swamp fox:
this one sure got a lot of feed back. Yes it's funny but I'm a grandpa so pull my finger youngster
12:09 PST 12/20/03
ALUCARD:
EMMAUKGAL: THANKS FOR THE HELP THERE. THE OLD BRAIN STARTS TO GET SCRAMBLED AROUND CHRISTMAS. LIZ: GOOD ONE I HAVE NOT HEARD THAT IN A LONG TIME AND IT'S STILL FUNNY. MAYBE WE COULD GO ON TOUR..."TWO BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND AN OLD FART." WHAT DO YOU THINK?
10:04 PST 12/20/03
Liz:
Beans Beans the magical fruit the more u eat the more u tute the more u tute the better u feel so u better eat beans for every meal
8:57 PST 12/20/03
EmmaUKgal:
fart he he
8:36 PST 12/20/03
ALUCARD:
BEANS, BEANS GOOD FOR THE HEART...
THE MORE YOU EAT...
THE MORE YOU....???
IF I COULD JUST COME UP WITH A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH HEART?!?!
7:45 PST 12/20/03
Rebal:
the original joke 4 that was a blonde
14:24 PST 12/16/03
god flicked me:
lmao. dat wuz very funi!!
3:21 PST 12/15/03
Doug:
"Do you know what a whom is? No, then I'll tell you. It's an elephant fart. WHOM1111"
17:30 PST 12/14/03
nodoubtfluvr:
very funny. athiests are just a big joke. there is a god, jesus christ, holy sprit, and lifeteen rocks. w/o suffering, no compasion. ichthys007atyahoodot com
8:42 PST 12/13/03
Sick~of~Idiots::
Barbra you make NO SENSE at all, wouldn't waste your time reading it but you sure had an opinion..which is probably what you are,EXTREMELY OPINIONATED....
How sad for you and everyone around you, must be hard being so SPECIAL...WITCH~ITCH!!!!!!Figure it out brains......
0:54 PST 12/13/03
mie:
he must have been soooooo embarrased!!!
6:36 PST 12/12/03
dollysuperstar:
haha very funny did the guests die? lol
11:36 PST 12/9/03
BiBritneyBabe:
Don't you just hate it when that happens?!?!?!? LMFAO!!!!
8:53 PST 12/7/03
Elisa:
yes, this one is definitely funny...
14:20 PST 12/5/03
Jen:
HAHAHAHA sounds like somehting i would do!
15:10 PST 12/3/03
CharlieDJ:
I....Can't....Stop....Laughing!!!::wipes the tears away::
18:25 PST 12/2/03
CharlieDJ:
How embarras;sing! ROFLMFAO!!!!
14:07 PST 12/2/03
jodanmi:
OH MAN I AM STILL LAUGHING THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD....HA HA LOL
21:43 PST 11/30/03
FART101:
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
8:38 PST 11/29/03
hollaz:
come on now batty natty ; get yur act together ! if yu have nothing nice to say dont say antyhign at all !
21:27 PST 11/27/03
luci:
It was hilarious, I would have never saw that coming...lmao.rotfl
3:30 PST 11/27/03
Batty Natty:
This is actually quite an old urban legend, no where neer a new joke. Get your act togetherfunny pics
22:53 PST 11/25/03
kid:
sick very sick...
15:47 PST 11/24/03
LifePrototype:
not funny.....snickers.. aiight you got me
6:20 PST 11/24/03
lynnb:
Dear cristion...since when did this site become a church..
Athiests Unite........
Have a Happy Christmas (non religious)Everyone...
19:00 PST 11/23/03
cristion:
that is nature. I have a question for the person who calls him or herself jesusloco do yuo know he died for me & you out of love to set us free from sin. Without JESUSCRIST there is no forgivness.
14:56 PST 11/21/03
WORLDWIRE:
that is so funny that i cracked up laughing in my home room
14:14 PST 11/19/03
me!!:
haha so funny i would do that.......it would take more than beans though lol
8:17 PST 11/19/03
Shawn:
I think Ivy is pretty
s
15:48 PST 11/18/03
Why u care:
Umm this is olkd so yea...lame
14:46 PST 11/18/03
bab4:
how embarasing
11:40 PST 11/18/03
kez:
something id do hehe
2:04 PST 11/18/03
Bethe:
OH MY, this is Yoshi for sure. But he would smile and do it again just so the guests would know it was him....LOL
13:03 PST 11/17/03
Josh:
thats me and all my frinds would agree
8:58 PST 11/17/03
shay:
8:49 PST 11/17/03
Anastasia:
This is some funny stuff. But this joke is very well fit to be Josh because all of the people that i know who would read this would say that is discribes Josh.
8:34 PST 11/17/03
duck:
hilarious
5:08 PST 11/17/03
krisy:
Very old joke
3:06 PST 11/17/03
Who?:
Iiiiiiiii, But anyway that's Nature's call. He cdn't ignore it. Its sad not funny
0:38 PST 11/17/03
india1276:
oh my god. i feel bad for the dinner guest.lol.lol.lol
23:02 PST 11/16/03
CHICKAWA!:::
melanie:cant you spell?jane doe:why does it matter?that joke was hillarious i feel his pain!
14:40 PST 11/16/03
representn\':
about 5 years old but still hilarious
13:46 PST 11/16/03
sara:
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21:19 PST 11/15/03
mannors :
i wouldn'y like to be in his shoes!!!
LOLOLOL
20:47 PST 11/15/03
latida:
that is really funny!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha
19:48 PST 11/15/03
Bethany:
something like that has happened to me before. But not so bad smelling and embarrising!
17:08 PST 11/15/03
Dolly:
hahha
16:25 PST 11/15/03
sekcbaby:
lol...i wouldn't wanna b a guest at DAT table....lol
(i heard dis 1 b4, but it neva fails 2 make me laff)
15:34 PST 11/15/03
haliwell sista:
stinks to be him!
13:58 PST 11/15/03
Gramps:
Prunes, baked beans and Jack Daniels. Aromatherapy
12:21 PST 11/15/03
umm:
i like baked beans
12:07 PST 11/15/03
cosmel2388:
The pointe was very well found indeed but if this was me it would be horror so it's more a very short story by Stephen King.
10:50 PST 11/15/03
scorbio1 :
i laughed till i cried
9:11 PST 11/15/03
hotgirlzluv:
that was funny
7:27 PST 11/15/03
sue:
that is so bad! Not funny at all! I feel sorry for that guy.
6:30 PST 11/15/03
Barbara:
didn't feel like reading it...not going to waste my time
6:09 PST 11/15/03
heleana:
Funny, but I've heard it before.
23:38 PST 11/14/03
sttrinians:
Men have 3 brains, 1 on top (hardly used), 2 down below (they brag about), 3 the tummy (gets more fills then 2)
22:49 PST 11/14/03
crystal:
that's funny!!!
22:02 PST 11/14/03
moggie:
bad case of BAD timing and pigging out maybe they thought it was granny doing all the farting
pppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuu
21:22 PST 11/14/03
jesusloco666:
me
21:15 PST 11/14/03
jessica:
omg that was too funny hope they didnt have a cake on the table if they did bet it wasnt standing after he got done..lmfao
21:00 PST 11/14/03
NDYFS:
HAHAHAHA! GREAT!! YEAH! MY GOD! NIce surprice Uh? XD...
20:09 PST 11/14/03
heidi:
lmao that was funny and thats just wrong
19:26 PST 11/14/03
rarr:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! he'd better be glad he didnt do it at work or a resturant. that'd be to embara.ssing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:32 PST 11/14/03
FULINGIG:
he he he. More! Sige pay.
17:38 PST 11/14/03
gogeta:
lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:20 PST 11/14/03
Greg:
Very good!
I thought that it was very funny, I'll share that one!
Greg.
16:57 PST 11/14/03
samara:
oh my gosh!! that is sooo funny!! ahhh, i love it!! lmao. XD
16:45 PST 11/14/03
danny:
that was a good one
16:39 PST 11/14/03
ha:
hahahaha i never expected that!!! good 1!
15:51 PST 11/14/03
lancelot6930:
rotfl...rolling on the floor laughing!!!
15:42 PST 11/14/03
bo jangles:
it wouldve been better had it resulted in a huge orgy
15:33 PST 11/14/03
mean 1 mr grin:
This one is a re run... but still funny
15:18 PST 11/14/03
Dean :
That was ok...
14:57 PST 11/14/03
saz108:
that one is actually funny
14:39 PST 11/14/03
lenny veGAS:
I HAVE HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME ONE TIME
14:30 PST 11/14/03
fantasys02:
omg...that is to dang funny.had me in tears
14:27 PST 11/14/03
cindy:
I like eggs!I love Bob.i like to eat worms.
14:23 PST 11/14/03
awesomebabe::
that was really funny!
13:48 PST 11/14/03
CHAD LOVER:
funny funny funny
13:40 PST 11/14/03
sade:
hi its was great
13:36 PST 11/14/03
HawaiiGirl:
I didnt even read it. Who wants to take there time to read this,I bet it isent even funny at all.
13:03 PST 11/14/03
John Doe:
Go home Jane, and find something else to do. we all know that we slip up. sometimes people type so fast your fingers get tied up. Besides we meant what you knew...get it?
11:53 PST 11/14/03
THICREDFEMME:
I think that was the funniest thing, i ever read
11:42 PST 11/14/03
melanie:
can't you guies come up with something new
11:08 PST 11/14/03
kathy:
HEARD IT BEFORE
11:06 PST 11/14/03
dl:
I think is funny, even though I already heard a slightly different version.
10:39 PST 11/14/03
kiamay:
too funny way too funny
10:23 PST 11/14/03
toxicsweetstuf:
That was really funny!
10:18 PST 11/14/03
Jane Doe:
Some of you folks really need to spell check your notes before posting them, smile.
10:00 PST 11/14/03
ramprema:
laughing....laughing.......laugh...ing.thanks
9:39 PST 11/14/03
sweetness:
Had I been there I would have given up the surprise by laughing so hard. I couldn't have sat through the 2nd one.
9:39 PST 11/14/03
sharafat :
very fantastic your mail I am very
enjoy thank's for you
9:01 PST 11/14/03
Old Sarge:
I'm still laughing!!!! Thats the best one yet. Can't you just picture it?????
8:14 PST 11/14/03
BrittneySpears:
That was a great story i couldn't stop laughing and i am at work.
7:48 PST 11/14/03
peregrine:
good one......
4:31 PST 11/8/03
Darkvoid:
lovely new joke. How imberrasing. 
10:02 PST 11/3/03
Dollbaby :
Cute joke, stinky, but cute !
12:09 PST 11/1/03
Pokie:
Oh gee Carol... Thanks for sharing. We really need to hear about your personal life. Besides, that joke was just plain stupid.
20:03 PST 10/28/03
Carol:
that happened to me once. I was getting a suprise birthday party from my mom when I got home form school and I had beans for lunch, and after that I had mints (mints give me the worst imaginable gas) and I farted infront of all of my friends. how embarrasing
15:02 PST 10/28/03
summer:
omg... somthing mel would do
18:59 PST 10/27/03
OMG:
that is so embarasing hope it never happens to me
19:34 PST 10/21/03
KATELYN:
How embarasing
19:34 PST 10/5/03
a guy:
real crazy dude
12:47 PST 9/30/03
dejerea :
not funny syke that rocked
19:53 PST 9/23/03
Josephine:
well you would have thought the guy would have walked slower coming home. well i bet his guests won't be there next year.
19:53 PST 9/19/03
Stalinfan:
I just hope one of teh guests had camcorder...
JUNE :
TOO FUNNY
Ingrid:
I'm glad I was not a gust there
Grill52:
cute...not too funny, but slightly
darrion02:
BEAN their done that!!!
aranumenwen:
Jesus, at leastlearn how to spell if you are going to post stupid comments.
elvinprincess:
its hilarious lol im gonna tell that to the councle of elrond
EgoBrain:
You people have petty minds
..xdolphinlov:
that was great
J:
lol that was o.k
Rose:
LMAO! That was too funny!
ace:
now that was great, i wish i would have been there
big bad wolf!:
realy funny but waaaaaaay too long!
NIKKI:
THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY IM SHAKING MY BELLY LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY
JLA:
jewls:
why the heck would u want to be there?
It was hilerious though!!
xsavior:
o man omg thats horroble and funner than hek
male dawg:
Dee:
I had a good laugh,how awful
graninurse:
i think i was at that party!
lantz:
LOL THATS OK STALINFAN, I UNDERSTAND TYPO !
tombz:
i have the same prob
ANTONY THORPE.:
YOU MEAN IT IS A FARTY SURPRISE TO ALL TOO COOL FANS
Dia aka(Rose):
Tombz thanks for sharing..... pretty good one gotta tell my gf
gogirl:
to aranumenwen at least learn how to type if you are going to post.
Marco polo:
yea right well typing this way can help you during school like u sup? w/e and stuf like that cause darn i forgot why lol
Marco polo:
and whats with the its too long? you hate readin? lol then you stink these are worth it to read (sigh) w/e man
Kadie:
THAT WAS FUNNY,YOU REALLY GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR
pkaboo:
that's nasty lol. The po or guy funny as.. shyit tho
pkaboo:
I had so much trouble posting that...
gonzo:
haha i think they are the ones that got the surprise!!!
mars:
good!
kai:
good by not 2 good
jaci:
Come on. Everyone knows farts are funny, no matter what situation. Especially the loud stinky ones!!!
beasty sarah:
gutted
Brian:
that was some stihs and giggles
read stihs backwards
abdglematrixeat:
this joke is stupid why did u put it on oh my god its still her $$$holes
heingodan:
That's a good one.
Glenn:
It was pretty good. The joke that is.
Ken:
Pretty good better in its original form on TV on Picket Fences.
TESS:
I THINK THAT WAS MY OLD MAN
donna:
that was just to funny
tvmuzik:
I have better fun just Farting my buddy to death inside a tent, at noon, in July, after eating 6 Bean Burritos!
ken:
geez, good thing i'm not the husband there!!!! and i don't really like beens either. 
courtneylover:
beans beands i hate those things! they made me go pthbooo in my new blue jeans!
SAINATH:
HA HA HA
Popeye:
This is the best joke I've read here
sweetpea:
I thought this was funnier than heck, my two sons who always fart at the dinner table laughed themselves silly, Good Joke.
obelumo:
This is a wonderful joke, i just couldn't help but laugh.
ruther:
what an embarrasement he had hahaahahaha...if it's me, i'll be dying for shameeeeee......
PETERGUZINIA:
(SOUNDS) GREAT
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Ky:
This is sooooooo embarasing..
blsteve:
set up !!!
aakash:
whatz up !
lanru:
this is illarious
paulascorner:
This was on a episode of Pickett Fences with the sheriff and his doctor wife.
19:48 PST 9/13/03
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