motoracer:
NICE TWITTERS
23:52 PST 10/1/04
dreamer:
Rob, not sure what you mean by "Guesses on a postcard please" but I was refering to your age. But adolesent ballyhoo tells the story as well!
17:28 PST 9/14/04
doglover:
huh?????????
13:42 PST 8/8/04
Rob:
Hey Dreamer, glad you remember an inst1tution as important as John's Old Chap. Now i wonder if you mean i gave away a clue to my age or my viewing habits as a teenager!!!!!! Guesses on a postcard please 
5:00 PST 8/5/04
doglover:
is that all that u rite?
18:04 PST 7/30/04
miaw:
hey
7:35 PST 7/29/04
dreamer:
Rob honey, I think you just told on yourself! I remember ol'Johnny. :;
18:38 PST 7/28/04
SendInTheClowns:
same here
22:07 PST 7/26/04
Malemute:
Send in the clowns is an awsome song..bunches of meaning...I feel your pain !!!!
16:54 PST 7/26/04
Vertigo:
What would your friends or family think...?
13:28 PST 7/26/04
WaLkInG gEnIuS:
i think so to Sendintheclowns!
2:36 PST 7/25/04
doglover:
finally, someone is agreeing with me!!!!!!!!!
22:03 PST 7/24/04
SendInTheClowns:
You men are all so picky......and sometimes very hot.......ya criptluv there should be something for chicks..
21:43 PST 7/23/04
doglover:
criptluv, u have problems!
15:23 PST 7/22/04
criptluv:
guys balls would be really nice
20:49 PST 7/21/04
renz:
ha.....ha.........
23:51 PST 7/14/04
Dmitry:
Do they come in a smaller version!?!!?!
10:38 PST 7/14/04
sandy:
denn ure rite
11:51 PST 7/13/04
killersaby:
I need one of those
4:36 PST 7/13/04
HOOPLA!!:
HOORAY!!!
20:54 PST 7/11/04
doglover:
thats sick, Denn
15:59 PST 7/6/04
Denn:
I wish they would make one with a guys testiciles
10:28 PST 7/6/04
doglover:
yes, i do
15:22 PST 7/5/04
CATCRAZY:
MALEMUTE YOUR GOOD THE JOKES DOGLOVER IS WITH ME AND SHE AGREES.
12:44 PST 7/4/04
Malemute:
Ah, yes...the ultimate wrist rester...
9:31 PST 7/4/04
Lime69:
I WANT SOME
1:09 PST 7/4/04
SCOTT:
WERE DO U GET THESE FROM ???????????
4:15 PST 7/3/04
Ann:
eeeewwwww
15:23 PST 7/2/04
J.T:
well it's about time
14:29 PST 6/30/04
doglover:
ha ha ha
11:53 PST 6/30/04
LEaHTaRD:
bahah hilarious
17:01 PST 6/29/04
Death:
now you can feel you hentai while you download it, behold Breast pads!
10:18 PST 6/29/04
monica:
howz the moj
13:04 PST 6/27/04
Me:
Thats HORRIBLE
20:10 PST 6/20/04
lil pineapple:
ewwwwwwwwwwww thats grody
15:10 PST 6/20/04
ROHO::
GOTHIC CROW; Yeh, well, the people who visit the site are supposed to have a little humor too, but I see they ain't 100% either! 
7:35 PST 6/20/04
gothic crow:
how are these meant to be funny.....this website is meant to have a gd sense of humour...right?
4:07 PST 6/20/04
Malemute:
They may interfere with pointer accuracy...(SP)
17:34 PST 6/18/04
Rob:
Last week on e bay i came across a webcam that sits on top of your monitor. I thought 'wow, nothing special' until i realised it was ^ shaped like John Holmes's weapon of choice. Would go great with the mouse pads
4:13 PST 6/18/04
justagal332004:
done!!!!
23:20 PST 6/17/04
floating:
eternity
23:19 PST 6/17/04
justagal332004:
oh... oh.. oh .. floating.. hmmmmm go figure.......... YOU saying that...... hey.. by the way. how long should i rest?
23:18 PST 6/17/04
floating:
yes you are confused, you dont even know who you are talking to, come back when you've had a rest sweetie
23:17 PST 6/17/04
justagal332004:
OMG did you say TOO or TO?. i'm confused!!!
23:16 PST 6/17/04
floating:
who are you referring too justagal...i mean some point of reference would be nice, ya know
23:15 PST 6/17/04
justagal332004:
you're an idiot........ too bad you don't realize!!
23:14 PST 6/17/04
floating:
no , spent 3 hours trying to scroll down a page using the nipple, it didnt work...its a rip off
23:12 PST 6/17/04
justagal332004:
OMG... I BET FLOATING LOVES THIS
23:05 PST 6/17/04
hhh:
funny
20:09 PST 6/17/04
Brad:
Actually, I prefer the real thing. But I doubt the wife would agree to me using them as mouse pads. 
12:32 PST 6/17/04
ilikeb0obz:
found one on ebay.the one in the middle.white shirt.
10:54 PST 6/17/04
jarbitman:
where can i get one of those?
12:25 PST 6/16/04
ROHO::
PEACHES!! Great to hear from you again. We try for the heights in funnies, but sometimes are MILKED for ideas and come up TOPLESS. We could use your SUPPORT!
22:20 PST 6/15/04
Peaches:
Hi people, HI ROB, ROHO, ALUCARD! I haven't been in for awhile so I thought I would drop in so I could keep ABREAST of what was going on in here. I didn't want to fade from MAMMARY...errrr memory. This isn't actually my kind of mouse pad...
I will try to catch up on my emails sometime soon!!!
21:43 PST 6/15/04
SHAUN EALES:
BREAST MOUSE PAD, BET YOU CAN EAT JUST 1. BET YOU CANT RUB JUST 1. OUR BREAST MOUSE PAD EVER!
20:49 PST 6/15/04
heleana:
Where are the ones with the dinks?
20:37 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
KISQUEST: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! NO QUESTION ABOUT IT AND ANYONE THAT DISAGREES DOES NOT TRULY UNDERSTAND THE WORD LOVE. LOOKS CAPTURE THE EYES, EMOTION CAPTURES THE HEART.
15:41 PST 6/15/04
noone:
where do they sell them i want one
15:26 PST 6/15/04
Kisquest:
Perfect feeling depend on how deep you love her not how big the boob are...!!
15:17 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
NICE TO LOOK AT PRETTY TO HOLD, BUT IF WE FIND TEETH MARKS, OUCH!, CONSIDER IT SOLD.
14:35 PST 6/15/04
ROHO::
Nowhere to park your mouse? Try on these gal's blouse. Their at your store, brand new! You may even get a rise or two!!
14:30 PST 6/15/04
annie:
from some of the puns the guys are using... the company who makes these should let you guys "handle" the advertising
14:12 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
"I HEAR THAT." IT GETS HOTTER IN THE CITY THAN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE ALL THE HEAT IS REFLECTED OFF THE CONCRETE. bEEN TO HOUSTON AND EVRYTHING THAT COULD GO WRONG DID. IT WAS MURPHY'S LAW BIG TIME. AT ONE TIME IT WAS THE MURDER CAPITAL OF TX.
13:55 PST 6/15/04
kristalinamxpx:
I didn't know that. I live in a concrete jungle.
13:41 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
PARIS IS THE CRA^PE MYRTLE CAPITAL.IT'S A FUN LITTLE TOWN. I TAUGHT AT THE JR.COLEGE FOR A WHILE.aND SINCE YOU ARE FROM TX. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT ARMADILLOS ARE BORN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DEAD. THEY DO ALWAYS HAVE FOUR BABIES ALL MALE OR ALL FEMALE. NEVER A MIX. TAAADAAA
13:37 PST 6/15/04
kristalinamxpx:
Yeah me! But actually I said I don't know NE Texas. I Live in Houston. I'm a Texas City Girl.
13:25 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW TEXAS. YOU GET AN A PLUS FOR TODAY'S CLA^SS. FUNSISTER: SEND HIM A BILL EVERY TIME HE BREAKS IT. HE WILL EVENTUALLY LEARN.
13:21 PST 6/15/04
kkristalinamxpx:
King Ranch?
13:10 PST 6/15/04
funsister:
How do you get a man to learn computers?????????
13:02 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
ASK YOUR SIS. IT'S NE OF DALLAS AND RIGHT ON THE RED RIVER. JUST A FEW MILES FROM OKLAHOMA. IT'S THE SECOND LARGEST PARIS IN THE WORLD. WOOOWEEEE! IT'S NOT VERY CLOSE TO THE SIZE OF PARIS, FRANCE. THERE IS A RANCH IN TEXAS BIGGER THAN RHODE ISLAND.
13:01 PST 6/15/04
kkristalinamxpx:
I don't know where Paris is. I'm not NE Texas ^savy.
12:34 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
KXMPX: ME TOO.O.K. I LIVE IN PARIS.
IS THAT CLOSE TO HER?
12:27 PST 6/15/04
kkristalinamxpx:
bout 2 hrs away
12:25 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
KMXPX: HOW CLOSE TO DALLAS DOES SHE LIVE?
12:18 PST 6/15/04
Pedro:
Very interesting item !! Where I can find IT ? Please send me details...........
10:50 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
LAURA: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. YOU'RE NOT THE LAURA THAT WAS ON THE DI^CK VAN DY^KE SHOW. SOME TIME BACK, I MIGHT ADD. THANKS FOR THE NICE WORDS. MERCI!
9:13 PST 6/15/04
laura:
dang yo...yall funny ...lolol
9:09 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
kmxpx: DANKE!
8:47 PST 6/15/04
kristalinamxpx:
kmxpx is fine
8:39 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
KRISTALINAMXP: THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS, BUT YOU ARE GONNA' HAVE TO SHORTEN YOUR NAME. I GETTIN' TOO OLD TO TYPE THAT MANY LETTERS WITHOUT A PAUSE. MAYBE THESE PADS CAME JUST IN THE NIP OF TIME.I MEAN NICK OF TIME
8:32 PST 6/15/04
kristalinamxp:
I am amused
8:18 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
WITH THE NEW GIRLIE MOUSE PAD IT'S ESY TO GET RID OF THOSE BOO BO^OB AND STILL NOT WORRY ABOUT CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME. MAYBE OPTIC TUNNEL VISION?
8:12 PST 6/15/04
kristalinamxpx:
ROHO and ALUCARD you guys are often more intertaining than they pictures!
7:54 PST 6/15/04
ROHO::
No reason to live in pain. No reason to live with strain. Just give our girls a sample. They are supportingly ample!
7:50 PST 6/15/04
ALUCARD:
AH! THE BREAST IS YET TO COME!
7:32 PST 6/15/04
Javanpk:
nice product
5:35 PST 6/15/04
Rob:
A very innovative product we need here in the uk, i can see the strapline now....."computer user??? Sore wrist??? Try our new pads, you can rest on the breast!!!!"
4:46 PST 6/15/04
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