hehehe:
when a telemarketer phones u asking if you would like something just say yes but irst i want to tell you about this amazing person....JESUS that'll make em hang up!
3:50 PST 2/4/06
SilverWolf1:
Forget telemarketers who show up at your door! What about Jahovah's Witnesses? I say show up at your front door buck naked and when they ask you if you've "found Jesus" Smile evilly and say, "Of course! He's tied up in my basement with a ballgag!" This could possibly be altered for salesmen.
2:24 PST 2/1/06
sweet16:
but what about when they come to the door? They do that to me sometimes. Once this dude actually tried to break in!
19:28 PST 1/22/06
JR:
Telemarketer are slick sales people, not as good as I am...
13:37 PST 12/29/05
sad lil girl:
that is ausome i should try some of them at some stage in lyf
5:50 PST 12/27/05
salvo:
too long
2:23 PST 11/30/05
osama bin lade:
hitler rules
20:32 PST 11/23/05
Tioni:
this is so funny. i can see me using it someday.
18:41 PST 11/16/05
shutup:
18:47 PST 11/14/05
terry:
will definatly use this next time
4:43 PST 11/13/05
turner:
ive actuall done that....lmao
14:50 PST 11/12/05
Kristi:
I just pretend to speak a different language and then when they get a person who speaks that language i speak another language! also you can ask them what their name is and t hen have an emotional melt down explaing that thats the same name of a close relative that recently died then hang up!
12:31 PST 11/12/05
UMAULLA:
Tell em you are about to commit suicide witha gun pointed at your head at that very moment they called up and if they dont hang up you will shoot while they listen 
LOL
12:01 PST 11/12/05
maile:
These are great....still chuckling.
11:17 PST 11/12/05
beth:
lovein it
10:47 PST 11/12/05
Uhun:
Pretend you don't speak that language or just talk jibberish.
8:46 PST 11/12/05
Renaldo Ashcan:
Good one canada gal, LMAO
8:46 PST 11/12/05
rushlo:
hummmmmm....those finding these ploys stupid, must be telemarketers. now that's funny!
7:19 PST 11/12/05
ruiz:
those were good ones!would've never thought of 'em
6:53 PST 11/12/05
stupid:
that woz jus stupid
6:27 PST 11/12/05
Lord Soth:
Hhhmmmm.......
2:43 PST 11/12/05
Andrew:
11. Ask them to hold the line, there's someone at the door. Don't get back for about 5 minutes. By then, they should be gone.
2:32 PST 11/12/05
Sandeep sudi:
very stupid people
2:16 PST 11/12/05
shelba:
1:05 PST 11/12/05
lauren:
very very very stupid
14:38 PST 11/4/05
hurts:
my...eyes..bleed..
15:30 PST 11/1/05
sad:
15:47 PST 9/14/05
renovator girl:
they were good idews for the phone
16:51 PST 9/13/05
bigvintiny:
thx i will remember that
13:11 PST 9/11/05
angelj:
nice!
8:39 PST 8/28/05
CUTIE:
12:30 PST 8/25/05
brett:
8:32 PST 8/25/05
baby:
20:25 PST 8/22/05
Caller101:
19:37 PST 8/22/05
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