piemel:
aars
8:43 PST 3/6/04
suad:
God will punish you bad sisters!!!
3:57 PST 3/3/04
DisasterStrike:
Fun at least for the Beholder nun, PS good thing there was no Yellow Snow
14:51 PST 2/29/04
r6ea6pe6r:
Thats funnier then seeing 2 nuns driving in a small car
23:28 PST 2/27/04
gypsy:
nuns can have fun toooooo!!
11:56 PST 2/26/04
mona:
wow!!!!
It's acually funny!!!!
That's a first on this site!!!!!!!!!
23:17 PST 2/21/04
Jay :
this is one of the only funny f///ing pictures iv seen
20:10 PST 2/19/04
DisasterStrike:
In your face!
23:48 PST 2/18/04
Black:
Stuff this rubbish
13:08 PST 2/18/04
klarelou:
aww penguins playing in the snow! lol
1:45 PST 2/18/04
Funny:
Gee I wonder if those nuns are real? hehe
17:55 PST 2/17/04
jimboy:
that's natural...hehehhee
19:01 PST 2/15/04
DisasterStrike:
The Holly Wars have just started!
22:48 PST 2/13/04
Loverly:
I would try it longer or however long it takes. Post the way you ordinarily do with your clever jokes. I believe the negative comments and sarcasm being bandied about are more frustrating for the posters. I leave here tense instead of relaxed. Many of our staff won't come on any longer during breaks
18:45 PST 2/13/04
ROHO::
LOVERLY; Mmmh mmmh! But that's been tried. He then comes back right after you disavow the post and claims he did make it and you are the nick stealer. Misdirectionally frustrating for other posters wouldn't you say?
21:00 PST 2/11/04
wierdy:
see! even nuns get a snow job!
17:53 PST 2/11/04
Believe:
The nuns are playing. Since when is that a sin?
11:32 PST 2/11/04
004:
HOW NICE.. THIS GENARATION NUNS FIGHTS 'WHAT NEXT'?
6:57 PST 2/11/04
Loverly:
I would state it isn't me and ignore him.
23:46 PST 2/10/04
ROHO::
LOVERLY; Hi. I do know what the site is for and have had fun until stfu and johnnie showed up. Attacking me for no apparent reason and misrepresenting me in obscene ways. If there was a possibility of people taking veiw of you in a different light by their mockery, what would you do?
17:02 PST 2/10/04
amy2:
Loverly; i like your nick...... (and i didn't bicker just for you
)....
10:50 PST 2/10/04
Loverly:
You guys are sounding like STFU and his aliases now. You must be really making him/her happy feeding into his/her neuroses. This is a joke's site remember? STOP YOUR BICKERING!
9:07 PST 2/10/04
ROHO::
Never mind AMY2, stfu's never smelled anything (or anyone else thats around him) except his breath and his body odor.
13:24 PST 2/9/04
amy2:
what the.........???? well STFU, i suppose you're funny to some people, so joke about smelly 'sna'tches' if that's what floats your boat....
15:28 PST 2/6/04
STFU:
i heard amy2 has a smelly sna`tch, not socks !
12:13 PST 2/6/04
ROHO;:
that pic is me and robnob fighting over amy2's smelly socks for lunch! you commoners will have to deal with it!!!
10:13 PST 2/6/04
Al Coholic:
I was a nun once, great time
6:52 PST 2/4/04
DisasterStrikes:
Did there, and mix's well
0:00 PST 2/3/04
ela:
hauska kuva!
=
finnish language
7:21 PST 2/1/04
NotNasty:
I agree Deb! I also agree several of the self proclaimed, so~called nice ones on this site can be extremely nasty as well.
17:32 PST 1/31/04
Deb:
jonnyboy you are a p~r~i~c~k I have noticed this frquently! And most of your comment's are uncalled for
22:28 PST 1/30/04
Jimmy:
sister act!
4:15 PST 1/30/04
hadi:
{lol} Funny
17:55 PST 1/28/04
hadi:
{lol} Funny
17:52 PST 1/28/04
ANTINUN:
stupid nuns
0:10 PST 1/28/04
SmilinIrishEye:
BJ, hel! is not hot. It's just a mistranslated word for 'mankinds' common grave.
11:50 PST 1/26/04
Hana:
Funny, Nuns 
22:02 PST 1/25/04
bj:
you all are acting so childish. especially with the picture of the nuns! how dare you 'jonnyboy'say straight to hel! were you talking about where your going to spend your eternity? get a REAL LIFE! all of you are being so mean about the pictures!!
18:28 PST 1/25/04
Rodeo rider:
if you call that funny it's just plain stupid
14:23 PST 1/25/04
Angel:
they must have no sense in them.
There is nothing to laugh about
12:58 PST 1/25/04
jonnyboy:
Staight to hel. ...Wow..Next thing the two will get caught in a male strip joint
19:09 PST 1/24/04
funny guy:
hi amy what's up? after long time.. did u like those sheet jokes of rob..?
6:22 PST 1/23/04
brittany:
snow ball fight for the nuns man yeah baby yeah lol 
16:38 PST 1/22/04
amy2:
Rob; you're a funny man sir, thanks for the happy!
18:16 PST 1/21/04
LPSQUISHA:
not completely funny, i guess you had to be there, she probably fell right on her a\\ss after being hit... now that would have been hilarious
11:01 PST 1/21/04
Rob :
Amy2:: Payment enough is that you got a laugh from the jokes too. Have yourself a groover of a day right there.
7:23 PST 1/20/04
amy2:
Rob; your jokes are making me famous at the bar i go to, do i owe you some kind of copyright dues or something?!? "p1ss off out of the way:...hahaha!
20:24 PST 1/16/04
mexicanboy:
what up
18:53 PST 1/16/04
hobie:
As Mr. Carlin says: keep thy religion to thyself. Now, we know why.
13:02 PST 1/16/04
MEXICANGIRL:
Hey
15:19 PST 1/15/04
coke:
Pathetic
19:51 PST 1/14/04
taz:
WASUP
18:41 PST 1/14/04
POISONOAK:
I LOVE THE NUNS boots and SHES got
A great ARM 
18:29 PST 1/14/04
ROHO::
Sister Mary always considered snow a gift from Heaven and referred to it reverently as "The Angel's Dust." Sister Mary annointed Sister Mary with the stuff here, after she called it, "water gone flakey."
10:18 PST 1/14/04
Rob :
Two nuns were driving through Transylvania when a vampire jumped into the middle of the road showing his fangs. One nun said to the other "Quick! Show him your cross!"
So the nun leaned out and said "P1ss off out of the way!"
2:40 PST 1/14/04
Rob :
JOKE 4 PETE::::: How could you tell the man on the compost heap was a homos~exual??? Because he had PETE (PEAT) up his bum!!!!!! Come on PETE, dont diss the people who try to make this site fun. If you feel inadequate in any way we can talk, ok?
2:23 PST 1/14/04
heleana:
This seems to be harmless fun but I hope this site doesn't take after the "Liberal Media." They seem to love to bash we Catholics.
1:17 PST 1/14/04
Sebold:
What nun of you think about is why would someone be in the habit of taking this kind of photo. Let alone post it. Well I'm having nun of any silly habit.
0:44 PST 1/14/04
amy2:
what's so original about "pete"? did you mean to say "post names"? at least i only have one of those. really, call your mom and ask for a hug, it's never too late to start......
13:32 PST 1/13/04
my name is pete:
and your a pus sy too amy2, non original name havin biatch, atleast im the 1st pete
13:19 PST 1/13/04
amy2:
gee, i've never seen this poster's name before, did you change it just for the occa55ion to threaten? well, that makes me wonder who the pus sy really is!!!somebody didn't get enough hugs from mommy when they were little........
12:46 PST 1/13/04
KILL...ROHO:
SHUT UP ROHO YOU LITTLE PUS SY
10:16 PST 1/13/04
ROHO::
MEAN 1 MR GRIN; I had seen several of Steph's negative posts on differnt pages on that date. I'm thinkin' she was just having herself a bad day and should have another chance.
4:36 PST 1/13/04
Peaches:
I have so much respect for a nun and I am not in the HABIT of joking about them as there are NUN finer! NUNtheless, I....naw..I can't do it...I WIMPLEd out of it...I am NUNplused as to why I can't joke about them but my brain tells me it will have NUN of it...! I am SNOWED under by my own brain!
0:05 PST 1/13/04
mean 1 mr grin:
Roho,,, I have given the official snert alert on EFP...Steph,,, who is probably a mere baby herself is the newest snert to join the group,,, Get out the double barrell potato gun and shoot the snerts...
16:48 PST 1/12/04
ACE::::
Sister Act 3....Whoopie decided to opt out of this one.
16:28 PST 1/12/04
ROHO::
As a practical joke, no one informed Sister Angelica who was new from the Virgin Islands, that a spray can was NOT the proper equipment to try and catch snowballs with. 
13:40 PST 1/12/04
kara:
corney
5:43 PST 1/12/04
Vee:
A snowball fight babyish? Gosh girl since when is playing only for babies? If you forget how to play you may as well shrivel up and waste away.
20:24 PST 1/11/04
steph:
thats so babyish!
13:24 PST 1/11/04
ROHO::
Sister Amillia Evita of St. Paul's was relieved of her duties in collecting contributions outside the church when it was discovered that she had gotten into the HABIT of throwing snowballs at everyone and everything. Father Nelson backed up his action by saying, "Thou shall't not cast snow....
6:22 PST 1/11/04
haidar:
finally they are free......
4:18 PST 1/11/04
dublinboy:
was funny thing to do
1:24 PST 1/11/04
Wayoutthere :
Other than girls just wanna have
fun,what?!
20:35 PST 1/10/04
shayne:
nothing,,,, no coment!!!!
20:21 PST 1/10/04
Dollbaby:
Sister Mary Rosaria was fighting with Sister Mary Veronica over who should administer "Last Rights" to Monsignor O'Reilly !!! Said Sister Mary Rosaria, "don't worry about a thing, I know how to TAKE THINGS WELL IN HAND " !!! 
6:32 PST 1/10/04
ROHO::
There had always been a subtle rivalry between St. Luke's and St. Peter's. But, in a moment of weakness, when pa~ssing St. Peter's it was called out, "Our priest has a bigger or~gan!", Sister Mary snapped!
4:19 PST 1/10/04
cathena:
When I first saw this pic the caption said they were from mexico and had never seen snow b4
21:06 PST 1/9/04
moi:
ROFLMAO!!!!!
20:54 PST 1/9/04
Mel71:
God works "out" in mysterious ways!!!
19:40 PST 1/9/04
K .HALL:
what is that !
16:42 PST 1/9/04
swamp fox:
Rob and Roho you should get a comedey act together and charge admission.
15:23 PST 1/9/04
Bob:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
14:04 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
"Awww! You can stuff your Ten Commandments and going to Heaven cr~ap! I quit! I'm going to town and get lay~ed!!"
13:23 PST 1/9/04
d:
they had a little to much of wine ;d
13:04 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
COUGH!! PHTOOEWY!! COUGH!! COUGH!!PHTOOEWY!!! HAH!HAH! See? I told you you couldn't hit the bucket!
11:49 PST 1/9/04
Goldiesmurfett:
I always knew that nuns could have some fun,if they would just let their hair down!!
10:29 PST 1/9/04
amy2:
Rob; LMAO at the Hampton Court thing!
9:03 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prosti~tute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barks: "What the (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb) did you say?" "A prosti~tute!" Sheila repeats. Sister Catherine breathes a sight of relief and says: "Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant"
8:30 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
That Nun was the person who appeared in the doorway at Hampton Court last month that looked like an apparition. Somebody inform the Daily Sport quick!!!!!
8:23 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
When the can of fake snow Sister Mary was going to use on the windows exploded on her, it gave her a fluffy white beard. Along with her rosy cheeks and twinkling bespectled eyes the black habit gave her an eerie appearance of Santa Claus and the Grim Reaper all rolled into one!
8:03 PST 1/9/04
ALUCARD:
HOW DO THEY GET THE NAME "NUN"...AIN'T HAD NUN,DON'T WANT NUN AND WILL NEVER GET NUN.
7:53 PST 1/9/04
INSANEGURLIE:
AFTER THE SISTERS GOT THEIR DRINK ON THEY WERE ABLE TO FACE THE BITTER COLD OUTSIDE. SISTER LINDA WANTED TO PROVE TO SISTER MARY THAT SHE COULD USE SOME MORE TO DRINK, SO SHE SHOWED HER HOW GOOD HER AIM STILL WAS.
7:51 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
Where do all the hungry Nuns live???
Nuneaton!!!
7:45 PST 1/9/04
ALUCARD:
I DATED A NUN ONCE, BUT DIDN'T GET INTO THE HABIT!!
7:24 PST 1/9/04
Kim:
it was FJONG!!!
7:15 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
Good Lord Sister! Will you quit bragging about your throwing arm? Why, I'll bet you you couldn't hit the broadside of a churmmpphh!
7:12 PST 1/9/04
Laura:
where's the soap' ????
7:06 PST 1/9/04
samantha:
was funny made me laugh
6:37 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
OK i think i've overkilled the Nun as a joke topic for today!!!!! Come on people don't be shy to join in!!!!!!
6:19 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
Sister Mary thought Sister Rose held ill feelings towards her. But when she stepped outside and heard Sister Rose say, "Eat Angel dust, ya old penquin!!" Her susp icions were confirmed.
6:09 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
A nun and a priest were travelling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make~shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died. After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued. They pray~ed a lot (of course), and they discussed their predicament in great depth. Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth ~~ to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?" The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes. As ~ she was doing so, she remarked, "Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?" With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?" The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life." "Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel!"
5:56 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's pen1s," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's pen1s," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
5:32 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
ROHO you just 'pun'ned me out of the water. Stop WIMPLEing about and be serious for once.
5:24 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However", he said, "as ~ soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off. Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R~rated movie." The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water."The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her breath. The second nun then goes up to the priest and says,"Forgive me , Father, for I have sinned." The priest replies,"OK, what happened?" She says, "I was driving my brother's car down the street in front of his house,and I hit a neighbors dog and killed it."The priest looks up to heaven for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The second nun goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly. Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?" She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for a full five minutes before responding,"God forgives you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves. The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down her cheeks. The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was ~ so bloody funny?" The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."
5:20 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
Alright ROB!! That's enough! You're going to get into a HABIT until the MA~SS's turn against you. I suggest you limit your jokes to NUN.....?
4:17 PST 1/9/04
What do i know?:
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
4:11 PST 1/9/04
Rob:
How do you get a nun pregnant?? Dress her up as an altar boy!!!
3:33 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming catholic.
3:10 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
What do you call a nun on a pushbike?................................................................A Cyclist.
1:56 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
There were 2 nuns in the bath together and first nun says to the other 'where's the soap'. Second nun replies 'yes it does doesn't it'.
1:30 PST 1/9/04
Dollbaby:
By the way, what kind of meat do priests eat ??? NUN !!! 
1:24 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
Nuns and Viagra dont mix either but you dont hear me complaining!!!!
1:11 PST 1/9/04
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