chefman69:
Must be that secret (well not really a secret) weapon....PMS
7:52 PST 8/4/04
judy:
send a woman to do the job until it is really done.ha.ha.
7:50 PST 8/4/04
hillman:
... I had to beat ... to DEATH with the CHAIR. It's loud and clear.
6:08 PST 8/4/04
K:
She followed her instructions perfectly. She took the gun and killed her husband. The means of death, while implied, was not specified.
6:00 PST 8/4/04
Zero:
hahahaha...now that was pretty funny!!!!!!!!!
5:55 PST 8/4/04
hillman:
She wouldn't get the job as ^she didn't follow the instruction. Who asked her to use the chair? A murder fits her most... mission possible!
4:16 PST 8/4/04
Kisquest:
I'm wondering............what made the real strong woman hate her husband's guts...???
3:43 PST 8/4/04
nirvana girl:
unknown whatever, shut the he.ll up !!!!
7:36 PST 7/23/04
winter:
the funny 'est joke evr!!!!
18:10 PST 7/22/04
savino:
ok, but predictable
10:27 PST 6/17/04
ryan:
p,o,or guy
10:18 PST 6/13/04
drukenboy:
do ya think she got the job
20:20 PST 6/10/04
Who cares :
Unknown Watever, its people like you who are making this world an aweful place. by the way it was a pretty good joke.
6:42 PST 6/3/04
gem:
bloke below is pissed off cus he cant get a women, bet even your mom rejects you. stop talking your full of shyyte you phucing loser!!!
8:27 PST 5/26/04
Unknown Hinson:
Men own and run this world, everyone knows this, Women are useless and are just tools for man pleasure, WTF are women are important for? Sc.rew Women rights why do they need them? Now go fix my dinner women...
19:43 PST 5/20/04
Goddess:
Hey...this just goes to show you that if you want the job done RIGHT you gotta have a WOMAN do it!! 
13:51 PST 5/9/04
cathena:
WOMEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE GUNS! F&%K YOU BUDDY
10:12 PST 5/9/04
Coolguy76:
Firstly, women don't know how to handle guns. Second, most men would have no problem pulling the trigger on most dirty ho's.
8:14 PST 5/8/04
a woman:
Don't ever get your wife mad at you! We're capable of everything when mad!
14:27 PST 5/6/04
SHOE BLONDY:
justbecause; in your dreams you sniveling little mongolian, he.w.h.ore.
6:15 PST 5/5/04
wreck34:
I'm gald that was not my wife
17:19 PST 5/4/04
ALUCARD:
CAN'T HAVE WHAT YOU CAN'T SPELL.
14:43 PST 5/4/04
Justbecause:
i banged shoeblondie
14:05 PST 5/4/04
Brad:
Actually, William I'm man thru and thru and I found it quite funny. Although I'd be worried if my wife found it funny
13:16 PST 5/4/04
Goldiesmurfette:
LOL! I feel sorry for the husband!
11:44 PST 5/4/04
Kim:
just too bad
11:44 PST 5/4/04
mie:
lol, whateva... i feel sorry for the husband though...the woman must have really hated him...
6:51 PST 5/4/04
ALUCARD:
LADYVAMP7: YOU ARE CATEGORIZING. HAVE YOU REALLY BEEN WITH ALL MEN. SORRY, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU.
WILLIAM: SCARY, ISN'T IT? YOU WATCH MY BACK, I'LL WATCH YOURS.
6:26 PST 5/4/04
SHOE BLONDY:
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY IF IT WERE "SHOEFLY" OR "MOMO THE HOMO".
6:05 PST 5/4/04
William:
I noticed only the women found this to be funny.......women are such evil critters
5:49 PST 5/4/04
L Love:
true dat
4:52 PST 5/4/04
BlndHrBluEydBch:
LOL...Yeppers...Wanna job done the right way ..ask a woman!
4:09 PST 5/4/04
KrazyKuzy:
^
4:02 PST 5/4/04
jvelle:
so funny i wept!
19:52 PST 4/25/04
beattie:
so very true
18:18 PST 3/8/04
SKATEZ:
THAT IS REALLY FUNNY IM FRAMIN THIS TO LOL ,THAT SHOWS HOW LOYAL WOMEN ARE IN IT BOYZ
8:33 PST 12/23/03
lynn:
i can't belive that joke as funny as it was it is kind of scarey because i know at lot of women would have done the same.
9:21 PST 12/14/03
editski:
i like it. he he he!
16:50 PST 12/13/03
katyswint:
ooohhhhhhh... i almost wet my pants.. too funny. I love it
1:40 PST 12/13/03
ladyvamp7:
thatz what i would have done~all men are dics
23:12 PST 12/12/03
Mary:
laughed so hard my stomach hurt
21:16 PST 12/12/03
MEL:
Heard it before, but its SO FuNNY!
16:34 PST 12/11/03
denise :
FUNNY LOL. GOOD JOKE...IT SOUND LIKE ME HAHA LOL...
2:01 PST 12/11/03
mister B:
ALL PURE EVIL 
23:12 PST 12/10/03
heleana:
We women are ruthless because A) Men are pigs. B) Men are pigs. Pick either one and you will get the right answer. : )
23:07 PST 12/10/03
roxy:
women are ruthless he he
20:41 PST 12/10/03
O\'rian:
Lol this is the best joke i heard made me laugh til i choked...LoL
15:04 PST 12/10/03
justbun:
hahahahahahahahahaha one of the best so far!!!!
19:56 PST 12/9/03
hotgirlzluv:
i think this is hilarious!!!!
17:32 PST 12/9/03
gary:
made me laugh
14:32 PST 12/9/03
Beadazle:
Old Joke but still funny,no matter how many times i've seen it. Wonder if they have a similar program for the DOD,better ask my brother hahahaha
11:09 PST 12/9/03
earl mccoy:
All of you suk like this joke sux!
8:15 PST 12/9/03
bestija:
it`s a gooooooooooooooood one!!!!!!
1:00 PST 12/9/03
Ron Cruze:
you the motta fokka don't you have some other works than writing jokes. You know 20 yrs ago my dad was in CIA and fOCKED your mom and sister. My brother is interested to FoCK your mom cos she's a real hardcore woman. You will get money don't worry keep on sending your mom 2 me
23:35 PST 12/8/03
numberone:
PMS....ain't it a (beep)
22:42 PST 12/8/03
croonergr:
This woman is so dangerus. I am feel fear; despite she will be not CIA agent I was knew at my own wife!!!!
22:31 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD:
ANN...sssshhhh!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SECRET SERVICE. IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL YOU COULD GIVE WOMEN A BAD NAME THAT THEY CAN'T KEEP A SECRET. BUT I WILL NOT TELL ANYONE WHAT YOU SAID AND NO ONE WILL KNOW. O.K.?
22:16 PST 12/8/03
ann:
LOL very funny! Could rally happen in 'real life" in the good ol'USA
21:08 PST 12/8/03
lovesJ:
ha ha ha!:d
18:31 PST 12/8/03
Zero Cool:
That's why most women are wh ores.
17:49 PST 12/8/03
Nativity:
blahd! the best way to get even with an unfaithful man, is by letting him live to see you with a faithful man hahahahaHa
17:37 PST 12/8/03
Roger:
Shame on you Angel eyes........
17:20 PST 12/8/03
Angel eyes.:
h e ll no she didn't just f u c k ing do that.
17:01 PST 12/8/03
Angela:
that's women for guys we don't really care about you unless we really care then you know 
17:01 PST 12/8/03
Kristina:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT ONE WAS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
16:59 PST 12/8/03
Meg:
hahaahaha....p oo r guy
16:54 PST 12/8/03
bunny:
that was hilarious....hehehehhehahahahahahhahohohohohhohohohohohhehehehehehehahahahaha
15:54 PST 12/8/03
lynnb:
Natural born killers we are!!!
Really funny.That rates a 4 grin from me.
15:37 PST 12/8/03
Bob:
LOL!! That's a woman for ya!!
15:19 PST 12/8/03
ladyjones:
Very funny,aren't women wonderful?.
14:35 PST 12/8/03
MALUPITA:
I always say that women loves violence more than men ...
13:47 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD:
STEPHANIE and JILL...I HAVE ONE WORD TO SAY TO YOU TWO.............OUCH!!!!
13:23 PST 12/8/03
heleana:
Sweet! I LOVE it! Where can I apply? My dream job!
13:22 PST 12/8/03
Stephanie:
funny, I could picture a women doing that, too! lol! But that is a dam good secret agency you've got there, to let someone shoot their spouce. LOL!
13:09 PST 12/8/03
beckybomps:
Sounds like my wife
12:02 PST 12/8/03
Tee:
This one was great!! goes to show that if you want something done right send a woman to do the job!!
11:22 PST 12/8/03
David Scott:
This joke was one of the best jokes you guys had on the web site so keep up the good work this one made my day need more jokes like this.
9:57 PST 12/8/03
kristin:
lmao
9:04 PST 12/8/03
jill:
do i HAVE to be trying out for the CIA or can i Just Practice?
8:57 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD:
IT SOUNDS VERY MUCH LIKE THIS COULD BE MY FIRST EX~WIFE. THAT'S A SCARY THOUGHT.
8:21 PST 12/8/03
Peoples Choice:
Whoa nelly, that shiknzzz nitttt's rich, the joke of the day, RODLMBAO!!!!
8:14 PST 12/8/03
OLD SARGE:
It's getting better. I could show my 10 yr old all 3 jokes today.
7:55 PST 12/8/03
Dollarmagnet:
Right woman for the job??
But a woman's work is never done!
How many more husband's does she need to finish the job?
7:47 PST 12/8/03
Vee:
too funny
7:02 PST 12/8/03
Rhey:
what a funny joke!!! never dare a fed up wife
6:55 PST 12/8/03
jennie:
see what's great about this is she actually followed the order in order to kill him
6:52 PST 12/8/03
sec:
Very Funny! No luv lost there!
6:41 PST 12/8/03
CHUNKINS:
Hey ZEKE, nice of you to explain the joke!!! LOL!
6:35 PST 12/8/03
becky:
This joke made my day!
6:31 PST 12/8/03
charlene:
we need more women with guts
6:23 PST 12/8/03
Zeke:
LOL too funny, the CIA wanted to see if they would actually pull the trigger, but the gun was loaded with blanks so no one would get killed, HAHAHA i loved it
6:22 PST 12/8/03
Lisa:
Only a woman can do the job properly
6:00 PST 12/8/03
history:
Dats what the CIA wanted, Good Job.
5:54 PST 12/8/03
Sonja:
Just like a woman to get the job done that a man cant do but to listen to a man was a shock ..LOL
5:50 PST 12/8/03
AXEMAN:
there is no dog
5:43 PST 12/8/03
Sunny:
Amen!!!
5:18 PST 12/8/03
OUT OF WORK:
how do i apply
5:13 PST 12/8/03
Nina:
So funny!!!!! LOL!!!!!
3:10 PST 12/8/03
freebabe:
that was funny,lol,we think it but would never do it. funny.
2:46 PST 12/8/03
Sabrina:
Ahh I could never hurt my hubby!
7:53 PST 12/7/03
CharlieDJ:
That was hilarious!!!!LMAO
14:37 PST 12/2/03
yo man!:
grls are simply dumb!!!
10:45 PST 11/30/03
Spree:
girls r ten times better then men!!!
8:24 PST 11/29/03
Mari:
I guess she didn't love her husband very much!
11:15 PST 11/15/03
yhsddkhgdfgfjg:
shut up rogue
16:00 PST 11/7/03
rogue:
never put a woman in a man's job, that's what i'd say
21:24 PST 11/2/03
mike:
i hope my wife dont see this.
14:18 PST 11/1/03
Pokie:
That was cool... Such animosity displa"y"ed towards her significant other. I wonder what he did? Either way, a woman is always right for the job.
20:12 PST 10/28/03
Lisa:
she must have really hated her husband
15:15 PST 10/28/03
TIGRIS:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHHHHHHHH. NOW THAT I LIKED!
1:15 PST 10/18/03
Cherry:
that is wayyyy funny lol
12:44 PST 10/13/03
EvilGreenFrog:
That was a good one very funny!
20:26 PST 10/4/03
john:
Women?
9:40 PST 10/2/03
Bob:
Never give you wife a gun or show her how to use one!
9:25 PST 10/1/03
hardcore:
tells me a wife should beware of her husband and guns
14:12 PST 9/29/03
NewIrishMom:
I Loved this one, where do I sign up?
7:41 PST 9/29/03
Firecracker:
Very, very long & drawn out but the punch line was worth it.
13:56 PST 9/28/03
i aint tellin:
so waz up homies
11:55 PST 9/28/03
LADONNA J:
THIS WAS GOOD VERY GOOD......
11:04 PST 9/28/03
TESS:
I want to beinthe cia
8:54 PST 9/28/03
spiffml69:
the first two guys woulda shot their wives just because they're women
19:07 PST 9/27/03
tvmuzik:
FUNNY! But waaay tooo long. Like KISS used to say, "Don't Bore Us, Get To The Chorus".
18:20 PST 9/27/03
donna:
Oh, man she was the lady to do the job!
18:18 PST 9/27/03
giselle:
what a stupid biatch!!
17:21 PST 9/27/03
Schlegel:
physco biach
15:21 PST 9/27/03
Jean:
Shes my hero
14:18 PST 9/27/03
Stalinfan:
Was death intended?
Tana Lea:
that was way to long to read so I didn't even read it....it didn't look intersting anyway!
JUNE :
SHOULDDA READ THE END, PUCNH LINE WAS GREAT
Babz:
woaw..i dont feel so good.
redrose:
i wanna join the cia
fixit85:
I'll bet alot of wives have very successful CIA careers!
elvinprincess:
lol
jealousy:
Oh God that was good, I feel sorry for the guy. I wonder what the agents did afterwards.
ric:
funny waaaaaaaaay 2 long but funny
ace:
there i go again
army chick:
so true
big bad wolf!:
this is off the hook!!!
NIKKI:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
very funy:
hehehehehehehehehehehe
loulou:
this is hilarous
akshay:
i will be damed
kittykarma:
me too redrose, guess one always needs to carry a backup in their purse!
Dee:
Verry funny
Mel:
Never trust a man to do a womans job
momlady:
love it,
tombz:
it should of been 2 women and one man a girl wouldn't do that
Josephine :
that was one mean lady, the guy never knew why!
amber:
hahaha
gonzo:
no wonder there are more woman cia agents the men just dont have the balls!
homie:
why you gota be dising ahomie lyk that 4 nika bro comon that was the chit she was wackd aye not to be mean you ..;')
cadman:
Homie, what the heck did you just say? I didn't understand a word of that jive!
Dee:
that was a good one...
Wolfkin:
tombz, I know plenty of women who would do something like that.
chris:
omg that was funny. my mom would have done the same thing
striker:
nice agency!!!
Rob:
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
heavenly:
that was an insult for wives coz not every wife would do that....that wasn't funny at all...
geta??:
Hey, Homie what did you say?? Is that somekind of new code or something??MEL'S COMMENT IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE....
Rob:
Mel's comment was funny but in the context of the joke it should be the other way around. (Only in the context of the joke)..
5:16 PST 9/16/03
Rob:
..dont go accusing me of being truculent or s.exist against women, god forbid........!!!
5:18 PST 9/16/03
Rob:
I know how sensitive some of you can be.
5:18 PST 9/16/03
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