Newguy:
I don't know if anyone else noticed, but in"Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?" the extra penny represents saying more nthan neccesary (SP)sorry, english isn't exactly one of my strengths.
23:13 PST 7/10/04
Neglostnia:
Wow thats pretty trickey stuff sombody must have been pretty stoned when they came up with that
22:25 PST 6/20/04
Shoestrings:
Let me see if I can do a Kisquest. If a rainbow is flying over my shoulder will I sing in the shower and relocate to the Garden of Eden where all the animals are out of the zoo? Liked your last 1 Roho, good one Alucard on the followup of the building^razing.
7:16 PST 6/15/04
ROHO::
If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?
8:11 PST 6/13/04
Trekkie:
Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
7:36 PST 6/13/04
ROHO::
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same while a wise man and a wise guy be the opposites? 
14:08 PST 6/12/04
heleana:
Hey Gramps, love your comment. 
Some of it is good, the rest (yawn) I'll get back to you when I wake up. 
9:21 PST 6/12/04
ALUCARD:
DOES THE NAME PAVLOV RING A BELL?
I SAW 50 SCANTLY CLAD WOMEN IN VEGAS. YOU COULD FLY A QUAIL IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY WOULD ALL POINT!
21:43 PST 6/11/04
Kip:
i think 15 is only because the men who watch it, would much rather see 50 scantly clad women over 2 ( no comment ) wannabe presidents
21:32 PST 6/11/04
ALUCARD:
IT' A NOM DE PLUME FOR THE BIG WIGS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
21:32 PST 6/11/04
annie:
if ticks means blood su^cking insects and poli means many what does politics mean?
20:33 PST 6/11/04
ALUCARD:
KISQUEST: THERE ARE SOME FIRES THAT YOU HAD BETTER USE SOMETHING BESIDES WATER OR YU COULD END UP HOMELESS.
20:12 PST 6/11/04
Gramps:
How many women get married to get out of having se x?
19:18 PST 6/11/04
Kisquest:
Hi! KrazyKuzy yours are nice!!! Let me complete the REST..Answers:16:Because they don't have the right to see you undressing but they have the right to see you naked. 17.His god. 18.Because of the difference between the breast and the part from the waist to the top of the legs.
19:17 PST 6/11/04
Kisquest:
If you are free, do you have to escape from prison...!!
18:42 PST 6/11/04
KrazyKuzy:
Answers: 1.Yes. 2.Governor or higher. 3.Because. 4.Because. 5.Stupid question. 6.No. 7.Because. 8.Swine fever. 9.Like this: 10.Because babies look very peaceful when they sleep. 11.Yes. 12.No. 13.Because. 14.Because the view is better. 15.Because there's two main political parties and fifty states.
18:40 PST 6/11/04
enceladus:
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
18:27 PST 6/11/04
Some Guy:
Why is it that when you deliver something by car, it's called a shipment, but if you deliver something by ship, it's called a cargo?
18:12 PST 6/11/04
Kisquest:
Why use water to extinguish fire...!!
17:51 PST 6/11/04
ALUCARD:
IF YOU SHOOT A MIME DO YOU HAVE TO USE A SILENCER?
17:24 PST 6/11/04
your name:
hi
16:59 PST 6/11/04
hi:
helo ladies was ur email adds
12:49 PST 6/11/04
Brad:
And if a tree falls in the middle of a forest and there's noone there to hear it does it make a noise!
12:06 PST 6/11/04
ALUCARD:
WHEN YOU TEAR DOWN A BUILDING WHY IS IT CALLED RAZING?
9:21 PST 6/11/04
Shoestrings:
Yes Chris the contradictions all about. Hey, Shirah, you did very good (thought out well, no spelling errors). Fun reading all your inputs, thought Chester best until I read Roho on Se^x equation! To give one, not said. Y is a Building called a Building, when already is Built. Coke free!!
9:06 PST 6/11/04
ALUCARD:
ROHO: THE ALARM WORKS A LITTLE LIKE WINDOWS ON THE 'PUTER. YOU HAVE TO CLICK START TO TURN IT OFF. I'D LOVE TO SEE THE TRIAL FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS FIRED FOR DRINKING PEPSI AT A COKE CO. UNLESS THEY HAVE IT WRITTEN IN THE CONTRACT.
7:32 PST 6/11/04
kristalinamxpx:
They actually do fire coke employees who drink pepsi at work...so I've heard
6:54 PST 6/11/04
ALUCARD:
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? IF LOVE IS BLIND, WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPUL^AR? IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? DISNEY WORLD IS A PEOPLE TRAP RUN BY A MOUSE!
6:46 PST 6/11/04
ROHO::
How does an alarm work when it goes off to go on?
5:59 PST 6/11/04
Kisquest:
Although I can't cry under water, I can do my crying in the rain...!! I used to drink Pepsi but I think I'm gonna drink Coke from now on...!!
4:58 PST 6/11/04
Kentucky:
I have one to add: Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
20:11 PST 5/26/04
chris:
theologically speaking, these questions represent something truly hilariously contradictiory within human society
9:36 PST 5/18/04
Chris:
These are questions that may plague philosiphers for centuries!
3:35 PST 5/13/04
Malemute:
mzdunn, I think he makes it up as he goes!!! LOL!!! 
17:24 PST 3/23/04
mzdunn:
ROHO: That is funny never heard that before!
9:01 PST 3/18/04
ROHO::
Se/x is like math...Add a bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope to God you don't multiply.
23:10 PST 2/29/04
jennifer:
jennifer underscore minddle at hot mail dot com add me
20:27 PST 2/18/04
Wayoutthere :
You're a double as~s when
you're that important,the extra
penny is for taxes,it's the way a
baby breathes!Hearing,T.V. and
binoculars hahahahahaha
20:51 PST 2/15/04
koolgal:
delete the last 1!!
5:25 PST 2/14/04
Frosty:
Why do you need to wear hearing protection in a muffler factory?
4:08 PST 2/13/04
amy2:
ROHO; holy, you're right, never thought of that before, i think i just might stay engaged
18:27 PST 2/12/04
ROHO::
Marriage changes pas~sion. Suddenly your in bed with a relative.
19:48 PST 2/10/04
dan:
some of these r quite good and made me laugh. i have another to add: why is the needle of a lethal injection sterilised first?!
14:18 PST 2/6/04
ROHO::
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
14:39 PST 2/4/04
Me:
Boring yet weird!!!!!!
17:11 PST 2/3/04
skylily4:
I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. IT MADE ME LAUGH FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!
14:10 PST 2/3/04
ROHO:
If everybody was the same, would we really get tired of each other, or find everything more interesting?
18:57 PST 2/2/04
amy2:
Frosty; WHEW! thanks bud, i needed that........guilt supressed into tight little ball in my gut now......feeling better
18:59 PST 2/1/04
Frosty:
AMY2: QUICK!!! SAY AFTER ME: its only a flashback... its only a flashback... must supress guilt... drink beer and listen to beakerstreet~com You'll soon feel much better. (whew, that was close!)
12:52 PST 1/31/04
amy2:
ROHO; if that was only a 60's thing then i don't want to know what i was really trying in the 80's so that's why the world is wierd!?!! it's all my fault..........
8:22 PST 1/31/04
ROHO::
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird...why do they take Prozac to make it normal?
21:18 PST 1/30/04
heleana:
Yawn, seen it before, hoh hum.
23:20 PST 1/29/04
greenie:
if u drink coke at pepsi bottling plant you do get fired im serious
21:22 PST 1/29/04
bluracr4:
ha u all r so funny
4:49 PST 1/29/04
YellowGurl434:
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why is the word tall so short?
Why does the word 'she' and 'he in it'?
Why is 'man' in 'woman'?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
If it comes out the other way is it chocolate milk?
17:09 PST 1/28/04
FER:
i really like that one SmilinIrishEye i never thought of half these things here
13:35 PST 1/28/04
SmilinIrishEye:
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
11:47 PST 1/26/04
jiji:
nice questions...
0:44 PST 1/26/04
Blondy23:
hi everyone, im new here
22:08 PST 1/25/04
Jay:
16:20 PST 1/25/04
ROHO::
Why does a slight tax increase cost you 200 dollars and a substantial tax cut save you 30 dollars?
13:43 PST 1/25/04
cat6:
9:12 PST 1/25/04
ROHO::
Thanks DOLLBABY, I'm glad our relationship won't be harmed. Through ignorance, laziness and lack of common courtesy of the nick stealer in finding his own nick, I am forced to defend mine. As you know, light travels faster than sound. That is why he appears bright until he opens his mouth!!
7:33 PST 1/25/04
Dollbaby:
ROHO:I know when it's really you !!! Your nick fits you perfectly, AND I KNOW WHY !!! Remember that the fake ROHO is like a teacher on vacation,... NO CLA.SS !!!
3:31 PST 1/25/04
ROHO::
You're right NICK STEALER, it wasn't you. I didn't write for you. There's only one real ROHO and wrote for myself. If you hate this site so much get off of it. Believe me, none of us will miss an ill bred, contemptuous, NICK STEALING bore such as yourself.
0:57 PST 1/25/04
ROHO:
AMY2, FROSTY; bad call, that person that just wrote below this message wasn't me either.~~ANYWAY~~see, now why would i write such a stupid comment. you all are all bums you can all go somewhere, god i hate this site
16:44 PST 1/24/04
ROHO::
AMY2, FROSTY; Good call. That was MY NICK STEALER. I'm not giving up to an ignorant, foul mouthed, abusive creature as the likes of it.~~ANYWAY~~Why does it only take one careless match to start a forest fire and a whole box to start a barbecue?
7:48 PST 1/24/04
mean 1 mr grin:
Oh geeez,,, now somebody had to go and bring god into it...
6:46 PST 1/24/04
mean 1 mr grin:
Why do they call them " blind driveways" I never knew they could see in the first place...
6:42 PST 1/24/04
Frosty:
I thought so.
18:47 PST 1/23/04
amy2:
last comment....fake ROHO........
15:38 PST 1/23/04
ROHO::
AMY2, dont listen to the first ROHO comment, thats not me, he started this on another picture, hes such a child, i will have to change my name now, he cant do this to me, all the years ive had this nick, cant believe it, efp has gone down the tube.
14:46 PST 1/23/04
Chester:
Why is it that to stop Windows you have to click on start?
13:02 PST 1/23/04
Frosty:
ROHO,It's sad to think that there are those with no imagination. Anyone that thinks that imitation is the purist form of flattery has obviously seen waaay too many Elvis impersonators!
7:37 PST 1/23/04
ROHO::
AMY2; That's because someone incapable of thinking of a nick is stealing mine. To that person; FIND YOUR OWN!!
3:56 PST 1/23/04
Frosty:
Why do we water our lawns, then complain about having to cut the gra~ss? If we're shooting guns, why do we call it target practice?
23:09 PST 1/22/04
Chester:
Are the letters in the alphabet the way they are because of that song?
22:15 PST 1/22/04
tschlinker:
well I am so glad I read the Joke before the comment box, or quite a few of you would have ruined it altogether for me...
22:07 PST 1/22/04
amy2:
ROHO; that doesn't seem like you, there is something missing.......
16:22 PST 1/22/04
ROHO:
if 1 plus 1 is 2 then why is 2 plus 2 not 2?
16:07 PST 1/22/04
family8ilk:
If it's tourist season in Alaska, why can't we shoot them? I'd like that opportunity!
8:28 PST 1/22/04
Bizzle:
If a tree falls on a mime in the woods with no one else around to hear it does it make a noise?
7:35 PST 1/22/04
Marvin:
The only difference between a rut and a grave...is the depth.
1:23 PST 1/22/04
LPSQUISHA:
HEY CHESTER, YOU ARE VERY INSIGHTFUL, YOUR QUESTION IS THE ONLY ONE THAT I EVEN ATTEMPTED TO PONDER....
14:47 PST 1/21/04
Chester:
Are critics enjoy.ed tongue lashings by some considered a pain in the bu/tt by most?
12:29 PST 1/21/04
LPSQUISHA:
no wonder most people are so simple minded, this is what they think about all day
11:30 PST 1/21/04
kat:
Why do you call it a highway if it isnt really high off of the ground?
16:52 PST 1/20/04
Bob:
Some of those are very important questions...especially the last one...
15:20 PST 1/20/04
Chester:
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead."?
12:57 PST 1/20/04
Rob :
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?
9:07 PST 1/20/04
Rob :
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7:57 PST 1/20/04
Rob :
Before drawing boards were invented where did people go to start something over?
7:40 PST 1/20/04
paperhog2003:
nice.
7:20 PST 1/20/04
heleana:
Heard this one before. Since when does logic apply to anything?
1:54 PST 1/20/04
4ever:
ROHO,ROB,PEACHES; where art thou ROHO,ROB,PEACHES?
1:29 PST 1/20/04
Dollbaby:
OOOH !!! I love these things to ponder !!! But now I have a headache from pondering too much !!!
1:26 PST 1/20/04
drvr2:
why is it called a PARKway when you DRIVE on it and a DRIVEway when you PARK in it.
23:09 PST 1/19/04
BIG RF:
Good stuff, helps people tune up the brain. thnx & keep it coming...
20:50 PST 1/19/04
proverb:
why is the saying "look before you leap" while another says "he who hesitates is lost".
20:48 PST 1/19/04
Bobbie:
i think it funny some of you people are just boring !!
20:43 PST 1/19/04
swamp fox:
Kat said what I was going to say. If 7~11 stays open 24~7 then why are there locks on the doors? If the soda is Pepsi Free, then why is there Pepsi in the can? Why is it called a pair of panties when there is only one? We really need Gallager to answer these lifes questions.
19:13 PST 1/19/04
snowflake:
funny!
18:52 PST 1/19/04
Boo:
All you peple are not very old are you?
17:59 PST 1/19/04
jane08:
Justwondering where do you get this
stuff? Where's ROHO and crew? I enjoy their conversations.
16:54 PST 1/19/04
philosophy83:
Inq.uiring minds want to know.........
16:33 PST 1/19/04
eddie:
what is up
15:48 PST 1/19/04
Fine Kittie:
its nice stuff.i ponder bout that to.
15:31 PST 1/19/04
kestrel:
great stuff! weve got a guy in weork thinks heknows it all, ill ask him. (Dont panic i wont bother letting you all know)
13:52 PST 1/19/04
sheff:
oh for gawds sake ppl, these ARE jokes......get a life perleeeez
12:58 PST 1/19/04
Tiffany:
Man, my brain is tired from all this thinking lol
12:28 PST 1/19/04
daisy:
Hey, BITE ME, calm down, its a joke site honey. You sound like your gonna have a coronary!! geez
12:09 PST 1/19/04
Shirley:
Now that is what I call food for thought !
11:55 PST 1/19/04
hobie:
If a parsley farmer owes money, do they garnish his wages?
11:38 PST 1/19/04
KAT:
why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?...why are they called apartments when they are so close together?
10:44 PST 1/19/04
BITE ME!!!!!:
OMG you guys (some of you) have no life! All you do is kill the joke! At first everyone (okay maybe not everyone) is laughing and having a good time (so to speak) then you guys come up and ruin the whole thing! Just drop it! Some things are just left unsaid, dont even try to explain it!
9:39 PST 1/19/04
Harold:
Why do we always question the answers given when we cannot answer all the questions? Why do we like bloopers better than the actual show?
9:19 PST 1/19/04
kimberly:
even though i know you arent supposed to have real answers for these.. the one about drinking pepsi while at work in a coke factory...yes you do get fired ( happened in the city where i live once...ended up being a law suit over it) little fyi that nobody really cares about
8:01 PST 1/19/04
valleybrat:
shirah: you do realize that this is a JOKE site.... right?
7:09 PST 1/19/04
shirah:
A 911 operator is a telecommunicator. They take an emergency call and send it to the appropriate agency (fire, police, ambulance) to be dispatched by one of those agency's dispatchers. If one had a heart attack, they'd send the call to the ambulance agency that responds to that address.
5:50 PST 1/19/04
billy the kid:
only god can answer those questions.
5:32 PST 1/19/04
Toby:
These are very good questions.
5:15 PST 1/19/04
soogiewoogie:
umm Could you plz repeat the question?
3:12 PST 1/19/04
KARI:
hmmmmm , why does this make no sense....yet is amusing lol
2:01 PST 1/19/04
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