seksibiotch04:
this joke is so old and so dang stupid.. altho, i do pity the kute guys that got cuffed to an ugly girl.. 
11:40 PST 2/6/04
Mel6875:
there are so many jokes that are so similaur
9:52 PST 1/17/04
harvey77:
i guess he wasnt very pretty!lol
16:03 PST 1/13/04
hoggy:
haha funny shiot man.
16:14 PST 1/9/04
Noisiest:
It juz o.k. 4 me
21:17 PST 1/8/04
paco:
only thing they do is change the version 
14:27 PST 1/6/04
sunshine:
I am sure you all are as tired of this joke like I am!!!!!
12:38 PST 1/6/04
lovlyladee:
laugh'n out loud! That was great!
19:06 PST 1/5/04
Wendy:
It's funny! ha!
18:10 PST 1/4/04
star:
i'v heard it only in a different virsion.
11:30 PST 1/4/04
Bob:
I think I've heard that one before.
11:10 PST 1/4/04
sue:
nice one
8:49 PST 1/4/04
Tami:
that was a nice one i liked it
3:16 PST 1/4/04
Bonnie:
Just think...what if they were sent to the devil?
0:54 PST 1/4/04
zack:
I pity the prettiest girl !
23:18 PST 1/3/04
heleana:
Oldie moldy! Where is the new material?
22:33 PST 1/3/04
Blah!:
its alright, made me laugh first time I read it.
22:15 PST 1/3/04
say huh?:
I don't get it.
21:32 PST 1/3/04
Bobbie:
I think it's cute and some people just have no sense os humor
19:30 PST 1/3/04
oldgranny48:
personally I think it was rotten to the core.you look the way god intended you to look and nothing more,so why would god do such a thing?HE WOULDNT
18:18 PST 1/3/04
K .HALL:
I am laughing all the way to heaven !
15:50 PST 1/3/04
granny13021:
that joke is a bit older
that joke is a bit old have to think on it
15:08 PST 1/3/04
STEPH:
thats rubbish
15:01 PST 1/3/04
sunshine:
the worst joke i have ever herd in my life!!!!!
14:25 PST 1/3/04
Beadazle:
Ok Which Nun Snitched hahahaha
12:00 PST 1/3/04
angeltina:
that 1 ugly gurl thaen
11:38 PST 1/3/04
Kim:
lucky me...
i did not killed no bird when i was nine!
11:20 PST 1/3/04
carla:
it was kinda cute but i agree looks dont mean any thing.Any way we dont get punished if we do go to heaven god forgives us for our wrong doings
10:14 PST 1/3/04
BamTaz:
this was kinda funny, but looks don't mean nothin to me!
9:13 PST 1/3/04
TRISH M:
I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE,IT MADE ME LAUGH.
8:38 PST 1/3/04
lori:
that was funny
7:30 PST 1/3/04
peggs:
this is the funniest joke i've heard today
6:32 PST 1/3/04
Mike:
That's the worst joke I have ever head
4:47 PST 1/3/04
MALUPITA:
The judgement of Salomon.
4:38 PST 1/3/04
Yana:
WOW!I like this jokes!Very funny!
hahaha
3:52 PST 1/3/04
Joe Camel:
AeDeViLcHiK: This Is The Stupidest Thing Ive Ever Heard In My Life...
Almost..... stupid is hearing something you Read
3:38 PST 1/3/04
lol:
3:30 PST 1/3/04
Ball:
Funny !!! lol
3:28 PST 1/3/04
AeDeViLcHiK:
This Is The Stupidest Thing Ive Ever Heard In My Life...
12:52 PST 12/28/03
Gaufrette:
sooo funny!! a change for once doesn't talk about....
13:06 PST 12/23/03
Fred::
failed to see the humor
8:44 PST 12/23/03
Natalie m:
Wot a bad joke!!!
my grandma has better jokes than that and shes dead!!!!!!!!!
7:10 PST 12/23/03
Shawna:
haha that was funny lol
11:57 PST 12/21/03
Wayoutthere:
He was ugly haaaahahaha
23:30 PST 12/20/03
sweetie:
that was funny I liked it
12:59 PST 12/20/03
Chicadee:
i cant describe how.......how soooooo boring this was!!! r u dumb or ill minded? look thats great, it was about an ugly guy
4:03 PST 12/20/03
xxx:
i loved it
1:43 PST 12/20/03
Cutie:
You know dork,YOU dont have a life!
14:24 PST 12/19/03
Funny Gurl 101:
huh?
22:40 PST 12/18/03
mayhem:
homo
20:31 PST 12/18/03
tease:
GHETTO!!!!
15:44 PST 12/18/03
majorgunhoe:
stupid, it almost made me snicker...
15:14 PST 12/18/03
Spongesuebob:
I've heard that one SO many times its not even funny
14:43 PST 12/18/03
bouncingcrazy:
stupid
14:19 PST 12/18/03
brian:
That was the stupidest thing that i have ever seen
14:01 PST 12/18/03
hardcore:
8:02 PST 12/18/03
tender:
thou shall not kill 
6:40 PST 12/18/03
vim:
heard it before but i can still laugh!!!!!!
3:15 PST 12/18/03
Man:
This 1 is the best
1:58 PST 12/18/03
GoldBridge:
Hahahahahaha! my ribs ,my cuffing a...zz!, this is so hilarious!.........pliz!
1:30 PST 12/18/03
Night Walker:
hahahahaha! GREAT!
22:52 PST 12/17/03
KySsOfDeAtH:
This joke is so old!!! 
Boring!
22:20 PST 12/17/03
Rogue:
This is the third time i've seen this joke. Also i've noticed that a couple of ppl dont get this joke: the third guy was posed as ugly, thats it
20:59 PST 12/17/03
Worried:
Alucard: Don't you think you could get in trouble w/ Reader's Digest for typing one of their jokes on this board? That joke is in the latest RD mag.
20:33 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD:
SWAMP FOX...DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BUDDHAIST THAT REFUSED NOVACAINEDURING A ROOT CAN~AL...HE WANTED TO TRANSEND DENTAL MEDICATION.
19:11 PST 12/17/03
GA PEACH:
This is rather cute!!
18:51 PST 12/17/03
swamp fox:
Santa, a honest polatician,and a generous lawyer get off a elevator and spot a 20 dollar bill on the ground.Who picks it up?~~~ Santa does cause we all know that those other two don't exist.
18:47 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD:
DORK...DON'T BE REDUNDANT BY REPEATING YOURSELF.
18:43 PST 12/17/03
Secret:
That's so cute...you almost got me there
18:32 PST 12/17/03
Dork:
Whoever writes a comment on here is dull and soesnt have a life!!! Im just writing this to tell everyone that
18:19 PST 12/17/03
ODDCHILD:
THE DUDE GOT BURNED, HA!
18:04 PST 12/17/03
kiwihead :
it was pretty funny
17:53 PST 12/17/03
hotgirlzluv:
funny very hilarious
16:46 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD:
MEAN 1 MR GRIN...WELL SPOKEN AND OH TOO TRUE.
15:47 PST 12/17/03
mean 1 mr grin:
Well Lets face it,,, we live in a society where looks are all important...We all know it's whats on the inside that counts,,, but in the end that does'nt amount to a hill of beans here...
15:28 PST 12/17/03
clynnrene:
That is so STUPID !
15:22 PST 12/17/03
heleana:
Old as rot and not funny.
15:10 PST 12/17/03
Anais Deveraux:
LMAO!
14:54 PST 12/17/03
Bob:
LOL!
14:25 PST 12/17/03
babz:
Himuliating
14:24 PST 12/17/03
slittleb001:
that was really stupid 
14:17 PST 12/17/03
marina:
it was cinda cute and funny
13:51 PST 12/17/03
kisses:
that was cute!
12:34 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD:
HANCUFFED TO AN UGLY WOMAN OR UGLY MAN...BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY!
11:30 PST 12/17/03
Wisdom:
i love Doreen
10:17 PST 12/17/03
sheff:
i liked it...nunya,c ya in the same place hehehehehe!!!
10:05 PST 12/17/03
Katie:
how about learning to spell Lou Wos Ere...loser
9:56 PST 12/17/03
CAM:
OH NO!!!!
8:20 PST 12/17/03
BLUE402:
THIS WAS A DUM ONE GUYS
8:07 PST 12/17/03
Leona:
I think that my husband killed a bird!
7:40 PST 12/17/03
BamTaz:
Looks don't matter and anyone that thinks they do, are pretty darn sad it is what is on the inside that counts. these people that think that cute or pretty is all that, please people get a grip. come down to the real world.
6:51 PST 12/17/03
HERSHEY:
IS THE PUNISHMENT THE SAME WHEN YOU KILLED A BIRD WHEN YOU WERE 10??
6:10 PST 12/17/03
collen :
All the ugly girls please kill birds with stones
6:03 PST 12/17/03
meideo:
I think that Ike killed a bird when he was nine.
5:57 PST 12/17/03
HOT LOAF:
not to bad but herd better
5:19 PST 12/17/03
Ravindra Singh:
Good one.
4:49 PST 12/17/03
MALUPITA:
Very funny.
4:37 PST 12/17/03
Lou Wos Ere:
wot a lame jk its not even funi try something betta ppls
4:30 PST 12/17/03
Tiger Shark:
They probably deserved it.
4:11 PST 12/17/03
waterfall:
Who is Crist and how far do you have to throw him? (Sorry, I just had to ask.)
15:49 PST 12/10/03
cristion:
in heaven there is no handcoffs or punishment for those who make it up there. the way is long and narow only threw Crist will you make it up there.
18:28 PST 12/7/03
veryme:
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
6:50 PST 12/7/03
beergodess:
that'll teach all you guys that think you're all that, the bag of chips will be your ego's
10:50 PST 11/15/03
Pokie:
That's gatcho... I bet he was a very sweet individual.
20:16 PST 10/28/03
Peanut:
funny funny funny
15:57 PST 10/22/03
snoop:
im ugly and i will not go to heaven i will burn 
22:42 PST 10/19/03
TIGRIS:
NO! BUT HA!
1:19 PST 10/18/03
kristin:
cute
23:03 PST 10/12/03
Da Locust:
not a bad joke
17:32 PST 9/23/03
Cristan :
it was funni
14:03 PST 9/21/03
mats:
its cute
20:29 PST 9/19/03
kelly :
i think ric is not only sweet but a good lookin hunk, too He was really blessed
6:56 PST 9/18/03
BROOK:
I think they are all stoned.
Tana Lea:
awwww....I feel sorry for him because that is mean!
Babz:
I learned my lesson.
ric:
ugly guys r always the nicest
jagger:
I see ric is the nicest here. Hehehe!
cowgirl :
Aww that was mean to the guy
langy72:
thats cooool!
pink:
weird
Lil:
very weird
BigC:
Everyone had to admit it was pretty funny. We don't have to analyze it just to laugh.
fapofj:
wat's dat point
Felicia:
yeah ugly guys are the nicest guys
seductress:
You've got to be kidding this is lame.
creed05:
kidies
boo hoo have a teary. u must be ugly ric aye? only sensitive guys are the nicest ugly or not it dont mata fool
dancegurl:
lucky guy, eh?
bow wow:
they should go to heeeeellllllll
bow wow:
hahahahaha
Mari:
kinda funny
ja:
HELENA:
KINDA FUNNY
tidbitt:
stupid stupid...LOL...
roxy:
what did the ugly girls do
prettybaby76:
ugly guys do treat you betta shout out to jenni in Mannheim,Ge what up,gangsta
p.chachad:
very good
nunya:
i killed so many li'l creatures when i was 9yo i'll get hadcuffed to atleast 40 ugly girls......IF I GET TO HEAVEN 
Heleana:
This one is older than moses toeses!
chicaroo:
i read one like that one time but it had something to do w/ them stepping on the ducks in heaven and gettin handcuffed
Randall:
yup
NeTa:
PRETY GIRLS....go ahead threw me with stones .Well wait you there
lis:
hehe i liked that joke! i thought it was good but i do feel sorry for the brids & the ugly guy at the end i love brian molko!
blsteve:
cool
harry:
it is only an echo of life also
cruz:o:
I think big c is full of,(to bad I can't say what I wanna say.)
craig:
Yo prettybaby76, Who said you could give a shout out? You ain't hard.
jess:
ive heard this joke soooo many times, it was dumb then..
Ali G:
me wants ta have that girl!
innocent chap:
yupyupyup...dat wasnt bad for a gal 2 have a such a guuuuuudyyy guy.
gonzo:
i wonder what its like to be ugly lol ive killed a few birds in my time id be thankful if they let me through the pearly gate
Heingodan:
Pay backs a b h and everyone's the same with the lights off so who's suffering. The convesationalis
nyte:
ouch
PH:
I like whats on the inside not whats on the outside because I dated a cute guy and he treated me bad.
gbenga badejo:
this sure is funny
Bear:
A bird in the hand.......
jacquelyn:
eeww...
a:
that was lame
TJ:
yeah?!
EDGAR:
GOOD WORK YOU DID THEAR SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
Jacqueline:
really neat makes u think hey
The Man:
whoever came up with this joke sure is tapped right through his eye balls
Ike:
just let's say 'ugly guys are matched against the rascals when in Heaven'.
sas:
lol thats just too funny
nise:
that is stoupied
jc pc:
GREAT FOR THE LIVE UGLYS
slik:
i think the third guy was not in heaven hahahahahaha
Danielle:
i think that is funny he shouldn't have laughed at his friends
i aint tellin:
uno me
Jessie:
That's cute!
Frank Kidder :
We're on rocky ground with this one.
ruther:
i think it's funny, eventhough i don't get the joke....
giselle:
good joke!!
11:54 PST 9/15/03
mike :):
yeh, thats rite, turn the light off and imagine that ur with the prettiest girl on earth, and u will be in heaven
12:46 PST 9/15/03
Monique:
Heard one similar to that.
14:07 PST 9/15/03
krazyluv4jc:
that wus mean you guys.
14:24 PST 9/15/03
I AM HORNY:
I PITTY THE GIRL!!!!
14:53 PST 9/15/03
brittney:
lol that was so stupid it was funny!
15:02 PST 9/15/03
BIGMAN:
well now i have somthing to look foward to!!
15:45 PST 9/15/03
skeptic chick:
thats funny, but hey, we all get waht we desirve in the end
16:20 PST 9/15/03
kunle ewuoso:
how come she gets 2 b h'cffd 2 a nice guy?
23:32 PST 9/15/03
George:
Maybe he is the nicest person of all 3. Looks aren't everything!
4:24 PST 9/16/03
Ike:
I've seen this for the second time. Its enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:07 PST 9/16/03
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