kristy/chick:
my mom once wrote me an absence letter and it said kristy was not in school yesterday due to the fact she was abducted by aliens who parked their spaceship on our front lawn 
11:56 PST 11/28/03
Sara:
Great Stuff!! 
11:47 PST 11/28/03
Candi:
That was hilarious! I think that parents should go back to school for spelling. Or they should have a spelling bee and see which parents actually remember anything at all. LOL!
11:25 PST 11/28/03
numberone:
As a mother myself I am just glad none of my notes were here...and if they were I would laugh at myself as I did at these. I agree with you sweetness, the "WORLD" would be better if more people laughed.
11:20 PST 11/28/03
Gramps:
Mary? Who the he=ll is that? It wasn't me! 
10:50 PST 11/28/03
Terrell:
I dont think that these r very funny i have seen better from u guys so come on. get wit it.
10:38 PST 11/28/03
pygmie!:
i thought the excuse notes were cute but not super funny c'mon you guys i've seen better from you!!!
10:22 PST 11/28/03
Kristina:
THIS IS GRRRRREAT!!! I should tell my mom to write me notes like this, just to make the office ladies go CRAZY!!! 
10:19 PST 11/28/03
orgazmo:
basically, omfg!, whit a load of dogs baws like, they have got tae be the most unfunny jokes i have ever seen!how can u people say they r good?
9:49 PST 11/28/03
amy 2:
sad, sad, sad, but funny, funny, funny! some parents should go to school along with their kids, i bet the children would still get better grades! GEEZ!
Dr. Freud would have a hayday trying to ana/lyze all of these slips!
9:45 PST 11/28/03
winnie90:
I fnk dese r ok!? Ive hurd betta tho! lol 
9:01 PST 11/28/03
spaz:
these could come in handy aye!?!?!?
8:46 PST 11/28/03
Asher:
Public school system re***y works, huh
8:44 PST 11/28/03
Heathy:
lol, these are really funny!
8:22 PST 11/28/03
sweetlips:
lmao very funny
8:07 PST 11/28/03
Julia:
Nice parents! I wonder, why should their children go to school at all!
7:57 PST 11/28/03
Charla:
i love hunter
7:49 PST 11/28/03
Lacy:
lol this stuff is too funny to be unnoticed
6:51 PST 11/27/03
Mel:
who wrote these? kindergardeners?
13:57 PST 11/26/03
Yellowgurl434:
Julie you must not have a life either to know that someone else is in here too much. How could you know she was in here so much if you wasn't in here yourself? BTW I thought the jokes were funny.
21:55 PST 11/24/03
elaine:
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:22 PST 11/24/03
peoples\'person:
that was the stupidest joke
9:51 PST 11/20/03
Pie Taste Good:
Nasty....Remember to always eat Pie...Yummmmm! 
9:04 PST 11/20/03
Camo:
me tink dat was phunny
4:59 PST 11/20/03
Brian:
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY
1:29 PST 11/20/03
Lovely:
That is so sick!!Anyone agree?
17:00 PST 11/19/03
brooklyn:
that was to funny
11:29 PST 11/16/03
Chris:
this has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read!!! 
5:00 PST 11/16/03
sweetmama:
that was just the funniest
8:11 PST 11/12/03
Tallus:
LMAO!!! That was funny!!!
17:42 PST 11/11/03
mooretime:
i diddnot find it funee wats it all about and whos talking about my grammar i see her yester day she is fine anyway got to go billy bob gereld is a wanting me to dun pen him som leter (deer sir sorry bill wasnt in................)!!!!
8:44 PST 11/10/03
gogeta:
well if these are real notes i hope most of the funny stuff is just bad grammer. or else...well i'll just that'd be scary...
17:28 PST 11/5/03
snow sparkles:
well.......i think the people of usa have a really bad dictionary
7:56 PST 11/4/03
Candle:
Since when do you need to write an excuse when you are absent from a cla.ss on campus Frog Man? Exam Day?...Then you need a doctor's not a parents? Otherwise???
15:33 PST 10/30/03
Lee:
LU:I thought they are really funny.
4:58 PST 10/30/03
jcoul03:
8:52 PST 10/28/03
Its just me:
I thought they were mostly funny and cute.
23:18 PST 10/27/03
AMIE:
7:19 PST 10/27/03
Pokie:
I think that was funny in a way but mostly stupid. Some parents. Can't even spell. And their grammar is just plain sad. I'd have my kids write their own notes... they'd probably make more sense.
21:25 PST 10/26/03
sekcbaby:
lmao......dis is 2 funny.......lol
20:43 PST 10/23/03
taz:
this is not funny it's sad that some of these parents either can't spell or don't take the time to proofread.
12:14 PST 10/22/03
haliwell sista:
they're funny but fake
19:19 PST 10/20/03
katie:
i used a couple and they worked!!!
15:30 PST 10/17/03
shorty:
these are so fake no one can right that and not notice it.....mabey they can but its so fake
19:32 PST 10/16/03
Juanb73:
These excuses were not meant to written in a hurry. Some times I tend to think the phrase and write something different. That happens when your mind is going 100 mph and your hand is only going 15. But they were all mostly funny
7:49 PST 10/15/03
frogger8::
To Julie who sounds like a stuck up beeoch, most of us do have lifes! The ppl who write these things are the people who sound like they dont have lifes!! And I thought most of them were lame!
14:18 PST 10/14/03
zigzag:
...please excuse me for not writing sooner, I couldn't find any stumps... this is good stuff
8:22 PST 10/14/03
fred w/ da big:
some are really lame excuses, for skipping school...but others are hillarious, kind of makes you think if it was written by a parent or a student...bwa ha ha!
23:07 PST 10/13/03
matt:
they were funny but the Dr. Webster thing by Pam was really funny too
19:53 PST 10/13/03
Pam:
cute arousing and some may even need to see Dr. Webster ha ha ha
19:22 PST 10/13/03
strwberiswirl87:
it was cute... some where stupid but it's kool
18:34 PST 10/13/03
heleana:
Stupid, but some of them were almost funny.
17:21 PST 10/13/03
foxmore:
I don't care what anyone els thought. I was great :')
15:44 PST 10/13/03
Julie:
this sweetness chic guy who ever must not have a life cause she is in here to much writin i mean come on people these are ment to be funny things why do people have to critize everthing that everyone does laugh a little what could it hurt....
15:31 PST 10/13/03
ALUCARD:
Frog Man, learn to spell before you criticize. Just a thought.
13:52 PST 10/13/03
Frog Man:
Alucard, Hondean Tech College is ridling with forged notes
13:18 PST 10/13/03
meme:
i am in awe of the amount of time ya'll had to spend on this discussion, and the fact that I actually sat here and read it.
13:10 PST 10/13/03
Frog Man:
he he he he he he he he
12:57 PST 10/13/03
ALUCARD:
GRETCHEN...BELIEVE IT!!! I TAUGHT IT THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND SOME OF THESE ARE TAME COMPARED TO SOME YOU GET. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE IN SMALL RURAL SCHOOLS. MOST ARE WRITTEN, OF COURSE, BY THE STUDENT.
12:54 PST 10/13/03
Frog Man :
u lot r boring & have no sense of humour if u lol then good at least im not alone in the world
12:53 PST 10/13/03
mz kris:
funny, thanks for sharing!
12:25 PST 10/13/03
Bay:
Ok everyone back to work.
12:00 PST 10/13/03
Funny Gurl 101:
This was funny, but people make mistakes, get over it... No one is perfect.
11:57 PST 10/13/03
mondays:
ljpounds, check your own writing before criticizing ours. You try writing a note five minutes before the kid has to be in school!
10:45 PST 10/13/03
mrmgreen:
I prefer naked lady pics over these stupid jokes, send us some vgina pics
10:03 PST 10/13/03
joe:
they all must be from ky. !
9:55 PST 10/13/03
gretchen:
I can't believe those are real excuse notes written by parents! How scary!
9:44 PST 10/13/03
Mel:
I love the excuses. They are extremely funny and my hat's off to whoever compiled them. It is stuff like this that keeps me coming back. Thanks
9:43 PST 10/13/03
finbo:
Very funny!
9:14 PST 10/13/03
Pimpgrl0971:
They were stupid not funny at all.
9:13 PST 10/13/03
Lisa:
sorta cute
9:11 PST 10/13/03
AngelsGurl007:
hehehehehehehe! these are funny. very odd!!!
8:34 PST 10/13/03
ME:
taht jkoe was pttery dman spitud lol waht a fggaot jkoe
5:20 PST 10/5/03
Lover:
LOL chip, taht was fnuny.
8:46 PST 9/30/03
chip:
selpl tihgns rhgit poelpe
18:50 PST 9/29/03
chip:
selpl tihgns rhgit poelpe
18:50 PST 9/29/03
Anonymous:
I used to keep it simple and say only that, "(Name), was absent yesterday due to illness."
23:06 PST 9/24/03
Joker:
ljpounds, before you criticize Americans, perhaps you should correct your statement and make it accurate with no errors.
22:58 PST 9/24/03
NotARacist:
ljpounds, Racist comments make you look extremely bad, not the Americans.
22:51 PST 9/24/03
Outback:
I taught in Australia, and believe me the parents mess up on the excuses they write there too. People are human you know.
22:48 PST 9/24/03
ljpounds:
as i always thought, americans are bad english writer
1:48 PST 9/23/03
Elares:
Please excuse me for being absent today because my tooth is sick.
3:13 PST 9/19/03
Ken:
Sweetness, been there done that, and I don't want to know what some of the ones I wrote look like....LOL
4:08 PST 9/18/03
Rob:
Three guesses which retarded country these comments were sourced from. I blame the parents etc etc etc......
Billy Ray:
Oy ya rob. we aynt stopid in amerika. tayke mie word four it. im a jeenyus.
Rob:
Who said anything about America? But now you come to mention it!!!
Never Mind:
All I can say "they r ignorent parents"
maniac:
excellent!
BROOK:
Rob: Tell you like I tell the others. If you don't like America,
there are planes leaving every few minutes to take you away
Jane :
These had to be written by the kids and (looks like) no help from friends.
BROOK:
Never Mind...There is a difference
between being ignorant and uneducated. If you don't know that, what does that make you?
Schlegel:
Stupid hicks they are so dumb it makes me sick.
JANE:
SCHLEGEL...IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, THEY PROBABLY DON'T GIVE $H&T WHAT YOU THINK.CHECK YOUR HERITAGE...MIGHT BE SURPRISED.
simoneyes:
To much excuse 22 times I quest nobody at school:l
Carol:
Schlegel; CONSOLATION IS LOCATED IN THE "C's" IN THE DICTIONARY!
HERITAGE IN THE "H's"!!!!
Sabine:
I love it. The excuses here in Germany aren't much better. But it did challenge my vocabulary.
JOE:
Whoever sent the notes never graduated high school.
sweetness:
forgoodness sakes, had anyone thought that maybe, just maybe these letters were written quickly, not to mention in the mornin
sweetness:
g. I am a mother, and believe me I was laughing hard. I can only imagine rushing your child to the bus and quick make sure
sweetness:
they have their letter handed to them, as your trying to get yourself ready for work, getting the baby fed. ect. ect.
sweetnesss:
really folks, it is all about life, and we are not perfect, try to find humor in mistakes, especially if it is not harmful.
Bill:
sweetness has a great grasp on people. Too bad the rest of you can't figure it out.
Demestkmom:
Come on people GROW UP! At lease these people cared enough to attempt to write an excuse. MOST parents these days dont care.
TESS:
HOW MANY TEACHERS LOOKED AT IT BEFORE FINDING SOMETHING WRONG
Renae:
It makes you wonder why our kids are not learning like they should, because most parents don't take the time and teach their
Renae:
children at home, they expect the school to play babysitter and knowledge instructor too. Parents leave it all up to the
Renae:
system without the guilt that their kids are stupid when they themselves are!
jagger:
Stupid or not, we are not to comment on the ones who executed the letter but on the humor they gave us. Hi Sweetnesss!
Renae:
granted, it is some funny stuff, I was laughing too, but you have to admit that I am right!
kerwin:
stupid!
felicity:
the thought was there... but i think they must consult a dictionary first before writing the word if they are not sure of the
felicity:
of the spelling... or else the teachers must correct it after reading...
Rob:
BROOK: A plane to take me where? I live in the UK. I made no slur against the USA or did you forget how to read in your
Rob:
blinkered patriotic fervour. Dear oh dear....
jhennee214:
you made me fall off my chair! excellent excuses! hahaha
USAProud:
Why not just laugh at it?
twinkle:
if this is true, i'm speechless!!
John Wayne:
I can't believe they expect us to believe this.
winelover1958:
Some of these may have been written by the kids.
SANDY Z.:
WITH PARENTS LIKE THAT,WHO NEEDS SCHOOL ANYWAY?
dragonsky:
Most of you take this way too seriously. This was meant to make people laugh, and you guys turn it in to a political debate.
qtfd362:
most poeple with the lack of vision and certain chemical and nuro activity
would!!!!
kelly:
dats cool i guess people are soooooooooooooooooo stupid but hey what else is new?
nancy:
God bless the U.S.A
sweetness:
Right on Dragonsky, and thanks Bob. Last time I looked, this page said extreme Jokes,but I guess some people
sweetness:
just don't get it,and probably the kind of person who is judgemental, and uptight. bummer, I laugh, and I laugh at myself
sweetness:
quite often. hmmm, they say laughter is the best medicine. I think some of you need a good dose.
enjoy life.
sweetness:
Hi jagger. Mick, Right?
Sailor Sun Star:
Way 2 go dragonsky & sweetness
sweetness:
oh my goodness, lol, I meant to say thanks Bill, and oh shoot I said Bob, see we can make mistakes
forgive me Bill?
sweetness:
wow,
sweetness:
oops, finger slipped, boy, what a waste of college. beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks.
Aussie!:
Bob, this thing's been around so long it's boring! And why can't people spell in the US?
sweetness:
wow, Aussie thinks He/She are perfect, when you walk on water brother, or sister, I'm sure all of us would be interested
sweetness:
until then, don't be such a Nasty Aussie.
tami:
they need to go back to school and learn to spell
logico:
they simply are being honest!!!
Tettypu:
This is funny. We wonder why Kids do stupid stuf..
sweetness:
There is a difference with being honest and pigish. Aussie, had to bring up that Americans can't spell, who said these notes
sweetness:
were from American schools? They could have come from Australia! too many people walking from what its purpose was, and that
sweetness:
was too make us laugh, not get all jacked up.
damo.g\'day:
what a rippa. when writing notes, simplicity is the key. priddy cool mate! gotta go...be'n' chased by a roo....
kristine:
its kindda cool but nonsense...
Rob:
WOW some of you love to bite onto the bait. My favourite pastime these days is hook the fanatic.
3:37 PST 9/16/03
Rob:
Sweetness has the right understanding of the concept of this site. Like any of these excuses were real anyway!!!!
3:43 PST 9/16/03
Rob:
I totally agree with Sweet's thinking, just cos i challenge beliefs and opinions doesn't mean i dont have a normal one myself
3:45 PST 9/16/03
Rob:
To generate unusual thinking in the minds of others far outweighs my stake in the popu larity contest of life!
3:48 PST 9/16/03
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