drukenboy:
chupatranka thats funny sh..it
8:35 PST 6/9/04
Chupatranka:
But first the old man smelled his hand, and then told her about Mcdonalds
2:31 PST 6/9/04
Anne:
And that is why older women shouldn't have facelifts!
20:05 PST 6/7/04
transylvanian:
oh..that feels good..
19:09 PST 5/6/04
vodkarules:
Just like another joke ABOUT an old man and woman on church
23:00 PST 5/1/04
~The Cheese~:
lol... ignorant peon...
5:06 PST 2/12/04
Monica:
I thought it was a great joke. She was crazy enough to let the old man do this to here and i find it very funny.
14:32 PST 2/8/04
johnny:
peaches, i want to tickle your fancy.
12:00 PST 1/27/04
Peaches:
HI mean 1 mr grin! I am ok thanks! 
ALUCARD: What seven letters of the alphabet did the little boy say when he opened up the refrigerator?
O~I~C~U~R~M~T
9:18 PST 12/14/03
LMAO:
I know some people who use lines like those
5:41 PST 12/14/03
dez:
heh, heh, lmao. the horny old dude, clever old horny dude.
17:36 PST 12/13/03
rosebud:
hahaha now i got it
12:24 PST 12/13/03
tanya:
not bad cud av been funnier
9:20 PST 12/13/03
mida:
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY! HOW ABOUT ANOTHER ONE.
8:40 PST 12/13/03
kitty:
that lady sure is stupid
8:02 PST 12/13/03
mister B:
LOL
7:21 PST 12/13/03
Jess:
2 Kool! Funny! 
15:26 PST 12/12/03
mmm:
bullshi..t
11:40 PST 12/12/03
Kym:
funny! 
10:35 PST 12/12/03
day finsher:
Now thats Funny
22:21 PST 12/11/03
kat b.:
lol and still laughing
17:21 PST 12/11/03
MEL:
Too Funny!!!! I'm still laughing!
16:44 PST 12/11/03
smilingmoocow:
strange
13:21 PST 12/11/03
Frankie B:
Her response should have been, "Sorry, I already have one as whole in my pants. I don't need another one."
10:53 PST 12/11/03
Dolly:
HAHAHHAHAH...
6:23 PST 12/11/03
chickawa!!!:
haha....i saw that one coming
21:19 PST 12/10/03
numberone:
LMAO....
19:34 PST 12/10/03
Jolene:
Oh my word!!! he just wanted to get her pants!
15:08 PST 12/10/03
Naynaye:
that was a good joke
14:17 PST 12/10/03
Trix:
Now that's an old man who knows how to get a free cheap thrill....very funny.
10:20 PST 12/10/03
roberta:
that was a good one
7:43 PST 12/10/03
Peggy:
Thats what I'm talking about!!
6:28 PST 12/10/03
Hemendra:
hi how are you
1:26 PST 12/10/03
KATHY:
THATS A GOOD ONE
22:09 PST 12/9/03
bouncingcrazy:
thats disgusting!!!
21:30 PST 12/9/03
Muthu:
Hey! After reading this I forgot my age. But, don't ask anyone to give me a try to know my age!
19:31 PST 12/9/03
davmelis2:
thats cute
18:54 PST 12/9/03
John Huerta:
AWESOME
18:33 PST 12/9/03
George W. Bush:
haha
18:27 PST 12/9/03
halliwellsista:
old man getting frisky!
17:55 PST 12/9/03
hotgirlzluv:
that was so hilarious im practically crying
17:35 PST 12/9/03
Knives:
GO OLD MAN!
17:25 PST 12/9/03
laura:
that was a good laugh. HA HA HA
17:23 PST 12/9/03
Lauren:
OMG that is SOOOOOOOOOO horrible. LOL Tina, thanks 4 that one BUD!
17:12 PST 12/9/03
Kristina:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:56 PST 12/9/03
lisa:
i loved it i thought it was really
funny, but obivously i get amused easily
16:51 PST 12/9/03
mean 1 mr grin:
ole Mcdonald had a Big Mac, EIEIO
and on his Mac he had a pickle, EIEIO...... 
16:51 PST 12/9/03
danielle:
haha that just proves old guys like to do it to
16:50 PST 12/9/03
Bob:
That was the funniest thing so far!!
16:49 PST 12/9/03
mean 1 mr grin:
LOL ALUCARD,,, Hi Peaches my dear,,, how are you ???
16:49 PST 12/9/03
ALUCARD:
MEAN 1 MR GRIN... YOU REMEMBER McDONALD HE HAD A FARM AND TAUGHT THE VOWELS TO LITTLE KIDS........
E,I,E,I,O, U REMEMBERAND SOMETIMES I ASK "Y"
15:48 PST 12/9/03
Jenny in sc:
ALUCARD: 
15:31 PST 12/9/03
ALUCARD:
MEAN 1 MR GRIN DO YOU WANT ON THE "FUNFACTS" LIST ? IF YOU DO I CAN GIVE YOU A FRIEND'S e~mailADDRESS AND HE CAN CALL ME. HE
IS A GOOD FRIEND AND LIVE ABOUT 45 MINUTE FROM ME. HIS NAME IS JAMES...LET ME KNOW. I HAVE TO LEAVE HERE ABOUT 6 AND WON'T BE BACK UNTIL ABOUT 9 OR 10.
15:31 PST 12/9/03
mean 1 mr grin:
McDonalds??? Whats that???
15:13 PST 12/9/03
ALUCARD:
I LOVE LUCY...A LITTLE TRIVIA FOR YOU LYNNB...DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE WAS ORIGINALLY OFFERED THE PART OF SCHARLETT IN "GONE WITH THE WIND?" THNKS FOR HTE KIND WORDS
14:52 PST 12/9/03
lynnb:
ALUCARD: we smart folk know that Lucille Ball is resposible for the RED HEAD jokes...One of the worlds greated female comics.Now if she could laugh at herself!Then of course we can too
By the way great joke(oldie but a goodie)
14:37 PST 12/9/03
ALUCARD:
Jenny in sc...it's just a joke. Everyone says redhead...it'ds the hair not your head that's red and then.......AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!
Somebody help me here. It's just a little joke.
13:09 PST 12/9/03
heleana:
Oldie moldy! I've read this a few hundred times before.
11:43 PST 12/9/03
DaisyMae:
He was talking about blackheads...like a pimple.
11:28 PST 12/9/03
Jenny in sc:
DaisyMae...You didnt get it, huh? ....shhhhhhhh! dont tell no one!!! IMAO
11:20 PST 12/9/03
becky:
Dirty old man, and bad bad woman for letting him do it.
11:16 PST 12/9/03
DaisyMae:
Alucard, I don't think Jenny in sc got the black head thing. Maybe its died from red to black.
11:14 PST 12/9/03
angellovr:
WONDERCHEESE, yours was funny too!
10:55 PST 12/9/03
frank:
Good Joke, Love it!!! Keep them coming
10:13 PST 12/9/03
Jenny in sc:
ALUCARD: Good deal for the blackheads.I'm one. But now you are going to get the red heads started. ..LOL
9:44 PST 12/9/03
groovy granny :
i' heard it before and its still funny
9:42 PST 12/9/03
Jennifer5M:
hilarious!
9:20 PST 12/9/03
beckybomps:
Fish fingers
9:17 PST 12/9/03
Momma:
I have heard this joke before and i still think it is one of the funniest things i think i have ever heard
9:15 PST 12/9/03
ALUCARD:
PINKSUGARMUSIC,,,THAT WAS DISGUSTING? I DISAGREE AND YOU LOVED THE ENTIRE JOKE. IF IT HAD BEEN THAT BAD, YOU WOULD HAVE STOPPED, BUT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE THAT HATED IT THEY READ THE ENTIRE THING. THINK ABOUT IT!!!
9:10 PST 12/9/03
anna:
haha! smart old man
8:48 PST 12/9/03
mush:
smart old man hah:
8:46 PST 12/9/03
pinksugarmusic:
that was enirely disgusting
8:24 PST 12/9/03
jenn:
i love all of these keep up the good work!!!!!!!!
8:07 PST 12/9/03
Peoples Choice:
Joke the joker, very funny!!!!
7:35 PST 12/9/03
amanda:
that was great i love dirty jokes.what a stupid lady and lucky old man
7:34 PST 12/9/03
umop apisdn:
he must have ordered the fish at McDonald's and wanted more so licked his fingers right after!
6:54 PST 12/9/03
ALUCARD:
SHE MUST HAVE RED HAIR. SHE'S SO GOOFY. WELL, DIDN'T SOMEONE SAY GET A LINE OTHER THAN SHE MUST BE BLONE? I GOT ANOTHER LINE, BUT I SURE WASN'T GONNA' SAY SHE WAS A BLACKHEAD (think about it).
6:39 PST 12/9/03
Bper:
Darn, I went to the wrong McDonalds
6:31 PST 12/9/03
Elvis51:
that was funnnny!!!!! shows how silly women are about their age
5:28 PST 12/9/03
MRcoolguy:
i would have done dat tooo. LOL
5:25 PST 12/9/03
karen:
that was nasty but funny
4:42 PST 12/9/03
mel:
Old but not cold...
4:06 PST 12/9/03
moggie:
opportunity knocks or is it fingers
at his age its a wonder he didnot have a stroke or maybe he did!!!!
3:56 PST 12/9/03
bla ngodza:
that's very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!!!!
3:03 PST 12/9/03
Chunkyladd:
If her name was Mich+lle she planned the whole thing.
2:54 PST 12/9/03
shaggy:
lmao
2:46 PST 12/9/03
Ice:
That was funny. I�m sure she was a blond to......
2:31 PST 12/9/03
nick:
that proves how smart are men. hyy
2:13 PST 12/9/03
CharlieDJ:
::gasps!:: i can't believe he did that at his age! LOL
23:49 PST 11/28/03
NuZeeeeelander:
I thought it was real funny and it reminds of a typical male mind say anything to get a free feel
14:34 PST 11/27/03
Jo Ann:
The more I read and hear about what men at any age are capable of doing, the more putrid I think they are
16:29 PST 11/26/03
leg:
hmm if i keep reading these i will be puttin me own hand in the same place... or is there a 85 yr old around...
1:54 PST 11/21/03
mapleway:
i hope ill be able to o hat at his age..lol....
12:32 PST 11/8/03
FOXMORE:
dollbaby: ALL OLD MEN ARE DIRTY.
11:44 PST 11/2/03
jcoul03:
That's a good one
10:05 PST 10/31/03
billy:
now that is funny!
20:03 PST 10/27/03
Pokie:
What a clever lil horn dog. She actually fell for it.
21:38 PST 10/26/03
CoolLoser:
ha!
14:35 PST 10/23/03
redneckdude:
that 85 year old man was horny and smart!
18:04 PST 10/19/03
Dollbaby :
BOOOOOOOOO , to this DIRTY OLD MAN !!
4:31 PST 10/19/03
tinka:
that was a dum one
11:30 PST 10/18/03
sue:
sneeky
8:42 PST 10/18/03
sweetgirl:
uhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! gross! thats nasty! lol
7:55 PST 10/18/03
Cherry:
soooo gross
12:20 PST 10/13/03
Carolyn08:
Wow!! That's stupid!and nasty
12:00 PST 10/12/03
Chad:
For gosh sakes, think up your OWN comments, make them interesting and something NEW and original.
0:33 PST 9/29/03
Chad:
For the clones who PREDICTABLY ASK, my hair is BLACK and always was.The blonde stuff is old, boring,unoriginal,repeti.tive.
0:27 PST 9/29/03
Chad:
It would be nice if people could think up something original to say besides "they must have been blonde" comments.That is OLD
0:22 PST 9/29/03
FrOg:
Kinda sweet hah!
5:57 PST 9/23/03
blaster43:
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY
0:01 PST 9/20/03
ZEYD:
UHH SEKSI
2:14 PST 9/19/03
mary:
HA,HA,HA I LIKE THAT PART WHICH IS BY STIKING MY HAND DOWN HER PANTIES
2:11 PST 9/19/03
emilly:
good joke very very very funny not
emilly:
good joke very very very funny
pursephanie:
Thants funny
Princess2U:
ewwwww
Gomer:
This happened to my wife!
AJ:
lameo
Jessica:
ewwwwie lmao
Dyamond:
LMAOOOOOOOOO
saddam hater:
that was hilarious,hahahahahaa!!
Guirguissou:
Very crafty, this old man. Wisdom
toxicsweetstuf:
that was cool. but the lady was dumb too!
tafetta:
Good joke, but, S T U P I D woman!
mega boy:
That is the best joke I've heard for a while ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Carol Jones:
emilly
mega boy saddam hater
daisy:
that is a good one lol
sharon:
that was very good
cherishsparkle:
Haha !!!
Villes(Belgium:
I�m 85, where�s McDonald�s
denise:
it is nasty fun
maggie:
Omgosh lol she must b blonde!
mike:
lol
leanne :
these days that would realy happen!
EDGAR:
GOOD ONE TRY IT ON YOUR WIFE.
prettybaby76:
that was hilarious
rickstir:
same old same old
Moggie:
anyone for fishfingers
yakomann:
good joke but clever man!
regi:
next time I must stand behind some lady too.
C�s�� :
its her own fault lol
GAS:
This is funny! Great laugh!
dan:
not funny at all
dan:
i'll have some fishfingers moggie
pete:
your sad comments are nore funny than the joke!
leanna:
stephanie jayne morris of norton stoke on trent is a woman lover!
Grill52:
ive heard it before, very lame
yek:
i just think thats fricking sick! but i have heard a similar version.
SuZiE:
lol very very funny!
shannon:
hilarious
tee:
i was waiting to find out how he could tell age that way. disappointed
ric:
funny ,sick but funny
Akmal:
I like it
linus:
funny,sounds like something my grandfather would have done
linus:
funny,sounds like something my grandfather would have done
ace:
that was great
mindcandy:
haha thats hillarious!
fixit85:
Good way to get shot nowadays,Kids don't try this at home!
Slayer boy:
its a really sick joke but its funny.
julie:
lol, nice! She must have been a blonde!!
Heleana:
Stupid and dull.
harorld:
mega boys a P R I C K
kakachuni:
I think she had hit the guy at once...
NIKKI:
EWWWWWWWW Nucky old man!
ashley:
that is really gross but funny!! lmao
allyssa:
lmfao this was really good
Mickey:
This is something
STEPH:
NASTY BUT SO FUNNY
Fay:
Not that good
steph:
taht was funny
Chantelle:
That was funny!!!
mandy:
funny funny funny
Gina:
its an old one!
loulou:
it's a cute old man
paul:
perverd little man 
but funny
Shahriar:
Yaaaaaaaaaaakh
charlottte:
thats funny.your rite paul,perverd little man
mel mathers:
omg typical men
Oggle:
lol funny but sick
that was cool:
that was cool
Dee:
Very funny
Dee:
Very funny
MICK:
NO WOMAN WOULD REALLY EVER DO THAT.
tombz:
im that old man
hannah:
horny man stupid woman
eagle:
i like MCDONALD"S as much as this joke I EAT IT UP GOOD 111
eagle:
eagle:
jdsking03:
funny
mars:
yuck!!but all in all its only dumb joke!ewwww!
wondercheese:
Reminds me of a joke: What does going down on an old lady taste like? Answer: Depends
jagger:
McDonalds again. This place is starting to become rated R. Soon kids will not be allowed. Hehehe!
Destiny:
Funny
Tonya:
really cute
cyber:
elo
slipdude001:
It takes The Whole Pie
dejerea :
how many kids are here
slik:
not funny but kinda nice, real nice
crazychic:
haha...yah that was GROSS.SICK...dirty old man..stupid old woman..
Teri:
How gross!
Dirty Teaser:
Dumb, I don't get it!
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