Al Coholic:
mmm se~xy
7:15 PST 2/4/04
amy2:
Red; good advice...
18:52 PST 2/1/04
Red:
Too right an eye for an eye isn't right! I think however that if someone really believes in something they have a right to say so, but not to slander others! Everyone is allowed their opinion, whether right or not.
17:46 PST 2/1/04
Fred:
You go Johnny! It amuses me that people being nasty to others are doing the exact same thing they are upping the person for. You know an eye for an eye that isn't right you know!
22:01 PST 1/30/04
johnny:
teacher, dont let these psudowannabee intelectuals bug you.they are human trash.
22:03 PST 1/26/04
prettytasty:
lol 
7:52 PST 1/25/04
cstrelks:
i dont like this....its gross
15:24 PST 1/24/04
brittany:
haha funny
16:57 PST 1/22/04
hotgirl:
this is funny
14:27 PST 1/22/04
MeMe:
We all make spelling mistakes in a hurry, Teachers mistake is a simple mis placing of letters, as the s is Australian spelling and z is American spelling. But why can't everyone be as nice as this when correcting people???
20:30 PST 1/21/04
LPSQUISHA:
hey teacher, you spelled apologized wrong, babe
11:38 PST 1/21/04
hobie:
do you think his bum got stuck on it?
19:17 PST 1/17/04
SICK OF YOU:
I seldom post. Peaches is the poster I stand most in awe of. She made an impression on me a long, long time ago with her unique way of handling sticky situations and I have tried to learn from her. I haven't mastered it yet. I often see others emulating her style too. Many many months ago I read where she suggested to someone griping to just scroll past her post. Since that time I have heard it repeated by many others. I intend to follow her advice now and scroll past any further posts you leave Teacher. The game you play is ridiculous. I agree with the others who say you need mental help. You are sick and you aren't doing any research. You are playing a pathetic game. Also I can get an Australia email address or UK, USA, Indian or Canadian anywhere online. I don't have to live there. If you want attention learn a good way to do it like Peaches, Rob and ROHO do. They didn't beg for attention, they just got and earned it because of their personalities. No more Teacher posts will be read by me! NONE!
9:19 PST 1/15/04
Teacher:
everyone especially those who have said awful things to me. I am a human behaviour lecturer/researcher at an Australian university and I have been using this site to research. There is a pattern in what I have done. And some of you have picked it out. Firstly I said awful things then aplolgised for
18:54 PST 1/14/04
susie :
Well now we know what the Osborne's got in their stockings at Christmas.
3:21 PST 1/11/04
bomboclot:
simply stupid
3:49 PST 1/9/04
Poesser:
HO,HO,Ho!
2:49 PST 1/9/04
stacey :
thats bloody discusting for an old man
2:05 PST 1/9/04
sxy:
perverted...yeah..you out there....do that to yourself...out in public...you unshameful hobbit.....would you show your children this? you perverted soul needing guidance
3:34 PST 1/8/04
unnerved:
is that what he left me?
22:57 PST 1/7/04
hottcheerleader:
OMG!! thats just wrong!! lol
13:48 PST 1/7/04
POISONOAK:
OK NOW I GET he LEFT A CHRISTMAS
L.O.G.
17:57 PST 1/6/04
camaroguy:
Much too cold here in Ohio to be
doing that there.If he did he'd be
singing tenor in the morning
14:10 PST 1/6/04
nikita:
dxfsdrgdsfg
13:38 PST 1/6/04
nikki:
saw it before it's still the same
9:53 PST 1/6/04
LdyV :
Thats too much for me...lol
7:18 PST 1/6/04
Doug:
One rule is life is: Don't look up a chimney. Like the old Boy Scout ditty, "Oh little bird up in the sky, That drops small specks into my eye, How glad am I that cows can't fly!"
6:31 PST 1/6/04
jock:
darn them currys lol would have sounded better with da mn
5:21 PST 1/6/04
glitters:
I just checked this out and I never would've thunk it. HA!HA!
22:46 PST 1/5/04
angellovr:
YAY!! we will all be able to chat again soon! Miss all you guys!
11:42 PST 1/5/04
Brandy:
haha
4:41 PST 1/5/04
Teacher:
YAY!!! There will be new stuff soon, as I read on my email!!! Oh well we all deserve a holiday hey??? Have a good one while it lasts (if you are still on holiday, anyway).
18:34 PST 1/3/04
i luv josh k.:
so thats why.... hmmmm..he left his playboy at my house.....
12:53 PST 1/3/04
Teacher:
I was really hoping that there would be something new today too. Well lets hope for tommorrow... If not soon I am sure...
2:07 PST 1/3/04
amy2:
Frosty; So clever! well, i must say that was worth the wait!! i'm still smiling, thank you so much, we will wait together then!
23:37 PST 1/2/04
Frosty:
Howdy Amy2, with still nothing new. I'm sitting here twiddling, with nothing new too. I wish they would hurry, and set a new stage. I can't sit much longer, I'm getting up in age. If I keel over, and land on by board. Just send me my E mails, in care of The Lord.
22:57 PST 1/2/04
amy2:
still nothing new...............
19:44 PST 1/2/04
moggie:
Hi Di Ho!!! i think my email site has gone into the twilight zone this is the last EFP i received from your site Please don't send me off into cyber space COME BACK E F P i Promise to be a GOOD LITTLE MOGGIE, smooches around imaginary legs, Puuuurrrr Puuuurrr Meeeooooowwwww
23:03 PST 1/1/04
lysha:
funny!!
19:26 PST 12/31/03
taz:
wasup
17:01 PST 12/30/03
nikki:
barrow a BRoom santa!
11:39 PST 12/30/03
aznpride4840:
dat waz madd stupid
0:46 PST 12/30/03
LimpBizkit483:
Thats not Funny but yet it is u no wut i mean every1?
16:22 PST 12/29/03
paperhog2003:
the cartoon ones are funnier than this
15:45 PST 12/29/03
Gaufrette:
children should just not give him so many things to eat and drink. mabe some naughty kid took a vengeance. Il a bien raision le pauvre!!
10:11 PST 12/29/03
marina:
i don't thik tat the kids are going to be srprized when they see his rear
10:10 PST 12/29/03
lovegirl:
the real naughty peple are gna get some f his in ther eye...i mean pissssss
10:05 PST 12/29/03
MTYSIS:
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
9:47 PST 12/29/03
heleana:
Hey Saddam, I hope your mouth is open to where Santa's rear end is!
8:49 PST 12/29/03
jim:
good god don't look up.....u will get a eye full ah ahahahah...oh
3:41 PST 12/28/03
Dollbaby:
BUBBA GUMP: I wish ya'll a HAPPY NEW YEAR ! Now don't you forgit to eat some "Hoppin' John" for good luck ! That's black=eye.d peas an' rice, (or potatoes, mine is with rice) an' ALWAYS think kindly of lil' ole me, ya' hear ??? 
3:11 PST 12/28/03
No:
It is spelled diarrhea...... look it up! DOCTOR IS RIGHT!
20:44 PST 12/27/03
beastmstr2000:
i know i aske 4 a lot of chit but this is crazy!!!!
18:30 PST 12/27/03
kendra:
if this happened to me santa would be dead god if i were bad he could of gave me a bag or coal or so
16:01 PST 12/27/03
rascal:
it is spelt diarrhoea
14:37 PST 12/27/03
bouncingcrazy:
i agree with Saddam Hussain!!!
14:30 PST 12/27/03
DOCTOR:
It is spelled diarrhea.
10:39 PST 12/27/03
little1771:
f4ck!ng hilarius
3:17 PST 12/27/03
Christmas lover:
Why would you want to call youself Suddam Hussain (I mean if you are not him really)? Oh well each to their own I guess. Good attempt at spelling ^w!eRdo^ I think it is spelt Diahora, but a e before the a (I can't do it because it spells a bad thing hor and e, dumb thing) something like that anyway.
23:43 PST 12/26/03
Spree:
lol
19:53 PST 12/26/03
Belinda:
This is not a very nice Christmas photo! Be kind, and Santa will be kind to you.
18:19 PST 12/26/03
^w!eRd0^:
hope he doesn't have diaria
8:50 PST 12/26/03
Saddam Hussain:
i hope it's the chimney of the White House... anyway Merry Cristmas to ALL
1:12 PST 12/26/03
Bob:
EWWW!!! Dont want that comin down my chimney!!
17:27 PST 12/25/03
jonnyboy:
sh.t happens
12:37 PST 12/25/03
Fred::
sure hope the damper is open,otherwise it will take a long time to find the smell
11:45 PST 12/25/03
Bekola:
he has to do it somewhere...what do expect to knock on your door?
10:08 PST 12/25/03
freebabe:
this wasted my time. !!!!
8:16 PST 12/25/03
paul:
why is santa po.oing? anyway Merry Xmas to everybody
8:15 PST 12/25/03
davo:
This is Santas way of saying," I hope you like it, I made it myself!!" Merry Christmas and God Bless, everyone!
6:56 PST 12/25/03
Sparky:
That's what sometime people think they get for a Christmas gift, sh.. and Santa is saying it, just with his picture. 
6:06 PST 12/25/03
HJ:
Happy Birthday Summer.
4:41 PST 12/25/03
kiev:
when you're always busy flyin' up there, during emergency's only chimneyholes are comfortable enough. and they come in handy, almost every roof.
4:29 PST 12/25/03
moggie:
probably all those brownies and milk he ate while delivering all those pressies / its all nice and peacefull now that our day is almost over hohohohohoho in Aussie land
3:37 PST 12/25/03
a chick:
gross
0:47 PST 12/25/03
INSANEGURLIE:
YOU KNOW IF THERE WERENT SOME LAWS AGAINST IT .... I WAS GONNA SHEET IN A BOX AND SEND IT TO MY EX. JUST TO LET HIM KNOW WHAT I THINK OF HIM.
23:48 PST 12/24/03
summer:
it is now 12:45 p.m on christmas day......and its my birthday!!! merry christmas every1
22:00 PST 12/24/03
Darcy:
that is just gross~~~~~~~what to whish everyone a very merry christmas and a happy new year!!!
21:59 PST 12/24/03
HJ:
Some people can be sick. Remember the true meaning of Christmas this holiday season. The birth of Jesus our king.
21:33 PST 12/24/03
draven:
Maybe I should apologize to the Store Clerk for getting her fired....after all it is the season for giving right?
21:08 PST 12/24/03
Peanutbuter:
man i thought that was my dog.....
20:08 PST 12/24/03
POISONOAK:
NOW THATS A REAL beard and IS THAT
2PLY Merry Christmas to all. LOVE
ALL YOUR COMMENTS
20:00 PST 12/24/03
heleana:
LOVE IT! I hope he have a BIG case of the smelly runs!
19:33 PST 12/24/03
DisasterStrike:
Glad I dont have a fireplace!
19:21 PST 12/24/03
skeptic gurl:
thats good, i hope i was good enough not to get doo in my stocking 
18:52 PST 12/24/03
rustam:
It's cuuuttee, MERRY X'MAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR '04 AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
17:16 PST 12/24/03
Janice:
Dahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!What does she mean she does'nt get it ?she has to be a blond?? That's exactly The way I see it............
16:14 PST 12/24/03
Jan:
Cute. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone!!
15:18 PST 12/24/03
spacey :
thats different heard of snowman p00p but not santa p00
15:12 PST 12/24/03
Ms.Santa Causa :
Ol' Kris Kringle needs to send more of what he's got right there down to Latinoamerica!
15:10 PST 12/24/03
kp:
HAHA ITS CHRISTMAS EVE MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
14:21 PST 12/24/03
Damon:
hahahaha
13:34 PST 12/24/03
angellovr:
TO ALL: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A SAFE HEALTHY PROSPEROUS PEACE FILLED NEW YEAR!!!
12:45 PST 12/24/03
cheerfulme2003:
i like that
12:40 PST 12/24/03
Beadazle:
Hmmmmmm Is that robin leach in that costume,sure looks like it to me hahaha. Merry Christmas everyone here and around the world!
11:28 PST 12/24/03
just me:
soooo cute
10:28 PST 12/24/03
Mr me :
never trust a santa!
10:17 PST 12/24/03
Hottie 1 2 3 4:
Stupid
10:03 PST 12/24/03
CHRISTIH:
this is fuuny! merry christmas everyone and a happy new year!:d
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9:59 PST 12/24/03
amy2:
appearently some people think about 'relations' when they see santa making a doo, yuck! Merry Christmas to all the happy, funny, and mentally sound posters!
9:51 PST 12/24/03
lovesJ:
Let's hope no one is cleaning the chimney right now!~~~~~Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ya'll!
9:01 PST 12/24/03
ROHO::
The only thing that would make this a better pic is if sic pride were underneath Santa!~~~~~I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE HERE ALL THE JOYS OF A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY BRIGHT NEW YEAR!!! GOD BLESS.
8:52 PST 12/24/03
STEPH:
thats pathetic
8:36 PST 12/24/03
sugarkookie:
that is too funny. i have been good all year so i don't have to worry about a lump of something for christmas.becuz i have been an angel all year. Merrry Christmas everyone and Happy New Year 2004
7:59 PST 12/24/03
Foxey196469696:
HE!HE!HE!Man hope no one is bilding a fire.Sant Nick would get a got back side!
7:50 PST 12/24/03
carny:
i dont like this one as good as the other ones.. yes i like the santa slingshot and the sants dance them ones are ok
7:47 PST 12/24/03
7:20 PST 12/24/03
CAM:
IT WON'T BE A LUMP OF COLE IN YOUR STOCKING THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:16 PST 12/24/03
ALUCARD:
Wateva: Moms have been know to stretch the truth about their children and by the way It's usually the guy who will ask out the girl!!!
7:05 PST 12/24/03
knob creep.:
Santa is copying kid rock fron the vh1 special.
7:00 PST 12/24/03
babydoll:
WTF!! that's stupid.....
boring!!!!!.........
6:48 PST 12/24/03
Sara:
I don't get it?
6:34 PST 12/24/03
wateva:
my icq no. is 2 6 6166662. mum says i toogood looking.. no gals dare to ask me out. so any gal out there du be shy. thats my icq no.
6:33 PST 12/24/03
BILL:
now thats a out house
6:04 PST 12/24/03
Bob Pearson:
My Little One
5:48 PST 12/24/03
Pitman:
Does any one have any liquid cork?
5:38 PST 12/24/03
Rob::
I have no time for someone who thinks Santa needs to slick the inside of the chimney CAMAROGUY. Now go and cry to any friends i doubt you have. Merry Xmas Tiny.
4:54 PST 12/24/03
elvis:
he does come down the chimney! but where is the magazine
4:49 PST 12/24/03
Simon Hurst:
i think it is a total load of shi! have any of ya tried tried santa sling shot thats kewl
4:42 PST 12/24/03
camaroguy:
I think he had to get the sides of
the chimney slick so he could slide down
4:30 PST 12/24/03
Chele:
LMAO....Yup...that's certainly one way to tell!!
4:17 PST 12/24/03
Sladjana:
Jadan deda koji kaki u dimnjak jer sta drugo moze i da ponudi sem govana.a mozda se negde i prejeo pa se prosro
3:57 PST 12/24/03
swamp fox:
I heard that Santa came down the chimney once a year but I never knew he sh~it also.
3:34 PST 12/24/03
Ma:
I wonder if he ate good reindeer meat? That really stinks!
2:50 PST 12/24/03
meka:
ewwww gross not very christmasy
1:48 PST 12/24/03
Dollbaby:
SANTA PLEASE !!! It's Christmas Eve !!! You have to hurry, children are waiting for their presents !!! It's just not the time to do a CORPORAL work of mercy !!!
1:25 PST 12/24/03
dark wizard:
This is really smelly
0:37 PST 12/24/03
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