Extreme Funny Pictures
tasha: As if a cow would stand still for you to paint stripes as neat as that, some of you really need to get a life...its great computer graphics, and she is probably just about to be milked.
3:51 PST 5/1/04
Suraiyu: HEH...if a lion got ahold of that thing the crossbreeding would'nt end there! (THE LION): GOT MILK!!!
14:35 PST 4/27/04
chris: what a fat thing
10:49 PST 4/27/04
hey!!!!: that is so fake
8:31 PST 4/19/04
Malemute: My mommy still loves me...
14:23 PST 4/11/04
babygirl: your a mudder like no udder
21:02 PST 4/9/04
Malemute: How do you know, BE ATCH...I may look like a troll and the power to make you disappear!!!
15:48 PST 4/5/04
BE ATCH: Male mute looks like this picture and is a stinky be atch
8:29 PST 4/5/04
Malemute: "Ma!!! I need a boob job! The kids at school are making fun of my chest"!
11:00 PST 3/31/04
renee: i dont think they paint the animal its a fixed photo,, some people get to nuts
12:28 PST 3/12/04
Ooooo...: miss master, relax. Your concern is fine but paint doesn't hurt them. Likely this is photo shop edited anyway.
9:34 PST 3/2/04
William: Never a Lion around when you need one.
14:33 PST 2/25/04
miss master: i would love to get hold of the sad bas tard that paints animals. grrrr!
5:39 PST 2/24/04
gypsy: fake!!! if not po ooor cow! i mean zebra! zecow!
12:33 PST 2/23/04
Redneck: hey ya'll maybe it was just born that way??
15:19 PST 2/22/04
ihgfd: you can't interbreed a zebra and a cow, they're members of opposite species.
9:35 PST 2/7/04
jane: I think it it so stupid looking
9:53 PST 2/3/04
dadoink: i think the cow was painted that way to make us think a cow and a zebra actuallyhad it as offspring
11:54 PST 1/19/04
jonellespuppy: that is so cool
11:12 PST 1/19/04
funsister2: how cute
9:57 PST 1/16/04
DisasterStrike: In this Society everything is possible now
0:12 PST 1/16/04
Buckwheat: I'll have to get back later to see what i missed
13:45 PST 1/15/04
Gecko: stinky
2:24 PST 1/3/04
chisel: this can't be real?? is it??
18:17 PST 12/27/03
cutie10: I thought my sister was a weird, but I sure was wrong!
14:38 PST 12/23/03
joel: is this real!lmao
8:58 PST 12/22/03
moi: LOL so strange cant wait til the pigaffe comes
6:45 PST 12/20/03
Brucethemoose: that utter isn't full dummy.If it would be the cow would let some milk run.
13:54 PST 12/18/03
marina: this is nasty and mean!
18:40 PST 12/17/03
CharlieDj: Nice paint job but that cow looks as though it's in a world of pain with that utter being that full. Anyone who has delivered a child and had engorged breast would know! (like me, ouch!)
14:27 PST 12/16/03
maryjane420: hahahaha... i wonder what zebra/cow milk tastes like?
10:10 PST 12/16/03
Wayoutthere: That's outrageous amalgamation of beast and beast!
21:31 PST 12/15/03
audi: OH MY GOD ALIENS ARE INVADING ARE ANIMALS LOL
15:42 PST 12/14/03
Tiff: What the h.ell is on that "cowbra's" tail?
18:14 PST 12/13/03
eeeeeeeeeeek: omfg i didnt think people could be so crude and sick
17:28 PST 12/13/03
henry jameson: did this cow escape from prison? is that where it got its stripes?
10:10 PST 12/13/03
ladyvamp7: uhh... iz thoze real stripes? thatz nasty
23:06 PST 12/12/03
Little Neko: wtf?!
11:54 PST 12/12/03
paul: sico
9:24 PST 12/12/03
virgo: someone needs to milk that painted cow! Look at it's udders! That's really sad.
6:42 PST 12/12/03
MEL: I'm gonna throw up!
16:35 PST 12/11/03
smilingmoocow: disgusting
13:26 PST 12/11/03
ROHO:: KAT; This breed is very fair. It has two choclate milk spigots on the left and two white milk ones on the right. The white and dark stripes are where the Lite and regular meats are. The Lite contains less fat while the dark is for...well, we ain't exactly on Weight Watchers, if you know what I mean!
21:30 PST 12/10/03
Kit: So would this thing give you white milk, or chocolate? Hmmmm. I'd be kind of leary about any milk or meat coming from this thing. Merry Christmas all.
18:08 PST 12/10/03
bluesman: I think I've seen just bout everything..but I aint seen no elephant fly
9:04 PST 12/10/03
Rob:: Hi AngelLover: thanks for the message: Have a fantastic Xmas and New Year yourself. CHEERS!!!
3:27 PST 12/10/03
Bovine: Equine semen into bovine would be destroy/ed and could NOT produce this offspring. This is EXCELLENT computer graphics! This cow is currently being milked, so it has already given birth. halliwellsista, your inaccurate comments towards these wonderful people posting here are uncalled for!
22:16 PST 12/9/03
halliwellsista: it's pregnant!god!people get smart!
17:58 PST 12/9/03
hotgirlzluv: grosssssssssss
17:29 PST 12/9/03
ChrisJH: yech that's kindof disgusting
16:29 PST 12/9/03
Peaches: HI angellovr!!! Thanks sooo much for taking the time to tell us that! It makes me happy to hear you say it! Hope you have a wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year too! People like you make this site so much more enjoyable to be on, so thanks back at you!
15:50 PST 12/9/03
valerie shaw : this is a good one keep them coming i enjoy them all.val
14:43 PST 12/9/03
pasty: I jus love your funnies, i really got a kick out of farting santa
12:08 PST 12/9/03
ROHORHOHO:: ANGELLOVER; Thanks for your kind words. It is with a sense of selfishness on my part in the fact that it is the self~gratification I get when I can make people smile. The world seems a much better place for all. Merry Christmas to you too, Sweety,and may the coming year bring all good things.
11:53 PST 12/9/03
Beadazle: Hmm they realy did it with a horse and zebra but they gonna have to convince me that is not done with computer graphics. Hmmm striped milk anyone?
10:54 PST 12/9/03
angellovr: ALUCARD, PEACHES, ROB & HOHO~I MEAN ROHO; HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER YOU HAVE GIVEN US AND ALL THE SIDE ACHES TOO!
10:34 PST 12/9/03
Geeve: Hows the milk???
6:07 PST 12/9/03
Why why: feel like vomiting!X
3:42 PST 12/9/03
ROHO:: ALUCARD; All right then. If there's no kidding, I was just googing off.
1:02 PST 12/9/03
Peaches: I was feeling MOOdy,so we decided to go to the MOOvies.It was a MOOnlit night. We listened to the MOOdy Blues on the radio.My date doesn't like them so he about had a COW until I made CALF~eyes at him & messed up his hair..he has a cute little COW~lick!Bubba Gump was there sipping a little MOOnshine
0:22 PST 12/9/03
numberone: Good comments....brought tears to my eyes....lol
22:32 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: NO KIDDING
22:28 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: ALUCARD; Not that your telling me WAAAAAAAAAAY more than I need to know or anything, but I was just........joking?
22:23 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: ROHO...THEY DON'T LET THE BULL DO A HOOF JOB ANY MORE. A METAL PROBE IS INSERTED IN THE ANUS,NO NOT ANGUS. ANUS...OR IT COULD BE AN ANGUS ANUS. ANYWAY, IT HAS TO REACH THE PROSTATE THEN THE HIT IT WITH AN ELECTRICAL AND THE BULL EMPTIES INTO THE CONTAINER. HUGH HEIFER WOULDN'T EVEN DO THAT.
22:00 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: ALUCARD; I've only seen it done one time. They sent this bull into a small stall with a copy of Playcow and Pentbarn and a fine gallon bucket. He seemed a little shy but came out later with a smile on his face!!
21:48 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: HELEANA...ONLY BEEN TO HOLLYWEIRD ONCE AND THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR THIS OLE' COUNTRY BOY. AND YOU ARE RIGHT THEY PROBABLY HAVE SOME PLACE THERE THAT SPECIALIZES IN BEDROOM BRAS FOR THE BUSTY BOVINE.
21:41 PST 12/8/03
heleana: Hey Alucard, I bet you're right. Instead of Fredricks, maybe some other place in Hollyweird carry's it.
21:26 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: ROHO if you have ever seen how they obtain the life giving fluid from the bull, I think the bull would rathr the farmer do it!
21:20 PST 12/8/03
Isaac Samuel J: Good,isj,india
21:12 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: Original plans of cross breeding a leopard with a bovine were scr~apped when it was thought that the proposed name, of Le cow, would become to confusing with the Frnch language. ~~~Artifical insemination; Where the farmer does it to the cow in place of the bull!
20:48 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: Ritchie....DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU THINK IS FUNNY. THE ANSWER COULD BE YES OR THE ANSWER COULD BE NO! IT'S A PARADOX...WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?
20:06 PST 12/8/03
Ritchie: is there any funny pictures on this web site or what?
19:11 PST 12/8/03
lovesJ: .......
18:26 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: what do you call a bull mastur~bating? if we are going to do this let's do it...They are called Beff strok~en~off (stroganof)
17:27 PST 12/8/03
Lady Luck: What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef! What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak! (stake) What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
17:20 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: MEG...I KNOW I LIVED ON A FARM FOR 20 YEARS. SHE NEEDS TO BE MILKED SOON.
17:06 PST 12/8/03
Meg: cute!!!and she cant help it about her utter!!
16:50 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: YOU COULD USED A LASER GUN ON THAT BAG OF HERS AND HAVE EVAPORATED MILK OR DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE UDDERLY RIDICULOUS?
16:36 PST 12/8/03
mean 1 mr grin: LOL funny ROHO !!!
16:33 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: Thanks LYNNB and MEAN 1 MR GRIN; HOHO ?.~~~~ Teams of top Veterinarians are studying ways to reverse the effects of a violent earthquake on a bovine. Elsie, a Holstein cow was white with black mottled spots. With no where to run, she was left like this after being caught in the quake.
16:26 PST 12/8/03
Bubba Gump: eww wee !! wait till I tell paw bout this here new fangled cow !!!
16:12 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: ANGELLOVR...I AM NOT A BIG OX NOR AM I A COW~ARD, BUT YOU PRETTY MUCH FENCED ME IN WITH THAT MOOVE. HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS ALL AND PLAY NICE. IT'S MUCH MORE FUN.
16:04 PST 12/8/03
angellovr: No one should"hide" their true feelings, if you have a "beef"let us know! oops, gotta go I herd someone from the funny farm call my name!
15:34 PST 12/8/03
mean 1 mr grin: hi Lynnb, hey not a problem,,, merry kiss moose to you too,,, LOL oh,,, I meant merry christmas!!!
15:32 PST 12/8/03
mean 1 mr grin: Cool beans dude,,, a cross dressing cow...
15:29 PST 12/8/03
lynnb: mean 1 mr grin,Hel lo and welcome to my list of favorites(I left you out on my last comment,sorry!) Merry Christmas Everyone
15:28 PST 12/8/03
mean 1 mr grin: ZEKE, LOL I posted a comment to poisonivy one day a few weeks ago...I told her that I had called the cops on her for making terroristic threats,,, LOL I guess it worked... Hi Peaches,HOHO and ALUCARD and ROB...
15:25 PST 12/8/03
lynnb: ROHO: your right on the mark,we are getting goofier and are trying to make smarter quips And it's all thanks to yourself as well as Peaches & Rob..keep it up guys ALUCARD: seems we were on the same wave length with Rob,I thought she was going to be wearing a bra too Striped milk will do though
15:24 PST 12/8/03
Sharon: Amanda was expecting Sesame Street. Wooh! Lighten up girl or you'll have a heart attack before the foood is served at Christmas!Just have to "Steak" out your territory.
15:23 PST 12/8/03
Bob: EWW!! What the heck was that?? Nobody really wanted to see that!!
15:16 PST 12/8/03
KrazyKuzy: Oh! I was expecting a cow and a cobra.
15:14 PST 12/8/03
amanda: This can not be from YOU. If your comment made some one laugh, that can only be the one misleads you. A deformed or no communication won't function on any personal level and produces only misunderstandinds, no matter how smart you are.
13:56 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: "I don't care if you DO think you look like Dolly Parton...you're not getting an udder reduction! It's a m~o~o~o~t point compared to my milk production and sales!" DANA, PEACHES; thank you both. Some idiots got to do it and...well,...I might as well put this ones two cents worth in!
13:30 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: A QUAD D WITH FOUR CUPS.HELEANA I DON'T EVEN THINK FREDRICK'S WOULD CARRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
13:27 PST 12/8/03
heleana: She sure needs a quad D for a cup like that!
13:18 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: Lady Luck you are absolutely correct. Has has packed her bag. She need to get to a barn or maybe just a bucket FAST.
13:08 PST 12/8/03
Chele: I read thru some of the comments in here and I have noticed a lot less rude comments. Thanks for the laughs y'all
12:05 PST 12/8/03
Lady Luck: Wow, looks like somebody better mooove quickly to milk the cowbra/zebrow.... I don't think she's been emptied in a while!
11:32 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: BIGGG CHORIZOO...DO WHAT?
11:11 PST 12/8/03
Edina: de h�lyes�g!!
10:35 PST 12/8/03
biggg chorizoo: uuuuuuu succccc
10:06 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: ROB'S COMMENTS ARE USUALLY FUNNY, BUT FOR NOW HE HAS M0000VED ON TO GREENER PASTURES.
9:23 PST 12/8/03
kristin: rob's comment is funny
9:05 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: HI! PEACHES, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ON HERE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. WAS BEGINNING TO GET WORRIED. IF YOU READ MY LAST POST I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T MENTION MY LACK OF TYPING SKILLS. I'VE GOT TO GET BETTER IF I'M GOING TO MILK THESE JOKES FOR WHAT THEY ARE WORTH.
8:43 PST 12/8/03
Peaches: Hi People, Nice to see you in again sweetness! Zeke,someone commented on a post saying they had complained about her and she was going to be banned??? We are pretty goofy aren't we, but that's what makes it fun for me! Thanks ROHO! Yours were the first that stood out for me, they cracked me up!
8:24 PST 12/8/03
ALUCARD: WELL TEATS FOR TA IT IS PRETTY CLEVER, BUT LIKE ROB, I WAS LOOKING FOR A BOVINE WERING A BRA. OH, WELL!!!
8:18 PST 12/8/03
Dana: Good one ROHO!!! I like your sense of humor. Keep it up, we need more light hearted people in this world. Most people need to get the stick out of their ars and lighten up or they will explode. I appreciate good humor. Thanx a lot!
8:14 PST 12/8/03
sue: totally dumb
8:10 PST 12/8/03
Peoples Choice: All righty then!!!!
8:08 PST 12/8/03
camaroguy: I COULD OF SWORN,i SAW ONE OF THEM THERE VARMITS AT THE ZOO.
8:02 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: Well here goes then...You've heard of "Mad Cow?"...this is bad cow. Shown here in standard issue prison uniform. If that one don't getcha, the next one!!
6:49 PST 12/8/03
sweetness: I too have noticed that other people have joined in the Peaches,Rob and Roho show, makes it a good thing. Personally this cow is showing off her udders, you wouldnt be able to see them in her white suit.
6:48 PST 12/8/03
Rob:: I agree, a smile is a curve which puts things straight. Besides it's much harder to make someone laugh that it is to p155 them off. Lets hope the trend from whinge to whimsy marches on unchecked!!!!!
6:33 PST 12/8/03
Zeke: Yeah i have noticed a bit less argueing, but then again we are the earliest ones on the newest pics so we may not see that much arguing. Whatever happened to that poisonivy person?
6:15 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: When I first came here ROB, your's an PEACHES'S were the only posts that made sense. Not taking credit, but I think new ones coming in with their humor and our stick to it'ness in goofiness, may have converted some. Much more fun in comical comments than in picky posts!
5:21 PST 12/8/03
yohesh: that is ok but dont send me or picture
4:15 PST 12/8/03
Rob:: Hi ROHO, yes actually i have. We had a couple of days where somebody dared all not to bicker, and it worked. Since then it's been a lot better. The more stupid jokes we make seems to make a difference.
4:11 PST 12/8/03
akshay: wow!!!!!!
3:12 PST 12/8/03
ROHO:: It is mid~fall and already the Black Angus cow has taken on it's camoflauge colors to help protect itself from predators in the snowy months ahead. PEACHES AND ROB; Have you noticed less argueing on here?
3:10 PST 12/8/03
Rob:: I'm not stupid, this is a fine example of a ZEBROW if i ever saw one, which i did incedentally. A COWBRA is something which bovine creatures keep their COWBOOBS supported.
2:54 PST 12/8/03
Peaches: I am feeling UDDERLY confused and a bit cowed by this bovine creature. The cowhide is amazing!
0:49 PST 12/8/03
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