A woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more
frustrated at her husband�s lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to
add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase
some crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as usual,
watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned her Crotchless
undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the
television and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm. �Want some of
this?� she purred?�
�Are you kidding?� he replied, �Look what it did to your underwear!�
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