Heleana:
Hey PartyCrasher, I have NO problem speaking my mind. I know some women are like what you described, but DON'T make an a.ss out of yourself and a.ssume we all are like that!
18:52 PST 10/19/04
magicalme:
hahaha...that is what he gets for not listening to a woman!
10:39 PST 10/19/04
Kisquest:
I Would Not Disregard What Women Told Me...But They Didn't...!!
7:52 PST 10/19/04
DALLAP:
IT MUST BE MORE THAN 25 YEARS SINCE I LAST HEARD THIS JOKE, BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY!!!!
2:58 PST 10/19/04
PartyCrasher:
Maybe if women told us instead of us meant to mind read ya wouldn't have that problem
17:48 PST 9/6/04
heleana:
I especially like the part about the man NOT LISTENING! Boy isn't that the truth! Then they can't figure out why we women get so PISSED OFF! Can you say DAH?
7:59 PST 8/14/04
Haazev:
10 YEARS AGO .... it was already a old joke
6:37 PST 8/13/04
Nemesis:
That joke was funny when I heard it 10 YEARS AGO!
22:53 PST 8/12/04
Singe:
lol should have listened to the woman
9:25 PST 8/12/04
representn':
i agree singerchick. they just sent this out less than at least 2 months ago.
9:22 PST 8/12/04
Kisquest:
I think............I'd like to push the second WA but.ton.............!!
2:49 PST 8/12/04
singerchick:
why did they send this out AGIAN?
1:55 PST 8/12/04
yinka johnson:
That was a beautiful one. What is it with all this men? They don't listen to simple instructions, that serves him right. You men try and listen to simple instruction, no matter who gave it.
11:01 PST 8/6/04
im not bob:
shiyit, that stinks
19:32 PST 7/13/04
cheeky clare:
hehe yeh
5:58 PST 6/21/04
dixielicious:
lmao!!! that outta teach you men to listen to us ladies!
4:14 PST 6/21/04
kings kid:
maybe next time he'll stick to the mens room
18:36 PST 6/11/04
ryan:
oh not big boy! (the love below) the anaconda) (mr. willy)
18:36 PST 6/10/04
drukenboy:
OWWWWWWWWWWWW THE PAIN
11:26 PST 6/8/04
KR:
ouch man that would hurt 
5:11 PST 4/22/04
hi:
haaaa that mustve hurt
20:37 PST 4/21/04
Powwow:
Deadcatwalking...his anus and anut.....call it pulling a PowWow.
7:29 PST 4/21/04
deadcatwalking:
the thing pulled his anus out...lol
18:34 PST 4/20/04
Budman:
Boy I sure would like to watch a real one on one cat fight you go girls. Its funny reading what you are so worked up about.Weeeeeeeeee
6:19 PST 4/20/04
blondy:
GEE BIATCH BLONDY, I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS/ SOMEBODY DUMBER THAN ME. I CAN AT LEAST SPELL "DRAPES", YOU PEROXIDE MOMO BI/TCH.
17:52 PST 4/19/04
biatch blondy:
blondy you have such beautiful blonde hair. Why do you die your roots brown? And does the draips match the carpet?
10:55 PST 4/19/04
Goldiesmurfette:
Hee Heee lol!
10:37 PST 4/19/04
blondy:
I THINK MOMO STANDS FOR "MOtor MOuth" OR "MOther MOuse" but what do i know? muffin momo shine!!!
22:26 PST 4/18/04
singerchick:
llamedos: if you head ir in 1974 then your almost as old as my mom.
15:30 PST 4/18/04
Shoefly:
Blondy as if MOMO was English, ha...but Muffin shine is. Muffin Shine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:04 PST 4/18/04
heleana:
He didn't need it, probably don't know how to use it, most don't.
12:19 PST 4/18/04
Tori:
ha ha thatl teach him lol.
12:10 PST 4/18/04
blondy:
SHOEFLY, I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU.TALK IN ENGLISH, MOMO HEAD.
7:10 PST 4/18/04
Sharall:
owchie...heard it before...but still a good one
21:38 PST 4/17/04
alm:
Honestly I heart and repeated this joke 45 yrs ago
18:37 PST 4/17/04
TheShoefly :
But Noodle me not, the crunk story does not sound "High Tech" at all. You must be thinking of crunch and drunk at the same time, sounds like an interesting one anyway, Reminds me a friend "borrowed" my antique alligator nutcracker, and I better get it back. Supposedly show and tell, drunken ol Cajun
17:33 PST 4/17/04
Bonnie:
But, I bet it wasn't a super...
17:24 PST 4/17/04
KrazyKuzy:
^
17:11 PST 4/17/04
playmate:
wow men are really stupid sometimes! that'll teach him
16:52 PST 4/17/04
Xtreme:
Sweety,..they sayd that his tampon was taken of becasue he has none,..that was his P�NIS that the toilet pulled out.
but this one is realy funny,.. i only feel bad about the guy.
16:30 PST 4/17/04
Movie Buff:
Well At least he has gained experience
16:07 PST 4/17/04
Sweety:
I liked the part where he got the tampon pulled out, that was wrong though and to a guy it couldn't happen so why would they say sthat?�?�?�? Owell!!
15:25 PST 4/17/04
Noodle:
that joke is so old. And there is so many versions. like the one obout the crunk who went in to the bathroom and sat on the mop bucket. and it sqeezed his N'ts off. They really need new material!
14:19 PST 4/17/04
fghjklasd:
holy shi/it! buh, bye pe/nis
14:04 PST 4/17/04
Shoefly:
Alucard, I like the last line of the original line MUCH BETTER. Scouser you lost me, Blacksugar seems hot to trot whatever she's ranting about. Momo that may be your best yet. Has Blondy turned Italian, better if she said Madonna, it muffin shines best. A reeb er derchi.(sp)?
13:04 PST 4/17/04
aarrrggghhh:
ohhh my god that must hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
11:56 PST 4/17/04
Ladyeyes48:
All men study is how good women have it so see what he got
11:44 PST 4/17/04
MoMo:
Oh man...no more d'ck shines for that guy.
11:32 PST 4/17/04
Blacksugah:
I have to scan U Rob on this Toilet Paper Trash. Go back to Chopper, we keep private. A true gentleman named Tyrone, babtized me a "Blackpearl" Mr. Rob. I ain't specially racial unless a honk/ey honks, I honk back!!! Got it no more shank to U slavedriver!
9:39 PST 4/17/04
llamedos:
i heard it in 1974 isn't there anything new
9:23 PST 4/17/04
OrangeCounty:
This site is not sufficently High Tech to my standards. It's a raunchy rodeo ride you derelicts are frontiering. But that Italian Blondy sounds hot!!!!!!
8:15 PST 4/17/04
scouser:
SEEN THAT YEARS AGO HAS ANYONE HEARD ABOUT BLONDIE & THE FIRE EX YET THAT CAME OUT THE SAME TIME
7:50 PST 4/17/04
ALUCARD:
BLONDY; NO ONE COULD HAVE SAID IT BETTER THAN YOU JUST DID.
7:45 PST 4/17/04
italian blondy:
mama mia! filia fango! madonn!
momo shinola!
7:41 PST 4/17/04
ALUCARD:
THEY LEFT THE LAST LINE OF THE ORIGINAL JOKE OFF IT WAS. "YOUR PE/NIS IS UNDER YOUR PILLOW." IT'S AN OLD JOKE, BUT CONJURES UP STRANGE IMAGES.
7:04 PST 4/17/04
William:
6:34 PST 4/17/04
Italian Babe:
Serves him right.....maybe next time he will listen to a woman. This is hillarious!
6:33 PST 4/17/04
mie:
very funny! 
I feel sorry for the po/or guy though...
6:28 PST 4/17/04
Mesa:
..." I don't get it.......
5:58 PST 4/17/04
Shoefly:
I thought for sure ATR meant Automatic T/wat Rub. Elvis, maybe I should travel via Australian Airlines? I think you meant F.Y.P. Why Elvis Aussie? Peaches & Moggie
best here. Love names Purple and Snowflake, but get more original! Bob I think thats a "kick in the p.u.s.s joke". God's flying now?
5:37 PST 4/17/04
europhoria:
Will men never learn!
3:53 PST 4/17/04
newkoko4u:
hi
3:28 PST 4/17/04
cheese mysta :
funny but iv heard it b 4 lol
2:57 PST 4/17/04
Malemute:
Now... You see what happens when you don't listen...
17:39 PST 3/23/04
playboy princes:
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH what a dum c)unt
2:35 PST 3/9/04
x\'s&o\'s:
serves him right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:59 PST 2/17/04
Wayoutthere :
Tiffany hahahahahaha that's
funny and so true with all those
old pieces of junk
21:01 PST 2/15/04
sofa king funny:
does that mean his D!ck is gone?
21:07 PST 2/5/04
OK:
None of the sites post anything original Batty Natty. The jokes I have seen on the other sites have all made the rounds for years.
13:43 PST 2/1/04
heleana:
Sweet! Here is one typical male, who have the intelligence of a tampon! Oh how so many are alike!
23:27 PST 1/29/04
YellowGurl434:
I guess he's a lil more in touch with his femanine side then he expected to be.
16:35 PST 1/28/04
jessica:
ROHO,you are extremly G.A.Y!!!!!!!
13:45 PST 1/28/04
kenneth :
hi all people
3:06 PST 1/26/04
ROHO:
hey johnny lets go to the bathroom together ive always liked boys with those manly names
16:52 PST 1/24/04
johnny:
rob rob,gives good nob...HUAH!
7:48 PST 1/24/04
bob:
kick bu tt joke
18:18 PST 1/23/04
purple:
hahaha! twas really funny...
21:55 PST 1/21/04
snowflake:
hahahahahhahahhah
19:00 PST 1/19/04
nandi:
this one was great.....had a real good laugh....even late in evening kept remembering the joke and a real good laugh..........keep them coming....
18:36 PST 1/19/04
hobie:
lol but yekkkkkkkk
11:52 PST 1/19/04
Jenny:
Whoa!
22:10 PST 1/18/04
Lydia:
stupid!
12:58 PST 1/18/04
Dollbaby:
ROHO: I was only being my usual naughty self again !!! Although I do admit that the thought of it WAS a bit gross !!! 
One more post on Dr.Seuss, for your own personal use !!!
3:15 PST 1/18/04
Batty Natty:
this actually springs from a very old urban legend (well as old as domestic airoplanes). Its seems most of these jokes are. God forbid they should post somthing original!
0:33 PST 1/18/04
ROHO:
i wonder what the heck my name means?
20:32 PST 1/17/04
ROHO::
DOLLBABY; What in the world? Sewing your "but tons" on? OOWIE! Rest as sured, if I EVER got the chance to play with 'em I'd leave 'em right where I found 'em! You're talking to an honest guy here. Never snat ched a but ton in my life.
15:28 PST 1/17/04
sweetchick:
omg i bet that hurt like he ll
11:15 PST 1/17/04
God:
Im sorry children, but I have searched my recently uploaded {is updated every .01 seconds} that no such event happened. liars;i should castrate you all and catch your loafers on fire!
19:47 PST 1/16/04
girl:
heard it a few years ago
11:11 PST 1/16/04
Tiffany:
OMG!! I laughed out loud!! My husband's uncle has a little house that sits on the guest room dresser. He tells everyone "whatever you do, don't touch it". Well, of course you're gonna touch it. when you do, it falls completly apart. Then, you frantically try to put it together. LOL
10:38 PST 1/16/04
Dollbaby:
FROSTY: But I DO give you credit and I'll bet you got an A in Husbands 101 !!! ROHO: Just to be EXTRA SURE, I'm going to sew my "but.tons" on EXTRA EXTRA TIGHT
8:42 PST 1/16/04
Rob :
Now now kids, play nicely!!!
2:03 PST 1/16/04
fsdf:
ouch!!! wouldn't wanna be him
21:53 PST 1/15/04
mister B:
Ouchhhhh!!!
20:39 PST 1/15/04
courtney:
that is a funny joke men are so stupid. lol
19:23 PST 1/15/04
BITE ME!!!!!:
ya know what greenie no offense but you SO killed it. Its just a joke and i know you think your being funny but ur not! so just read the name k?! (that means bite me!)
19:05 PST 1/15/04
greenie:
men . . they think they can handle our pain /rolls eyes/
17:01 PST 1/15/04
Wayoutthere :
Stupid, like he would actually
lose consciousness immediately.
16:56 PST 1/15/04
MALUPITA:
He should have listen teh flight attendant.
16:55 PST 1/15/04
Bob:
LOL...hope that never happenes to me...lol...
14:51 PST 1/15/04
Tom:
KiSs, are you saying his manhood is out on the loose running around? What is it that people don't know the difference between LOOSE and LOSE? Since his manhood is on the LOOSE, he better go run around trying to put it back in his corral. Or did you mean, he does LOSE his manhood? Do YOU get it?
13:07 PST 1/15/04
Frosty:
DOLLBABY; I agree with ya all the way! Respect and listening are most important, but I think guys should get some credit for learning how to say "yes dear"... "yes dear"..."yes dear"... The truth is we would be lost without ya.
12:28 PST 1/15/04
ROHO::
DOLLBABY; Oh, I agree with ya! But I still like to play with their but~tons!! ;p
10:29 PST 1/15/04
anand:
hiii everyone
9:21 PST 1/15/04
KiSs:
hey I/'m bored: IN THAT JOKE HE DOES LOOSE HIS MANHOOD IF U DIDNT GET THE JOKE
9:08 PST 1/15/04
Dollbaby:
It just goes to show you men that we gals deserve to be respected and/or listened to more often !!! Isn't that right ROHO, Frosty, etc. ???
9:07 PST 1/15/04
I\'m bored:
actually, there is another version of the joke which is a little more detailed and in which the man does lose his manhood... ouch!
8:54 PST 1/15/04
Rob :
Thanks Peaches, sometimes it makes you wonder if people appreciate who posted what. I know you know me well enough tho'!!! You're right, sometimes it takes longer for the screen to progress after posting a comment that it did to read it in the first place!!!
8:52 PST 1/15/04
Peaches:
Rob,we can tell that wasn't you earlier.Besides, you ALWAYS contribute more than that to these posts. Good questions BTW! How long does it take to read this, around fifteen seconds? I think it would take longer to type a post than read this? I am just curious, but doubt they will read your questions
8:31 PST 1/15/04
jane08:
4ever you said that right, lol!
8:03 PST 1/15/04
Rob :
Do i really have to come and scroll your mouse wheel Mr(s) K Hall??? I would like to know who actually typed in the message below. Do you pay them? Is it a charity service?? How can i get involved???
7:43 PST 1/15/04
K .HALL:
Please I don't have time to raed this now !
6:05 PST 1/15/04
Peaches:
I am glad they said DISPOSABLE powder puff, but how do they clean up the ATR gadget?
4:35 PST 1/15/04
elvis:
Only in america. In Australia Qantas would have a F.Y.R buton / for your pleas/\\ ure buton for men and a video screen would start to play of the latest in darkness activities
3:36 PST 1/15/04
ROHO::
HA! HA! I probably would have done the same thing. And I agree with you MOGGIE, he's lucky he didn't get his "string" removed!
3:32 PST 1/15/04
Lidia:
Shame!His curiosity did get the BEST of him!
2:27 PST 1/15/04
moggie:
puts a new slant on zlap and tickle, the powder puff was the tickle
and the ATR but~ton was the zlap
O M G!!!! hey honey about that vasectomy i was going to have
i got one for free thanks to Mystery Airlines i won't be tailoring to the left anymore OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
1:41 PST 1/15/04
4ever:
that'll be a lesson to the men
0:42 PST 1/15/04
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