kestrel:
think ive made enough s/exist comments already..... better not say how good that is or i might get disliked....
16:08 PST 1/12/04
mo:
there is girls who have all of those qualities..........
20:26 PST 1/11/04
taz:
i just want one that can k.c.u.f
21:48 PST 1/7/04
candyasz:
i dont like that last one
thats kind of mean,
14:26 PST 1/6/04
NES!:
but what if i dun like to cook...
13:21 PST 1/6/04
manda panda:
i hate pimp's.....
6:01 PST 1/5/04
Lynn:
that's true...and true about men as well. You can never get everything you want in one person
10:58 PST 1/4/04
nam:
how pathetic can you get?
8:15 PST 1/3/04
Click:
So that's the secret...
19:00 PST 12/30/03
Gaufrette:
lucky guy who actually finds those 4 women!
10:55 PST 12/29/03
a chick:
Far out, will we ever learn?
0:42 PST 12/25/03
ron:
good no 10
10:57 PST 12/24/03
SKATEZ:
I LIKE THAT 1 ITS GOOD MERY XMAS EVERY1 AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND I LIKE ALL THOSE WOMEN BY THE WAY LOL
8:10 PST 12/24/03
kristy/chick:
well my boyfriend's the lucky one then cause i do all that 
Have a Merry Christmas Everyone and a Happy New Year
5:47 PST 12/24/03
ram:
This joke is awsome and tells the truth!!!!!!!! 
0:10 PST 12/24/03
Buthole Isbig:
this joke is degrading to women and even tho i do
women this joke sux big hairy balls!!!!!
21:34 PST 12/22/03
none of ur bis:
i didnt find dis funny 1 bit
19:16 PST 12/22/03
GhOsT:
WAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
2:29 PST 12/19/03
Dusks Embrace:
ha ha, wicked, that's great.
8:35 PST 12/18/03
lesego(Mzansi):
I think this is ridiculous!!!!!!!
come on girls we don't need this
1:14 PST 12/17/03
Peaches:
Hi Pokie, Thanks so much for your kind words. They seriously mean a lot to me! Way to go waterfall!!!
13:24 PST 12/16/03
ansky:
sooooooooo stupid!!!!!
18:35 PST 12/15/03
waterfall:
Hey, fake ROHO, are you really that pathetic that you can't even be yourself? That you have to try to be someone people like and then try to destroy his rep.? Sad...Really sad...
15:13 PST 12/15/03
lauren:
THIS JOKE IS SOOO BAD I CANT BELIEVE ANYONE CAME UP WITH IT!!!! it didnt make me laugh its not even witty its just plain out wrong
12:32 PST 12/15/03
ROHO:
I'm ROHO. I'm g/ay.
12:19 PST 12/14/03
Mike:
And you will pay for these women by...?
5:35 PST 12/12/03
nasirbino:
i have three that type of woman,i m looking 4 fourth.
13:57 PST 12/10/03
JUJU:
FUNNY
9:50 PST 12/9/03
Jose:
good
14:30 PST 12/8/03
civic18:
nice
17:54 PST 12/7/03
lookout:
i personally think that joke was cool who cares what people say.
21:08 PST 12/5/03
Pokie:
Nice one Peaches... I didn't read it before, but after seeing everyone stick up for you I can see why. You seem like a good person. Why are there so many pr1cks on the Net who can't take a joke? I like just about everyone's comments except for the imbeciles who like giving everyone a hard time.
21:01 PST 12/5/03
efleda:
this proves that men who have all these four women are hopeless, lazy, and ...they remind of the dog I used to have.
18:36 PST 12/5/03
pat:
there ain't no women who are like that if there is they all are taking by other women :d
1:34 PST 12/1/03
ms.clark:
that was funny at all. i'm mad at this !!!
15:41 PST 11/30/03
twodawgs:
man these ppl sure come up with some pretty lame comments....must be a bunch of mama's boys....
9:45 PST 11/30/03
harry potty:
hey guys, ive got this email from male & female orgasm and shes really hot, her name was jen. 2tally awesome, lyk d 4th listed above.
4:16 PST 11/30/03
R&B Jhonz:
Belive me, I'll make sure that that doesn't happen 
10:23 PST 11/29/03
crossfire:
guess no need to find another 3 coz my girl has it all!!!
1:32 PST 11/29/03
mooo:
mooooooooooooooooo
0:35 PST 11/29/03
sister george:
unfortunatly, all the good guys in this world are taken, by other men.
11:58 PST 11/28/03
buff ting:
very good il use dose
8:56 PST 11/28/03
Blue:
Do You Think So!!!?? lol
5:32 PST 11/28/03
pachan:
It's ture...
6:30 PST 11/27/03
Lily:
Hey garry i want to know you alot you might be the man for me !!!
11:47 PST 11/26/03
Dollbaby :
My Hubby says: I'm the frist four, so there's no need for a number 5 !!! 
2:39 PST 11/26/03
???:
anyways
20:28 PST 11/25/03
lisa nelson:
it okay
13:46 PST 11/25/03
slimmmm:
This is tooo funny.. TeeHeeHee
11:33 PST 11/25/03
Peaches :
Wow, I wish I had come back in here sooner, I thought this was a negative spot. Thanks so much people, QTPY, lynnb, Rob & ROHO! LOL mean 1 mr grin. I had to laugh at your comment! All of you touched my heart. Thanks sooo much for your kind words!
0:57 PST 11/25/03
ROHO::
PEACHES' I agree with Rob wholeheartedly. Your patience amazes me. I see posts that are fictiouses and will respond with facts or, occasionally, to the vile mouthed nonsense attackers of posters with a mild facitious remark. I stand in awe of you!
23:10 PST 11/24/03
Rose:
I love the way everything seemed like it came in one, cause really I'm all 4 of those, and I was about to send it to my man, but thats funny and crazy hihi
16:45 PST 11/24/03
mean 1 mr grin:
ANNALL Rectum ???? Does that mean you have two a/ssholes??? Or are you just an a/sshole???
14:19 PST 11/24/03
stace:
that was totally funny! great tho cuz it goes both ways! except they're arent that many good guys in the world!
10:22 PST 11/24/03
Cyril Vandaele:
Very very good advice.
3:01 PST 11/24/03
Rob :
Peaches i think some people who post here dont deserve your kind attention. Anyone neutral who reads the comments will see you are the one with your integrity intact. You really are my hero!!!
2:53 PST 11/24/03
lucifer:
who ever wrote this is my hero
22:18 PST 11/23/03
mike:
i know how hard that can be
20:50 PST 11/23/03
lynnb:
Jose Bandera,are you someone who likes to insult others? Peaches,has,if you read any of her comments,been funny, insightful and giving of her time in making this webpage a fun place to look.
Keep up the good work Peaches....
20:46 PST 11/23/03
darlene:
lame!!!!!!!!!! a cheater in the making, well probably already does!!!!!!!!!!
19:23 PST 11/23/03
Jay:
that su/cked just like your momma
18:43 PST 11/23/03
throwed dude:
yall r 2 dam serious ....yall no ball pu/ssy losers
16:36 PST 11/23/03
Heidi:
funny!!
16:35 PST 11/23/03
Yep:
well i agree wit Jo so yall can go fark ur selves. R all you guys married or sumfin?
15:11 PST 11/23/03
stac:
Jo, seems like you need to take your own advice
14:15 PST 11/23/03
Anthony:
heard it before
8:39 PST 11/23/03
Jo:
some of the comments made on this site about the jokes are so ridiculous!!! U people all need to learn how to sit back and fu/ck/in/g laugh once in a while!!!! My God, this is life and shi/t happens, and you only live once, so don't do it with a stick up ur a/ss!!! RELAX A LITTLE
8:03 PST 11/23/03
yummie:
im dfinetly the 12 and 4
4:35 PST 11/23/03
tiff:
just a like a guy
22:17 PST 11/22/03
Queen Victoria:
Amusing Not!
22:14 PST 11/22/03
Pokie:
I'm 2, 3, and 4. Those three combined will make him my 1. ;D
18:53 PST 11/22/03
wow:
man those women sure were great! lol
17:14 PST 11/22/03
spoiledprinces:
i am 1 2 and 4
15:18 PST 11/22/03
abhi:
hey nisha u r which one from these 5
15:04 PST 11/22/03
Nisa:
lol, thats a good one!!!
13:52 PST 11/22/03
mark:
this is hilarios and oh so true
10:43 PST 11/22/03
brooklyn:
very funny. Thank god i'm all in one my hubby dont have to have 5
10:17 PST 11/22/03
claybasket:
What would that GUY do if he found
someone who was all five?
9:42 PST 11/22/03
dreamer:
what about men then.......?
:
9:24 PST 11/22/03
Peaches:
Hi justme, and thanks for the reminder!
9:05 PST 11/22/03
wetttandwilddd1:
I AM "all" THESE WOMEN WRAPPED IN ONE PACKAGE LOL
8:58 PST 11/22/03
puma:
Lily... Could you please give more details about yourself?
8:55 PST 11/22/03
ROHO::
JOSIE; Put me on your list kiddo. I possessed all the 4 qualities while I was married. They weren't an effort for me at all as these qualities are intregal basis of the love I had for my wife. Taking the funny out of it, these qualities are what a good relationship is built on.
7:47 PST 11/22/03
justme:
deeann, this was originally written with "man" in it. still a good joke.
peaches, don't let them pull you down to their level. you are much better than that.
7:26 PST 11/22/03
jenn:
not bad i love jokes like that believe it or not!
6:44 PST 11/22/03
tammystown:
that's great !!!
5:15 PST 11/22/03
MONA:
can u girls not take a joke,if u cant then dont read them
4:39 PST 11/22/03
Dolly:
hahahhaha
3:00 PST 11/22/03
peregrine:
can't i have a 5th one....
2:34 PST 11/22/03
varun:
its fantastic ha ha ha
its really funny
1:25 PST 11/22/03
houmagyrl70360:
I LIKE THAT ONE
23:48 PST 11/21/03
deeann:
what if we change the line to "man" instead of "woman", will it still be funny?
23:37 PST 11/21/03
zero:
hahaha thats good
22:34 PST 11/21/03
santhosh:
real good
22:11 PST 11/21/03
croonergr:
Amazing!!! So good!!!
21:24 PST 11/21/03
TESS:
IT IS A JOKE FOR THOSE OF U THAT CAN'T TAKE ONE DON'T READ THEM
21:03 PST 11/21/03
Heathy:
Haha, at first when I started reading it, I though it was really dumb, but that's a good one.
19:21 PST 11/21/03
Angel:
Don't get me wrong. I love a GOOD joke but whoever is a big enough bs er to bash on relationships must not ever have been in a good one. either that or whoever it was does not understand the complexities of a relationship. remember it's not always fun and games.
19:19 PST 11/21/03
diamondprincess:
Too funny!!!!!!!!!
19:13 PST 11/21/03
heleana:
Not funny and a.s.i.n.i.n.e!
18:40 PST 11/21/03
amanda:
Thats funny I should try that!
18:39 PST 11/21/03
loser:
hahaahhahahhahhahahahahahahha very funny i need to try that
18:33 PST 11/21/03
hotgirlzluv:
funny
17:56 PST 11/21/03
CINDY:
I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A DIFFERENT GUY FOR EVERYTHING TOO!!!!
17:50 PST 11/21/03
Gene:
Sounds like Angelo.
17:44 PST 11/21/03
spoiledprinces:
Sooo funny! It goes both ways though.
17:31 PST 11/21/03
wags:
what sort of chauvanistic bs is that joke. Please its not even funny.
16:55 PST 11/21/03
ken:
ha! ha! very funny!!!!! but i like that.......
16:26 PST 11/21/03
Garry:
Hay Lily I am looking for one woman that can do all that. And I'm also good looking and VERY Talented
14:05 PST 11/21/03
Lily:
Or you can leave all four and marry me I can do all the above and more. Plus I'm good looking and talented.
13:52 PST 11/21/03
mike:
I love it and it is so true
13:37 PST 11/21/03
Peaches:
Jose B,I generally ignore comments like yours,but all ages post in here so I wanted to point something out.ANYONE can find someone who is willing to DO them OR pa.ss themselves around like a piece of toilet paper. You are confusing this with GENUINE LOVING sensuality.You are missing out. I pity you.
13:35 PST 11/21/03
DeLtA:
Thats just what men are like! lol but i totally didn't see that one coming!!
12:42 PST 11/21/03
Brad:
Hey guys, Lighten up! It's only a joke and a really old one at that.
cya.
12:02 PST 11/21/03
Snowhite:
Yes, and I have a man for each of these things, too! No worries, it's all good...
11:59 PST 11/21/03
sweetness:
I am all of the above, my honey as more then his fill. Fed,head,bed, cant get any better then that. Jose: all I can say is LMAO. Harold: I agree totally.
11:54 PST 11/21/03
Alucard:
any guy who thinks he can get away with this is dead meat. Men
should know you can't keep a secret from a woman.
11:43 PST 11/21/03
Harold:
It's also important to have a woman who enjoys this joke and doesn't believe there really are three other women.
11:31 PST 11/21/03
brinkman:
you know there are plenty of men who have these qualities but it is still funny.
11:31 PST 11/21/03
chickawa!!!:
i think it sounds like annall probe needs to do some MASTRIBATING instead...perhaps then he will lighten up...actually getting laid would take to long
11:13 PST 11/21/03
john doe:
OLD OLD OLD on a 1 to 10 basis 2
10:19 PST 11/21/03
yo mamma:
SOUNDS LIKE ANNALL PROBE NEEDS TO DO SOME MATURING. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME LESSONS FROM A REAL MAN LIKE YA DADDY!!!!
10:01 PST 11/21/03
BUBZ:
wow
9:50 PST 11/21/03
ANNALL PROBE:
TO QTPY ... WHY DONT U SUK MY...? WHILE I PROBE YOUR RECTUM... U CAN DO BOTH I HEARD.... BIACHE
9:37 PST 11/21/03
Jose Bandera:
peaches: are you a 30 year old computer geek who still lives with your parents and the only sensual contact you have ever had was with your dog?
9:34 PST 11/21/03
Shabug:
I agree, ANNALL PROBE UR SICK...
9:32 PST 11/21/03
QTPY :
ANNALL PROBE UR WEIRD ,JOSIE I COULDNT AGREE MORE AND PEACHES UR SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!THE JOKE WAS A G1! ILMAO!!!!!!!!!!
9:26 PST 11/21/03
Shabug:
This is really reaching for humor
9:18 PST 11/21/03
puma:
the joke of genius! Very funny and very sad.
8:54 PST 11/21/03
ANNALL PROBE:
TO JOSIE....ZUCK MY DRICK WHILE I PROBE YOUR ANNALL RECTUM
8:39 PST 11/21/03
Peaches:
LOL Rob...! Guess you and I are on leftover jokes...but some didn't notice our amazing ~ahem~ poetry skills!!
8:30 PST 11/21/03
Rob :
He11oooo..........i know it's a joke and i'm treating it that way by making up a silly poem in the vain of the Dr Suess Joke thing. Don't be a silly Ian.
8:16 PST 11/21/03
morbidklle:
hey rob its 4 women..and i dont know if personal experience is counted here. but the cheating part i agree with.
8:07 PST 11/21/03
Jody:
This is soooo funny but stupid
at the same time.
7:56 PST 11/21/03
Buzz:
It was very good joke and being divorced I liked it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:48 PST 11/21/03
JOSIE:
THERE ARE PLENTY OF LADIES THAT HAVE THE FIRST 4 QUALITIES, THE PROBLEM IS ARE THERE ANY MEN THAT ACTUALLY HAVE AT LEAST 2 OF THOSE FIRST FOUR? NO OFFENSE MEN, BUT REALLY?
7:45 PST 11/21/03
smoove:
Sounds like someone I know.
7:30 PST 11/21/03
Ian:
For god's sake grow up it's a JOKE!
7:28 PST 11/21/03
Rob::
He11o, For juggling 5 women, you should goto prison,....... don't be a fool, can't have it all,......you might think it's good while it lasted, but if you cheat you end up the ba5tard.
5:17 PST 11/21/03
ROHO::
I was thinking it was all one woman and I'm goin' YEH! But this caught me completely off gaurd!! It is so funny! LOL
1:07 PST 11/21/03
Peaches:
That is JUST...just naughty! Looks like those women did it with a wimp...who acted like a pimp. BUT, the good news is, he was eaten by a cat...for acting like a rat.
0:18 PST 11/21/03
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