myssplash:
OMG 
LOL
6:54 PST 4/24/05
Amber:
thats funny and wrong all at the same time
14:56 PST 3/30/05
cyg8ff:
we got to be spoiled. or we are not satisfied...so go to all linths or u loose big time
20:25 PST 2/18/05
Twinkie:
i definiately would take it all WITHOUT cuttin it off!!!1
18:09 PST 2/18/05
Kisquest:
OH...Longest Owner's Voluntary Erasure...Charming Highgraded Lady's Objected Engagement...Ambas.sador's Desperation Was Entirely Crazy...!!
15:00 PST 2/18/05
Roxy:
Tabitha,where u from and whats ur last name?????
14:41 PST 2/18/05
hotone666:
haha
13:19 PST 2/18/05
Heleana:
Yea right, the only d.icks I see are the ones above the neck! 
12:38 PST 2/18/05
Divine Indeed:
you don't have to cut it, I'll cut it for you!!!!!
12:19 PST 2/18/05
i did:
not read that
10:29 PST 2/18/05
sunshine:
that was a good one i dont think he would taper off his pride and joy thouggh
10:15 PST 2/18/05
pinky:
6:51 PST 2/18/05
Hotpants:
very good
5:54 PST 2/18/05
Troy:
You guys are goofy.
5:43 PST 2/18/05
Destiny:
I thought this joke was cute but he deserved to cut it if all he fell for was her beauty! What ever happened to heart?
5:29 PST 2/18/05
norma:
5:01 PST 2/18/05
spad:
she would have to be more than a secretary to get anything but a cigar band from me, and the prenup would state i get it back if we divorce, ha.
3:53 PST 2/18/05
bonnie:
now thats my kind man!!!!!! think i could live with him not cutting it though. hehehe
2:25 PST 2/18/05
moggie:
gee i didnot think ambas,sadors had that kind of money she should have asked about the fringe benefits first
1:09 PST 2/18/05
kk:
i agree with jim lol
15:26 PST 2/8/05
SendInTheClowns:
what a man!!
20:14 PST 8/11/04
ROHO::
You got me blushin' here, LPSQUISHA, thank you and welcome back, by the way!! But I've promised my little ol 24 karat heart of gold to another. 'Course if she won't except a cigar band, we might be able to do some serious talkin'!! Heehee!
13:47 PST 6/12/04
LPSQUISHA:
i would probably marry you for a cigar band roho
7:47 PST 6/12/04
ROHO::
DOLLBABY; As IF you're even going to be able SEE the ring with a 72 carat diamond sitting on top of it!!
I'd offer her a cigar band!
13:43 PST 6/10/04
jim:
i agree with john
15:23 PST 6/7/04
john:
some of yall sound like some h.o.e.s!
14:17 PST 6/7/04
h baby:
lol
4:09 PST 6/7/04
exoticbiotch:
y would she want a 10inch y not 15 inches
9:23 PST 6/6/04
Sandra:
That's just nasty.
11:52 PST 6/5/04
heleana:
Wish I had a guy who would spoil me like that, on the contrary Alucard, most women are NOT spoiled. In the real world most of us get treated like sh.t!
9:36 PST 6/5/04
Dollbaby:
Only 14kt. gold? At least ask for 18kt. If you're going to ask for luxury items, it's smarter to do the heck out of it!!!
11:01 PST 6/3/04
Shoeshine:
Too bad the Ambas^sador from Bulgaria, was thinking an inch equaled a millimeter, now he'll be about her size, a perfect match. How true Alucard! Roho, Sally and Tabitha (very entertaining)! "the 1st cut is the deepest" except in his case, he won't be able to even penetrate a racoon, not too deep!!
6:21 PST 6/3/04
firefly:
yeah, baby yeah!!!
3:14 PST 6/3/04
mie:
LOL!!! GOOD ONE!!! love it
5:56 PST 6/2/04
no name:
oh dear.
21:24 PST 6/1/04
Kisquest:
WOW!!! I saw the beauty standing there!! In the morning!!
21:17 PST 6/1/04
Goldiesmurfette:
Ouch!
15:36 PST 6/1/04
tabitha:
dang i dont think i could handle more than ten i'm glad he's willing to cut
13:14 PST 6/1/04
Belle:
Where was this guy from? I need to go there.
If only it was proportional in length to width.
9:04 PST 6/1/04
sally:
HA, JUST LIKE A WOMAN, GIVE HER A MILE AND SHE STILL WANTS TO CUT OFF AN INCH
7:15 PST 6/1/04
ROHO::
WOW!! Talk about inflationary times! It was only 7 inches the first time I heard this joke!
6:48 PST 6/1/04
ALUCARD:
WOMEN ARE SO SPOILED. LOL
6:26 PST 6/1/04
missy:
haha very good
6:11 PST 6/1/04
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