bouncingcrazy:
boring
22:14 PST 12/2/03
Raju:
this is not funy
21:29 PST 12/2/03
KAT:
peaches, rob, roho, alucard..if you all went away i would have no reason to come to this site..you make sifting through the rotten comments a little easier..thanks
21:14 PST 12/2/03
ROHO:::
Oh yeh! I was gonna say bout yer runnin inside to tak a bath...don't everybody? If you tried that in Nebraska you'd be skiddin on her b~utt on the ice in the tub or if you had warm water it'd freeze afore yer were done and youd be wearin a tub on yer b~utt for awhile!
21:02 PST 12/2/03
Linda:
Wasn't that funny
20:59 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
ALUCARD;Aw, it was jist a lucky guess. Cudda bin to keep the tub from blo~win away or it wasn't the day of the month to git a bath!
I'm not sure about MEAN 1 MR GRIN, now that he knowed it all, he morn likely won't even talk to us.
20:39 PST 12/2/03
AMANDA:
PEACHES & BUBBA GUMP~~~~YALL GOT THIS ONE BEAT!!! YOU 2 ARE HILARIOUS
19:27 PST 12/2/03
hey ya\'ll:
esbidee oten dotin bodo skadeetin dottin whad ot and chew
18:46 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
oh yea i gots me a talkee phone, my numbur is BR549
18:44 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
well thankee peaches fer jabberin' with me fer a spel gonna sit back fer a spel and listin to the talkin' box
18:41 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
I reckon paw has~ some corn squeezin's hid behind the bed so maw won't find it. I was~ shooin' the chickens out and stumbled on it just yesturday. I am going to eat now Bubba Gump so you set yerself down for a spell and eat up.
18:33 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
mmm, mmm, now ya gone and got my taste buds just a hollerin
18:28 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
I reckon I will round me up some grub, then see ya later on the porch Bubba Gump. My vittles are ready to eat. Yer welcome to come eat with us anytime. We are having possum stew so anyone wants to join us come on in. The more the merrier.
18:26 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
hey peaches you'ins wouldnt have any fresh corn squeezins would ya???
18:24 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
why thad be mightee naborlee of ya peaches
18:22 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
Now how do y'all type/post twice in a row? They must think ur speshul in here, they don't let me. reckun we shur do Bubba Gump! I am headin' out to rock on my favurit rockin chair out on the front porch. Ur mighty welcome to join me. I have an extry corn cob pipe ifn's you want it.
18:19 PST 12/2/03
meallon:
where is plumber but
18:14 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
We seen it in a shop back in Indianer when we went a visitin' Bubba Gump. Yer durn tootin' I will pa~ss you a tissue. Do you mind a handkerchief slightly used?
18:14 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
shew wee peaches we sur do live the gud life dont we
18:12 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
hey peaches how's about pas.sin some tissue to poisonoak her eyes is leakin fer a spel
18:11 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
I reckon we have indoor plummin' too now that I thunk on it. Paw built me a fancy dresser by my bed that hides ma chamber pot. We jest have ta take it out and dump it mornin's. I do it on ma way out to slop the hogs.
18:09 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
now ya gotta tell me where that plase wus so's i kin chek them thar black gums on fer sizin
18:08 PST 12/2/03
POISONOAK:
18:07 PST 12/2/03
brandy j:
funny
18:06 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
Ur mighty welcome mean 1 mr grin! Well gawleee Bubba Gump! I once saw me some false teeth with black gums (really, I did..ugh) in an antique shop. Them were mightee fine.
18:04 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
oh yea peaches its one of them there fancified silver tooth that i got at lukes generul store and tradin emporeeum
17:58 PST 12/2/03
mean 1 mr grin:
well thanky there my sweet possum, i owe it all to that geneeus mean 1 mr grin
17:55 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
Well Bubba Gump, fancy meeting you here. Which side of the family are you frum? Is that one of them there gold tooths you got? You spelt it good as anyone. Ur awfully smart!
17:54 PST 12/2/03
Bubba Gump:
gawlee, i thought i spelt perty gud till i come in this here place... wait my tooth fell out... there thank the gud lord above fer poligrip now what were i sayin oh yea, we'ins were jaber jawin about gud speachifyin' whoa that was a big word fer me, did i speel it right???
17:49 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
Wow mean 1 mr grin, you live in a mansion!!! You got one of them ther zincs? We still use the outhouse, and have our chamber pots indoors for after dark.
17:47 PST 12/2/03
mean 1 mr grin:
oh yea ROHO,,, I forgot to tell you,,, My "oracle" is a two room shack complete with dirt floors and shucks I even got inside plummin' but hey I can impress you with my really expensive computer system LOL just kick the chickens and roosters out of the way on your way in the door
17:37 PST 12/2/03
Headbangingn78:
coldnherr: yur my sister...oh yur my sister!!!
Good one, you must be watchin too much Joe Dirt!! Now that's white trashy! 
17:35 PST 12/2/03
mean 1 mr grin:
LOL ROHO,,, Was begining to wonder if you guys were gonna speak to me,,I know I can be kinda rough on people,,, but I mean no harm,,, I certainly can be A smarta/ss at times...
17:30 PST 12/2/03
mean 1 mr grin:
LOL alucard,,, good one,,, ya got's me...
17:25 PST 12/2/03
wannabud:
I think it bites lol
17:22 PST 12/2/03
JoBob, Jr.:
ya'll crack me up, talkin and stuff like ya'll are doin...just thaught i'd be puttin in my nickel cents, beins that im more from the trailer park then the likes of ya'll...wait, i got to git, i always forgit to brush my tooph
17:02 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
YES, BUT IT PRETTY MUCH GETS COLD AND STAYS COLD. IF YOU DON'T LIKE TEXAS WEATHER JUST WAIT A MINUTE
AND IT WILL CHANGE. YOU WILL TURN ON THE HEAT AND THE AIR~CONDITIONING ON THE SAME DAY
15:17 PST 12/2/03
canuk:
love it! just love it!
and don't be whining about texas winters. come to canada
15:13 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
ROHO...WELL, KNOCK ME DOWN AND STEAL MY TEETH.I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT THAT ONE. PLEASE STOP BY MY HOUSE AND MAYBE WE CAN TAKE SOME OLD PHOTOS TO "MEAN 1 MR GRIN" AND EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE IN HOEING COTTON AND CHOPPING COTTON OR PICK COTTON AND PULLING BOLLS. THINK THAT WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER?
15:07 PST 12/2/03
Kristina:
WOW!!!!!!!! THAT ONE IS GOOD!!!
15:04 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
MEAN 1 MR GRIN; Wow! Is that all it took? We're glad to be of service in helping you be perfect. May I come visit you at your oracle some day?
ALUCARD; I can't say, buddy. I don't think I've seen that in these parts other'n to keep chickens under before slaughter. My grandma always used a crate.
14:51 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
ROHO I THOUGHT YOU HAD SPENT SOME TIME IN THE CONTRY. YOU USED SOME PHRASES THAT ONLY A COUPLE OF PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD. NOW FOR THE KILLER QUESTION. WHAT DID IT MEAN WHEN THE WASH~TUB WAS UPSIDE DOWN WITH A BRICK ON TOP. "GOTCHA"
14:28 PST 12/2/03
mean 1 mr grin:
wow,,, now I can go on with life knowing I have been educated in the finer uses of zinc,,, my life is complete,,, LOL
14:26 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
ALUCARD; The biggest of "cities" I was raised in was 10,000 pop. Not all were thriving metros. A few qualified as the good ol' wide spots in the road! But I spent every summer on my grandparents farm. Enjoy~ed that greatly and it was a vacation for MY folks from ME!!
14:23 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
PEACHES WE EVEN HAD A DISHWASHER!!
IT WAS CALLED "THE KIDS." YES, WE DID BATHE IN A NUMBER 3 WASH~TUB ON THE BACK PORCH. MOVED IT INSIDE IN THE WINTER. TEXAS WINTERS CAN BE BRUTAL.
14:22 PST 12/2/03
elvis:
Im sure if your from US THEN WE MIGHT UNDERSTAND THE GAGS.Thanx any way
14:21 PST 12/2/03
lynnb:
Wish I could say I enjoy ed it but I'm afraid that this one must a local joke(American)
14:15 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
ROHO..JUST BEING CURIOUS, WERE YOU RAISED IN THE COUNTRY OR CITY?
14:02 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
You must be rich folks to have one of them thar kitchen zincs!
14:02 PST 12/2/03
HAHA:
there is this girl who goes to my school named who is a complete biotch and this guy is going out with her cuz she is also a complete ho but he doesnt actually like her. HAHA she is such white trash.
14:00 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
Zinc? Shucky gee whiz. Anybody knows that's where you throw your dinner dishes when your done with your grub. Ya put em in the zinc! It was actually a coating for iron before enamel. I remember my Grandma calling it a zinc. We kids thought it was pretty funny. I thought she had a spe~ech impediment.
13:59 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
WE CALLED THEM BIG CHIEF TABLEST. BACK IN THE OLD DAY THE PIPE TO THE KITCHEN SINK WAS ZINC, SO ALL THE OLD FOLKS CALLED THEM KITCHEN ZINCS. HOW ABOUT THAT.
13:58 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
Zinc: a bluish~white metallic element used in alloys for galvanizing or in electrical batteries....!!!! ~~~Learnin' tablets/writing paper we take to skewl to practice writin' & learnin' our numbers and alphabet on!!
13:50 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
Peaches...well, but~ter my but~t and call me a bisquit. That was cute Peaches, but it's not right. Also, what the devil is learnin' TABLETS?
13:40 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
I KNOW I KNOW!! We were writin' on our skewl learnin' tablets and as I dipped my pen in the inkwell, z'inc spilt and accidentally got all over Nellie May's pigtails and perty new ribbons! Turst me! I didn't mean it!
13:34 PST 12/2/03
lulu:
FUNNY! but not that funny,
13:31 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
O.K. Roho explain zinc to me and why that's what is!!!
13:18 PST 12/2/03
coldnherr:
yur my sister...oh yur my sister!!!
13:15 PST 12/2/03
to:
It's a pain in the boob
12:57 PST 12/2/03
me:
kinda stupid, but ok
12:48 PST 12/2/03
this is stupid:
how is this funny i dont get it
12:43 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
ALUCARD; Heck, my 'sis'dern nere broke her neck when she fell down a well. We didn't have no trouble tellin' 'em apart! She's a sqeelin' like a stuck hog!~~~TWO BOXES You kind heartedly offer the shirt off your back to someone...and they don't want it!
12:37 PST 12/2/03
lynk:
I dont think it was funny and im not an inbred.David what is inbread?Is it bread thats in something?
12:27 PST 12/2/03
angellovr:
Hi Y'all! Likes my uncle billybob said to his sister mary ellen,"Ma, why waste the water now~the wedding aint til June~and the sheep will start smelling again by then! you know montana where you seperate the men from the sheep with a crowbar~hahaha
12:21 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
That there cistern holds our water ALUCARD and we pump it up with one of those handpumps with the long handles!! Give a few hard pumps and it starts the water flowing.~~ I don't consider these as being REAL LIVE people...just faked like the Redneck jokes...
11:59 PST 12/2/03
Angie:
sounds like they're form Oaklahoma...the insest capitol of the world...lol
11:57 PST 12/2/03
tommy:
that is the funniest thing ive seen all day
11:44 PST 12/2/03
radiotarget2000:
sounds like they are from arkansas
11:40 PST 12/2/03
Flame:
I don't think that was funny at all.
11:38 PST 12/2/03
me:
That is not funny
11:35 PST 12/2/03
Rebecca:
It wasn't very funny
11:26 PST 12/2/03
LISA:
not funny (stupid)
11:15 PST 12/2/03
Beadazle:
Where are the jokes that are funny? Not here.
11:06 PST 12/2/03
david:
i thought it was funny, the ones that don't think it's funny is because there inbreads too!!
11:00 PST 12/2/03
blossoming03:
the person that told this joke has 3 teeth. 2 in his hand and 1 in his pocket
10:47 PST 12/2/03
lanegra:
someone should slap the person who calls this funny
10:27 PST 12/2/03
blossoming03:
this really isn't that funny. maybe you have to be a prodigy of this joke to enjoy it.
10:25 PST 12/2/03
mikey:
Somebody should send this to Howard Dean
10:23 PST 12/2/03
luvbean:
lame, come on now aren't we past the jerry springer trailor park humor yet?
10:23 PST 12/2/03
cutemomme:
Be careful, someone might mistake this as playing a race card. I don't like race jokes. They offend too easily.
10:12 PST 12/2/03
ALUCARD:
SOME OF YOU ARE PRETTY FUNNY CONSIDERING YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CISTERN AND A WELL WITH A DICTIONARY. SOME OF
THE OTHER WORDS THAT YOU ARE USING AS REDNECK, ARE SELDOM USED IN THE COUNTRY. YOU WATCHED TOO MANY EPISODES OF "THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES." BUT THE OLE' COLLEGE TRY WAS NEAR
9:46 PST 12/2/03
M Jackson:
It werks Reely
9:46 PST 12/2/03
easy rider:
actually i thought it was kind of stupid
9:37 PST 12/2/03
bob:
It wasn't really that funny and you should find some better ones.
9:29 PST 12/2/03
bluesman:
funny........
9:29 PST 12/2/03
big ma 101:
yall needs a good whoopin
9:29 PST 12/2/03
helenredding:
didnt really find it funny
9:26 PST 12/2/03
Lynnsie:
Carly
your the geek! or maybe i should say white trash, you offly jelouse aint you
9:20 PST 12/2/03
xoxoxoxo:
missfritz take your pride and shove it!!!!!
9:13 PST 12/2/03
big boy:
hahahahahahaha verryyy funny
9:13 PST 12/2/03
chuckie:
eehhheehhhhaha!!!!
9:04 PST 12/2/03
dreamstarr:
It's even funnier when you think about how many people really do fit these descriptions of "white trash"...i,e...Carly(who's calling US geeks.
8:52 PST 12/2/03
Carly:
You are all geeks!!!
8:34 PST 12/2/03
Peoples Choice:
ROFL, That shi znit it comical, 4 real!!!!
8:33 PST 12/2/03
Christine:
This was to funny!!!!!!!!
8:23 PST 12/2/03
ladylatina:
Wow do people still put they're cars on blocks??? LOL...
8:18 PST 12/2/03
Racheal:
this is true
8:14 PST 12/2/03
Dollbaby :
Hot dam I reckon !!! Paw, come on over here an' take a look et what dem big town, city slicker, Yankee city folks done come up with !!!
8:08 PST 12/2/03
missfritz:
what happened to white pride you morons?
7:58 PST 12/2/03
xxxxx:
i'm really not into derrogatory
humor.That's a big word for a trailer trasher
7:58 PST 12/2/03
kamal:
good
7:49 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
No, my salad bowl collection isn't complete yet, but I did get all the McDonald's glas~ses out of their trash cans, so now I have a complete set of those. The straws look somewhat chewed on though.
3:27 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
You sound edgy thar woman. Didn't git your "Cool Whip" salad bowl collection completed yet? ~~~~A BOX AND THEN SOME... When the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
3:05 PST 12/2/03
Rob :
Shucks, i feel like a knick knack on a paddywhack (whatever that means, made myself laugh)!!!
2:56 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
'Y ROHO, I wasn't born in any Neck of the woods. Woods aren't animals & don't have a neck ya silly whippersnapper. I was born in that there clearing by the lake.
2:42 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
Shoot, both yall makin about as much sense as prefabbed postholes. Et's "purdy" dern clear to me jist d'pends on what neck of the woods you'se been brung up in.
2:34 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
I wonder if this here will deter~ the~gent who keeps calling on my sister? Or will it get rid of the dried chicken manure on my wood cooking stove? Those durn chickens lay their eggs in the stovepipe. It's not too bad cuz it spi~ces up the eggs. Rob, you are an in tell uh gent, but It is purtee!
2:04 PST 12/2/03
Rob :
Geez you two sure think you clever! Everone knows ya'll spell "purrdy" like this. It's a compliment word::: "Gee ya'll have a reel purrdy scar" Take it from me i'm a geenyus!!!
2:00 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
Awww dad blast it! Yer not rite eeether, it is spelt "purrty"!
1:52 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
Well, yall ain't real brite thow! Yall don't even knod how to spell "purdy."!
1:49 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
What towel? Naw, we keep the mud and have those mud wrestling contests! Make lots of money off the gawkers! Afterwards, we use the mud to patch holes on the house! We don't waste anything! We are "perty" bright! We are NOT a few sandwiches short of a picnic in our family like some other folks.
1:42 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
Shucks, Peaches. Just go on out to the horse trough. Course'n ya might hafta drain it afterwards to clear out the mud ya leave behind. This has got to be better than the flea and tick soap you've been usin'!
1:34 PST 12/2/03
Rob ::
P00r Peaches, imagine being rushed to hospital with just a towel round you!!!! ~~~~~ 1/8 OF THE BOX. "Is that my Mother or my Auntie??"
1:23 PST 12/2/03
Peaches:
Wellll... what do "them there people" want me to SLIP into the shower or tub for anyway? I broke my leg doing that last time I bathed a few years back. They trying to trick me into having to pay some doctor?
1:18 PST 12/2/03
ROHO::
1/4 OF THE BOX. There's tobacco stains on both the outsides of the family pickup.
0:39 PST 12/2/03
GoofyGal:
bad.
0:36 PST 12/2/03
Previous Page