moggie:
my cat loves it when i or other visitors wear black trousers slacks
she does a cat attack and leaves fur all over us when she smooches around your legs or on your lap, duh, the little pain, pas^s the clothes brush please somebody
4:32 PST 9/8/04
magicalme:
heleana, your son is nasty, no offense! 
22:49 PST 9/7/04
heleana:
Sorry, no puddy tats in my household. It's too risky, my son would have them for lunch! 
14:45 PST 9/5/04
ALUCARD:
ALWAYS MARK YOUR TERRIRTORY ON THE LEG OF A GUEST. ESPECIALLY ON WEARING WHITE
8:13 PST 9/5/04
missmoo:
Don't forget to claw at the fly screens and the security door when people are inside and are ignoring your meows to be let in!
7:12 PST 9/5/04
Kisquest:
Kitten couldn't read between the lines.....I'm just kidding...!!
5:07 PST 9/5/04
dananaboat:
hey hitler, no offense but hitler's main aim was not to exterminate the african americans, his main aim was to exterminate the jews so yea f&&k and get ur facts right
0:38 PST 9/5/04
doglover:
thats why im a doglover
20:35 PST 8/17/04
sWeeT bbY:
u booty lickers make the world a discrace
16:21 PST 8/13/04
matt the batt:
f . u . c . k you HITLER...you baterd
18:09 PST 8/12/04
Hitler:
I hate those f.u. k.e.n n.i.g.g.a.s
21:28 PST 7/30/04
kittylover:
hey drukenboy...cats can have rules because my cat does and she makes sure I follow them!! but, you're probably a man who wouldn't know about cats!and to everyone else on this comment box...grow up!
1:04 PST 7/3/04
dixielicious:
why do cowgirls walk bowlegged??
give up?
Because cowboys always eat with their hats on!
4:39 PST 6/21/04
drukenboy:
you kidden pssys cant have rules
12:07 PST 6/8/04
adolf:
i hate nig gers
17:56 PST 6/2/04
lick me:
lick me!!!
10:26 PST 5/8/04
trish:
this is so true lol
10:56 PST 5/6/04
wat up?!:
i eat pssy's
15:00 PST 4/24/04
Malemute:
Long one, what?
18:18 PST 4/10/04
hg:
thats funny
10:40 PST 4/6/04
jackelope:
stupid cats!?!?................................mmmmm.....donuts
20:00 PST 3/25/04
Danzr Von Thai:
This is quite catty, indeed!
15:52 PST 3/9/04
heleana:
By the way, my son would come along and eat a few Pssy's, cats that is, well, maybe.
1:06 PST 3/6/04
momoftwins:
It wasnt too long. I thought it was quite true and cute. I havent seen this before. What is with the name calling here anyways Bad kids.
12:29 PST 3/5/04
SIXOFUS!!!!!! :
AMY2, WE REPEAT, IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. B`TT HOLE.
21:49 PST 3/3/04
Ashay:
a bit long but it was pretty cute.. but very true!
17:09 PST 3/2/04
amy2:
not me below, but dido.
15:10 PST 3/2/04
Tiff:
toooooooo long
13:47 PST 3/2/04
sidra yasin:
illllllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:03 PST 3/2/04
Tori:
too long.
8:27 PST 3/2/04
amy2:
oh yeah, your five b~tts looks like your faces.
6:57 PST 3/2/04
FIVEofUS!!!!!!!:
...it takes one to know one amy2...
0:13 PST 3/2/04
amy2:
not my post below, i don't care how anyone spells anything...but, now i know how to spell "b~utt", as in: nick stealers are b~uttholes.
22:24 PST 3/1/04
heleana:
Seen it before, still too long and dull. No interest in reading it, yawn.
22:16 PST 3/1/04
amy2:
evilthots,if you mean rear end, then its spelled " b~utt ".
this is way too long text. boring.
17:11 PST 3/1/04
steff:
lol
14:25 PST 3/1/04
evilthots:
hey cleo my cat can kick your dogs but anyday
14:13 PST 3/1/04
b.mills:
this sounds exactly like my cat she acts just like that and does all of that
13:31 PST 3/1/04
K .HALL:
i would like to read but . . . quite frankly , since EFP , is not paying me please leave me alone about reading !
12:36 PST 3/1/04
Goldiesmurfette:
That dam~n Cat would get on my Nerves!
12:23 PST 3/1/04
sammysmom:
This is the absolute truth. My cat follows every rule diligently.
12:15 PST 3/1/04
drstrs:
i think this one was really stupid
12:07 PST 3/1/04
kestrel:
im not a cat lover and thats why lol
16:33 PST 1/12/04
Whiterabbits:
Great really liked reading best one ever!!!
11:57 PST 1/5/04
HJ:
I love this. I wish that more of the jokes on this site were like this. I love cats (I own 8) and they too have already read these rules. I love them all.
5:22 PST 12/25/03
SKATEZ :
I HATE CATS THEY ARE FOUL ANIMALS ANYWAYZ ON THAT NOTE MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
8:23 PST 12/24/03
kristy/chick:
My mom will like this one she has 25 cats Good one Merry christmas everyone
6:01 PST 12/24/03
pudd:
bril,i have 3 cats i loves em all,1 not only watches me on lo but in shower 2,then tryes to lick me feet dry,lol they r the best,
6:07 PST 12/20/03
waterfall:
Rest is bad for your humans. Be sure at any sign of eyes closing for rest to position yourself as close as possible, and stare hard at your human until he/she wakes up. If he/she won't awaken, jump on the belly from a height of no less than 1 foot.
22:43 PST 12/11/03
whatever:
i don't have a cat my dog killed it after the cat ate the bird.
18:27 PST 12/11/03
Erin:
I think my cat has read these rules already
13:00 PST 12/11/03
cat6:
cool
3:24 PST 12/11/03
SHORTROUND:
DON'T GET MY CAT BET UP!
11:08 PST 12/10/03
duh:
I agree.
23:36 PST 12/3/03
Joaquin69:
That is the only reason I hate cats. I love them but they are arze holes!!!!!!! Love you Smeagol
12:42 PST 12/2/03
Daniel:
Feed a dog and they trhink "this persom must be a god!"
Fedd a cat and they think "hey I must be a god!"
10:24 PST 12/1/03
stuff:
I am discusted by cats and hope they all burn alive
8:39 PST 12/1/03
cristion:
forgot another one in the morning to wake the human up play ball and chew on diferent parts of there body
3:36 PST 11/27/03
Christine:
Who said!cleo you are the worst friend I've ever had in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:50 PST 11/24/03
cleo:
cats stinck
dogs rule
21:03 PST 11/23/03
Tiffany:
I lovvvvvvveeeee cats! I don't like dogs because They are too much to take care of and plus, I just like cats better. Haha, not all dogs go to heaven!
18:56 PST 11/22/03
ser34741:
This was THE FUNNIEST THING I have read, I'm still laughing, they had to have interviewed my cat for this article.
9:34 PST 11/21/03
angel4life:
Dark roses one rulz he he
2:33 PST 11/15/03
Caramel:
I like dark roses comment instead. Funny!!!
8:44 PST 11/13/03
anastasia:
dsf
19:52 PST 11/12/03
Dark Rose:
They missed one.
Just as your human is falling asleep stick ALL of your claws in their feet! Then start purring as they scream in pain.
14:09 PST 11/11/03
Dollbaby :
This is marvelious !!! I LOVE CATS!!! KITTIES FOREVER !!!
9:04 PST 11/9/03
cokenut:
Someone has wayyy too much time on their hands!!!
6:20 PST 11/8/03
jan:
This is sooo true!
21:08 PST 11/7/03
tutai:
two words 4 this bor ing
17:22 PST 11/7/03
Hans..:
My two egyptian maus follows these rules to the tee...
15:37 PST 11/7/03
Lisa:
i have three cats, and they all three do the same things at once. these rules are strictly followed in my house
14:42 PST 11/7/03
jcoul03:
that's a pretty good joke lol
13:26 PST 11/7/03
T girl:
Everything listed here is soooo true! My cat is smart too and WAS THIS WRIITTEN BY A CAT?!
9:09 PST 11/7/03
djacs2003:
Has my cat been playing on the computer while I am at work?
20:04 PST 11/6/03
sekcbaby:
dis is funny......i would swear it was written by a cat....IF CATS COULD WRITE!!!!!!!!!lol
19:33 PST 11/6/03
Gwen:
How true is that!! My big,fat, spoilt rotten,ginger and white cat does all those things. Was it written by a cat ?????
18:27 PST 11/6/03
qUantrELLe:
oNE wOrd fOR tHis BORING 
13:52 PST 11/6/03
ChaCha:
This is sooooooo true!!! My cat likes to lay on top of the computer & hangs her paw infront of the screen. She watches the screen & waits for me to move the cursor around and then she attacks the screen as if it were a mouse. Pretty funny to watch. But a little irratating if I'm trying to work.
8:12 PST 11/6/03
VixenKat:
roflmao...ok, someone fess up to teaching the cats these tricks! hehehehe I have 3 cats of my own, plus a rotti who believes he is a cat and a lap dog! Gotta love 'em!
7:44 PST 11/6/03
micah:
dogs rule
6:51 PST 11/6/03
kat:
thank God i thought only mine did these things!!!whew
5:27 PST 11/6/03
Zeke:
ha haunting i have 4cats
3:25 PST 11/6/03
haunting smile:
Having cats is awesome....I get that x3.It's bad enough having one cat do that, try having 3 cats. And they ALL want attention at the same time.
2:45 PST 11/6/03
koolkat:
i love my pusy........cat !!
1:12 PST 11/6/03
Eeyore & Tigger:
I wondered what my cats had been doing. They must have been the ones on the cat grapevine training all the other cats to do this. Our older british cats are excellent teachers and doing an excellent job of training our younger cats
22:39 PST 11/5/03
moggie:
yeah sounds like my cat only when i sit down, then is the time she wants me to let her out the door
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
22:33 PST 11/5/03
Peaches:
This PURRRRrrrrFectly describes our cats!
22:28 PST 11/5/03
chtrmwidw:
For those who enjoys this checkout the website fartimer. There is a joke for anyone who has had to give your cat a pill.I can't give exact website address but after com is/catpill.
21:31 PST 11/5/03
THYRIA:
I think my cat has been reading my computer knows all the rules
20:49 PST 11/5/03
ozzy lady:
TOO GOOD!! Sounds just like ALL of my cats.
19:41 PST 11/5/03
lovlyladee:
That has my cat's name writen all over it.
19:35 PST 11/5/03
kaykaygirl:
stupid
18:16 PST 11/5/03
gogeta:
i need to show this to my cats
17:03 PST 11/5/03
Pokie:
DUMB DUMB DUMB
16:08 PST 11/5/03
Msanangelo112:
LOL
15:59 PST 11/5/03
d:
YEP THATS MY CAT ALRIGHT! HIS FAVORITE IS TO WALK ALL OVER ME WHEN I AM IN BED. HE NEVER MISSES THE OPPORTUNITY TO LAY ON MY BOOKS OR PAPERS WHEN I AM TRYING TO READ.
15:17 PST 11/5/03
Sherry:
Our cat does all these things and i think she tells our dog to do some of these things too!! LOL
14:52 PST 11/5/03
angellovr:
I am Offended! First you show more pictures of dogs than Cats, then you give away our "secret of owning humans" manual and tip guide. now the stupid dogs will try them!
14:48 PST 11/5/03
coletnwomn:
did you steal my cats?
14:43 PST 11/5/03
zeeman:
Apparently you stole my cat libby one night and she disclosed these traits to you on the QT. BUT..I am not fooled, I know this is her.
14:21 PST 11/5/03
tammywicca:
My cat always asks to go outside and changes her mind after the door is opened.
14:07 PST 11/5/03
Rebecca:
I never read it
14:05 PST 11/5/03
ALUCARD:
NOT ONLY DOES MY CAT LIKE TO WATCH WHILE I'M ON THE TOILET, HE MOST OFTEN JUMPS UP INTO MY LAP. HE WILL ALSO JUMP INTO MY LAP WHILE I'M ON THE COMPUTER, BUT I LOVE HIM JUST THE SAME.
13:31 PST 11/5/03
RAIDERAL:
I PREFERED THE BABY'S SNACK
13:24 PST 11/5/03
KHALED:
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
13:03 PST 11/5/03
Jenny:
This was great!!!! It's all true too. I love cats, and mine do all these things.
13:03 PST 11/5/03
Darkvoid:
I juuuuussst looooooooooove cats. kattemig ja
12:48 PST 11/5/03
Lisa:
this is true my cat does all of these things
12:28 PST 11/5/03
heleana:
I didn't read it all, too boring. Besides, I'm a nipper nut.
12:19 PST 11/5/03
Alma:
very in lightening to let a new cat owner know what their in for very funny
11:32 PST 11/5/03
Lady Luck:
This was actually super funny. My cat does all these things and he is so cute. He especially loves to come and lie down on my books.
11:27 PST 11/5/03
adamk:
my cat does almost everything on that list! loves the computer, loves video games
9:11 PST 11/5/03
AMIE:
OK
6:16 PST 11/5/03
timely:
I agree Rob. (Except I don't own a cat)
4:50 PST 11/5/03
Rob :
Ho Ho, the person who wrote this HAS to be a cat owner. You have to own a cat to know they like watching you on the toilet!!!!!! Mine does.
1:37 PST 11/5/03
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