Chip:
I love new ideas
7:45 PST 10/19/04
ace:
13:44 PST 10/3/04
mike:
can u dig it
12:26 PST 9/16/04
matt the batt:
THAT GIRL SOuNDS NICE
18:42 PST 8/12/04
Kisquest:
I think this one's especially for 3 after broom factory in SAN FRANSICO...and the newlywed man seem to be not unaware...!!
1:27 PST 7/20/04
heleana:
I'd like to meet that guy, too bad he's taken!
8:25 PST 7/19/04
your mr wright:
true jessica, too true...i can wait all my life for it. 2 words also, OLD JOKE
19:24 PST 7/18/04
ALUCARD:
WEBSTER..IDIOT:TAKEN FROM THE GREEK..PRIVATE PERSON OR "LAY" MAN
LOOK OUT LADIES IT'S THE "LAY"MAN.
I'M NOT AN IDIOT (do like a good lay), but in N.E. TEXAS IT'S IGGET
AND IT TOO ME A WHILE. LET'S JUST PLAY NICE AND EVERYBODY GET ALONG.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.CIAO
10:23 PST 7/18/04
Momo this:
Shoepolish..you realle are an idiot!!
9:22 PST 7/18/04
ALUCARD:
THE OTHER VERSION ARE, NOT WELCOME IN WAL MART, SHE DROPPED SOAP AND PICKED IT UP SO NOT WELCOME IN SAFEWAY AND SEVERAL OTHER CONCERNING MCDONALDS, BURGER KING AND KFC. IT'S ONE OF THE OLD STAND BY JOKES THAT EVERYBODY KOWS, BUT LAUGHS ANYWAY.
7:25 PST 7/18/04
GothicShadow:
...pretty good...
12:33 PST 7/7/04
tonystewartfan:
hahaha...lol!!!!!! that was funny!!!! loved it!
0:51 PST 7/3/04
drukenboy:
home depot takes a hole new meaning for me now
13:33 PST 6/8/04
uday:
so funny
21:54 PST 6/5/04
Shoepolish:
Really the minister said, "great you can paint my church, inside and out" Good one Alucard, Tvmuzik, Joel and Weirdy (best 4 here). I think he meant he had to have another can (her) cuz RUST took over, not lust!!
2:19 PST 6/3/04
willie:
its a joke dumbasz
if you dont have a sense of humor
then dont put your commentHJ
16:42 PST 6/2/04
mickey:
reminds me of my ex 
9:17 PST 5/28/04
Jim:
that was funny...and gave me some bad ideas next time im at home depot
10:08 PST 5/15/04
Lynn:
That was funny!
6:22 PST 5/6/04
Sarah:
Smiles, That was Funny!!! hahaha
13:53 PST 4/30/04
wat up?:
yeah!!!!!
13:27 PST 4/24/04
alexisonfire:
HAHAHA nice joke man.........
14:47 PST 4/22/04
Me:
Oh god...too funny
19:06 PST 4/13/04
Shorty:
That's was a nice one but wat about the old ppl ? They had it in the car(LOL)
7:48 PST 3/20/04
arielle:
you need to stop
16:10 PST 3/16/04
johnny:
paint makes me horney..
7:12 PST 1/24/04
jeran:
d
14:53 PST 1/21/04
kestrel:
go Jessica wish there were more of us good joke tho lmao!
17:17 PST 1/12/04
Jessica:
I don't think that everything in life is about lust. There are people, good people out there that are fully 100% capable of love, and I am positive that I am one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:03 PST 1/7/04
annjen66:
cute!
19:49 PST 1/4/04
i luv josh k.:
dude, who told?!?
12:24 PST 1/3/04
tigger:
Funny, really good!
8:06 PST 12/25/03
HJ:
Um this is a dumb joke. And really really NOT true. If you are married there is no way that a proper minister would say this to you and as for the Home Depot well that is wrong.
5:05 PST 12/25/03
susy:
this is the funniest joke that i have read so far. 
11:11 PST 12/22/03
MR.mister:
that sounds fun
7:15 PST 12/21/03
Donna :
Soooooooooo frunky funny!!
23:35 PST 12/20/03
GhOsT:
Whahahahahahahhaaha this is one of the funniest joke here... I give a 10!! hahahahaha
3:06 PST 12/19/03
trivas:
12:02 PST 12/16/03
lilmamanay:
this joke is mad funny yo and 4 all yall dum speds who dont get it may someone in your life help cause u need it
6:03 PST 12/16/03
Clarissa:
Interesting!!
11:06 PST 12/14/03
teresa:
me and my bf go to home depot all the time.. theres things to drop on every isle!! you can never do too many home improvements
9:39 PST 12/14/03
t pratt:
this is a really funny joke. it had me laughing straight through
8:37 PST 12/13/03
Rein:
lol
20:15 PST 12/11/03
barbie:
Can anyone here spell! Boo! Bad news.Go back to school. (:
8:38 PST 12/7/03
Oh, no!!!!:
That was rather scary yet funny. The Home Depot workers probably need therapy now.
8:08 PST 12/7/03
sejfrank:
"that is a nice color, now let's try this one babee..."
14:32 PST 12/6/03
Nebula22:
Ha,Ha that is a great joke!!!! Me likey!!!!!
7:01 PST 12/2/03
GoofyGal:
Lowe's let's ya drop thangs... anyways; joke That church, droppin' paint is what keeps this world.a.goin'
23:36 PST 12/1/03
Doug:
Yeah, it's like that every time we go to Home Depot. Frop. Bend. Pork. Drop. Bend. Pork. Ah, well, so we can't go back. There's always WalMart!"
11:59 PST 11/30/03
blue:
what moley said but just incase u don't understand: his wife dropped the paint, she bent over to pick it up and it turned him on so he "did" her right there
19:32 PST 11/28/03
Moley:
Reni: The joke is that he bonked his wife in paint store.
10:38 PST 11/26/03
Topher:
surprise surprise, someone from Poland doesn't get the joke.
15:46 PST 11/24/03
reni from pola:
i don't this joke.Could anyone explain me "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
4:47 PST 11/24/03
lynnb:
Now thats funny......
17:59 PST 11/22/03
Debbie R.:
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!! I LLLLLIIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEEEE IT!!
8:17 PST 11/21/03
JACKSON BROWNE:
NOW THATS A STICKY SITUATION...GET INTO IT...AND RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR BODY...LOVE THAT NEW FRESH PAINT SMELL.....NONE LIKE ANY OTHER....
20:14 PST 11/20/03
ashleyboo:
well that reminds me of...n/m!
i think you got me!
14:17 PST 11/20/03
Eileen:
I'm not married, but its been like that with my boyfriend for 3 years, lol, I love it!
17:40 PST 11/18/03
Createdbylove:
I have been married many, many , many years and it has never changed!! It is great!
7:59 PST 11/18/03
sugar:
we been married for 1 year now and its still like that
8:12 PST 11/17/03
jamshid:
hi
21:51 PST 11/14/03
ferth:
love
17:08 PST 11/14/03
love:
S T!!
14:22 PST 11/14/03
Incrdblwoman:
LOL..Now if that was one of the demonstrations at home depot, I'd be watchin!
18:42 PST 11/11/03
coldnherr:
MY KINDA WIFE!!!
8:57 PST 11/10/03
mandy:
ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbb, tradesmans entrance! great.
1:43 PST 11/10/03
Big Ed:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
18:58 PST 11/6/03
RedHottie!!!:
Really Really funnny!!!!!!That's what I would do if I were a newly wed.!!!???
17:38 PST 11/6/03
gogeta:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
17:23 PST 11/5/03
mcjackson:
i still like having with priests more
11:08 PST 11/2/03
foxmore:
15:43 PST 10/28/03
george:
13:58 PST 10/28/03
bob dole:
5:10 PST 10/26/03
AMIE:
6:41 PST 10/24/03
ROHO::
DL; Don't get your panties in a bunch. Read the punch line, "WE'RE not welcome... She must have been enjoying it also.
12:28 PST 10/22/03
Tom Dudely:
been there... done that... but don't tell anyone.
0:22 PST 10/22/03
Fady:
pretty bad bad joke
17:23 PST 10/21/03
haliwell sista:
haha
19:15 PST 10/20/03
babynena:
funny
15:06 PST 10/20/03
jcoul03:
not a bad joke.
21:27 PST 10/18/03
TIGRIS:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
1:28 PST 10/18/03
demon4life:
I am a man
18:10 PST 10/17/03
jonz:
getting ur stuff from antique shops?
9:41 PST 10/13/03
heingodan:
Good joke pretty funny.
18:23 PST 10/11/03
jam:
it didn't make me laugh
14:17 PST 10/11/03
red:
lol im thinking of trying this one hehehe
8:34 PST 10/10/03
dl:
An 'all right' joke if you are with your pals and have nothing to talk about. Oh yes, and it would be funny if the reader is a man
15:37 PST 10/8/03
Lucy:
Its a quite old Joke!
3:40 PST 10/8/03
Rob:
Quality joke, i hope he gave her two coats.
POEM.........
PAINT
I LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF PAINT
TO COVER UP WHAT AINT
SO NICE
I THINK I'LL COAT IT TWICE
WITH PAINT
2:47 PST 10/8/03
joanne:
Vaginity is like a balloon,1 pick & its gone!
18:07 PST 10/7/03
clover:
That's horrible!!! But it's funny too.
15:52 PST 10/7/03
ROHO::
That's funny!! Yeh Joel, either that or a red light special on aisle 6!
23:03 PST 10/6/03
Stalinfan:
I'm not welcome at Home Depot, but not for that reason
16:07 PST 10/6/03
nancy:
too funny hubby works at home depot!!!!
11:31 PST 10/6/03
Joel:
freeshot on isle 6!!! 
10:28 PST 10/6/03
john:
aight
8:26 PST 10/6/03
zeeman:
I bet lowe's would have discounted the action
16:06 PST 10/5/03
Carolyn:
Dont get it
14:50 PST 10/5/03
Babz:
how idiotic!
:I
13:22 PST 10/4/03
Eduardo:
very good!
10:30 PST 10/4/03
Suzie:
lol Good one Weirdy
9:59 PST 10/4/03
rina:
i got my home paint a little while ago. lol
4:45 PST 10/4/03
Saint:
This joke is ancient... Ho hum...
3:56 PST 10/4/03
mya:
amazin!
2:30 PST 10/4/03
Shandie:
holly cow that is funkin funny
22:59 PST 10/3/03
bratty:
lol hilarious!
22:38 PST 10/3/03
heleana:
Ooooh la la, baby!
21:24 PST 10/3/03
wierdy:
marriage is like a paintjob true just as long your gun dont run out of paint
19:24 PST 10/3/03
tvmuzik:
Marriage is like a paintjob... so many drips and sags to smoothe out.
18:28 PST 10/3/03
Samwise:
on target
18:05 PST 10/3/03
ALUCARD:
Duke...If you tell her what might happen, she will probably want to put on two coats and spread it out
over several days.
17:30 PST 10/3/03
XOXOXOXO:
My husband? Since when did he pick up a paint brush? I paint inside & outside....who wants to do him when he is so lazy?
15:12 PST 10/3/03
Duke:
Next time your wife wants you to paint, tell her what might happen!!
13:07 PST 10/3/03
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