Lowell:
What
15:26 PST 9/4/04
SHOE:
I agree, in general, it is all one corrupt government. However certain crprtn's (within) can be more corrupt! Liberal has the meaning of "open^minded, tolerant, generous", sometimes that can border on "wastefulnees". Word conservatism can have good connotations too, in areas! Careful of Vocab.
12:49 PST 8/5/04
heleana:
Well I'll ask you something, what's worse? Some corrupt companies or one BIG corrupt Government controlling everything and acting like a cartel? Liberalism and COMMUNISM choses Government. Go look at Rob's earlier comment about Democracy. That is Liberalism in a nut sh.ell!
8:26 PST 8/5/04
SHOE:
Heleana, what is this about liberalism. I will check out Global Crossing, but Enron was QUITE corrupt, and usually big business ='s conservatism. No, also in communism, they got some milk...they may had to wait in lines for it but they got it.
22:13 PST 8/4/04
your mr wright:
hasnt this already been aired on this website? and if you dont get it just think...scamming the system, then think about it
7:57 PST 8/4/04
heleana:
As always, they fail to mention Global Crossing.
20:39 PST 8/2/04
Brad:
For those who don't get it, unfortunately neither did Enron that's why they crashed!!
13:06 PST 8/2/04
Marko:
I cant see why this is complicated theres only two cows, but then again its enron, so if this confused any of u, your just retarded
9:12 PST 8/2/04
Ken:
Very close to the truth. Mammon has become the god of the USA.
7:47 PST 8/2/04
ALUCARD:
SANDRA BULLOCK IS NOT BAD IN THE MOVIE AND THE BLONDE,HOOKER.THIEF WENT ON TO PLAY A COP ON NASH BRIDGES SEIES. FUN MOVIE.
7:17 PST 8/2/04
Kisquest:
Well...2 complicated the last 1...I think of the song............
Song ti^tle:LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE
Artist:The Searchers
"I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold^capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty Fourth and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine
I told her that I was a flop with chics
I've been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
(guitar solo)
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine"
3:18 PST 8/2/04
Leo:
Does it works for Parmalat too?
2:47 PST 8/2/04
Josh:
How can you not get this one?!
21:41 PST 6/17/04
Spike0mnicious:
how can people be stupid enough not to get this.....its truely a mystery
12:30 PST 5/3/04
Me:
I seriously don't get it...if ur gonna tell a joke, make sure evry1 understands it first 
18:59 PST 4/13/04
Spree:
i dont get it!!
19:29 PST 1/7/04
sxy:
I loved it ... too scary to be real ... hmmmm
16:24 PST 1/6/04
Salah Latif:
This joke is ment for people with financial background. Don't cry if no one understood it...Clever
23:43 PST 12/15/03
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12:19 PST 12/13/03
KaRtOoN:
Uh all you loserz clownin on them about not getting it should like . . kill yourselves for trying to act all smart an sh!+ . . I know I ragged on people on other ones . . but you people are over doin it. . actin SOOOO smart . . geeze .. I get it . .but that was dumb
23:21 PST 12/12/03
cat6:
:
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3:36 PST 12/11/03
CharlieDJ:
Rob if they had added yours on there i think more poeple would have found it funny! Good job!
21:23 PST 12/7/03
BYRDMANO614:
THERE IS ALWAYS THE WTO
13:27 PST 12/6/03
Little Neko:
ummmm....do i have to understand that?

11:36 PST 11/29/03
blue:
lol...wait..i don't get it
19:07 PST 11/28/03
lynnb:
Was going to say "Only in America"
but we have had our share of Enron's..same practice,different name.
2:51 PST 11/27/03
angelica:
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Sorry dont get it CORNY!!!!!!
15:39 PST 11/25/03
Tiffany:
eww! Wait... I don't get it.
19:34 PST 11/22/03
sekcbaby:
lol
17:00 PST 11/15/03
angel4life:
riteo.
2:58 PST 11/15/03
haliwell sista:
whasat
19:21 PST 11/10/03
Smiley:
maybe i should try that with my 2 cows... or even my pigs... LMAO hahahaha
0:03 PST 11/4/03
MeMySeLfAnD..:
i dont get it. 
9:32 PST 10/30/03
billy:
this joke is terribly funny! simple explanation..enron selling cows it dont have. you guys wanna buy a cow? hahahahaha joke on you! thanks for your hard earned money! no cow for you! hahaha! not so funny now! hahahahaha!
20:55 PST 10/27/03
kookie:
i agree with ROHO ...
19:12 PST 10/24/03
AMIE:

6:39 PST 10/24/03
fangscharger:
for those who understand the various government systems of the world and economics to a point, the joke is very clever and funny. Well done Rob for adding Democracy to the mix. I liked it.
5:05 PST 10/22/03
kissme:
i dont get it at all and it not funni
11:26 PST 10/21/03
Dara Dim:
Dara
21:24 PST 10/19/03
babynena:
what does it mean please explain!
8:57 PST 10/19/03
jcoul96:
rrriiiigggghhhtttt... Please Explain
21:20 PST 10/18/03
bob:
what a load of s~$t
4:34 PST 10/16/03
k/a/k/a /p/o/o :
this was a stink one i didn't even get it must be judst me, ha ha ha
21:59 PST 10/14/03
ROHO::
This happens all the time. Those of you who don't get the Enron part should start reading the papers (other than the funnies)or listen to the news!
11:14 PST 10/10/03
romeo:
they get milk from the cows..and
how about from the bull it's a shi.....
21:14 PST 10/9/03
ChickinCanada:
okay whatever the heck that was about
8:56 PST 10/9/03
DD:
Don't we get enough of this from the news comentators, why f up our daily chuckles
18:26 PST 10/8/03
dl:
political and a tad intellectual. to get the joke the reader has to be familiarized with politics and economics AND really pay attention to what is written, that is the type of jokes I like. It was funny.
15:22 PST 10/8/03
Rob:
What about DEMOCRACY // You have two cows. Vote on whether to milk them or not. Can't achieve a majority decision. Throw away wasted milk. Import milk from 3rd world. Contaminate our milk supply with dodgy imports. Burn our 2 cows. Raise taxes to buy 2 more cows that never get milked. AD INFINITUM
3:11 PST 10/8/03
FRO:
lemme clarify for those of you who don't get it...
they have 2, but no 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and now 8.
23:05 PST 10/7/03
MYOB:
WTF is this all about?
22:18 PST 10/7/03
your mr wright:
if you dont get it dont embaras yourself by saying you dont get it, ask someone to explain it to you dum arz
20:40 PST 10/7/03
robertl:
they got it from the federal reserve banking system (fed),international monitary fund(imf)and the internal revinue system(irs). IF they can legaly do it why not the rest of us?
19:41 PST 10/7/03
joanne:
dont get it either.
17:54 PST 10/7/03
babz:
i don't mean to change the sub. (actually yes i do) but do u think americans are helping iraq or not?
14:57 PST 10/7/03
Baby Fon:
I dont get it at all!
13:48 PST 10/7/03
ALUCARD:
Jodie, don't worry there are a lot of people that won't get it. At least you admit it..They won't
10:53 PST 10/7/03
Julie:
hey drp i know that you are right but hey don't critise our govenment i mean i have a fiance that is over there in iraq i am really pleased about what he is doing and i support him ok soo lets just think that it is cool that we are doing something to help other countries....
10:30 PST 10/7/03
jodie:
i dont get it!
9:58 PST 10/7/03
thing2:
its so true. and the sad thing is people do it all the time
9:17 PST 10/7/03
jackie:
big deal! w/e
9:14 PST 10/7/03
heleana:
I've seen it before. What about Gobal Crossing? When are the liberals going to owe up for their debacles?
8:39 PST 10/7/03
DRP:
Are you sure "W" did not come up with this? Sounds like the Iraq accounting. Spend billions bombing then billions rebuilding.
8:14 PST 10/7/03
Peaches:
I have seen the first parts of this joke before. The Enron has been added on. Even though most of it is old, it is actually rather clever. 
1:08 PST 10/7/03
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