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ruskigal: Yep! i like it. But can never remember all the good lines when a telemarketer calls.
5:25 PST 12/9/03
BiBritneyBabe: What the fu~ck does god have to do with any of this...u fu~cks need to get a life, we come here to read jokes, not have a retard bible study!If u wanna do that sh~it, do it on your own time.
8:44 PST 12/7/03
GoofyGal: Jeepers... what does God have to do with this joke? What's the BFD, do telamarketers not get paid if customanuers are rude?
23:56 PST 12/1/03
star dot star: thankyou lynnb
16:58 PST 12/1/03
mean 1 mr grin: Peanuts,,, never,,, and I mean never say that about someone else,,, cause sure as you do,,, it will happen !!!
16:50 PST 12/1/03
Lauren: Quennie I have to agree with lynnb. Don't get to the point where you overlook the most important part of the bible...not to judge. My cousins do that and it is really annoying. You have ur belief and lynnb has her belief. Stick to ur own life.
16:40 PST 11/29/03
lynnb: Quennie,get a life sweety,I am a non christian and believe me I am a nice person and I lead a very happy life.So if believing in a god gives you the right to bad mouth people,then all I can say is.... Atheist's Unite
2:17 PST 11/27/03
Debra H: Just be honest and say I am not interested and hang up
16:08 PST 11/24/03
TANYA: WHEN THEY TRY TO SELL ME SOMETHING I TRY TO SELL THEM SOMETHING THAT I HAVE
8:18 PST 11/24/03
throwed dude: man once i said "13itch stop calling h0e!" then i hung up and laughed!
16:23 PST 11/23/03
turk: i just say can you hold please and lay down the phone and go back to wkat i was doing.
12:13 PST 11/17/03
Quennie: People like Jane and Chichawa who don't have a religion and don't believe in God most likely live a miserable lousy life anyway. They live like dogs with no meaning in life. Remember everything you do whether good or bad in the dark or in broad daylight, athiest or not GOD IS WATCHING YOU!!!!
20:30 PST 11/16/03
uhh i dunno: when they start talkin say he llo over and over and keep getting louder for like 3 times and then say sumtin like well i guess no one is there and hang up on them or when u answer scream wat do u want and hang up
14:38 PST 11/14/03
jimcatt: Its a Great idea,And seems like a laugh to me.
2:19 PST 11/14/03
mean 1 mr grin: LOL I always tell them , sure I'll buy it, just gimme a minute to finish printing up my fake credit card
16:24 PST 11/12/03
Incrdblwoman: These are great!!!...Telemarketing is an honest pay, I did it once myself..But NOBODY gives a rats behind when your bugging them in the middle of dinner, homework, dishes, kids crying. Keep it during business hours, like everything else.
19:34 PST 11/11/03
Sandy: i also might try a peice of my dads pants someday,too!
15:00 PST 11/10/03
Sandy: Well,it might just work. Maybe I might try that some time.
14:55 PST 11/10/03
mandy: i will try this.
1:34 PST 11/10/03
CHICKAWA!::: olivia...you are the stupid one...you are trained and you sound like you were born into your dumb religion....you cant say anything b/c there is no real way TO know....i dont like religous people very much...so stuborn
23:37 PST 11/7/03
olivia: have fun burning ever after, jane!!!!stupid athiaist!!!! what created all the heavens and earth if there isnt a GOD
15:04 PST 11/7/03
homoseckual: i love dina bousquet more than all u mother fuhkers
18:19 PST 11/6/03
AMIE: QUENNIE' SCHOOL DOT HELP SOME PEOPLE.
6:21 PST 11/5/03
saba: cool really like them..but if everybody does this ...what of the , salesperson lol
22:07 PST 11/4/03
Quennie: These are great ways to get rid of telemarketers, but remember this is their job or else they don't eat. Some of you people need to go back to school and learn how to spell!!!
16:32 PST 11/4/03
klr: We would all be rich if we had a dollar for every telemarketer who called!!!!! I'll have to try these.They are great!!!!
15:21 PST 11/4/03
caliangel: THAT WAS HECKA FUNNY!!!!! I think ill use them......hahaha.....
20:43 PST 10/31/03
netmomo: HILARIOUS! What a way to get rid of them! Here is another one: If they ask for the owner of the home, tell them they aren't there, you RENT!
20:00 PST 10/30/03
Candle: I was reading comments from telemarketers on here discussing rude customers. How about rude telemarketers??? Some of you need to be polite yourselves. You get snotty and nasty when you are told NO politely. If you are ALL STUDENTS, then you need to learn some manners yourself and act professional!
15:30 PST 10/30/03
CRAZY GRILS: :,) CRAZY
6:43 PST 10/30/03
robert : lol it was a telemarketer till I lost control wrote down a rude customers address and beat him with a bat... that was the best feeling in the world..
7:28 PST 10/29/03
rohan: i like 10 it a real good stratagy...
21:03 PST 10/28/03
ROBERTA: i'm a telemarketer and you can all just go to he/ll
18:12 PST 10/28/03
billy: telemarketers rejoyce! you are not the bottom of the barrel. collection callers have that ti.tle soulless blood sucers make commish, Die evil bill collector!
20:32 PST 10/27/03
stumr2: When they ask to speak to the man or lady of the house tell them that unfortunately he is in prison. Then pause....... he got caught murdering telesales people!!
16:38 PST 10/27/03
lady TM: great! i've printed these and stuck them next to my phone at home and at work!!!!1
0:01 PST 10/27/03
iLoVeHiM: Michael Chimpy,I think I know u.It sounds xactly like somethin u would do!U all need a sense of humor u no.i do this stuff all the time!Most of the time i tell them the guy theyre callin for is dead!But he really is so ya know im not lyin.all u that are telemarketers really need a new job.there are
13:57 PST 10/26/03
Pokie: THESE WOULD BE FUN TO USE. I THINK THEY MIGHT WORK.
21:06 PST 10/25/03
janet: Very funny, I needed a larf
14:48 PST 10/25/03
Stari: HAHAHA this ones going to be fun to use!! lol
10:19 PST 10/25/03
Gina: Thanks Alien Goddess, but we arnt that unfortunate. We happen to all be students stufying needing part time work. They pay at least 4 times more than any onther job known, so in the end........we are really laughing at all those rude people! Just remember guys, we have ALL your details!!!!!!!!!!!
6:32 PST 10/25/03
djacs2003: These are good! I know that we all have to work, but please, get a REAL job, one that does not purposely bother other people!
17:07 PST 10/24/03
ladybugz: How funny!I cant wait to use um!
15:45 PST 10/24/03
ROHO:: ALUCARD; And you said you have how many fingers on one hand? And you can count all your friends on that one hand? Telemarketers aren't a practical joke, their grounds for a divorce!
13:04 PST 10/24/03
Babecakes: I think i will use these! they look like fun. hehehe
12:52 PST 10/24/03
JacyBaba: I actually tried those and they all worked and we don't have as many telemarketers except for the occasional computer ones.Ha Ha!!
11:59 PST 10/24/03
kookie: great list...have used some of them ...gotta use the rest !!! ha ha...
8:55 PST 10/24/03
AMIE: FUNNY HA'HA'
6:34 PST 10/24/03
jeremey: thank you!!!!!!
20:41 PST 10/23/03
Doofster13: Thats Perfect, I already do all of that stuff!!!!!
19:55 PST 10/23/03
bob: i'm still laughing!
19:50 PST 10/23/03
Beth Ann: This is sooo funny. It annoys me whe those people call...I understand it's there job and everything but to all you that are like gettin upset about it...yall need to take a chill pill because first of all it's just a joke...and second of all every job is annoying to some people!!!
19:48 PST 10/23/03
heather: that is great, they call all of the time and my fiends and i pretend to be in a big argument or something, but some of these suggestions are way better, i will have to remember them.
19:15 PST 10/23/03
Joanie: i'm gonna remember that next time they call. that should be fun
17:35 PST 10/23/03
joyce: TOO FUNNY , SEND MORE
17:32 PST 10/23/03
Max: funny. I used to be telemarketer myself but you gotta see the Humor in it.
15:08 PST 10/23/03
Michele: Man I have to try this.It is going to be so funny .
15:00 PST 10/23/03
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14:31 PST 10/23/03
Stupid: i am totaly going to try this!
14:06 PST 10/23/03
ja!!!: hahaha....i am gonna print these and put them next to the phone
12:07 PST 10/23/03
jessi: All these people who are saying that we should be nice to the telemarketers have obviously never gotten woke up at 9am after working all night and not being able to get any sleep b/c they won't take no for an answer and keep calling back after you hang up on them. WELL I HAVE so i will try this.
9:50 PST 10/23/03
angel33: We always tell the phone companies trying to get you to switch over, "Oh, That sounds like a great deal, but I'm sorry, we don't have a phone."
8:18 PST 10/23/03
The J man: TOO FUNNY!!!
8:17 PST 10/23/03
Dolly: hehhehe
7:14 PST 10/23/03
tanya: oh, man this is the most hilarious thing in the world.... i love messin with those dumb telemarketers!!!!!
6:01 PST 10/23/03
Redsun: when the kids are cryin to be fed, youve been workin all day, thats when they call sometimes you have to rude or they wont take your "no" for an answer
5:22 PST 10/23/03
Peanuts: All you have to say is ,"You know what, thanks, but I'm just getting over the death of my brother..."
4:27 PST 10/23/03
HHH: DJGFHV
3:12 PST 10/23/03
moggie: i will talk almost to anyone as long as their Not trying to sell me something or talking dirty or politics or sports YAWN
3:09 PST 10/23/03
Krazykuzy: Shut up, Aye. You obviously have no sense of humor. This is a hypothetical humorous situation, not an actual suggestion to say rude things.
3:04 PST 10/23/03
aye: they seem to be a rude joke, people are trying to make a living, a polite no will do, we should not do what we don't want for others to do for us.
23:07 PST 10/22/03
Diane: very funny, I'll try it
22:09 PST 10/22/03
dragonchick: LOL , this is hilarious , I love it lighten up you tight wads and enjoy a good joke , whats it coming too when you cant even laugh about stuff anymore ?!? go slap yourself if you think any of the jokes are stupid , and then laugh !!
21:46 PST 10/22/03
Jane: Jesus Christ Fran its a joke not everything is about YOUR christian GOD or warrants a comment about HIM its just a bit of fun and a Good one.
21:00 PST 10/22/03
heleana: Love it!!!!!
20:22 PST 10/22/03
Fran: We all have to work. The most important thing to remember is GOD wants us all to love and be kind to one another. No matter who calls you on your phone, be polite. There's life in the power of the tongue. Use it harshly and it will come back at you. What you sow you will also reap
20:12 PST 10/22/03
AngelsGurl007: that's just great! i should try this!!
19:38 PST 10/22/03
Milena : Have a silent Number, it works.
19:27 PST 10/22/03
zincsheet: great just great one of the best
17:16 PST 10/22/03
untamed: brilliant
17:13 PST 10/22/03
Christina: haha
16:38 PST 10/22/03
Roberto: I just wanted to thank Barbara for finally paying credit to where it was due. Thank you for finally living up to the rest of the group's obligation.
16:18 PST 10/22/03
Barbara: These comments are not directed to the people themselves just to the job. I loved it and will use them the next time they call me. I'll give credit to seinfeld good job jerry.
15:27 PST 10/22/03
Diane: Golly! I am soo going to try those out! That will be so much fun! (evil laugh)
15:10 PST 10/22/03
Genie: I am actually one of those telemarketers. I do depend on this as a supplement to my disability check per month. For the most part most people are nice and listen to what you have to say. And for those who get rude, I just politely hang up, and move on to the next person on the list.
15:08 PST 10/22/03
Kris: That will surely make em' cry :')
14:38 PST 10/22/03
nicole31313: I'm going to try the no no no one. Because just today I got a call and they just didn't understand the first 3 times I told them no. I actually had to call the company back just to tell them no.
14:35 PST 10/22/03
giselle: this is hot! imma try that on at&t. they can't leave me the f/ck lone!!
13:43 PST 10/22/03
Jennifer: Whoever made that fart comment is not funny, but just blatantly immature.
12:59 PST 10/22/03
navdip: i'm gonna try this the moment i get a call from some telemarketeer now
12:29 PST 10/22/03
Michael Chimpy: I used to fart into the phone and see what they would do.
12:05 PST 10/22/03
Fozzy: Damm Straight
12:04 PST 10/22/03
La Vette: I used to just hold the phone and say nothing until they hung up
12:01 PST 10/22/03
ALUCARD: WHEN THEY ASK IF YOU ARE MR. OR MRS.JOHN DOE. TELL THEM NO AND GIVE THEM A FRIENDS NAME AND ADDRESS AND THAT YOU WOULD LOVE A SATELLITE DISH ETC. COULD THEY COME OUT THE NEXT TO INSTALL. GREAT PRACTICAL JOKE.
11:57 PST 10/22/03
ROHO:: Oh Sure! Now they come out with this. AFTER I'm signed up on the national do not call list! I would've had fun using these!
11:50 PST 10/22/03
Timothy Burton: yeah i say the seinfeld comment and i think it sux. Whoever you are stop bragging about it or trying to take credit for it.
11:45 PST 10/22/03
estelle: very interesting thank you
11:12 PST 10/22/03
shonuff: i'll b usin' some these, thanx
10:33 PST 10/22/03
Roberto : Did anyone see the comment by Paul about "Seinfeld" b/c i think he makes a valid point.
10:10 PST 10/22/03
Lisa: funny
10:09 PST 10/22/03
JezzieBear: Wot woz it about?
10:06 PST 10/22/03
da dudette: totally awesome........
9:53 PST 10/22/03
MissVeronicaHQ: this was funny..also when they are selling you something and you are saying NO over and over again..when they ask you Why you dont want it? Just keep saying "Cuzz i don't want it, I just dont want it!" Over and over again..I also tell them Oh thats nice..but I dont want it..it works!!
9:44 PST 10/22/03
Paul: Hey,way to steal that last idea directly from "Seinfeld" and then not give credit to it.
9:39 PST 10/22/03
just2playwitu: I feel for telemarketers i know they are people but dangit they call when i finally get home to unwind not sit and go through all there questions and if you don't have a credit card they hang up on u. So i will be using some of these! thanks.
9:38 PST 10/22/03
butercup: everyone who deals with the public is subjectd to abuse, its comes with the job, telemarketers are not excluded.... like it says give me your home phone number to force you int buying something that you really dont want or need, an make it seem like im gettig the best deal possible, when im not
9:28 PST 10/22/03
izee: simply amazing!!
9:01 PST 10/22/03
adamk: i will definitely be using some of those!!!
8:43 PST 10/22/03
starr: i think they mite actually work so i'll giv it a go
8:25 PST 10/22/03
atlast: I love it!
8:23 PST 10/22/03
james hill: Or just say,hold Ive heard your first ten, and let the telephone com make thier statement
8:17 PST 10/22/03
bomboclot: not funny
8:13 PST 10/22/03
sttrinians: I'm a pagan, I'll go along with the Plaidian, Alien Goddess, Blessed Be
8:12 PST 10/22/03
ALIEN GODDESS: TELEMARKETERS ARE PEOPLE WHO DEPEND ON THEIR JOBS TO MAKE A LIVING.THEIR ARE OLDER PEOPLE WHO CANNOT LIVE OFF OF THEIR SMALL MONTHLY CHECKS!THEY ARE DISABLED PEOPLE THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL GIVE A JOB TO!THEY ARE SINGLE MOMS WHO HAVE NO PLACE ELSE TO TURN!REMEMBER,THEY ARE HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU!!!
8:05 PST 10/22/03
Debbie: OR JUST ADD YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO THE DO NOT CALL LIST
7:57 PST 10/22/03
chris: this is all sh a it
7:50 PST 10/22/03
str8man: finally, something worthy
7:24 PST 10/22/03
shab: good ideas
3:41 PST 10/22/03
Rob: Excellent stuff. Why all the bad karma directed against telemarketers? I know they're annoying but this is almost a hate campaign. Actually, bring it on!!!!!
1:36 PST 10/22/03
Tom Dudely: I'm gonna have to use some of those
0:15 PST 10/22/03
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