There was this guy who had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and
he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had
started working with him at his office. Her name,oddly,was Clearly and she was
absolutely gorgeous. He became quite smitten with her and after a while it
became obvious that she was very interested in him too.
But this guy was
a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with the new girl while he was still
going out with his girlfriend. He decided that there was nothing left to do but
to break up with Lorraine and get on with Clearly.
He planned several
times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. Then one day they
went for a walk along the riverbank, and Lorraine slipped and fell into the
river. The current carried her off and she drowned The guy stopped for a moment
by the river and then ran off smiling and singing ands miling and
singing.
What was he singing, you ask??? get ready, it's good...
