ashok:
A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral services are pending.
2:12 PST 4/25/05
tbaby:
1:54 PST 4/25/05
rana:
0:42 PST 4/25/05
JST:
23:50 PST 4/24/05
ralph:
23:47 PST 4/24/05
nicole:
hea
18:07 PST 4/24/05
Katt:
Poor guy should have been more careful about what he said.
15:42 PST 4/21/05
????:
yea u should stop at the ironing part
12:34 PST 4/21/05
herrline:
thats a good one
11:04 PST 4/21/05
yalou1029:
the only stupid and corny one is you sputnik, the joke was awesome
13:00 PST 4/19/05
peg:
you know...wrinkled up body chi chi.
11:49 PST 4/19/05
Chi Chi:
i dont get it at all
9:21 PST 4/19/05
John:
Great
6:50 PST 4/19/05
Jage:
lingerie $500
Shotgun to the head of a stupid husband, PRICELESS
2:34 PST 4/19/05
sputnik:
stupid and corny
21:04 PST 4/18/05
rhps:
definitely should have ended at the iron part. the gun thing was really stupid.
20:28 PST 4/18/05
??:
omg so stupid
17:45 PST 4/18/05
13nightmare:
Never trust a chick with a shotgun. (Or a Revolver, whatever's closest)
14:27 PST 4/18/05
Mary:
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 12!!! Awesome!!!
3:17 PST 4/18/05
G8trGuy:
I think it was very funny. ;
2:19 PST 4/18/05
pablo69:
1:24 PST 4/18/05
lord castrater:
its goooooooooood not bad not bad at all!!!
23:11 PST 4/17/05
janelle:
love it LMAO
20:13 PST 4/17/05
Susie:
I thought it was cool
18:59 PST 4/17/05
MoeMoe:
I thought it was funny but the shot killed it.......
16:09 PST 4/17/05
hahaha:
15:17 PST 4/17/05
luv^^:
12:50 PST 4/17/05
rkeracoon:
good for a mornin grin.......... tnx
7:10 PST 4/17/05
funnygirl:
haha thats priceless
7:09 PST 4/17/05
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