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    Who's Guilty?

    A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O�clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...

    The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
    - �Shit!, that must be my husband!�

    So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

    Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
    - I�m your husband, you slut!!!

    So the woman answers:
    - Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fucking running?!! You son of a bitch!

    Thursday, May 18, 2006