nana:
poo that was rubbish poo poo poo!!!(l) ellen
4:35 PST 10/17/04
jemang:
The jokes telling u about women always thinking of .....
9:10 PST 10/4/04
wtf:
hi
8:01 PST 9/13/04
magicalme:
you go girl!
17:15 PST 9/12/04
me:
i don't like the commentation at the end. of course women can think. otherwise, it was good.
18:10 PST 9/11/04
rosa:
proof that women are smarter than men
16:09 PST 9/11/04
heleana:
I LOVE IT! Good for her! She's one smart cookie! 
11:14 PST 9/11/04
Jack Cooley:
ok
8:00 PST 9/11/04
Kisquest:
My Beloved Lady's Fond Of Reading 2 Definitely...!!
6:56 PST 9/11/04
moggie:
zzzz i had a little snooze earlier so
i waz some what awake when i read this one Thumbsup to all of us little ladys as we know how to do it so well!!!!!
4:12 PST 9/11/04
sadcase:
well i dont read so therefor i, ummm, i errrr, i cant remember what i was going to say!lol
2:20 PST 9/11/04
brumbaughh:
????is this only for negative people????? this place is only trying to put a smile on your face. and seeings all that the world is going through right now, I would like to say thank you EFP
1:37 PST 9/11/04
matt the batt:
this joke b l o w s
17:49 PST 8/12/04
Lezcheerleader:
ok where is this amazing joke you messed up fr.eaks? what is this? a democracy? i mean and what's this with people thinking that g.ay marriage is wrong? come on!!!! it's fun,
22:35 PST 7/26/04
sendintheclown:
good one....that was great
18:33 PST 7/23/04
dumbfart:
I didnt really get the joke....
20:10 PST 7/13/04
Kisquest:
HaHaHa!! Well done...!! Good story....!!!!!! Good story....!!!!!! I'm still laughing.....funny
17:27 PST 7/7/04
GothicShadow:
that was pretty good
7:10 PST 7/7/04
drukenboy:
thats really good
11:39 PST 6/8/04
Ash:
Why would you drink anyway...? I mean ya it can be exciting but when u think abt the effects it's like why?????
20:33 PST 6/5/04
irish gurl:
i am smart in skoo or not lol!
17:00 PST 6/3/04
hot boy:
im a smart man.
16:43 PST 6/2/04
Coolstuff:
wat if the officer dont have the equiptment?
19:17 PST 5/24/04
IT'S ME:
Women can think and read...men are just mad because they can't do either one!!
11:42 PST 5/24/04
Sugar:
hahaha funny even though im a chic
17:50 PST 5/18/04
Sheila:
WELL ALRI'GHT!!!!
14:53 PST 4/1/04
Malemute:
ANY woman that reads can also think!
18:49 PST 3/28/04
me:
WHATEVER!
20:20 PST 2/18/04
mr.been:
great very scientific
7:05 PST 1/26/04
cat6:
this is soooo true!
16:53 PST 1/24/04
henro:
a woman can also think! ha ha ha
12:40 PST 1/20/04
kestrel:
i have kitty
17:03 PST 1/15/04
Sebold:
They could have shorted this joke down to, A woman was in a boat and men get slammed.
0:30 PST 1/14/04
milebrbe:
YOU MAY NOT THINK ITS FUNNY BUT ITS TRUE!!! DON'T MESS WITH WOMEN!
12:21 PST 1/13/04
muskrat:
hahahahahahahahahaha that aint funny
3:22 PST 1/13/04
ROHO::
UMM,; Aaah, what would we do without the nitpickers. A simple variable to the solution of your problem for you umm, when you see my posts SKIP OVER THEM!
0:21 PST 1/13/04
amy2:
umm, i wish i could but i don't have a computer!
19:45 PST 1/12/04
kitty:
any1 got msn messenger?
18:36 PST 1/12/04
umm,:
HEY roho, and amy2, MSN MESSENGER! have your gd conversations there.
18:02 PST 1/12/04
kestrel:
nice one!thinking women! lmao what will they think of next?
16:04 PST 1/12/04
ROHO::
AMY2; Give him time. I've learned to laugh at myself for the "what was I thinkin" stuff I've pulled! No that wasn't me on the Leggos page. I disliked that one and only made a few entries on it having not been back to it since. Thanks for the tip. I'm not like that. I'll go back and defend my nick.
14:03 PST 1/12/04
amy2:
hey ROHO, i was wondering if that was the reason, thankyou. oh ROHO, you should have seen his frustrated face trying to ram the thing in about 4 different times, po0r thing! i still haven't laughed about it infront of him though, i will wait a couple more days. p.s., is that you on the lego pic?
9:51 PST 1/12/04
ROHO::
AMY2; At the risk of being called a lecturer all I can offer is this. It is a medical fact the stomach draws blood from the rest of the body(including the brain)to digest food. It starts drawing BEFORE you eat and causes you to feel sleepy afterwards. Turning the box? Chalk it up to your I.Q. Hon
6:29 PST 1/12/04
amy2:
ROHO; hi, i understand the '2 head, one brain' theory but i was wondering if you could tell me why my man acts 'slower then usual' when he is hungry? today he was mad when he couldn't fit the double long pizza box through the door, i had to tell him to turn it sideways! 
21:07 PST 1/11/04
steph:
i dnt get it it not funny
13:29 PST 1/11/04
ROHO::
Conan O'Brien QUOTE; "A study in the Wahington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study.'Duuh!'" 
8:23 PST 1/11/04
Doug:
She didn't really have to be a reader to be able to stick a mullet in his gullet. Women have always been smarter than men, which isn't so hard, really. We in general are just stronger, but still stupid.
21:53 PST 1/10/04
ROHO::
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!Alrighty then!! Thank you! Your being PECTORALLY SUPERIOR, your an~alysis has saved me much anguish. I'm forever in your debt.
10:50 PST 1/10/04
Dollbaby:
ROHO: I never misunderstand you !!! You were merely daz.zled you with my "attributes" !!! After all, I know how you like to keep up with current events, I was just trying to keep you ABREAST OF THINGS !!! 
7:14 PST 1/10/04
ROHO::
SNOWMAN; Thank you for nitpicking your way through my nearly spotless record of trying to add a little humor on EFP. I have nothing against Waterfall. We have a type of humor between us you wouldn't understand. And the God thing was a quote from Robin Williams...take it up with him. I just have fun.
5:19 PST 1/10/04
kisses:
cute
3:32 PST 1/10/04
Snowman:
Waterfall, ROHO has a habit of accusing others of having issues, especially females. Watch out he may throw another fit/temper tantrum or worse yet threaten not to talk to girls anymore. He can dish /it out but he can't take it. Now he is even blaming God. NOT funny! Keep posting Waterfall!
20:05 PST 1/9/04
sheff:
glad i dont live where wterfall lives...i like men to be MEN hehehe 
15:37 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
Hi DOLLBABY. Please don't misunderstand me, I'm still in a daze over the straps on that red bra.
WATERFALL is a good lady and has told me she thinks I'm weird is all. I've NEVER professed men as all knowing. I look for and expect nothing but intelligent women that we might SHARE our lives together.
11:37 PST 1/9/04
Dollbaby:
To ROHO,Rob,Frosty,Bob,etc. AWWWW, please cheer up, you charming, handsome hunks ! We gals just couldn't live without you wonderful men in our lives !!! Besides, who else would there be to nag at ???
waterfall: Way to go ! My Hubby has to ask ME info. about our P.C. !!! 
10:12 PST 1/9/04
moggie:
If you find me with my head stuck in a book and hear funny noises coming from within it will be me snoringzzz it happens when i read
anything for more than 1or2 hours
even when iam on the puter zzzzz
i have to keep going for a smoke or a drink and a walk around to wake myself up zzzzz
2:27 PST 1/9/04
Lisa:
The comments were better than the joke itself. Thanks you "guys" for the laughs. I needed that and to the comment about cuddling up to someone, I myself really enjoy cuddling up next to a man!! 
0:47 PST 1/9/04
Tiffany:
i am woman.... HEAR ME ROAR!!!!
23:15 PST 1/8/04
4ever:
women rule

22:42 PST 1/8/04
bluetigerkitty:
I love this joke purely because it shows how a woman can be smart enough to outwit a stupid male lol!
22:19 PST 1/8/04
cindy:
Kind of dorky...but cute
21:13 PST 1/8/04
ROSE BEASLEY:
NEVER MESS WITH A READER.
16:57 PST 1/8/04
K .HALL:
I have a life so therefore I did not have anytime to read it 1
15:30 PST 1/8/04
ROHO::
Aww, WATERFALL. I see my humor(?) is lost on you. However if you feel the need to take issue with someone, I suggest contacting the person who wrote the moral. IE. "She MAY also be able to think." Not very complimentary.
15:20 PST 1/8/04
snowflake:
Women ARE better than men. Duh
15:20 PST 1/8/04
Bob:
Just another was of women saying that they are better than men...
14:49 PST 1/8/04
waterfall:
You tell 'em, Dollbaby! By the way, ROHO, the last time anyone screamed about a mouse in my experience, it was a man, and I had to catch the po/or thing and put it outside! Where I live, it's the men who stand on chairs, screaming, EEEEK! A THOUGHT! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
14:43 PST 1/8/04
ROHO::
Aww, c'mon girls. Lay off of us guys for cryin' out loud. It's all God's fault anyway. He designed men with two heads and only enough blood supply to run one of them at a time!
~~ FROSTY; The facts given Dollbaby are reasons they can stand on a chair and scream, EEEEEEK! A MOUSE!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
12:30 PST 1/8/04
iiuy:
hi
11:39 PST 1/8/04
Beadazle:
The Moral of the story is "Women can bluff just as good as men". 
11:16 PST 1/8/04
Frosty:
Hey Dollbaby, is this why women get headaches so often? It's nice to know you think about us with both barrels though. Thank you.
11:00 PST 1/8/04
Dollbaby:
It is a known fact that, in any difficult situation, women are able to think, reason and use their intuition MUCH better than men !!! WHY ? Because they think with both hemispheres of their brain !!! ENOUGH SAID GUYS ??? ( I can hardly wait to hear all the flak from a certain ROHO, hee hee ) 
10:42 PST 1/8/04
pawprints:
Women can think better than men because God wanted us to be able to help you guys out when you had a brain freeze.
9:11 PST 1/8/04
Debbie:
i thought it was ok
9:09 PST 1/8/04
Rob :
Thank you frosty!! I think CARISUSIEQ didn't quite understand some of the finer subtleties of the humour on display here. Someone should explain the use of irony to (I presume) her. Bet she's fit.
8:54 PST 1/8/04
litllady:
touche'
8:35 PST 1/8/04
Frosty:
carisusieq, This may be true, but men give women something to think, read and write about. I don't know how long Rob and ROHO have been on this earth, but wherever they're from it must be one fun place. Sometimes it's great to be a guy!
8:09 PST 1/8/04
carisusieq:
Women have been better thinkers, readers, writers, etc., for a lot longer that the two of you have been on this earth.
7:30 PST 1/8/04
ROHO::
Yeah, whaddaya mean SHEFF? I don't have to work by choice and I'm not cozying up to 'em. (But if there's anything in this world I want to cozy up to or next to, it's a woman!!!)

6:56 PST 1/8/04
camaroguy:
Typical woman in today's society,want to know what's wrong with the country today,you just read some of it.
6:31 PST 1/8/04
Rob :
What do you mean SHEFF!!!! This IS my day job. I get a whole 99p per pun. So far i've earned myself nearly a fiver in 3 months.
5:28 PST 1/8/04
sheff:
l like this one
) Rob, Roho? great double act hehehe, but dont give up the day job ;0)
4:25 PST 1/8/04
bouncingcrazy:
am i thick coz i didn't get that
3:40 PST 1/8/04
Rob :
ROHO, your words are the gold plated truth. As for the women, i have nothing but the upmost respect for their ability to rise above the male orientated bigotry and small mindedness. Oh and some of them are pretty little darlings too 
3:25 PST 1/8/04
ROHO::
I agree ROB. But and that theory applies to both se xs. Oh, and don't worry yourself any on an invitation to the girls for insults on men. They do that, c um laude, very well all by themselves...and with a VEANGENCE!! The only difference is their's is called "having fun", ours is called "se xism."
3:17 PST 1/8/04
Rob :
Thx ROHO, in my experience it's the women who read about thinking are the ones you need to watch. Or is it think about reading ~ i can never remember it correctly.
Gosh i hope the lovely ladies take this in good spirit. Girls you can insult my gender anytime!!!!! 
2:43 PST 1/8/04
ROHO::
LOL ROB!! That's funny!~~ Question about the moral of the story...I always thought women could think whether they were reading or not!
~~ I've heard this one before, by the way.
1:47 PST 1/8/04
Rob :
Speaking of reading, i read about the horrors of drinking this morning..........Scared the sh~it out of me. I'm never going to read again!!!!!!!!
1:17 PST 1/8/04
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