Kisquest:
OH...Landed Offensive Visitor...Escaped Convict Had Been Laid On Entertainment...Because Couple Cared About Their Own Lives...!!
8:18 PST 12/4/04
sonia:
when you are in shock you will say anything
3:55 PST 12/4/04
moggie:
hehehehehe roll over rover that convict wants to smell your clover
0:55 PST 12/4/04
Heleana:
The only husband who would have that type of att.itude must be Bill Clinton. Bend over slick Willy! He he he.
0:27 PST 12/4/04
piggie:
now he gets his, nice
23:13 PST 9/27/04
panda:
well let me tell you i have been married to one that is in prison and it is not as easy as anyone thinks it is
19:13 PST 9/26/04
magicalme:
ok that was disturbing and sick!
17:58 PST 9/26/04
WAWJF4G:
IT IS REAL SICK
14:23 PST 9/26/04
Dougndane:
They dont call prison "Old stony lonesome" for nothing.....uh......not htat I would know.....mm......ok..buhbye.
11:35 PST 9/26/04
Zorroszena:
this is not funny, try being engaged to a convict, you want think this is funny either, this is perverted not funny
11:19 PST 9/26/04
jwap:
cute story
11:12 PST 9/26/04
ALUCARD:
MOGGIE: VERY GOOD OBSERVATION. I HEARD HE HAD BEEN IN PRISON FOR 25 YRS. FROM THE STORIES I HAVE HEARD MAYBE HE DID GROW FOND OF MEN. SOME PEOPLE DO CRAZY THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO LIFE OR DEATH.
8:09 PST 9/26/04
Heleana:
Get real! Does anyone think a man wants another man to "do" his woman? I think NOT! Males are very territorial! I even see it in my son, the green eye.d monster always prevails! 
7:45 PST 9/26/04
Kisquest:
SHE Believed What He TOLD HER AND HE WASN'T STRAIGHT...!!
6:10 PST 9/26/04
moggie:
yello!!!inventory needed on marriage of these two.What a wuss
if convict did fancy the hubby then i guess after what he said to the mrs would be poetic justice
4:24 PST 9/26/04
Romeo:
The guy who came up with this joke sure has good experience
2:40 PST 9/26/04
courtney:
sick but quite funny
1:46 PST 9/26/04
doglover:
your sick
19:33 PST 8/17/04
feelitcu.mming:
dam i wish that was me.... oh baby give it to me harder... slam that big boy in me.. faster harder oh yeah
4:40 PST 8/10/04
dontcome2hawaii:
thats so sesssy. lol guy on guy too bad this wasnt a picture joke!
14:50 PST 7/28/04
A7XRules:
Wow did anyone find out that he's a homo!!!! just kidding
0:32 PST 6/14/04
Rurouni:
Dammit i wish that were me (the wife)
21:19 PST 6/6/04
dark humorist:
I was talking to Heleana if that answers your question.
22:45 PST 5/16/04
??????????:
is he straight or not? 
6:08 PST 5/15/04
dark humorist:
Lets see you have anger toward men and I think all women are evil....Sounds like we'd make a great couple
1:04 PST 5/10/04
PowWow:
WM H does not like the Pow Wow?????I don't understand, must have a personal problem with hiw Pow has no Wow. Take a Pen&is Pill for the Brain, it works for me. Pow Wow.
16:59 PST 5/9/04
Rurouni:
so shes got boobs and some spunk. takes a real guy to handle THAT combo. The convict likes real men. Can we really blame him for that?
15:08 PST 5/8/04
heleana:
Hey dark humorist, yea I do have some anger management issues. My son "Stabvrose" does too.
9:33 PST 5/8/04
Wm H:
I think the convict put his pow deep inside PowWow and relieved his self of the tensions that comes after one has been deprived the joys of packing fudge, upon ejacutation the brains of PowWow shot out both ears and spattered the walls.
6:21 PST 5/7/04
SHOE BLONDY:
"CONVIST"? IS THAT A HOMO CONVICT?
6:19 PST 5/7/04
PowWow:
The Pow Wow to this is both are P.us sy Cats, I think both get powwowed the meow now question is who gets to be appetizer who is the dessert? When the Mountain Lion comes to play both kittens turn G A Y
5:27 PST 5/7/04
dark humorist:
Heleana, do we have some anger management issues?
2:19 PST 5/7/04
Shoeshine:
The Convist was a Gangster with a Gun and a Wound a Nihilist Existing in Confusion that was Considerable and even if he was a Popeye Di^ckhead with a Distinctive Scar and a Crowbar he was Mexican Crocodile that could make you Laugh for your Mama.
5:11 PST 5/6/04
Shoeshine:
Believed Alucard always heard the original ending (till this one). although it was good. Liked your Harvest Moon input, a real hinder binder. Blondy gave me the Shoe flu blues.
20:16 PST 5/5/04
heleana:
Good for her! Now he gets to say "Yes" to rape.
19:49 PST 5/5/04
BlndHrBluEydBch:
Hahahahaha! That is what he gets...and boy is he gonna get it!
10:49 PST 5/5/04
Krammer :
Hilarious...
10:31 PST 5/5/04
Armin:
I guess he was going to take the bull by the horn!! That was a good one!!
7:59 PST 5/5/04
Andrea Neddo:
Could you pls. stop sending me repeat jokes, I have recieved some of the jokes several times. Thank you in advance.
7:35 PST 5/5/04
ALUCARD:
SHINE ON SHINE ON HARVEST MOON. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL. OOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHH.
6:29 PST 5/5/04
joey:
ouch lol
6:24 PST 5/5/04
SHOE BLONDY:
sounds like shoefly is going to get his mushoe shined!
5:48 PST 5/5/04
ALUCARD:
THEY CUT OFF THE END OF THE JOKE.SHE SAID,"HE THINKS YOU'RE REALLY CUTE AND WANTED TO KNOW IF WE KEEP THE VASELINE IN THE BATHROOM."
5:47 PST 5/5/04
Lissy:
Ha! Ha! Serves himself right!?!?
4:49 PST 5/5/04
KrazyKuzy:
^
4:17 PST 5/5/04
blue:
now he doesn't know which way to turn!!
3:05 PST 5/5/04
aumi:
hilarious but realistic!
1:35 PST 5/5/04
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