Marilee:
Hey people, I did the I.Q. test above the pic here, My score was 126. I'm not bragging, as I think that score is average, but I was wondering what others could get. I've seen some comments with people in the 'mensa' range. Do the test, it's fun! P.S., Thanks Shoeshine! I agree about Roho's comment!
11:56 PST 4/20/04
Shoeshine:
Old McDonald HAD a farm (in Central America), too bad they ate all the McHorses, and now only serve jungle juice out of the stable. Gold stars to Marilee, Ugly Coyote, Johnnyboy, Hobie, Heleana, Frosty, Earl, Ashley, Goss, Rob. Roho's Tikrit won best. Dollbaby, no pickles in your Spin cicle?
2:38 PST 4/13/04
Erika:
EST� MUY BUENO!!!
22:48 PST 4/8/04
j ' L ' D FUN:
DOUBT IT!!
7:35 PST 4/2/04
makayla:
ghetto,
8:06 PST 3/30/04
Marilee:
Keep your eyes on your flies, I mean fries!
15:32 PST 3/23/04
yo mama:
this is the ghettoest mcdonalds i have ever seen
8:21 PST 3/22/04
KittyKat:
Oh Hecky NO!
8:41 PST 3/12/04
Krista M:
And I though were i lived was Ghetto lol j/k
15:08 PST 3/10/04
rainez:
does the food come with insects??
15:04 PST 3/6/04
DisasterStrike:
Easy too cut and paste Graphics if you know how, Favorite program beeing Paint Shop Pro
14:45 PST 2/29/04
r6ea6pe6r:
And theres no polluting deepfrying smoke
23:25 PST 2/27/04
gypsy:
i don`t see any frys in their hands!!!
11:50 PST 2/26/04
Deb:
Thankyou amy2 and thankyou Oreo!!! I just want peace and want to enjoy this site.
5:12 PST 2/25/04
ant:
CHEAP SKATE!
9:59 PST 2/20/04
marybeth:
can they even afford a big mac?
0:45 PST 2/20/04
not available :
aww h/// naw they are wrong for this s///
19:31 PST 2/19/04
william:
why cant it be krusty burger
10:14 PST 2/19/04
Icon:
all those broken health codes.
6:49 PST 2/19/04
davidkill:
reinventing mcdonald's!
5:16 PST 2/19/04
Oreo:
Wow Deb...some ppl in here aren't too nice. You however handled yourself well! Way to go Deb!
23:38 PST 2/18/04
amy2:
Deb; i will because you asked...i also answered you back a couple of pics ago...peace.
19:57 PST 2/18/04
Deb:
amy2 why are you so angry at me? I said 2 or 3 comments to you a while ago and then I lay~ed off! And thankyou Grownup I didn't speak on this pic. amy2 please leave me alone and I will return the favour! Frosty I didn't critise you for visiting the site!
19:23 PST 2/18/04
Karen:
Hey Frosty, I was upset with you last picture comment box. This one made me relax. I didn't have a problem with you until you defended amy2. So peace to you ok! Let's get back to the jokes. Is that ok with you Frosty?
17:09 PST 2/18/04
oops..um..duh:
WTF!!!!
14:33 PST 2/18/04
Frosty:
Talent, Grownup; you are both absolutely right!!! I started this vendetta back in Spank the Frank, where I was criticized for visiting the sight. Isn�t it just lame how some will jump down the throat of others just because we have a different opinion or live in a different culture. This is what I was trying to bring to light, and admittedly, a little venting thrown in. This goes on continuously on this sight, and it really gets old fast. I hope that I sounded out of character in these past writings. I do owe an apology to Star and Deb. They do come down on others often, but they don�t deserve what I threw at them. I will offer an apology to them in Spank the Frank tomorrow. Out of time now.
14:23 PST 2/18/04
amy2:
ted; do they serve mountain dew at mcdonald's???
20:41 PST 2/17/04
ted:
hey!!! whats that guy DOING back there on the left, at the drive thru window ??? omygoodness!!!
18:54 PST 2/17/04
Grownup:
What do you do amy2? Sit with twenty windows open? Deb didn't even talk on this picture. I sure wish you hadn't. Get a life.
16:35 PST 2/17/04
Talent:
No, but apparently amy2 and frosty are...! Deb was being cool.
16:21 PST 2/17/04
amy2:
Frosty; is Deb at it again?
15:55 PST 2/17/04
Talent:
Frosty and Anya...Look at your comments. They are terrible. Looks like you painted the picture with DUNG. Grow up! Do you have to spoil each picture? If it isn't you arguing it is amy2 or STFU.
15:49 PST 2/17/04
Grownup:
Well Frosty, you are arguing your way through this whole site from spank the frank on... Maybe you should realize how lame you are sounding. YOU are the one who just trashed THIS picture with your lame pessimistic atti/tude and took the fun out of it NOT STAR!
15:45 PST 2/17/04
Frosty:
Anya; Note that STAR has a way of taking the fun out of anything. Many others have made comments about the pic that are quite funny. STAR will come back with something totally lame and pessimistic, if not she will attack another person for commenting. She will paint the pic into trash.
13:20 PST 2/17/04
Anya:
falling fast STAR....duh
22:28 PST 2/16/04
004:
did u know that wierdy?
9:07 PST 2/16/04
The unique.:
That is a very original picture idea.
Nice setup.
17:09 PST 2/15/04
Nat:
Hey I love Maccas bring it on!!!
4:57 PST 2/15/04
Precious:
THIS IS KINDA TRU.
18:41 PST 2/14/04
wierdy:
i knew they where going to heck in a hand baskit
17:49 PST 2/11/04
Star:
I think they just stole a McDonald's sign.
11:44 PST 2/11/04
004:
WHAT HAPPENED THERE THEN?
6:50 PST 2/11/04
Rob:
Mr Universally Amusing below is stealink nicks again. What a belly laugh!!!!!! (REAL ROB)
2:18 PST 2/11/04
Rob:
ROHO, you're right. Don't know how i missed it before. Rubber really pulled one out of the bag there.
4:55 PST 2/10/04
ROHO::
Hmm Hmmm! Some smooth wording there johnnie off.
13:03 PST 2/9/04
johnny:
i am ROHOLIO!
12:28 PST 1/30/04
ROHO::
When locals would rather eat the peeled plaster than the burgers from their business, the owners had to make some changes. One, although extremely tough on their budget, was to put more than a paper sheet's thickness of meat in their burgers!...Keep all processable pets inside at night!s:
11:54 PST 1/28/04
Rob:
The new set for "i'm a celebrity get me out of here jungle special" was reported to be even more squalid than in previous years. Some pop has~been was overheard saying "give me the snake infested hammock anyday"!!!!
3:30 PST 1/28/04
ROHO::
After threats of heavy fines from the Health Department about insect infestation, the owners toast the introduction of a healthfood sandwich. Made with lettuce, tomato, bun, a crunchy, high protein filler and named the McBuger, it comes with or without legs and antennas.
0:19 PST 1/28/04
ashley gibson:
is that the surviver people i need to go on that show
18:24 PST 1/27/04
johnny:
ow! thanks lps i had no idea how much fun this silly site could be! you gave me the best laff i've had in a week!! you are the best. could you scold me some more? i love you even more...
17:08 PST 1/27/04
LPSQUISHA:
johnny, honey, you need real help, there are sevral po/rn sites you can go to to take care of your lonliness... word to the wise, i won't ever want to talk to you one on one sweetie, you are not witty enough... your one liners have absolutely no lasting effect
14:50 PST 1/27/04
johnny:
lps will you marry me? ex.con prison babes make me hot.
13:53 PST 1/27/04
LPSQUISHA:
whoa johnny, roho is vital to this message board, whats your problem?? looking for fast attention??? like in prison, you know, where you first get in and attack the biggest baddest guy in the place??? word to the wise, babe, that never really works
12:27 PST 1/27/04
johnny:
roho you are such a pompous idiot. how dare you profane this site, you tiny brain wiper of other peoples bottoms.
12:15 PST 1/27/04
LPSQUISHA:
here in america, the health dept rates our mcdonalds by a letter grade, A thru F, of course, this mcdonalds would be smart enough not to post their F
9:51 PST 1/27/04
Frosty:
Dollbaby; Your "Auquariun Recital" made me long for some good 60's Rock. Went straight to Beakerstreet~com for a Psychedelic fix. I'm feeling much better nnnnooooowwww mmmmaaaannn.
9:27 PST 1/27/04
earl mccoy:
Step aside all of you "Angus Beef" pushers! The new low fat, Atkins approved Buffalo Burger is on the menu. Would you like flies with that?
9:07 PST 1/27/04
laura:
LOL LPSQUISHA... THIS S/HIT IS HALARIOUS LOL 
WONDER WHAT THEY WERE ON WHEN THEY BUILT THAT S/HIT HAHAHAHAHA
7:09 PST 1/27/04
ROHO::
This is the Grand Opening of a Arnold McDonalds, the junkie brother of Ronald McDonald. Arnold, considered a pain in the rear, and with no meat you can sink your teeth into,Ronald doesn't expect it to last. Arnold when asked about Ronald said, "Wow man like, he's nothin but a clown, man! You know?"
7:01 PST 1/27/04
Dollbaby:
ROHO: When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter alignes with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will stir the stars" !!! I am a "sweetlioness" and i have told it "myway" dotcom. PEACE SWEETHEART !!! 
4:37 PST 1/27/04
ROHO::
Dumy,Ark. AP~ This town's newest restaurant will be the town's first with an attached outhouse. Asked if it would have been simpler to dig the hole first, rather than through the small hole in the prefabbed flooring, this reporter recieved only a blank stare and a ticket for free fries.
0:41 PST 1/27/04
oksurewhynot :
ok thats kinda of stupid is it supsed 2 be funny
14:41 PST 1/26/04
Crazygirl:
that is one ghetto McDonalds!
14:17 PST 1/26/04
steph:
i dont get it
was that sposed to me funny
13:24 PST 1/26/04
ROHO::
A "Secret to My Success" story unfolded today as "shrubbery" from around the building that was used to "smoke" the McRibs, a popu lar item, was found to be more closely related to cannibarus. The ribs in turn "smoked" the patrons, giving them an "good" feeling all over and a want for even munchies.
12:53 PST 1/26/04
mamacetta:
This is stupid! It's not FUNNY!!
12:32 PST 1/26/04
krazy \"1\":
is this supposed to be a funny thing or something
10:56 PST 1/26/04
Rob:
The members from Rentokil's elite7 squad were bitterly disappointed to find the reports of a 'Giant Blue Bug' prowling the new McD's site were grossly exaggerated!!!!
7:51 PST 1/26/04
LPSQUISHA:
BEAUTHY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, UNFORTUNATELY, THE ARCHITECT WAS BLIND AND RELYING ON THE SIGHT OF HIS REFUGEE BUTLER
7:10 PST 1/26/04
ROHO::
Shown is a new business that opened against many of the locals wishes in Tikrit, Iraq. While full service, some care must be taken when biting into the burgers because of the occasional pieces of schrapnel which are not only in the burger, but in the air as well!
6:17 PST 1/26/04
Rob:
McDonalds have finally gone upmarket and developed an A La Carte menu with swa~nky premises. The latest on show here is the Lebanon's finest. Top seller on the menu is the 'Beirut Burger' !!!
4:38 PST 1/26/04
heleana:
I can see it now, a new menu, MC rat, MC cat, MC hog, etc.
2:54 PST 1/26/04
Rob:
These crazy foreigners, what will they think of next!!!! A small retail outlet that sprung up in Borneo has made a success of itself through the novel idea of actually selling beef in their burgers!!! That's some nifty marketing.
2:34 PST 1/26/04
af:
Stupid Picture ... Still better Idea would be to paste Macs Logo on the MARS Surface ....
0:17 PST 1/26/04
Goldiesmurfett:
can i give Ronald a Hug? DAM! i love mikey dee's fries.
23:27 PST 1/25/04
Sam:
so, where is the joke????????
22:10 PST 1/25/04
ROHO::
Owners stand beneath the trampoline of the kiddie playland which had to be kept rolled up, as the little darlings were jumping from the "Golden Arches" on to it and then, screaming in terror, getting flung in all directions. The owners had COMMUTER fast food insurance, but none for SHORT FLIGHTS.
21:17 PST 1/25/04
coyote ugly:
19 burgers 1 death
18:14 PST 1/25/04
kat:
boy that place sure is run down
15:29 PST 1/25/04
ROHO::
The young business people got a lesson today when they discovered the exit part of their business's Driv~Thru ran straight into a dirt bank. They adjusted however, it is now Driv~Thru 4 Wheelers Only.
13:19 PST 1/25/04
celine:
there's nothing 2 look at
13:00 PST 1/25/04
inder:
very funyyyyyyyyyy hahaahah
bullshiiiiiiiit
12:39 PST 1/25/04
Dreamcat:
It`s not so much funny as:
FRIGHTENING
9:30 PST 1/25/04
ROHO::
EARL MCCOY; LOL!! That was funny! But the FDA was thwarted in it's efforts to prosecute beef packing plants when cattlemen brought in an animal physcologist. He examined the cow and determined that it wasn't a mad cow, it just had an extremely bad atti~tude!
7:53 PST 1/25/04
prettytasty:
nope not funny
7:38 PST 1/25/04
dione:
that was not funny.
5:46 PST 1/25/04
sheff:
Amy2, i cudnt agree more hehehehe
nice 1 
2:56 PST 1/25/04
ROHO::
JANE08; All I can tell you little lady is that while I enjoy making up silly little stories and some punning, my nick stealer seems to take great joy in abusive, obnoxious posts. I am the REAL ROHO, but it will take vigilance of the posts on your part to decide.
0:17 PST 1/25/04
jane08:
Will the real ROHO please step
forward?
20:45 PST 1/24/04
jonnyboy:
Finally...The food matches the environment
18:58 PST 1/24/04
ROHO::
DOLLBABY; Hi there you sweet thing! I know about the pic. I was in the middle of the WASHBOARD. Couldn't get them to believe that I was CLEAN so I got WRUNG out and in a LATHER and just HUNG out on a LINE until I got DRYER. ~~ Now I've got a nick stealer following me around.
15:04 PST 1/24/04
Dollbaby:
ROHO: DAARRLING, WHERE WERE YOU? You should have e=mailed me. You missed a VIRTUAL riot over a photo that was taken COMPLETELY out of context !!! I was really CYBER SPACED=OUT ABOUT THE POSTS, it was really a SITE to see! Gotta go now, I'm doing the laundry and my wash is in the SPIN cicle !!!
13:03 PST 1/24/04
ROHO::
The four owners tried to make a good impression on the building inspector as to the sturdiness of the building. But he became a little susp~icious when he noticed that they kept leaning against the grating and talking to him in very strained voices the whole time he was there!
12:03 PST 1/24/04
goss:
Hey , that's me on the left of picture. This was in a place called Boli in the south east of Zimbabwe
10:38 PST 1/24/04
peler:
I think they bought the license of the mc D chain until bankrupt like that
9:29 PST 1/24/04
CAM:
SAD
8:05 PST 1/24/04
ROHO::
Hey, MY NICK STEALER. Your last post shows what a wit you really are....well...a half one anyway!
7:13 PST 1/24/04
mean 1 mr grin:
has anyone taught them to say "can I super size that for ya"???
6:36 PST 1/24/04
ACE::::
The comments are funnier than the picture.
5:48 PST 1/24/04
Rakaryan:
HAHAHA..that was funny..I BELIEVE ITS LOCATED in INDONESIA!
5:35 PST 1/24/04
Frosty:
When the tides are out is the only time these hard working employees get a break. When the tides are in, the new boat drive through is an outstanding success. When asked if the food offered is the same, the manager said that the Mc Fish is the sandwich of choice.
19:27 PST 1/23/04
humanbeing:
this is not funny!!
18:28 PST 1/23/04
kenthug:
IS THE DUDE ON THE LEFT PEE
ING IN THE BUSHES? GREAT FAKE PIC!
17:08 PST 1/23/04
amy2:
ah, come on fake ROHO, just think up your own name and put your own comments down, they aren't that UNfunny to begin with, how about 'DODO' or 'slow beau', ha ha, just joking, but really, just use your own nick instead.....
15:23 PST 1/23/04
ROHO::
you would think with 6 dudes and one bi/tch there wouldnt be time to take photos!!!!!
14:41 PST 1/23/04
earl mccoy:
The village elders struggled with some logical means to dispose of the beef from the latest mad cow scare....then it dawned on them...
13:29 PST 1/23/04
K .HALL:
thats my family name !
13:26 PST 1/23/04
ROHO::
Charles, Gwen, Tom and Eddie scr~aped together enough money for their first business. Although there's work to be done there's been trouble when it was discovered that Eddie, on the right and the youngest, was caught stealing the prizes from the kiddie meals.
13:15 PST 1/23/04
kyliefan:
Ahh, bless..
13:01 PST 1/23/04
daryl:
maybe you get 2 beers for 2 dollars ;p
12:55 PST 1/23/04
amy2:
finally! a building that matches the quality of the food! no misconceptions there! very funny!
12:54 PST 1/23/04
clynnrene:
where is that located, so I don't go there
12:47 PST 1/23/04
just me:
magets with your burger?
12:44 PST 1/23/04
Dandylion:
Would you really trust a hamburger from a place like that?
12:42 PST 1/23/04
hobie:
over 10 burgers served!
11:52 PST 1/23/04
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