kk:
yeah i no u ppl are very werid
15:35 PST 9/19/04
Cher:
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
20:19 PST 8/7/04
ah:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
10:52 PST 8/4/04
Oblivion:
I tHiNk ThIs WiLl HeLp MeN eVeRy WhErE
16:27 PST 6/21/04
lil pineapple:
I should have my BF read this and let me see his scores!
15:20 PST 6/20/04
Kisquest:
I'm wondering that to say I love her at least 3 times every days would score how many points...??
15:16 PST 6/20/04
Brad:
You go out with your mates and get so drunk you think the wardrobe is a toilet.... PRICELESS.
12:21 PST 6/20/04
mister B:
Lol
9:16 PST 6/20/04
Diverbabe1969:
some of ya'll arent getting it because u have never been married or have never been in a serious relationship....i thought it was very funny because it sounds just like my hubby........lmao
8:45 PST 6/20/04
CrazyOly:
tiffany still has a pe nis +20
6:11 PST 6/20/04
clareyyyyy:
well im single aswell
5:07 PST 6/20/04
Kisquest:
Well...!! I'm interested in looking at this card...!! I'm a lonely single man...!!
4:52 PST 6/20/04
gothic crow:
mmm very true wateva u want
3:52 PST 6/20/04
drukenboy:
funny funny
8:47 PST 6/9/04
tabby:
way to true!!!
0:52 PST 12/17/03
HERSHEY:
One of the funniest I have heard so far!!!! 
4:59 PST 12/11/03
Sabrina:
That was great. Most married women would understand that all of that is so true.
7:03 PST 12/10/03
Jeff:
lolz.. I can do better than that! Boo!
4:56 PST 12/10/03
tommy:
i get nothin but good points...
oh yeh baby
12:09 PST 12/5/03
cath:
yawn
7:10 PST 12/3/03
kid:
add me at tweet underscore 84 at hot mail . com
21:12 PST 11/28/03
warshouldrise:
I got a +15 and I'm a guy ... is that good?
13:47 PST 11/24/03
Kimi:
Cute and just so TYPICAL...
13:31 PST 11/22/03
Terena1969:
That was cute and so true.
22:30 PST 11/21/03
alex:
do you guys have anything better to do?
16:38 PST 11/20/03
Heathy:
heh...that was kinda retarded.
16:48 PST 11/17/03
ULib:
how come only guys have scores???
21:32 PST 11/15/03
sekcbaby:
lol, lol...fellas u noe its all truth........lol
15:51 PST 11/15/03
hotgirlzluv:
i didn't get what was so funny
7:22 PST 11/15/03
numberone:
you know the man would be in the negative and the woman would be in the possitive.
6:48 PST 11/15/03
rarr:
too bad i do that anyway. but i do have a black belt.........
18:54 PST 11/14/03
ILOVEJOE~SAM~:
LOL.......GUYS NEVER CHANGE!!LOL............ALL WELL.........AS PEOPLE SAY CAN'T LIVE WITH EM'....CANT LIVE WITHOUT EM'!!
17:21 PST 11/14/03
se%y man:
i luv se%
16:24 PST 11/14/03
good4me:
Ah, add another one to the lucky list. Well, actually my fiance tends to tune out when I want to "talk". hahaha but he is good with everything else!
16:19 PST 11/14/03
sttrinians:
In the last words of the well known Australian Bush Ranger Ned Kelly, "Such is life"
8:21 PST 11/14/03
Rosa Earles :
I love the one about you an,t too smart that was real cute
6:00 PST 11/14/03
samara:
bwahaha!! very funny
3:23 PST 11/14/03
Becka:
Ha Ha Just to let you know that this is more like me and not my boyf. I am the one talking to male college buds at parties and forgetting b/days.
1:48 PST 11/14/03
caratrinity:
Love this it is too funny!!!!
0:50 PST 11/14/03
dl:
it was long.some parts are funny because i've been there. i can picture part of this joke in one of the telly sitcoms. like George on the sitcom Seinfield.
0:33 PST 11/14/03
heleana:
Too long, but some of it was funny.
23:35 PST 11/13/03
gogeta:
so that's why i don't get any action, and ladyvamp7 learn to spell "kool" it's cool. and no you're not what you say you are if you can't spell what you are unless you're stupid.
23:13 PST 11/13/03
salvin:
too good
22:25 PST 11/13/03
ladyvamp7:
It takes to long to read but im so kool can read it all and not fall asleap. Its kool to though.
21:55 PST 11/13/03
john doe:
your censorship is terrible common english words can not be used if part of that word is deemed improper
21:41 PST 11/13/03
sw:
i think i would shoot myself and be done with it
21:13 PST 11/13/03
princessdeb:
omg 
if i were these guy i would be imbarresed :
20:25 PST 11/13/03
Man:
I agree with Sam
20:21 PST 11/13/03
hardcore:
im surprised this guy could count to 10 .... lmao
17:07 PST 11/13/03
NicaGrla:
Some of yall r takin dis to seriously its just a joke.
15:23 PST 11/13/03
bm:
vbmvbm
15:09 PST 11/13/03
mean 1 mr grin:
Hey EgoBrain,,, Better to be pissed off than pissed on I always say...
14:39 PST 11/13/03
sam :
i know what your talking about
14:32 PST 11/13/03
itsme:
jenny, i join you in the lucky catagory, my hubbys no this why either~
14:00 PST 11/13/03
me:
these jokes are funny if you pop a few vicodin before reading them
13:36 PST 11/13/03
Laura:
This is great. I will have to send it to every guy I know.
Typical, but good.
13:19 PST 11/13/03
Jenny:
It's great!! Not like my husband, but a lot of a guys I know are like that. I must be one of the lucky few I guess.
13:19 PST 11/13/03
mrgentile44839:
Hilarious!! I especially loved the bit about his college drinking buddy named Tiffany with implants (not that I need any, mind you...).
12:25 PST 11/13/03
CHICKAWA!:::
well..i didnt think it was boring...i thought it was a good thing that it was long b/c i thought it was very intertaining!...however this onlt counts if you marry some fat football fan from college or that you met in a bar!
12:22 PST 11/13/03
sweetness:
too long and boring. If you have to keep score on any partner, your not happy and probably will never be. It would be best to stay single and have FUN!
11:28 PST 11/13/03
Girliegirl:
I'm the one who got up and check out the noise and pummelled the person with a six iron but it was him, coming home late, from the bar, with Tiffany, and a new Tv, almost asleep...geez...but, he had the cast not me!
11:27 PST 11/13/03
someone:
Thats all wrong!!!
But True!! lol
11:22 PST 11/13/03
Erin:
This is about the stupidest thing that I have read yet. It makes since but who would actually do this. If anyone did do anything like this then they are in the relationship for theirselves not their partner. Everyong makes mistakes even the women.
11:02 PST 11/13/03
TEDDI:
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING THIS GUY
10:43 PST 11/13/03
krisy:
most men actually once married
10:21 PST 11/13/03
I LOVE TERI:
TERI DO YOU SWALLOW?
9:35 PST 11/13/03
Lynns admirer:
lmao, I love this one im going to have to send this on. I wonder who came up with this one.
12:31 PST 10/30/03
JonLee:
Did anyone actually calculate the grand total? It is minus 709. And the sad guy won't be able to make up for it, because he wont have a chance to, his wife wont let him forget it. My advice, get a new wife if she calculates like that. Wondering though, how did he score in the bedroom dept.
6:24 PST 10/24/03
Dollbaby :
I'm going to make a copy of this and give it to my Hubby. And to "men stink", only if you don't wash them, Dear.
5:02 PST 10/19/03
sue:
sounds familar!
8:45 PST 10/18/03
Steve jones:
i'm not marreid yet, but theres someone i have right now that is special to me and i want to marry,i would be a good husband.
16:41 PST 9/20/03
ROSE:
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
Arnaldo:
My wife must have read this before...
Pooh Bear:
whoo hoo
Jen:
That was pretty funny & so true
lexi:
it is true well most of it
christie:
do these people know my husband or what 
Amy:
How typical...!
Princess2U:
Woohooo! Rack up those points boyz!
xoxoSweetiexox:
I love it! 
Tana Lea:
ok
Scottish_Galx18:
Love it and describes my Husband perfectly!
Amanda:
This doesnt just describe husband and wife it describes EVERY relationship, ITS GREAT
cherrie:
i like it
SphinxyLady:
too true
toxicsweetstuf:
its cool and true.
The Freak..:
Thats pritty good! it had me laffin
LMAO!!
jonny ;):
jrock:
i think yall eat poo
jrock:
no.....for real though, yall eat poo:-!
saheedkamar143:
like
JUNE :
I KNOW HIM
Ace:
True true
speedy:
Someone spent alot of time with this one! Funny/sometimes true
friendsfan28:
not my husband at all!!!!
sweetz:
so far my boyfreind has 2000 point in the negative area
Quest1200:
ha, thats funny... yea
Brook:
True or not it's too long and not that funny!!!
Holliewood:
i like the social engagement one ...thats funny...hehe
Fero:
J'en connais quelque uns!
knuckles :
too true
Joke:
It's just the naked truth!!!
lolness:
IT WAS TOO LONG SO I DIDNT READ IT
rtakatch:
I did not like it
jenluvsb2k:
ahahahah
elvinprincess:
lololololololololololol
charlotte:
thats funny funny funny.and its so true!!!
lester :
this is stupid it deosnt make sense don't waste yer time
R. Bey:
Excellent scale. Sadly true in many cases...like mine....was.
EgoBrain:
You men are sad...don't you know how yo treat a lady? Pisses me off
oh! Sava:
I NEVER PUMMELLED HER FATHER WITH A SIX IRON!!
Raymond !:
Sounds like a typical married/sick of each other relationship ! I like it !
skip:
long,true get a divorce if this sounds like your partner
ric:
true so very true
juzam:
it's funny cause it's true.
hugeman2007:
what the final score
Georgina:
And thats why im single!!! lol
mel mathers:
i so dont get this...but i think its stupid ani way
Fawn:
I love it. This soooo true about men.
noble:
that wong
sam:
that is so fuuny but so true
eagle:
very true
mars:
there r three things in this joke..thats is true,true and true
georgina iluvu:
i follow u at nite..
Dee:
Hey I'm offended I'm from Newark..
littlefrog:
the sorry thing is ...this is my life
raji:
all men are same
julie:
what's that say about the guy?Who where's the pants
PrincessBethany:
I'm glad I'm a woman who loves a woman!
Brook:
PrincessBethany...I'm glad too.
Teri:
Boy thank god I'm not married. I would never see my husband.
motais420:
ha ha ha ha
khicai:
ilove u alll
mrmgreen:
I scored a negative 8000. treat women as they deserve to be treated, as useful for entertainment purposes only
men stink:
You see why some of us ladies turn to each other.... Men Stink!!!
Teresa:
No ladies here. My husband is nothing like this. But it looks like I am one of the few!
MARY:
YOU KNOW MU HUBBY SO WELL
candy:
like they always say.....some things (guys) never change!!
SKIGGERS:
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER......TOO FUNNY/TOO TRUE !!!!!!!
3:08 PST 9/14/03
mgaris:
If my hubby and I go out for my birthday I end up paying for it.There are still gentlemen out there. Trust me, I know.
14:40 PST 9/14/03
scared :
You people scare me especially the georgina iluvu person ,sounds like a stalker to me!
17:59 PST 9/15/03
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