?:
All good except for the fact that the last one is stolen from Seinfeld.
19:47 PST 10/13/04
puresweetness:
Those are great!! I will try that for sure when I get a call! Now they will know what it is like for us. But hey some people have to earn a living as well too
14:26 PST 9/29/04
Anidear2:
oh yead, I love this, keep it up
2:12 PST 9/20/04
Mike Scherer:
BOOBIES! I LOVE PP TOO!
9:54 PST 9/15/04
walkinggenius:
good stuff
2:31 PST 9/9/04
nick:
Im a telemarketer, I thought i'd heard them all, Prettty good.
14:30 PST 9/8/04
What a Mess:
Make them think your in a cult and try too talk them into one
23:31 PST 9/6/04
walkinggenius:
hahaha there was. some goodens! but i dont do that to them i do them to my friends!
23:41 PST 9/5/04
Mike:
Tell them that you are psychic and were expecting their call. Then start telling them they are going to meet a tall dark stranger and so on... It works every time.
15:21 PST 9/5/04
heleana:
Too long and to dull, besides, I've seen this before.
14:10 PST 9/5/04
magicalme:
those are good! maybe I will try number 3?! i have no friends, but will you be mine? then they say no and i fake a cry until they say yes!
14:29 PST 9/4/04
jaq :
LOL, my 16 year old son like to pretend he's likes guys and attempts to set up a kinky fetish date with them sometimes, then on other occasions accuses them of stalking him, and screams for the police. I would correct this ill behavior, but it works like a charm and they never call back.
10:08 PST 9/4/04
Kisquest:
I will..... be so happy that I can't remember even my father's surname if I could hear the voice of love from my beloved lady...!!
3:51 PST 9/4/04
moggie:
i get tlmrkttrs wanting to come and fix my roof i just tell them that iam only renting not the owner and they hang up
3:15 PST 9/4/04
Grease:
I like trying to sell THEM stuff!
2:23 PST 9/4/04
I luv cheese:
hey people
13:43 PST 9/2/04
matt the batt:
.....i'm not going to bother
18:24 PST 8/12/04
smily:
your welcome
9:19 PST 7/18/04
h,e,l,l yea:
i want to
19:18 PST 7/6/04
me:
im naked.....wanna see????
21:33 PST 6/18/04
kekeO7:
10 is the best!! :d
6:03 PST 6/14/04
MasiaOne:
i like a song and i dont know wat its called 
15:32 PST 6/12/04
laura:
believe me.. number 10 actually works!!!
6:23 PST 5/31/04
zman:
stupid
15:59 PST 5/24/04
Noname:
Very funny. I have actually done quite a few of those.
20:36 PST 5/9/04
Shoe^repair:
Evan I bet you staye^d after cla^ss more often than not and had some chalkboard as^signments 
Yes Yes Yes 3x enough you sound like Nancy Reagan!! Loved her book "My Turn"!!
22:48 PST 5/2/04
Shoestore:
Tell the telemarketer you sell moth balls, ABC gum, psychopsychology and loose booty.
5:07 PST 4/26/04
pancake:
U R CRAZY EVAN 2 B WRITIN ALL OF TAT
18:56 PST 4/25/04
NOBULL:
lighten up Dana, wedont want hear your wining over the internet. thats what your parents are for.
9:00 PST 4/25/04
mie:
I love it!!! it's great!!! 
1:52 PST 4/25/04
Evan:
No nO NO no No nO no NO nO No NO NO no No nO No NO no nO No no NO No nO NO no No nO no NO nO No NO NO no No nO No NO no nO No no NO No nO NO no No nO no NO nO No NO NO no No nO No NO no nO No no NO No nO NO no No nO no NO nO No NO NO no No nO No NO no nO No no NO No nO NO no No nO no NO nO No NO NO
13:44 PST 4/24/04
henry jameson:
i love it .its a frigin riot
7:19 PST 4/23/04
SHOE BLONDY:
DANA,HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MUNCH ON MOMO, YOU UGLY LITTLE SKINNY TWERP! IT'S YOU, NOT YA, YOU STUPID MUSH FACE, YOU MUST BE A REDHEAD,YOU BIG MOMO!!!!!!
7:14 PST 4/23/04
heleana:
Seen it before, yawn.
18:32 PST 4/22/04
Jay:
These are some good ideas. I am definitely going to try 10, but I probably won't be able to keep from laughing.
13:25 PST 4/22/04
Dana:
Hey blondy, whats with all the momo shine stuff, that is the most idiotic thing I've heard, and learn to spell ya moron. It's not digust, it's disgust, you moron!!!
7:31 PST 4/22/04
BLONDY:
I JUST TELL THEM THEY ARE MOMO SHINES,AND THEY HANG UP IN DIGUST.
6:49 PST 4/22/04
Blackcat:
Telling them you died isn't always good... someone once told me they did it and got a fruit basket from the company saying "We're sorry for your loss"
18:26 PST 4/21/04
MoMo:
D''ck cardboard!
17:39 PST 4/21/04
toxicsweetstuf:
I love these! Especially number 10, I don't know if I would use it though because I am nice. But don't mess with me or you'll get it!
14:39 PST 4/21/04
shugs:
just tell them you died! never fails always gets 'em
13:55 PST 4/21/04
MoMo:
that was great. Next time a telemarketer calls, tell them your name is Richard Shine but u prefer D"ck Shine. haha
11:34 PST 4/21/04
ttfftoo:
I used to get five to ten calls a day. I just kept telling them that I was just the babysitter. After about two weeks of that they quit calling me. It's been probably six months now and I get maybe two calls a week.
10:45 PST 4/21/04
disturbed:
I used to do this for a living and hated it but it was good money.The best thing ever done to me was this one guy why would talk in a different accent everytime he said something and finally when he was done with me I got so confused.He started asking me questions like he was the telemarketer
10:31 PST 4/21/04
Venus:
I love eggs from my head down to my legs the incredible edible EGG!!!!!
6:45 PST 4/21/04
ALUCARD:
Tell them you are only 6 years old and talk in a chlidlike voice. They will ask for your Mom or Dad. Explain to them they had a fight and both left and would they come stay with you until someone gets home. They stammer and stutter a lot after that.
5:46 PST 4/21/04
KrazyKuzy:
Tell them to change their favorite color for you, then hang up. Then, call them again later and ask what their favorite color is.
4:02 PST 4/21/04
Damon:
one time i whistled in the phone
19:45 PST 4/2/04
Talk to What?:
Things I have done to Tele. I have put the phone down on the table and left it till I hear the beeping. They would not let me get a word in so I just put it down. I have put them on hold so they can talk to nothing. They like to call at supper time and my food was getting cold.
11:47 PST 3/22/04
chad:
call 4102280163 for a good time
10:07 PST 3/15/04
angela:
;]
7:38 PST 3/13/04
Me:
O man i like the 10th one thats so awsom
18:12 PST 3/11/04
Smiley:
Thanks, FIVEofUS!!!!! I missed that one. I guess we are not all that perfect!! ha. I don't like to insult people or make them feel small, I all want to do is help those sweet souls who were sleeping during English 101!!! Bad spellers beware Smiley Spelling is here!!!
12:41 PST 3/3/04
FIVEofUS!!!!!!!:
LOL SMILEY!!!!! You cracked us up! We took a vote and hope you come in again! Weed out the amy2's etc. and have some peace again. P.S. tombz used the wrong form of "to" also. (He used the number when it should have been the word form.)
0:20 PST 3/2/04
Smiley:
Hey tombz, it's time for your Spelling 101 lessons. id = I'd, luv = love, johnny = Johnny, hav = have. I hope this lesson was useful and please practice them 3 times a day. Until next lesson!! By the way how old are you?
13:40 PST 3/1/04
tombz:
id luv 2 say what johnny says but i dont think they hav them in my country
11:05 PST 2/26/04
Smiley:
You people are so rude!! I get those calls all the time and all I say is "No thank you I am not interested" and they say "That's fine" There is no need to insult anyone they are just doing their job. How would you like it if you were in their position and people did that to you??
20:59 PST 2/18/04
Rick:
when you pick up the phone shout out in a hill billy accent "hey floyd, put that gun down" then say to the telemarketer "hi, can i help you"
14:34 PST 2/16/04
johnny:
just say over & over,"are you touching it?"
7:00 PST 1/24/04
Jessi Y:
hehe thats great we always have a telemarketer call for mr. or mrs. jordan then they say the first name is micheal whatever
18:18 PST 1/12/04
kestrel:
just might work.....
16:52 PST 1/12/04
steph:
that funny i will try!
13:34 PST 1/11/04
Frosty:
Just after reading this I had a telemarketer call. I started laughing so hard I couldn't say anything. The she held on until I stopped. I explained why I was laughing so hard. I then had to wait for her to stop laughing. Then she asked me my political views. Laughing to crying... 2 seconds flat.
21:26 PST 1/9/04
stone cold:
answer the phone and act like your havuing s/ex while talking with them
14:04 PST 1/9/04
trina bug:
I love it!! Can't wait to try one.....Hold on, My phone is ringing!! ha ha, Good one!
22:09 PST 1/8/04
kauigrl1:
lol!!1I would love to try one of these out!!!!
11:25 PST 1/8/04
ACE::::
You just say NO to one and another one from the same company calls you the next day. I love these tips and as much as I hate telemarketers, I kinda wish one would call me out so I can try one of these tips out.
10:42 PST 1/8/04
vim:
THESE ARE FANTASTIC, THANKS FOR THE TIPS
2:31 PST 1/8/04
Manje:
Very Good..I'm tired of all these!
1:53 PST 1/8/04
Goldiesmurfett:
DAM SKIPPY!
23:15 PST 1/7/04
Bper:
Very Good!
22:39 PST 1/7/04
Julie:
These are great
18:10 PST 1/7/04
Ha Ha:
Those are actually pretty funny. I like 2 and 4 the best.
16:57 PST 1/7/04
Bob:
I'm gonna have to try those.
15:08 PST 1/7/04
swamp fox:
I used to set appointments for vacuum sales and when I called I would have my party hat on we all had a good time( I'm not your run of the mill salesman) ppl felt good when I was done talking.
15:00 PST 1/7/04
Laurie:
Excellent!!
14:16 PST 1/7/04
scouser:
easyer to tell them piss off then hang up you wont get called again belive me it works.
14:00 PST 1/7/04
kisses:
i love it lololol
13:37 PST 1/7/04
sheff:
these are very gooooood. i like these a LOT
12:48 PST 1/7/04
Tiffany:
Hey! A telemarketer called me once and when I said i'm not interested and hung up, they called me back and cussed me out!! I was very mad.
12:19 PST 1/7/04
LJsBaby:
LMAO I think I will use those next time
12:11 PST 1/7/04
pawprints:
That is great. I love it. Been there done that.
11:54 PST 1/7/04
paperhog2003:
that was awsome, I ought to try that some time!
9:25 PST 1/7/04
Mel:
this is great!
8:56 PST 1/7/04
Mabel:
Very good material. I get alot of telemarketer calls and I will use these. Good, very good.
8:12 PST 1/7/04
Dana:
I LOVE THIS!! I WILL USE THEM ALL!!!!!
8:03 PST 1/7/04
K .HALL:
ha , ha , ha , . . I did not feel like reading !
8:02 PST 1/7/04
not.str8goddess:
Definatly will have to try some of these! I used to be a telemarketer, and it isn't fun, but much props to those who do it. Just don't call me!! Love to ALL!!
7:49 PST 1/7/04
str8man:
Well Doug, I wouldn't say NO seller ... so, where do you live? Are you married, Doug? Children? What do you do for a living, Doug? What's your email address, Doug? How often would you say you use computer equipment? Hourly? Daily? 2 to 3 times a week? Once a week? ...
6:05 PST 1/7/04
Doug:
Telemarketers aren't the only rude and persistent people in the world. If You have no sales resistance, some body is going to sell you a sack of something you don't want. So just say no and that's it, hang up. No seller can get past a dead phone.
9:07 PST 1/6/04
a chick:
This is funny. I must admit that I do feel sorry for them because if they are working at the more you get the more you are paid you can understand them being annoying, although I have found some good ones.
5:53 PST 12/25/03
telemarketer:
I'm a telemarketer, and I believe that if someone says they aren't interested, you should just say "Thank you any way. Have a nice day." and move down your list.
6:55 PST 12/14/03
GracieAnn:
If the telemarketers would take a civil and courteous no as an answer then we wouldn't need any of these or have to play tricks. I have yet to come across a "nice" telemarketer.The way I handle it is , I say "If you are selling something, I'm not interested in buying.Then I say goodbye and hangup
23:50 PST 12/12/03
Tristen:
Me gusta mucho. I keep getting these icky telemarketer calls and I used the "are you the salseperson?" one and it worked
21:33 PST 12/12/03
mie:
VERY VERY CLEAVER!!!
5:24 PST 12/11/03
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