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heleana: Dill doe is nice but we women prefer the "REAL" thing. Preferably from a RICH Chip n Dale!
19:49 PST 12/24/03
badboy: I eat my peaches with whipped cream...how about it peaches?
13:55 PST 12/24/03
Beadazle: Hey Peaches the info on the caribou deer was a thoughtful gesture and i'm sure many people in here didn't know that a rein deer is actualy the caribou deer. I also think it is nice when people teach other's about something we might not know about. So to you and everyone else Merry Christmas.
11:49 PST 12/24/03
ADULT: TXWIDEOUT, YOU ARE WRONG! GO TO THE SITE PEACHES DIRECTED YOU TO BELOW AND READ ABOUT REINDEER. THEY ARE DIFFERENT THAN MOST OTHER TYPES OF DEER. OR SIMPLER YET, READ HER QUOTES FROM THOSE SITES BELOW! PEACHES! INTERESTING FACTS THANKS!
10:39 PST 12/24/03
HotBiBabe: OMFG do you all have to be so focking technical...it's a dam.n joke!!! UR all so stupid!! Oh, and peaches, need a prozac?? Like anyone gives a sh1.t about all that c.rap you wrote.
10:34 PST 12/24/03
TXwideout: Im sorry but female reindeer do NOT have antlers, oh and by the way thats what they're called, not horns lol
10:08 PST 12/24/03
Doe Expert: Some does have horns, some don't. I believe reindeer does do in fact have horns.
9:54 PST 12/24/03
Heath: a doe does have horns
8:11 PST 12/24/03
Raven: An actual Doe would not have horns
7:52 PST 12/24/03
Sara: wow Peaches so Santas Reindeer actually are gurls koOl
7:31 PST 12/24/03
hotbabie: omg.. dunt mess up w/ dild0z... dey r SO good. guyz.. email ima(underscore)weirdo1(at)h0tmail.c0m if ya wanna have s3x w/ me!
7:24 PST 12/24/03
mrmme: save a tree, eat a beaver
7:03 PST 12/24/03
str8man: Peaches and Rick ... thanks for the education ... I'll have to share this stuff with my children, they will love it.
6:55 PST 12/24/03
Rick: Cobra: to be honest i cant be ar s ed to read all the posts, but i did see there was a debate about it. no research was involved, i'm just full of usles cr a p
6:28 PST 12/24/03
Cobra: Interesting facts Peaches! Thanx for the research even if it wasn't fun for you. It did set the record straight though! Yo Rick! Peaches stated that already, but I agree with you. I don't see why ROHO would be pissed off about that, so stay cool!
22:13 PST 12/23/03
Frank: No comment
21:15 PST 12/23/03
ur mum: thAT IS SO RETARDED COME ON A DILL DOE
18:46 PST 12/23/03
Hossam Hamed: Merry Chrismas
13:48 PST 12/23/03
Gaufrette: that was reallly stupid!!
12:55 PST 12/23/03
cherry24: that was RETARDED !!!!!!!!!!!!
12:41 PST 12/23/03
Rick: interesting fact. in the winter months male deer loose their antlers, and only the female deer keep them. therefore all of santa's raindeer are female.
11:43 PST 12/23/03
featherwood: Who cares!
9:08 PST 12/23/03
ME: PHA Q
22:13 PST 12/22/03
Shawna: that was pretty funny
11:34 PST 12/21/03
Peaches: ROHO, I am confused as to why you thought I was upset with you, so I went looking...is this what you are referring to? IF SO, I want to apologize to you and make it very clear so that you know the ONLY reason I researched this was because I knew YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT BOTH SE~XES OF REINDEER HAVING ANTLERS!!! I felt defensive toward you when I read some comments posted below, and I grew weary of people repeatedly stating that female reindeer didn't have antlers when they do! I am definitely not upset with you, and I am sorry you thought I was! I enjoy our silly but fun discussions a lot ROHO, and would miss them if we stopped!
2:44 PST 12/20/03
Simon: Total rubbish to me
1:17 PST 12/20/03
Peaches: Ok, I grew weary about the debate on antlers~horns. If you are NOT interested IGNORE THIS POST! In my state we have "Reindeer Ranch Operation Santa Claus", which is the world's largest commercial Reindeer Ranch, and I have visited it many times. Male and female REINDEER BOTH have ANTLERS. I also know that mule deer & black~tail & white~tailed does etc. do NOT have HORNS. I just researched (and it was not fun) the rest because I doubted some would believe me or take my word for it. Caribou I looked up in the dictionary which says it is "ANY OF SEVERAL LARGE NORTH AMERICAN DEER HAVING ANTLERS PROTRUDING FORWARD IN BOTH SE~XES."~~~ REINDEER definition said, "A EUROPEAN FORM OF CARIBOU OFTEN DOMESTICATED." So I looked further and found, ""Reindeer are different from other species of deer in that both females and males have antlers"~~~AND~~~ " Reindeer males are antlerless from November to April, and the females during May and June. This means that, unless Santa has additional special powers, all of his magical reindeer are really females." ~~~AND,~~~ "Called caribou in North America, they range freely over Alaska, Canada and Greenland. In Eurasia, where they are called reindeer...." ~~~ AND,~~~ "There are certain types of deer, notably the caribou reindeer.htm, or reindeer (same thing...reindeer being Eurasian)" ~~~ SITES~~~ http://www.chaffeezoo.org/animals/reindeer htm & http://www.chaffeezoo.org/animals/antlers.html
21:56 PST 12/19/03
ROHO:: DOLLBABY; Those are speed bumps! (i.e. hu~mp bumps) Don't wanna get a fire goin' in the ol' forest down there now do we?
14:54 PST 12/19/03
amy 2: angellovr: i agree with you and laugh with you as well....after seeing this joke, i needed a laugh! happy holidays! LadyDi: makes you wonder eh? (yes i'm from Canada)
12:59 PST 12/19/03
Naky: I thought it was hilarious. Good Humor.
8:27 PST 12/19/03
Funny Gurl 101: huh
22:39 PST 12/18/03
LadyDi: So, Santa gave Mrs. Claus a FEMALE Dill Doe? Hummmm....what was he thinking?
22:04 PST 12/18/03
Oh, no!!!!: that is just wrong!!! well at least santa knows how to spi.ce things up.
20:51 PST 12/18/03
kimmy: stupid
19:37 PST 12/18/03
fock: hahahahahaha not
19:03 PST 12/18/03
lynnb: SO! To get back to the subject in hand...MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone,and have a safe and happy NEW YEAR
14:33 PST 12/18/03
ROHO:: KATLIN;Ooh, so during the Spring Festival in Fairbanks, they round up a bunch of caribou, remame them reindeer, tie sleds behind them and race with them. NOT! Their color and antler structure is different than a caribou and they aren't much taller than a Shetland pony! I talked to owners of 'em!!
12:56 PST 12/18/03
Naughty!!!: OMG to F'n funnyyyyyyyy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
11:50 PST 12/18/03
Dollbaby: All I can say is, if they use THAT dill doe, they'd have A BUMPY ROAD TO TRAVEL !!!
10:58 PST 12/18/03
millie : HI! hope you like this one.
10:43 PST 12/18/03
rach: cool lol
9:25 PST 12/18/03
CHERYL: This has definately been the best yet! Love it!!!!
7:31 PST 12/18/03
KATLIN: hey roho um in alaska you must have seen carabou because female deer dont have antlers
5:25 PST 12/18/03
marice: ya right!
4:44 PST 12/18/03
moggie: doe a deer a female deer Mrs C. will have alot of fun this year she got a do it your self kit and now she has a grin fron ear to ear. Its lovely and firm and don't sag in the middle and all day you can hear Mrs C giggle Oh what fun when Mrs C's cat has a fiddle Ahhh so dillightfully she plays!!!!!
2:47 PST 12/18/03
ROHO:: Those of you who have gotten your underwear in a knot over the antlers (horns) of a cartoon drawing, let me shed some light. While I was in Alaska BOTH female AND male reindeer had antlers. I was close enough to almost touch them, there is NO mistake!
0:40 PST 12/18/03
Frosty: This one is Great! Why are so many hung up on the horns? I'll bet Froyd would know...could it be something like... focusing on a single point to hide those genger specific insecurities caused by ones mother?
23:22 PST 12/17/03
john doe: It appears that the individual that thought up this has a gender problem. A DOE DOES NOT HAVE ANTLERS
22:03 PST 12/17/03
heleana: Hey mean 1 mr grin, your poem is awesome! By the way, Santa should be with a brunette, we have beauty and brains!
21:46 PST 12/17/03
krystynaca: Santa turned Rudolf (notice the red nose) into a dil/do? That cannot be good. Who will guide his sleigh on Christmas?
21:41 PST 12/17/03
CharlieDj: ROFLMFAO at MEAN 1 MR GRIN!!! You guys' comments were DILLightful! Guess is Mrs. Claus is using the DILLDOE then Santa will be je~rkin his gerkin? what a shame...no more elves i guess.
21:32 PST 12/17/03
GA PEACH: Who made this up????
19:00 PST 12/17/03
waterfall: OMG, Mr Grin!ROFLMAO!!!
18:51 PST 12/17/03
swamp fox: thanks Santa; Now my wife wants one
18:42 PST 12/17/03
BB MayerSwann: Hi JoniVee....Are the children all snuggled in their gown, yet? It's almost here, isn't it? I just wanted to say hi, and I love you, BB
18:18 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD: THAT'S JUST REINDEER FEMALES THAT HAVE THE ANTLERS DURING A CERTAIN SEASON OF THE YEAR.
18:08 PST 12/17/03
ODDCHILD: no, does do not have antlers, whoever made this had too much time on their hands and must be smoking somethin
18:01 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD: Kiwihead...HAD YOU BEEN AT THE EARLIER SESSION!!!YES FEMALE (DOE) HAVE ANTLERS AT CERTAIN TIMES OF THE SEASON. THAT IS STRAIGHT FROM THE PARKS & WILDLIFE DEPT.
17:56 PST 12/17/03
kiwihead : does don't have antlers
17:51 PST 12/17/03
I\'m me: Wat did Santa say to the 3 teenagers?hoe hoe hoe
17:47 PST 12/17/03
Celeste: I didn't think doe's had antlers.
17:28 PST 12/17/03
mean 1 mr grin: Twas the night before Christmas,,, Twas the night before Christmas, Old Santa was pis~sed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little j~erks. I have a good mind to sc~rap the whole works. I've busted my as~s for da~mn near a year instead of "Thanks Santa", what do I hear? The old lady bit~ches cause I work late at night ... The elves want more money, the reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids, Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better, the as~sholes from the IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes,,, if that ain't d~amn funny, Who the h~ell ever sent Santa Claus money? And the kids these days, they are all the pits. They want the impossible, those mean little s~hits. I spent the whole year making wagons and sleds, as~sembling dolls... their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yoyo's no request for them, they want computers and robots, they think I'm IBM. If you think that's bad, just picture this, try holding these brats with their pants full of p~iss. They pull on my nose, they grab at my beard and if I don't smile the parents think that I'm weird. Flying through the air dodging the trees, falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. I'm quitting this job, there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my a~ss and collect unemployment. There's no Christmas this year and you know the reason. I found me a blonde and I'm going South for the season. "
16:57 PST 12/17/03
hotgirlzluv: funny very hilarious
16:45 PST 12/17/03
mean 1 mr grin: Letter From Santa 2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my bu/tt in bird cr/ap. On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined G/ay Liberation, and those dumba/ss Newfoundlanders have rescheduled Christmas for the 5th of February. Sincerely, Santa
16:44 PST 12/17/03
BRIANNA: boo !
16:43 PST 12/17/03
mean 1 mr grin: Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your a/ss beat at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa) Dear Santa, I really, really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please PLEASE! Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging cr/ap may work with your folks, but that stuff don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Are you by any chance related to Francis? Santa Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, You must be a major DORK. Don't you read the frea/kin' tags you little loser? All toys get made in China! I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing co/cktail waitresses as/ses, and losing all my cash at the cra/ps table. And NO you little dweeb , reindeers can't fly. But they sure taste good with A,1 sauce! Santa Dear Santa, I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Francis...FRANCIS! Who the he/ll names their kid "Francis" nowadays? How 'bout I get you a Barbie and Ken doll FRANCIS! ...hahahahahahahahaha. Tell me Francis, do you get punched in the face alot in school? hehehehehohoho Santa
16:32 PST 12/17/03
Rachel: at least mrs. clause is getting something I envy her.
16:24 PST 12/17/03
heleana: Cute, but I prefer the real thing.
15:08 PST 12/17/03
Anais Deveraux: LMAO!
14:53 PST 12/17/03
mean 1 mr grin: Through due "DILL"igence Santa Clause finally satisfied mrs. Clause...
14:51 PST 12/17/03
Bob: HAHAHA!!
14:24 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD: lynnb where you been? i thought you were gonna get on my fun facts list? I heard from jenny!
14:18 PST 12/17/03
OxNightsAngelxO: That's so cute!!! Oh god...I love it
14:14 PST 12/17/03
wicked woman : was funny
14:09 PST 12/17/03
lynnb: That joke was so Doh!!!!! Hi everyone
13:30 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD: THAT MUST BE A "CUE".CU~MBER`SOME AT THE LEAST. I WILL HAVE TO 'PRESERVE' ALL THAT AND STORE IT IN THE BACK OF MY MIND FOR A LATER DATE.
13:11 PST 12/17/03
ROHO:: PEACHES; Santa Claus had reason for choosing such a gift. His 'long' hours of work and being tired caused Mrs. Claus to start griping, putting him in a pickle! This will be a 'dill'y of pickle 'relish'ed by her! ~ALUCARD;Given the geographicals I think it would be a 'Pole'ish dill anyway!
12:55 PST 12/17/03
kisses: omg you guys are the craziest!
12:32 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD: ANGELLOVR...I THAT WAS A 'DILLY'. I THINK THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ONES I'VE READ. YOU MUST HAVE JUST PICKED IT OFF THE VINE. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
11:14 PST 12/17/03
elyse: what da heck?!!!!!!!
10:42 PST 12/17/03
Duck: I gave it a 1 because there are no 0's
10:36 PST 12/17/03
\" racedog\": this has got to be the worst one yet
10:22 PST 12/17/03
angellovr: I am not an expert at Horns~sometimes you people are too BRINEY for me! but i am not SOUR about it!
10:09 PST 12/17/03
sheff: this isnt funny
9:57 PST 12/17/03
unknown: ok! That was lame!
9:42 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD: Keep up with these comments and we will all end up in a pickle. I don't know if that would be Kosher or not.
9:12 PST 12/17/03
Peaches: Now ROHO, MR. Claus gave it to her for a present so you can't blame HER. This wasn't her idea, and she didn't know anything about it. She is upset because it presents a DILLema for her. She wants Santa's DILLigence to be directed toward her, but doesn't want to hurt his feelings by returning it.
8:19 PST 12/17/03
ALUCARD: I GUESS THAT'S ALL YOU CAN EAT UNDER A 'BUCK'. ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT HE WOULD GIVE HER THE SOUTH POLE. LISA...AFRAID YOU ARE INCORRECT REINDEER AT CERTAIN TIME OF THE YEAR HAVE ANTLER LIKE THE MALE OF THE SPECIES. SORRY!!
8:09 PST 12/17/03
BLUE402: I LOVE IT, IT MADE ME LAUGH, SO THIS IS A KEEPER
8:04 PST 12/17/03
bomboclot: stop arguing and listen to the hunter, I've been in the aboakyer festival hunt for ages so i'm an authority. honestly this kind of deer i've never met.
7:52 PST 12/17/03
Lisa: SLAYER, IM AFRAID U DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT DEER!!! FEMALE DEER DO NOT HAVE HORNS LIKE THAT !!!!
7:31 PST 12/17/03
Nia: thats your idea of a joke???
7:26 PST 12/17/03
No kiss: Truly "dill"lightful idea!
7:01 PST 12/17/03
hardcore: I like it :d
6:52 PST 12/17/03
ROHO:: A "horny" dill doe?!? My goodness Mrs. Claus, have you no shame?
6:43 PST 12/17/03
lee: not funny at all
6:41 PST 12/17/03
freebabe: what is wrong with u people. boring as!!!!
5:43 PST 12/17/03
Sissy: Not one of ur funniest .....better luck next time!
5:10 PST 12/17/03
goatman : yum yum
4:45 PST 12/17/03
knobcreep: always entertaing
4:28 PST 12/17/03
slayer: hey floyd you should know that female reindeer also grow horns and they keep them longer than the bucks
4:27 PST 12/17/03
Floyd: its a buck...Horns!!! who ever made this picture obviously don't hunt...
3:47 PST 12/17/03
Bper: what a dilly?
3:41 PST 12/17/03
ROHO:: HAH! What next? Well, obviously, it being a doe it doesn't have a 'cord' to plug in to make it operate. And I wonder if the motion is powered by a 'ball'ess bearing motor? A truly HERS Dilldoe!!
1:55 PST 12/17/03
Peaches: UHHHhhhh.....well, let's just hope that is Dill~Light to her!
0:29 PST 12/17/03
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