unknown author:
hahaha...i knew that was probably going to happen and know the dad knows his daughter is going to do it and get pregnant by this guy.
12:09 PST 4/28/04
Brad:
I agree alucard. But I guess obviously some here haven't turned their computer on for a long time.
11:32 PST 4/28/04
sakura:
yah funny!but do agree...not that third time posted.guess i lready memorize each terms.
9:36 PST 4/28/04
Dusks Embrace:
(To Timo) I like the way you think, heh heh heh
9:02 PST 4/28/04
ALUCARD:
It was funny first two or three times I heard it. If you really like it hang around. this is about the third time EFP has used it on their posts and I'm sure they will use it again.
5:58 PST 4/28/04
LC:
saw that coming from the very first word!
5:33 PST 4/28/04
KrazyKuzy:
^
3:47 PST 4/28/04
Timo:
I would still do the girl
6:01 PST 4/20/04
stfu head:
britt, dont worry, the girl would suk for him
21:16 PST 4/13/04
Britt:
very funny...sux for the guy though. 
18:39 PST 4/13/04
Lela:
Wow! Very funny. (Still Laughing)
17:30 PST 4/8/04
serenequeen:
cant...stop...laughing
19:53 PST 4/4/04
tHat waz:
the dumbest joke ever!!!!
15:14 PST 4/4/04
Salah Latif:
Veeeeeery Fuuuuuuuny 
4:58 PST 3/31/04
island guahan:
that was kewl it put a smile on my face(hope it dosen't happen to me)
8:19 PST 3/10/04
50 cents gurl:
lol lol lol that is so funny but some of the slow ones may not get it at first
13:09 PST 3/9/04
meme:
information about pharmacies/pictures
9:19 PST 3/9/04
roxyfoxy:
kinda funny on other hands kinda gai
11:59 PST 3/7/04
chase:
i saw that one coming that was to easy to figure out!!!
20:21 PST 3/6/04
Mizzy:
where's the rest of it? serriously, there's got to be more!
9:05 PST 3/6/04
cj:
haha
23:45 PST 2/24/04
sween:
aww man! i wish her dad wasnt the pharmacist! i wanted to hear what came next after dinner
18:15 PST 2/20/04
BABY:
LMAO THERES NO TELLING WHAT MY DAD WOULD HAVE SAID TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!SO FUNNY
12:31 PST 2/16/04
Pimpcess Bee:
I SAW THIS ON A MOVIE!
21:02 PST 2/14/04
JuZZtInmannNN:
HAHA its been 2 minutes and im still laughing!!!!!!!HAHA LOL LOL stiLL
13:57 PST 2/14/04
roxy:
tat is sick and funny
16:39 PST 2/12/04
Kc:
a lot to think about lol...
20:47 PST 2/2/04
aries:
hahaha! this is truly funny.
3:15 PST 1/22/04
J.T:
dang, hope he get's a new girl friend!
15:00 PST 1/8/04
taz:
who the f uc k
22:17 PST 1/7/04
dan h:
LMAO regardless of these other people with ni sense of humor I say keep up the good work !! Laughter is the best medicine.
18:43 PST 1/7/04
lisa:
Ha haaaaaaaaaa!! That was good!!
8:51 PST 1/7/04
hi:
i dont get it
4:16 PST 1/6/04
claire:
hahaha......this really a fuuny joke i've ever heard...really suprise at the end of the joke!!
2:11 PST 1/5/04
Deenay!:
wow, dat wood reely suk, cood u imagin?
5:28 PST 1/4/04
i luv josh k.:
1st off, no 1 over 16 would have the name "mojo." i think it is funny.
12:07 PST 1/3/04
Biggyjugs:
this was funny!!
7:12 PST 1/3/04
Cloud9:
lol
18:15 PST 12/30/03
mojo:
these are the oldest, worst excuses for humor I have ever tried to give the benefit of a doubt to and read the next one. Take me off this list since I am over 16 years old!!!!
14:51 PST 12/29/03
sheila:
you know i laughed at first but i have a 14 year old daughter and i hope she does not have to give herself just to meet me!!!!!!!
23:26 PST 12/26/03
Fred::
oops 
12:03 PST 12/25/03
tigger:
Don't you hate it when that happens??
8:13 PST 12/25/03
a chick:
This one is not too bad.
5:29 PST 12/25/03
laurensingle:
that really isnt all that funny but any way kool comments
18:59 PST 12/22/03
mike:
try something new for a change...i hardly ever read these and I know I've seen this on in the last few months.
18:44 PST 12/21/03
Tracie:
OOOOPS. At least he's being prepared.
15:25 PST 12/20/03
laura:
that stuff is funny
11:34 PST 12/20/03
c baby:
ha ha ha what a loser him and her are done!
16:22 PST 12/18/03
unis:
it was pretty predictable, but funny just the same!
10:36 PST 12/16/03
maryjane:
hahahahaha
9:25 PST 12/16/03
billy the kid:
they need to start selling them in filling stations again.
6:41 PST 12/16/03
1:
ok
5:40 PST 12/16/03
Carlitos:
OK
8:53 PST 12/15/03
louis:
so embarrasing! thats funny!
7:16 PST 12/15/03
krystyna:
That was great!!!
15:07 PST 12/14/03
kristin:
whooaaa that really stinks
9:15 PST 12/14/03
baby:
muy bien que gracioso
7:57 PST 12/14/03
jom:
my father his a pharamcist wow i hope e turns a blind eye.:
2:11 PST 12/14/03
Used & Abused:
Buster Cherry you are a granny!
21:35 PST 12/13/03
kiev:
a real natural parent. give guidance to their sons and daughters.
21:00 PST 12/13/03
Kas Jordison:
Thats funny...........
17:56 PST 12/13/03
sekcbaby:
hahahahahaha.....lol...das FUNNY!!!
17:50 PST 12/13/03
kraze:
it's a shame.Start your apology and stop praying
16:50 PST 12/13/03
Gramps:
heard it b4x4
16:47 PST 12/13/03
victoria:
thats reallly sad i feel bad for that lad.
15:34 PST 12/13/03
JO ANN:
if i I were a guy that would happen to me!
14:46 PST 12/13/03
babe magnet:
lol very funnt
13:21 PST 12/13/03
Bob:
OMG!! That happened to me before. I never talked to the girl again!!
12:29 PST 12/13/03
brad D:
that joke was a 10 in my book it was funny as ....
11:09 PST 12/13/03
steph:
twag1!! (that was a good 1!!!!)
10:26 PST 12/13/03
BillY BOb:
That was funny!! If i were that boy i'd run all the way home and never show my face in that house again!!
9:03 PST 12/13/03
Angels Gurl007:
) soooo funny!
9:01 PST 12/13/03
chris:
lol that wa.s so funny
8:00 PST 12/13/03
sweet 16:
this wa.s soooooooooo last century..lol...lols 
:d
7:12 PST 12/13/03
BLUE402:
OOOOOHHHHHHH MY!!!!!!!! THATS FUNNY
6:53 PST 12/13/03
str8man:
po/or .... just checking out why everyone has the word split in two ... I see, ok, that's just rediculous now
6:03 PST 12/13/03
your worst nigh:
Ecxellent makes me think about it loouda harda oooo baby
5:57 PST 12/13/03
swamp fox:
As far as I'm concerned some jokes are clas~sics and need to be retold. you can always embellish a little
5:40 PST 12/13/03
Kesa4Mk:
You always check up on the parents
always, like a private investigator
5:38 PST 12/13/03
MALUPITA:
very funny !
4:31 PST 12/13/03
juan:
hi
4:14 PST 12/13/03
heleana:
And then the father (pharmacist) pulls out this BIG knife and starts cutting up the sausage for dinner. Add that on and the joke would even be better.
4:08 PST 12/13/03
beckybomps:
As my first dates parent turned out to be a work colleague I can't laugh...much
3:46 PST 12/13/03
VIM:
NEXT TYM, WEAR A DISGUISE INTO THE PHARMACY!!!!!!!
3:29 PST 12/13/03
moggie:
probably praying that the earth would open up and swallow him, then went home that night still a virgin. lol better luck next time
3:07 PST 12/13/03
nicey nive:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2:47 PST 12/13/03
Jeff:
oooh! Thats much too embarrasing! but too funny though! hahaha!
5:02 PST 12/10/03
Rain:
LOL ~ Tooo Funny! Po~or kid ...
15:42 PST 12/5/03
Lacy :
lol
13:27 PST 11/30/03
Lauren:
ROFL
16:50 PST 11/29/03
Doug:
Nice to know that a red hot girl can still be saved, whether by condom or by prayer.
8:35 PST 11/29/03
CharlieDJ:
I knew it as soon as they said he helped the boy out for half an hour! po or guy!
0:07 PST 11/29/03
lynnb:
Puts a new twist on first time jitters.ha ha ha
17:51 PST 11/22/03
Createdbylove:
That is so great. I wish that I could do that to my brother!
7:56 PST 11/18/03
china:
this joke was kind of dumb
15:57 PST 11/17/03
jusme:
hehe....too cute!
10:08 PST 11/17/03
mannors,com:
lolololol hahaha
21:06 PST 11/15/03
Wr˧���R:
That Was Pretty Funny i would have just said no and i dont care if u heard it along time ago least u c it again
18:51 PST 11/13/03
cooguy:
i herd this a LONG time ago.....
21:38 PST 11/12/03
300zx:
that must have been really embaressing
11:52 PST 11/12/03
Incrdblwoman:
That's a good one, sits way to close to home for many, which makes it funnier, it may be old, but some of wern't around the first few times it was in circulation...so I am glad to hear it.
19:02 PST 11/11/03
mean 1 mr grin:
LOL that would be my luck too...
16:13 PST 11/11/03
catkiss:
lol!!!!!!!!!
14:31 PST 11/11/03
eve:
now that makes condoms "dangerous"!
0:15 PST 11/11/03
mooretime:
ha ha ha laugh well almost if i thought of somthing funny (oh my rabbit geting eaten by a fox and destroying all my boy hood dreams and bringing the reality of death crashing into my life) he he he that did it
8:13 PST 11/10/03
Buster Cherry:
This is as old as grannies drawers!! I heard it in grade school 1951
12:47 PST 11/7/03
misty:
its cute and funny
10:52 PST 11/7/03
RedHottie!!!:
OOOoOO!!!! that would not befun for the boy but if I were his dad I would just say oh well she's gonna have to do it one day
17:17 PST 11/6/03
gogeta:
ooo ouch
17:08 PST 11/5/03
saba:
lol..funny..this one is good..
sad for the guy.....im thinking abt the pharmacist...lol
21:57 PST 11/4/03
hydie:
lol made me laff and hoped that dont happen to me
10:34 PST 11/4/03
von:
its funny,by the way i'm a pharmacist.
11:28 PST 11/2/03
Andy:
This just really hit home.
12:42 PST 10/27/03
Pokie:
Quite hilarious... po.or boy though... good thing my parents don't work in a pharmacy...J/K...
21:49 PST 10/26/03
Mrs.expecting1:
This is the best one I have read so far
16:19 PST 10/25/03
manda:
very funny
11:06 PST 10/24/03
gypsymoon:
Now this is cute!!!
9:19 PST 10/24/03
haliwell sista:
i laughed till i cried
19:07 PST 10/20/03
lemmor:
this is very funny
18:42 PST 10/20/03
zindel:
2:35 PST 10/20/03
nyttymer:
oh I wish I were a teen again
19:03 PST 10/19/03
VixenKat:
oh my!!!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing my bum off....oh the joys of being a teen again hehehehhee
5:12 PST 10/19/03
mamak35:
ooooppppssss
21:07 PST 10/16/03
elizabeth:
hahaha!
17:30 PST 10/15/03
purple:
hehehe!!!
1:31 PST 10/10/03
kc:
lmao that just sucs
for him
21:46 PST 10/9/03
lim:
hehehe i dont know what will happen next...
21:29 PST 9/30/03
guy_magnet_88:
i can imagine tht happenin 2 my boyfrend!!!
toxicsweetstuf:
OH! I can imagine that happening! That must be mad embarrasing.
jonny:
holy frick, if that wouldve been me... man, i cant even imegine what that guy felt.
BROOK:
I would have left soon as I met her fater. You would be so worried all night I guarantee the date will not go as you plan.
puddles:
LOL
JUNE :
CHUCKEL, THAT WAS CUTE.
sex:
that was my joke i entered in
:
HEYWHERESWALDO:
U WISH. IHERD THAT JOKE LONG BEFOR U WERE AROUND
tafetta:
SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY
ric:
i wonder if he is still livin
NIKKI:
VERY FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chad:
ha ha ha wat a looser!!!!!
Georgina:
Old one again! Wheres the new jokes?
mel mathers:
now i like that!!!
John Wayne:
good one
anna:
funny
elvinprincess:
the dummy should kno better than to do that!!!!!
elvinprincess:
i hate editing!!
courtneylover:
i know! god im suprised!
pursephanie:
Am I the only one who thought that is stupid, come on I knew the ending before the joke even began
hottie:
that was funny! I wonder y the dad didnt just kill him when he first saw him.
Ali G:
me is laughin at that
puddles:
OK I'VE HERD IT BEFORE...NEXT!!!
Linda:
Heard it before but just as funny as the first time!!!!!!
LSD:
haha i like it!
Babz:
people, stop saying you've heard it b4. nobody CARES!
teesha:
that was one funny bugger!!!
bribri:
that's why i go out of town for condoms
godfreyblaque:
funnier the first time i heard it, but still funny
Suzi:
Babz's right.
Suzi:
Babz's right
jbingin:
i like that. next please..
Heleana:
Ha Ha Ha! It serves him right! What comes around goes a round!
genesis:
lol
Killabee:
UNBELIEVABLE
teresa:
i can imagine that happening
MERCURIAL:
Real Good one. Hahahahaaa!!!God what a predicament!!
Mark:
June it wasn't cute. You are a nob
cyn:
I like it....it is very funny
gonzo:
very funny but maybe her daddy could give him discounts on the rubbers?
Mary:
VERY FUNNY
Nina:
that is so hilarious
Pist0lb0y:
is was alright
shaahin:
it's good for him to do all the advises of her father. if i were him, i'll do so.
fattah:
ciannn
mars:
wellllll.....that was OK!!
Valerie:
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB...not the joke.....you people are DUMB...the joke was cute..
jagger:
Well Val, I think you have to leave your comments on the joke and not on the voters. Are you blonde?!
wondercheese:
Hey jagger, what is with you and blonds? What did they do to you?
agent:
My dad would have said something right then and their no if ands and buts about it
Destiny:
i can only imagine
Nuklz:
that's hillarious
2face:
`SHAME FOR THE BOY
ajewel4u:
TO FUNNY!That's the luck I have!
heingodan:
Thats truely an old one.
newmexico girl:
i thought it was funny to!!
slik:
nice
heavenly:
not funny at all
milton:
this is five star excellent
terri:
i like this
12:45 PST 9/15/03
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