Sammie:
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Do this amazing mathematics exercise.
It will take only 20 seconds. What you have to do is to follow the instructions. Do not read the outcome before having made all the calculations, ok?
Let�s start!
1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.
2. Multiply this number by 50.
3. Add to the result 44.
4. Then, multiply by 200.
5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 104.
If you have not celebrated it yet add 103.
6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year (for example, subtract 1968, 1973, etc.).
Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five figures.
So:
The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you wish to make love. Is it correct? But it is not all.
The last two figures correspond to your age.
But the best is still to came......
The second and the third figure point out
THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!!
15:13 PST 9/30/04
doglover:
cuz then it would not be funny Foxy.
15:06 PST 8/19/04
Foxy:
eww, why not just do it without the weird bendy twisty thingy 
14:24 PST 8/19/04
walkinggenius:
3:53 PST 8/12/04
doglover:
that should give u a hint!!!!!
20:01 PST 8/11/04
walkinggenius:
3:57 PST 8/11/04
doglover:
u dont want to no malemute!!!!!
17:57 PST 8/10/04
walkinggenius:
6:29 PST 8/10/04
Malemute:
What did you think she meant, anyway, dogliver?
12:33 PST 8/9/04
doglover:
oh i thuoght that she meant something different, not dogs!
14:26 PST 8/8/04
Malemute:
Thats why I said, "EACH"...Those are some big dogs, Rob! Great Danes can be VERY sweet animals...And VERY protective...My boy is about 128 give or take 1or2..And he is a love!!!
16:11 PST 8/6/04
Rob:
DREAMER, I hope you're talking about dogs!!!!!! 
What breed are they?? I used to have a great dane, sadly 4 yrs dead now, such a sweet animal.
4:08 PST 8/6/04
Malemute:
EACH????
19:10 PST 7/29/04
motoracer:
crazy broad
17:32 PST 7/28/04
dreamer:
Malemute & CATCRAZY (07.04.04): Glad I didn't chime in and brag that I have three, two of which weigh about 140 pounds!
16:02 PST 7/28/04
WaLkInGGeNiUs:
what do you think little girl!
1:10 PST 7/28/04
doglover:
looking forward to what???
15:47 PST 7/27/04
walkinggenius:
looking forward to it are we?
2:21 PST 7/27/04
doglover:
21:09 PST 7/26/04
WaLkInG gEnIuS:
ill give you scary Doglover!
21:27 PST 7/24/04
Exige:
thats martha.. i knew it... she will be doin that alot in prison
0:49 PST 7/22/04
doglover:
THATS SCARY.......
17:01 PST 7/19/04
♥cheeky clare♥:
well doglover i give you a lil clap coz you got it half right! im actually bi
se..xual! i suposse ill give you that 1! WH..ORE
4:16 PST 7/19/04
doglover:
im saying this on behalf of cheekyclare '' oh, im such a lesb.ian''
17:40 PST 7/18/04
♥cheeky clare♥:
lol CATCRAZY: im saying this on behalf of doglover " oh!!! male mute i love you!
3:02 PST 7/10/04
i eat hay:
lol
12:17 PST 7/9/04
doglover:
good
17:49 PST 7/6/04
Malemute:
Nope...Got ONE dog...
17:37 PST 7/5/04
CATCRAZY:
SHE MEANS KANNIBALIZM ROX
12:44 PST 7/5/04
doglover:
you r a cannibal and a vampire, what else is wrong with u
14:56 PST 7/4/04
CATCRAZY:
MALEMUTE WHEN I READ WHAT YOU SAID I THOUGHT YOU MENT YOU HAD ONE BOOB!!!!!
13:24 PST 7/4/04
kannibalizm rox:
hey...i can do that...hehehe
19:01 PST 7/1/04
Malemute:
I have one
17:44 PST 7/1/04
doglover:
malemute, how many dogs do you have
11:38 PST 7/1/04
cheeky clare:
fully sick mate!!! nah thats really fre..aky!!!
6:32 PST 7/1/04
doglover:
sick and twisted
17:50 PST 6/30/04
Budman:
If she can do that with her arms & hands I would like to see what she could do with her legs xoxoxoxoxo
15:33 PST 6/28/04
HARLEM KID:
OOOOOOOOOTTAAAAY
19:21 PST 6/19/04
niki:
yah
16:01 PST 6/18/04
Malemute:
Why, ryan...Then she wouldn't need YOU!!!
13:13 PST 6/13/04
ryan:
i wish my grl could do that
13:35 PST 6/12/04
drukenboy:
well im boned 
13:51 PST 6/8/04
Who cares :
S XY
7:57 PST 6/3/04
Shoeshine:
Interesting but spo^oky contortionist. Boy, the posts on this one got tangled up in too much spite. I bet she gives herself the best back scratches.
19:01 PST 5/29/04
ROB & ROHO:
WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES ALL THE LIVE LONG GHEY!
10:33 PST 5/29/04
i love rob&roho:
dear lord!
13:06 PST 5/24/04
ppsshh:
howz it all goin 2 day ppl
16:27 PST 5/21/04
marko:
mutha beeeaaatchhh
12:48 PST 5/10/04
HOMEY:
I DONT THINK SHE CAN EAT HER SELF TOO LOL
23:56 PST 5/3/04
aman:
nice kitty, u understand us
14:36 PST 5/3/04
MADMICK:
SEE DOES NOT SEEM THE HAPPYIEST
4:08 PST 4/22/04
Malemute:
LOL, Marilee...I guess this one is a bit more adventurous (SP) than most of us!
14:13 PST 4/21/04
Marilee:
Malemute, I'm sure there is an easier way to feel for abnormalities, but if it works.....
11:58 PST 4/20/04
Malemute:
OOOO I bet you would know the results of your next mammagram!
16:27 PST 4/16/04
Malemute:
Let us not age ourselves, dreamer!!! Your talkin' about long ago as/ sets and historic at tributes(SP)!!!
20:26 PST 4/8/04
Blondie777:
perv....
19:38 PST 4/8/04
sxy:
well i jus fink dat is well scary
3:19 PST 4/7/04
dreamer:
Well, shoot. I thought tying my own shoes was a feat of strong self discipline, thankless hard work, and unmatched imagination.
19:42 PST 4/6/04
Malemute:
Lol, Najib! Imagine how much practice must have gone into that pose?
16:03 PST 4/4/04
Najib:
My Godnes... she has long hands
12:20 PST 4/4/04
j ' L ' D FUN:
SHES GOTTA B DESPRATE! SHES GOT SUM REAL ISSUES!
7:37 PST 4/2/04
noiseMAKER:
hmmm, well, ummm.... O K then ??????
3:07 PST 3/27/04
KITTEN:
UMM YA NEED A MAN MAN
19:50 PST 3/26/04
big k:
now thats just sick
13:24 PST 3/24/04
micky:
this woman needs a man
21:04 PST 3/22/04
Oreo:
Maybe this girl dont need a man i sure do
6:42 PST 3/15/04
mzdunn:
is that what you do in your spare time? you have issues
6:09 PST 3/10/04
Malemute:
Honey, if thats all you need then I feel FOR you!
13:16 PST 3/4/04
ROHO::
KITTY; You girl's would still have us to complain about, just to mention one thing!
22:55 PST 3/2/04
dreamer:
Now just WHERE is the fun in that?
20:27 PST 3/2/04
Kitty:
If every woman could do that then what would men be used for?
3:02 PST 3/2/04
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