radar:
last words of the captain of the T i t anic `What the f was that bang?
7:21 PST 10/7/04
Bored:
hahaha...those are so funny! I like the "now watch this.." one!
21:53 PST 8/30/04
heleana:
I LOVE the nice doggie one! He he he. My son would LOVE that one too! 
21:02 PST 8/29/04
moggie:
err nono wasn't me i swear on my muddahs grave officer
23:05 PST 8/28/04
Juggalette:
my favorite '' wasn't your brother in my bed last night.....and yo daddy''
17:10 PST 8/28/04
walkinggenius:
will you give into me?
7:56 PST 8/28/04
chefman69:
And the all time greatest.."Your sister was much better in bed"
7:13 PST 8/28/04
Kisquest:
" I wanna to see you every day..."
5:17 PST 8/28/04
oohaahyeeees!:
oh maybe u can get preggers after your cycle
12:04 PST 7/22/04
cheeky clare:
6.66
5:15 PST 6/21/04
dixielicious:
hey i have three more for this one
Hey ya'll watch this
Hold my beer
Oh Sh^t!
4:08 PST 6/21/04
Victoria:
boobies 
22:26 PST 6/18/04
zack da wac:
that was not funny punk
21:57 PST 6/14/04
Victoria:
i guess it was funny
21:30 PST 6/7/04
Fred:
MWA MWA MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny
9:01 PST 5/24/04
jjitsue:
or can u?
1:43 PST 5/12/04
froggyfan555:
nice...real nice
12:11 PST 5/1/04
katie :
You are sick mean and disgusting.growup,no wonder people hate you.Look at yourself YOU ARE No better acting than
9:13 PST 4/4/04
FIVEofUS!!!!!!!:
amy2, you ARE SICK, MEAN AND DISGUSTING. GROW UP. No wonder people hate you. Look at yourself, you are NO better acting than STFU. Read your own comments and see if you can figure out for yourself just how ridiculous you sound.
23:54 PST 3/1/04
amy2:
PRECIOUS; you still there??? were those 'your famous last words'???hahaha. i hear ya, i'm expecting my screen to go black any minute now......
19:21 PST 2/16/04
jennie:
this is so stupid!!
8:04 PST 2/15/04
PRECIOUS:
LOL AMY2 THIS WAS FUNNY BUT THEN IT WASN'T CAUSE I SAID ALOT OF THOSE AND I'M STILL HE....
18:51 PST 2/14/04
kelly:
wtf
0:23 PST 2/11/04
amy2:
i think robbieWobbie would have sounded more affectionate ciao...
19:17 PST 2/10/04
ROHO::
Wow! Such sly wit, stfu.
23:41 PST 2/9/04
amy2:
oh robbiemobbie,(SLURP,SLURP) HAHAHAHAHAHAA
15:45 PST 2/6/04
njdev:
wat is up home slices
18:27 PST 2/5/04
amy2:
Rob; rhetorical judgements?!?!? on this site???? NEVER!!! hahahahahaha!! later robbie!
17:25 PST 2/5/04
Rob:
Good point amy2. Unless Liz was making a rhetorical judgement. ho ho
4:17 PST 2/2/04
amy2:
who are you talking to Liz???? (joke)
8:17 PST 1/31/04
LizFromOhio:
WTF!? Is your lives based on talking in comment boxes to people on the net ? Thats cracked up.
8:11 PST 1/31/04
ROHO::
And a few more.~~~We'll just plug the safety valve...that'll stop the leak.~~If we flatten our tires some, we can run down the railroad tracks!~~Naw, that little gas leak isn't going to hurt anything.
21:03 PST 1/30/04
heleana:
I like the "nice doggie!" Sounds like my son, little Vlad! He will eat and impale anyone and anything! : )
23:17 PST 1/29/04
Wayoutthere :
Took a while to think of those.
Most of them are hilarious,
hahahahahhahaha
19:03 PST 1/29/04
ROHO::
FER; I contributed like everyone else 4 times. I also have had to defend my nick twice, which means the THE NICK STEALER wrote twice. Simple solution for you...skip over my posts!
15:02 PST 1/28/04
FER:
this is to ROHO,you write to dam n much... jees,take a break!!!!!
13:31 PST 1/28/04
amy2:
PEACE; ROHO; exactly.....
5:16 PST 1/28/04
ROHO::
AMY2,~LPSQUISHA,~PEACE; You're all correct. IT's style is not hard to recognize. Perhaps when it has to concentrate on graduating 2nd grade, it will leave this otherwise fun site.
0:49 PST 1/28/04
PEACE:
I think johnny is ALSO STFU. The only reason he comes on is to cause riots as /stated in his previous posts that is what is fun for him.
22:59 PST 1/27/04
waterfall:
How about "These sunglas/ses are bulletproof, or your money back!" (True Advertisement, BTW!)
22:35 PST 1/27/04
johnny:
amy2 lps & me. hmmmmmmmm.
17:13 PST 1/27/04
amy2:
ROHO; remember when i said that your NICK STEALER changes names, well, that is one name he goes by...........good eye LPSQUISHA!
15:59 PST 1/27/04
LPSQUISHA:
johnny, as you can tell from every other posting, you su\\ck. get a life, honey. hey roho, i bet johnny is your nick theif!!!
14:52 PST 1/27/04
johnny:
what is sked? must mean bl~ow.and i want to kiss your sa~ssy lips.
13:48 PST 1/27/04
LPSQUISHA:
gee johnny, it seems you didn't read the fact that we sked roho for his input....
12:28 PST 1/27/04
johnny:
roho shut up.
12:17 PST 1/27/04
LPSQUISHA:
insightful, red one, i see that you are very witty indeed. thanks for the smile... now to count those endless pennies.......
9:44 PST 1/27/04
Frosty:
ROHO; So THAT'S where my penny went!!!
8:30 PST 1/27/04
ROHO::
FROSTY; Unless you found or inherited a penny, placed it in a high interest bearing account, lived like a skidrow bum and bequethed it to your family. The Govt. would then enact a new tax taking 99.99 percent of it away, leaving them to start all over again. A case of a "penny saved a penny stolen!"
7:40 PST 1/27/04
Rick:
"Why yes, a bullet proof vest" (a final request before a firing line)
5:41 PST 1/27/04
you forgot one:
you forgot the "I made it myself"
5:16 PST 1/27/04
Frosty:
Or you could open up a whole new can of worms, sell the worms, recycle the can, buy a whole new can of worms, then save the penny made in the deal. By this time you've earned it!
14:54 PST 1/26/04
ROHO::
LPSQUISHA; Nothing wrong taken and thank you, for the compliment! Hmmm, interesting question. I think if you're going to critize someone, walk a mile in his penny loafers (shoes). That way you'll be a mile away when you critize him, have his shoes, plus the TWO pennies in them HE had to earn! 
14:00 PST 1/26/04
LPSQUISHA:
and once again roho, i cannot match wits with your anecdotes... but can you tell me, how is a penny saved a penny earned??? wouldn't you have to earn the penny first???? don't take this wrong roho, i think you are extremely useful on this sight... so then, have any insight???
10:36 PST 1/26/04
ROHO::
There ain't nothin' to that bull ridin'...~~ After the divorce I'll never hear from my ex again...~~if you really want to get the last word in...apologize!
3:11 PST 1/26/04
paperhog2003:
boring
19:17 PST 1/24/04
ROHO::
Why don't you ever see the headline, "Phsycic wins lottery."? ~ Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food? ~ Politics is the second oldest profession in the world, why does it so closely resemble the first?!?
13:10 PST 1/24/04
happy time:
got another one for yall.
"It won't bite!!!"
12:10 PST 1/24/04
ROHO::
Gee, that's very good NICK STEALER! Now that I've got ou copying what I say, I'm going to teach you to count aaalll the way up to five next week all by yourself!
6:34 PST 1/24/04
Frosty:
I always liked Mr. Moose. Thought he was cool the way he would set up the ping~pong ba~lls.
18:56 PST 1/23/04
amy2:
mean 1 mr grin; is that true?? i thought he was already gone?? i had a crush on him when i was 5!
17:22 PST 1/23/04
mean 1 mr grin:
captain kangaroo died today,,, I wonder which one of these he used???
17:04 PST 1/23/04
ROHO::
heres one for all ages..... don't break your nails on your keyboard while you're issuing you're hollow orders.
hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa
14:43 PST 1/23/04
Dollbaby:
And let's not forget; "Of course my car will fit in that space." "This hurts me more than it hurts you." "Don't worry about the expiration date, that yogurt is still fresh." "Of course the boiler is still working, I just called the repairman three years ago."
11:28 PST 1/23/04
Frosty:
Still More: Oh, it can't be THAT deep... I've kicked a~ss on bigger guys than you... SURE I still respect you, What's your name again??? Is your sister going to stay here while you're gone? I don't know what the big deal is, you've gone though it 3 times before. (to wife at the time, during labor).
9:57 PST 1/23/04
Rob :
Steph, imagine that all the above quotes are what somebody said (ironically) just before they died.
8:55 PST 1/23/04
steph:
ok i dnt get it they rnt funny i thort i was extrem funny not extreme boring
7:41 PST 1/23/04
K .HALL:
Okay i can't outsay that !
7:29 PST 1/23/04
CAM:
you can't get pregnant from the first time!!!!!!!
6:11 PST 1/23/04
Wanna?:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you...
5:57 PST 1/23/04
Rob :
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my a~s~s.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992.
5:49 PST 1/23/04
Rob :
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...". ~~~
"Luke, I lied. Bill Sha~tner is your real father." ~~~
5:33 PST 1/23/04
Budman:
How about it's not you it's me Iam sure you here that one before.
5:07 PST 1/23/04
Rob :
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows XP, I'll never have to worry about ~~ beeeeeeeep..."
4:42 PST 1/23/04
swamp fox:
I like the last one " what duck" That's funny. how about( It's only backyard wrestling)
1:11 PST 1/23/04
Frosty:
More Lessons Learned: "No, the stove has to be on BEFORE you light the match." "If you grab on to someone, then grab the electric wire, they'll get the shock, not you." "Jump out and push, we're almost stopped!" "Just slide down the rope... no, you don't need gloves."
22:58 PST 1/22/04
tschlinker:
well i thought it was funny...
22:03 PST 1/22/04
knobcreek:
I am only doing this for "YOUR" benifit, I don't gain any thing from this.
NEVER HAPPENED ON MY SHIFT!!( not reported anyway)
Your car is suposed to make that grinding sound, ya just have to break it in is all.
21:54 PST 1/22/04
Frosty:
Some Lessons Learned: "Don't worry, I know the judge." "Watch me do a hundred." "They always allow you 10 over." "Its only motocross, I've seen it done a million times." "That stallion is as gentle as an old mare." "The rattler can't strike if he isn't coiled up." "That's not a Warden."
21:32 PST 1/22/04
amy2:
hi manda may! violetlady; that is very good advice, i find it really hard to trust anyone that says "trust me"! have a good one guys!
19:01 PST 1/22/04
Rakaryan:
HAHAHAHA..Funny..Nothin I can help bout It..Simply You just have no luck 
18:00 PST 1/22/04
brittany:
Iv'e done this before
16:29 PST 1/22/04
MALUPITA:
Each one of us can be wrong!
16:12 PST 1/22/04
sheff:
i think i like the ones in the comment box best
14:28 PST 1/22/04
LPSQUISHA:
i'm starving, wonder what that guy was eating... i'd hate to have the leftovers..... even though i did see it on tv once...
14:14 PST 1/22/04
texasmom:
how cute!!! Famous last words of a fool! Can't even count how many I have used! lol
13:53 PST 1/22/04
Gil:
That's all old stuff. Get into the new Century!!!
13:45 PST 1/22/04
Birdy:
"I LOVE YOU, THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL, and I'LL PULL OUT .....LOL
13:35 PST 1/22/04
violetlady:
yep amy2 they also forgot
"trust me" never trust anyone who says this lol
13:03 PST 1/22/04
manda may:
i'm sorry whoever, but yes it does, amy2 said it as a joke, so stop criticizing
12:56 PST 1/22/04
whoever:
uh yea amy2 that has nothing to do with what that list is about....
12:47 PST 1/22/04
amy2:
i have said at least 4 of those! they forgot: you can't get pregnant right after your cycle!
12:23 PST 1/22/04
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