motoracer:
stupid europeans
17:05 PST 7/28/04
typs:
i think you need to buy a new car now
15:24 PST 7/28/04
SendInTheClowns:
ooo i saw this a while back...and it is still hilarious!!!!
22:03 PST 7/23/04
Tillsy:
WHAT...THE...F!!!! 
1:27 PST 7/23/04
criptluv:
you think that before they even got anywere the cops would have them
21:09 PST 7/21/04
lalalallalala:
just like Mr.Bean car
0:57 PST 7/20/04
canadian chick:
lmao, well at least its locked 
21:28 PST 7/13/04
Malemute:
What?...No snappy come backs, hitler...JEW KILLER...me again??? WHAT THE F UP???
16:38 PST 7/12/04
sarah:
haha that's great!
11:53 PST 7/9/04
CATCRAZY:
I AGREE SO DOES DOGLOVER.
12:57 PST 7/4/04
Malemute:
Timmer, from what I have read of Hitler, he was declared "anotomically"(SP?) correct...Which, of course does not address the fact that he was a raving, spitting, ego maniacle(sp) sicko!!!
9:43 PST 7/4/04
Timmer:
Hitler also only had one nut.
10:04 PST 7/3/04
dreamer:
Actually, JEW KILLER and hitler, Hitler WAS part Jewish...and that's a historical fact. What a bunch of hypocrates you are. Also, what do you call a Mas.sage Parlor owned by Hitler? 
Adolph's Meat Tenderizer.
22:59 PST 7/2/04
Malemute:
Well, doglover...I just WILL!!!
18:23 PST 6/30/04
J.T:
that's not funny.
14:52 PST 6/30/04
doglover:
you tell him malemute
12:22 PST 6/30/04
Malemute:
And let us be real clear, here..."sun" came from the web master...I refered to a part of the male anatomy that sometimes has loose skin...Use your imagination, you hybrid!!!
14:44 PST 6/29/04
Death:
HAY!!! ive seen that before, this guy has that kind of lock, and a broken wood bumper!
10:34 PST 6/29/04
Aimee:
hahahahahahah that's dumb hahahah lol
0:02 PST 6/29/04
Malemute:
Yes, JEW KILLER, you sun wrinkle...I am SOOO ready for you
12:26 PST 6/28/04
dixielicious:
hey....if your broke....ya gotta think of something to lock your stuff up
2:52 PST 6/21/04
JEW KILLER:
I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GET ALL OF THEM BUT FOR SURE ILL KILL YOU.
16:47 PST 6/20/04
Malemute:
You CAN'T kill them all, you ninny...You are so stupid...You probably have Jewish blood running through your veins as well...Not to mention Indian, Mexican, Canadian...Shall I go on??? You love ING IMBICILE!!!
16:33 PST 6/20/04
mick:
ok
9:44 PST 6/20/04
JEW KILLER:
Kill All JEWS....I AM THE NEXT HITLER
16:23 PST 6/19/04
me again:
malemute i think you and me are totally alike its scary...HITLER SUC(K)eD YOUR MOMS C(O)CK ALRIGT "hitler"
14:02 PST 6/15/04
MAGGOT:
sup
22:21 PST 6/13/04
Malemute:
hitler...You need to run out in front of an 18 wheeler and grin..And what do Jews have to do whith a redneck lock set up, antway???
9:15 PST 6/13/04
hitler:
yids!!! all jews are dogz
3:43 PST 6/12/04
Malemute:
LOL
17:30 PST 6/11/04
ok?:
Jews are people too. and ya know you are the ones who should die!!!!! (the people who are degrating jews) I am cristian but i beleve that you can beleve what you want wether you think god exicts or if you think you are god i would treat you like a person! and you all stink! 
12:11 PST 6/7/04
redneck woman:
youall falen me eround! I thinked it was a good Ida. Ifen you thinks thatses high technoligy yall shoulded see mys uncles car! Hes got a locks withen a combonaitions.
9:59 PST 6/7/04
M453:
Ah good old rednecks
10:16 PST 6/5/04
Belmont:
Yes it can if you have metal cutters
6:15 PST 6/4/04
Who cares :
That's my Uncle's car!
7:14 PST 6/3/04
jEsS:
I think that's kinda smart!..lol
13:04 PST 5/31/04
ROB & ROHO:
SSSSTOPIT! WE JUST WANT TO BE GHEY!
15:05 PST 5/30/04
Jessica:
redneck are so awesome yall are just jeolous cuz yall ain't as cool as us. lol GIT'R' DONE
8:55 PST 5/29/04
Shadow:
Wow... I never knew rednecks would even think of something like that... there stuff is so retarded is actually a good idea... lol...
15:12 PST 5/27/04
ME:
dum rednecks
13:57 PST 5/26/04
Joriek:
Hey take your racist comments and stuff it where the sun dont shine. Everybody was created equal. This site is for fun not for your sick views
2:39 PST 5/26/04
Malemute:
OK, Die Israel!!!!!, can we talk?...The Jews that are pushing around little kids, well, could it be that the little kids are carrying around a bomb? Hand grenade?Kinda hard to tell in that part of the world...I can guarentee(SP) that a Jew will most likely laugh as you decend into he l l!
13:31 PST 5/25/04
Die Israel!!!!!:
Jews push little kids around with fully automatic weapons...there will be rivers of Jewish blood and I will soon see the day that all jews are exterminated like the rodents they are, filthy disease bags!! I'm soo glad I stumbled upon this site to find more Anti Semitists!!! Neva Die rocks, rock on!!
12:52 PST 5/25/04
Marilee:
Neva die, Any Jews you know probably hate you too, so you're even.
12:50 PST 5/24/04
Malemute:
He certainly tried, didn't he? Too bad some of them lived, huh, Neva die? I guess you are made of the same stuff as Nazi Soldier...Newt excrement in a jar! What a loser!!!
12:49 PST 5/24/04
Neva die:
N.azis totally rock, I hate jews. Hitler should of burned em all
20:15 PST 5/22/04
Malemute:
Oh, good grief, Nazi Soldier...Hitler was a chicken pile... He blew his own brains out when the going got tough...GET OVER IT!!!
14:11 PST 5/21/04
Nazi Soldier:
Heil Hitler! Die deutsche Energie zerquetscht alle und alle Juden zu ermorden, geht das Nazi Regime mit schnellem und t�dlichem vengeance.... zur�ck
13:02 PST 5/21/04
devin:
now thats getto
12:15 PST 5/21/04
BeRnArD:
That is Dumb
9:27 PST 5/21/04
beyaty:
ITS MY CAR
5:11 PST 5/21/04
Sam Marie:
Heck Yeah....thats my car....baby
18:11 PST 5/20/04
999:
999
9:23 PST 5/19/04
Josh:
Yes It can with a good set of boat cutters
19:52 PST 5/18/04
tyler:
that could also be geto
14:52 PST 5/18/04
Ashly:
can you say "stupid"?
19:17 PST 5/17/04
Sheena:
hey yall
20:23 PST 5/15/04
danny:
shut up
5:22 PST 5/14/04
LAUREN:
its a mr bean kinda lock lol!!!
12:13 PST 5/13/04
Malemute:
lol, ROHO...Also notice the alarm emblem...I know for MY part, I would not mess with THAT car...
15:12 PST 5/12/04
ROHO::
Hey, y'all gotta keep the bales of hay in your car safe one way or the other...
22:54 PST 5/11/04
Bob:
that is dumb
14:51 PST 5/11/04
Noname:
Hahaha! That is some lock.
20:55 PST 5/9/04
webber:
cool really funny
19:22 PST 5/5/04
Rurouni:
LOL! Hey, it works for me. At least if there is something in my car they want they'll be too busy laughing to steel it!
17:20 PST 5/5/04
Duh:
What the duh
11:42 PST 5/5/04
pardaloco:
yiayia
3:33 PST 5/5/04
REDneckSl^i^ck:
Im a Redneck with my Jockstrap Candycane, Naked on the Tropical Path with my Anatomic A^S^S and C^O^C^K, Combined with my Star Shine I am a Mystery to a Mantra in the Disquise of my Sp^ice, what a Surprise to Live Alive in my Claustrophia of Seeing H^ELL, am I a Ghost in Communism, a BAD Flashback?
21:56 PST 5/4/04
yummytoy:
whats a redneck locking away anyway? oooh his beer!
21:12 PST 5/4/04
rite..:
fo
18:50 PST 5/4/04
yeah:
um hum
13:23 PST 5/4/04
Be you angel?:
Rednecks probably can't afford locks so I think it is N"gar rigged. (That is what us southerners call it)
20:17 PST 5/3/04
Shoefly:
Blondys likes to try to mount the farm goats. STFU, read your prior posts, Allucard bringing up grease rags must of got you horny for memories of pumping your private oil into the gas tank. How was prison? Blondy took a trip but never left the farm.
19:21 PST 5/3/04
SHOE BLONDY:
SHOEFLY HAS NEVER BEEN TO A FARM. BUT IF HE EVER DOES, HE SHOULD BRING SUSPENDERS FOR THE SHEEP.HE WOULD LIKE THAT. YOU SHUT UP STFU,YOUR COMMENTS .S. UCK, JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH SHOEFLY!!! YOU BIG MOMO SHINE!!
16:42 PST 5/3/04
carolyn:
not funny beacuse i am a redneck
16:06 PST 5/3/04
Malemute:
Oh come on, Melissa...You know yankees do it, too!!!
15:47 PST 5/3/04
Melissa:
This is so f'ing hilarious to us Yankees up North.
8:14 PST 5/3/04
STFU HEAD:
shut up ALUCARD u tight a55, stop comin on and complainin about ur h0m0 s3xu4lity, u h0m0, now stfu, besides, that pic tags off mr bean, and he aint no redneck... hes a chap ALUCARD U love!!!!!
5:25 PST 5/3/04
Shoefly:
ALUCARD LOVES REDNECKS, MOST VIRILE VAMPIRES DO, ESPECIALLY IN TEXAS, THE LONE STATE...EXPLAINS THOSE MISSING CATTLE SCENARIOS, HE CONned them FED himself and ah ER ATE most of em all!! He is a Confederate Vampire of the Big T, he loves those rednecks medium rare and is the X in Texas Beef jer^ky
23:29 PST 5/2/04
heleana:
Looks like my ex boyfriends' ex wife's car, or his current current girlfriend's car.
15:52 PST 5/2/04
pancake:
tat is kko
i if u do not have a lock use it!!
15:24 PST 5/2/04
Malemute:
LOL, ALUCARD !!! I stupidly as umed that things worth going to that much trouble to lock are indeed lock able!!!
14:55 PST 5/2/04
hc:
tre ur an idiot
19:54 PST 5/1/04
TheRedneck:
that really works well
12:27 PST 5/1/04
JIM:
HEY THATS MY CAR!!!
11:37 PST 5/1/04
alf:
ha
23:22 PST 4/30/04
nathan:
rednecks not rich
22:34 PST 4/30/04
hot chick20:
THAT IS REALLY STUPID BUT GOOD FOR REDNECKS!!!!!!
19:38 PST 4/30/04
tre:
absolutely retarded, you people need to get a life
18:27 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
SUZIEQ: YOU ARE CATEGORIZING ALL REDNECKS. MY BETS IS YOU HAVE NEVER MET ONE OR MAYBE YOU MET ONE THAT WAS A LITLE ASKEW. KINDA
LIKE A LOT OF THOSE CITY FOLKS I MEET ALL THE TIME.
17:36 PST 4/30/04
suzieQ:
Rednecks are sooooo stupid,and now some dumb girl has a big song about how redneck she is...UNLADY LIKE.Just plain DUMB
16:50 PST 4/30/04
greenneck:
im a little green round the ears here i have to pick nuther load up in da citi u hav to lock up or coons crawel in an eat up wat i get from feedstore i have to eat and my barn buddyies haw you know
16:27 PST 4/30/04
Goldiesmurfette:
YEE DOGGIE! Now that's what we rednecks call locking up them there car here! lol
15:59 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
REDNECK:LISSEN HERE YE' GONNA HAVE TO DO A LIDDLE WORK ON THAT THARE SUTHERN ACCENT. iT WOULD BE SEEIN AS HOW.BUT YE DID GIT THAT PART ABOUT DEM THARE CITY FOLK RITE. KEEP UP DE GOOD WURK.
15:40 PST 4/30/04
redneck:
seeing how im a redneck i can say that that is how i lock up my car at night and yes it does keep you dumm city folk out of are nice pick ups!
15:02 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
AT LEAST I'VE GOT A NAME AND NOT A NUMBER LIKE YOU JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL.
15:00 PST 4/30/04
J44:
What an inbred
14:51 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
ROHO: DON'T GO BAD MOUTHIN' DUCT TAPE. ONLY TWO THINGS YOU NEED DUCT TAPE AND WD40. IF IT MOVES, DUCT TAPE IT, IF IT WON'T MOVE, WD
4O IT. nOW YOU ARE COVER 100%
13:49 PST 4/30/04
bob:
just lite it on fire
13:38 PST 4/30/04
MoMo:
Richard alot
13:36 PST 4/30/04
yo mama:
lol
13:27 PST 4/30/04
Marilee:
I can't believe that Adam Sandler left something out in his "piece of schit car" song!
13:26 PST 4/30/04
ROHO: :
Oh he's got windows. There plastic taped on with good 'ol duct tape, but their windows.
12:35 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
NAW!! A REDNECK HAVE ANY ENEMIES, JUS PEOPLE WHO DO UNDESTAND.
12:30 PST 4/30/04
??????????:
Maybe this person has an enemy and doesn't want him to open his car? Ever think of that
12:27 PST 4/30/04
jay:
boobs make me horney
12:21 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
MALEMUTE: IT DOESN'T MATTER THE OTHER SIDE PROBABLY HAS NO WINDOWS.
12:17 PST 4/30/04
ROHO: :
ALUCARD; Watch it boy, givin' all those secret slogans away will get you in truoble down there. heehee.
12:17 PST 4/30/04
Malemute:
Hopefully, he has this lock key. ed the same as his front door!
12:07 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
FAMOUS REDNECK LAST WORDS, "HEY, BUBBA WATCH DIS!!" OR "GIMME ANOTHER BEER AND I KIN DO DAT!"
11:54 PST 4/30/04
ROHO: :
Two "slight" accidents of sitting in the car showing his friends his quick draw, Jim Bob now had a place to hang that chain and lock he'd been carrying around in his front pocket of his bib overalls for two years.
11:40 PST 4/30/04
Shoefly:
Nothing like triple protection. Redneck redcar^yup Rob and Yankee Doodle Dandy. Hum, Blondy I did use your injection and digit words, you used my Shoe and Aztec, lets be real, don't be such a hussy, are sure your not a red head? GET TO THE SINGING HORSES AND REPLY, won't stop. Muffin Shine!!
11:22 PST 4/30/04
Sarah:
Reall inginering!
10:42 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
I HAD A NEIGHBOR WHO HAD AN ALARM SIGN IN HIS FRONT YARD, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE A HOUSE ALARM. LOOK AT THE CONDITION OF THE CAR I WOULD BE SURPRISED IF ANYTHING WORKED.
10:16 PST 4/30/04
Someone:
Just wondering if anyone else noticed but that person has that chain to lock the car why in the heck would it have an "alarm" sticker on the window?
9:57 PST 4/30/04
Person:
is it porssible to open that door LOL
8:40 PST 4/30/04
itsme:
who said it was a redneck? it could be a yankee for all we know.
8:23 PST 4/30/04
Shannoodle:
Wow! And I thought the bungee cord I once used was bad! But....Wow! There's southern ingenuity, right there! LOL!
8:20 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
YOU EVER SEEN THE INSIDE OF A REDNECK'S CAR. PROBABLY A BIG (mean) DOG IN THERE THAT JUST LOVES SNOWBUNIS OR ANYBODY ELSE. HE'S PROBABLY GOT A GREASE RAG FOR A GAS CAP, AND, YEP! THEY WORK TOO.
7:49 PST 4/30/04
snowbuni:
Just cut the lock.
7:38 PST 4/30/04
redneckgirl:
yep all of us redecks are alike
7:23 PST 4/30/04
ALUCARD:
MAY LOOK STUPID, BUT IT WORKS.ROB:
AS FAR AS THE CAR BEING RED! tHE OTHER SIDE IN BONDO.
6:47 PST 4/30/04
mie:
lol...i can't believe how SOME people can be SOOOOO schoopid (stupid)!!!
6:43 PST 4/30/04
bc:
it's a FORD (escort,pinto) ins & remove the lock!
6:43 PST 4/30/04
SHOE BLONDY:
THIS PIC .WAS. STOLEN FROM ANOTHER SITE.I SEEN IT LAST WEEK. JUST LIKE SHOEFLY, STEALING MY LINES. MOMO SHINE.
6:41 PST 4/30/04
joe:
that the lock i use
5:52 PST 4/30/04
Jay:
That's what you call real security.Won't be able to steal that car.
5:32 PST 4/30/04
William:
You're wrong Saddam, it can be opened with the mother of all keys..............crawl back in your hole
5:29 PST 4/30/04
Imprezme:
It even has an alarm sticker
5:24 PST 4/30/04
geespot:
totally extreem
5:18 PST 4/30/04
gil2223:
do he`s from the bronx? ooops
4:22 PST 4/30/04
KrazyKuzy:
Not redneck, just po'.
3:47 PST 4/30/04
tweety:
yes the car can be opened only by a redneck haha
2:42 PST 4/30/04
ChelIe:
lmao....uh huh!!
2:41 PST 4/30/04
gsalts:
all hillbilly rednecks can appreciate this engineering!
2:34 PST 4/30/04
Rob:
Is it coincidence that the redneck has a red car?? 
1:34 PST 4/30/04
SADDAM:
the car can't be opened
1:32 PST 4/30/04
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