swamp fox:
For you michael; that cow is stump broke for you by your hero michael Jackson
20:25 PST 12/14/03
heleana:
Sorry, but Diasy maisy jokes just doesn't do it for me, it's all moo t.
20:11 PST 12/14/03
mannors:
haha LOL
20:04 PST 12/14/03
Hottie Babe:
That was funny 
19:33 PST 12/14/03
Ben:
Michael you're not straight. So just shut up. No one cares if you want there milk.
17:29 PST 12/14/03
michael:
to all the good lkng guys out there, I would like to milk you and dring your milk, I swallow too. Mail me at teamleadmvatyahoodotcom if interested
16:15 PST 12/14/03
LilMissSunny:
Funny, funny....
16:03 PST 12/14/03
maria:
a very good one!! bravo
15:17 PST 12/14/03
krystyna:
what is the big deal with writing your sentences backwards and the words in the sentence backwards? I thought that it was great!!! Anyone who thinks otherwise should get a sense of humor for themselves for christmas!
14:53 PST 12/14/03
babak:
I Am Good Boy
14:51 PST 12/14/03
JohnniesAngel:
this was just sent a few weeks ago... surely there are enough jokes that you don't have to keep sending the same lame ones!
14:01 PST 12/14/03
Gramps:
there once was a man from nantucket
with a so long he could it, while scratching his chin, he said with a grin, if my was a i'd it! 
13:37 PST 12/14/03
Mimifasho:
ummm that was bad, but it is kinda funny
12:53 PST 12/14/03
Beadazle:
hmmmmmm well us middle aged people still love the old jokes so there nananana. we want mooer!!!
12:33 PST 12/14/03
Bob:
HAHA!! Was that corny or what!!
12:16 PST 12/14/03
cash:
it wasnt great or ne thing, people grow up....
11:09 PST 12/14/03
dar:
that joke is as old as old st nick
11:01 PST 12/14/03
cherrybaby:
that was very very stupid
10:54 PST 12/14/03
Angie:
Ummm...Mano que charro!!!
9:58 PST 12/14/03
SJ:
ok then... the one that came around in the email was better. but ok
8:12 PST 12/14/03
fartsmeller:
Wonderful
7:23 PST 12/14/03
lovesJ:
OMG!I loved it!...
7:09 PST 12/14/03
stinky:
some people just don't no a good laugh
6:45 PST 12/14/03
bagheera:
This is a real good one, had a good laugh
5:35 PST 12/14/03
Jeff:
This is old! Its been from forwarded messages.. it was like 2 years i think.. lolz.. but still its Koo! Guys n gals..
5:19 PST 12/14/03
old biker :
not bad
not to bad kind of sick
5:11 PST 12/14/03
Big Boy:
Very Interesting !!!
4:51 PST 12/14/03
eminem:
ha ha NOT! BORIN
4:49 PST 12/14/03
lol:
gr8 but still shld be hot
3:51 PST 12/14/03
bradfordsoulma:
I think i know her
3:34 PST 12/14/03
Bigtx:
old joke but still good
2:55 PST 12/14/03
ec:
wutever
10:42 PST 12/13/03
WAYNE :
NOT BAD
9:51 PST 12/13/03
mie:
Very good! Funny!!!
1:13 PST 12/13/03
Dido:
Above all, the cow is also a female partner, and any female needs such sensitive emotions to be milked,,hahaha
4:57 PST 12/1/03
Master Timothy:
that was great, poetry i love it !
22:03 PST 11/30/03
CharlieDJ:
some people just don't know poetry!
23:11 PST 11/28/03
Zhakkiya:
ya got me that was funny
0:06 PST 11/28/03
melina:
Em wat the hel.l are tri'n to say
u make no fu kin sense
learn how to type!
13:32 PST 11/26/03
Chatty:
I peed in my pants on that one
10:17 PST 11/23/03
kristy/chick:
that is funny i giggled ha ha ha
14:03 PST 11/22/03
crybaby:
i thought they would get busy,
funny though!
9:48 PST 11/20/03
homo:
j
16:32 PST 11/17/03
babydoll007:
HAHa ThaT's StUpId !!
12:48 PST 11/16/03
Chris:
by common sense, I knew it wasn't going to be what you'd think it was
4:53 PST 11/16/03
Krissy:
I thought it was gonna be somethin hot..
15:23 PST 11/14/03
heleana:
Sick and cute! (How now brown cow.)
1:17 PST 11/14/03
standherewthme:
OMG I have had that written on a piece of paper for almost 17 years now. Its soo funny to see it pop up again!
20:58 PST 11/13/03
CHICKAWA!:::
hahahahahahaha....that is so great....kinda...:/
9:14 PST 11/13/03
Sarge or boog:
awsmeeee its halarios
8:31 PST 11/13/03
kshk:
thts really intresting and gr8 too
7:11 PST 11/13/03
tindalam:
interesting isn't it?
6:39 PST 11/13/03
aimless:
ahhh
0:56 PST 11/13/03
SphinxyLady:
yeah, i have read a much longer version of that that was a bit more descriptive, but this was cute nonetheless
19:36 PST 11/12/03
sttrinians:
MooHooHa!
18:33 PST 11/12/03
loquacious1:
LMFAO I KNO SOME OF U PPL WAS THINKIN BOUT SOMETHIN ELSE NOT REALTED 2 A COW
16:21 PST 11/12/03
timmys gurlyy:
haha lmao
15:04 PST 11/12/03
hotobean:
Man, I was witing for something better but it made mecrack up
9:37 PST 11/12/03
sweetmama:
that was mad funny
7:57 PST 11/12/03
dngnurse50:
Ha, Ha, that was cute
7:45 PST 11/12/03
lainey:
v funny ha ha ha
5:17 PST 11/12/03
DUDE:
screaming
3:27 PST 11/12/03
wonderland:
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2:14 PST 11/12/03
moggie:
ahahahah egas.sem rouy dear nac i tub egelloc ot og t'ndid i ME YEH
1:20 PST 11/12/03
bob and barbar:
very funny
23:42 PST 11/11/03
pretty gurl:
harhar.....
23:25 PST 11/11/03
gogeta:
I agree with you Em
!!!uf llits s'ti .etis siht no niaga ti daer i tcepxe t'noD.oga sry 5 saw taht ,egelloc ni saw i nehw yrots ynnuf siht dreh i... whatever that means...
22:37 PST 11/11/03
Em:
!!!uf llits s'ti .etis siht no niaga ti daer i tcepxe t'noD.oga sry 5 saw taht ,egelloc ni saw i nehw yrots ynnuf siht dreh i
22:28 PST 11/11/03
moggie:
Mooooooooooooooo start by warming you hands up........ ching chong chinaman went to milk a cow, ching chong chinaman didn't know how,
ching chong chinaman pull the wrong teet, ching chong chinaman covered in shiiiiiitttttt.
22:12 PST 11/11/03
baby girl:
that was funny
21:46 PST 11/11/03
sekcbaby:
lololololololololololololololololol
das a FUNNY 1
19:58 PST 11/11/03
Vixen:
Good one I liked it
Vixen
19:09 PST 11/11/03
ROHO::
MEAN 1 MR GRIN; I disagree with it being frustrated old men/women or immature kids. I've found, in my short time here, it's more peeps that will not do any work on their part to find any humor. This laziness on their part has lead to their negativeness.
19:04 PST 11/11/03
A Guy :
I know someone who would've been turned on by this
18:02 PST 11/11/03
Tallus:
Ok, my previous messages could not be sent but I am sure this one will go through...That was funny...But it lost my interest after I found out it was a cow...
17:21 PST 11/11/03
jv101:
heh funny
16:59 PST 11/11/03
rakaryan:
hahahhahahah...LOL
16:54 PST 11/11/03
yeah:
sasha, you can go stick your head up the cows rectum
16:18 PST 11/11/03
neo:
cute
16:17 PST 11/11/03
mean 1 mr grin:
the people who have negative comments about stuff like this on this site are usually either frustrated old men or women, or immature kids who haven't grown up yet. not everything on this site has to be extremely funny to make it here, silly or unamusing pics are just as nice to look at asanythingels
16:06 PST 11/11/03
haliwell sista:
lol! this is awesome
15:46 PST 11/11/03
winnie:
who would of thought
15:41 PST 11/11/03
jewlergiel123:
I thought it was funny. I wish they would mail more stuff like this
15:29 PST 11/11/03
Scott:
This is pretty good. It makes you think it's something else he's talking about. It's Cute
15:21 PST 11/11/03
samara:
haha, that was funny
13:59 PST 11/11/03
cheerchick:
it would be nice if theyadded a pic
13:48 PST 11/11/03
ALUCARD:
OBVIOUSLY THESE PEOPLE HAVE NEVER MILKED A COW. ALL YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IS TO FINISH, GET THE BUCKET, GET OUT OF THE BARN AND
GO TO THE HOUSE.
13:38 PST 11/11/03
LadyDi:
to Rob: I always look forward to your comments for three reasons. You make me smile, you aren't negative and you're one of the few who know how to spell! Thank you.
13:28 PST 11/11/03
Heathy:
haha! That was really funny, but why would you be milking a cow at night anyways?
12:49 PST 11/11/03
Soogie:
Sasha, Sumbuddy doodoo in yer cornflakes this morning? Get a sense of humor.
12:32 PST 11/11/03
sasha:
you really are all a bunch of morons. Are you all mentally retarded, or is it just an impression of mine?
11:52 PST 11/11/03
~Stari~:
HAHAHA thats kinda weried to make a poem about ummm a cow and the way he said some things he said but hey it was cute
11:50 PST 11/11/03
Judy:
very funny hahahahahhah
11:29 PST 11/11/03
MrSweety78:
i think life is grate
11:15 PST 11/11/03
nadine:
Had me goin to How Cute it was
11:06 PST 11/11/03
thatgirluwant:
U did aight...but readin this was a waste of my time
11:04 PST 11/11/03
L:
duh stupid!!!!!!!!!!!
11:02 PST 11/11/03
lilyella03:
oh that had me goin for a minute
10:46 PST 11/11/03
cajun14u2:
that was very cool i laughed
9:58 PST 11/11/03
Sunny:
Cute.
9:55 PST 11/11/03
Kirst:
Whatever...is all I have to say
9:46 PST 11/11/03
Cherrybaby:
that was cute
9:41 PST 11/11/03
redntn975:
it was funny when i was like 8..now it kinda bites..
9:40 PST 11/11/03
sc:
good enough
9:39 PST 11/11/03
SB:
That is old! But still funny!
9:09 PST 11/11/03
JohnniesAngel:
old...
9:03 PST 11/11/03
peregrine:
start so ero...tic....!!
but the end is cute
8:31 PST 11/11/03
rocky:
it was ok
8:27 PST 11/11/03
APRIL:
THAT IS REAL FUNNY I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL ALL MY FAMILY ABOUT THIS LITTLE POEM
8:26 PST 11/11/03
pinksugarmusic:
maybe they should change it to extreme lame stuff
8:14 PST 11/11/03
Stacey:
That was dumb!!!
7:59 PST 11/11/03
dl:
oh wonderful a virgin chap. good for the gal she can train him and shape him any way she wants, so he can please her properly as every gal should!!!!!yum,yum
0:40 PST 11/10/03
netride:
yea wright
8:34 PST 11/9/03
Nicole:
That was goo
9:51 PST 11/8/03
mohin:
u call this extreme??? well?? ok
2:17 PST 11/5/03
Heidi:
dat was funny!ha
13:57 PST 11/4/03
shanie828 :
LOL...)
2:34 PST 11/2/03
AMIE:
ok'
7:16 PST 10/27/03
Pokie:
I remember when I read that a while back... It tripped me out. I was like "Whoa..." But it was very clever.
21:14 PST 10/26/03
Paola:
there are so many versoins of this like there one where it pulling a tooth out n it it sounds like s3x
19:11 PST 10/18/03
cutey:
yo
13:16 PST 10/18/03
ivy:
i wrote that poem like 30 years ago i didnt think it would ever be this big!!!
12:49 PST 10/16/03
kristin:
that was lame
21:32 PST 10/12/03
ljpounds:
this is already boring
1:42 PST 9/23/03
star:
This is old as the hills on my grandma's chest
21:28 PST 9/18/03
govind:
thats beautiful poem
2:59 PST 9/18/03
T:
hey! his mind isn't dirty yours is or it just goes to show how u think
8:35 PST 9/17/03
Tornado:
Then I'm sure he'll stop writing such poems in future
23:55 PST 9/16/03
Tornado:
Next time I'm going to give this guy a bull instead.
23:51 PST 9/16/03
Rich:
you can't dance to it Don..I'll give it 5.
21:14 PST 9/16/03
Rich:
you can't dance to it Don..I'll give it 5.
21:13 PST 9/16/03
Rob:
Oh the anticip ation the build up.....only to be thwarted by a bovine. Raised a chuckle tho'.
heavenly:
nice poem , i really liked it....
goal:
nice poem
ruther:
wow! what'sa nice one...hhhhmmmmm..
Roger:
I was expecting a pic along with it
andrea:
got the twist to is, but was good for a giggle.
ROSE:
it really had me going there
xtc:
it was ok it could of been better if it had a hilarious pic!
Ike:
you rascals. what re u up to?
sweetness:
Moo!
goal:
amazing
moggie:
hope he warmed his hands first
The J man:
whack, whack
Popeye:
I don't know why... I am a bit disapointed 
leroy :
i don't get it
candy:
who wrote this poem?
SUMANTO:
of course the one who want some milk, candy !
zulty:
he..he..he
FrOg:
Can show you how dirty you mind is!!
queenlynzie:
cool
2:32 PST 9/16/03
kh:
Makes your mind wonder!!!!
6:15 PST 9/16/03
ROHO::
I thought it was great. Reminds me of my first time. (Milking!)
10:52 PST 9/16/03
azncutie :
hey pplz
17:51 PST 9/16/03
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