Ralph awoke one day to realize that his member had inexplicably been growing
larger and staying erect longer with each passing day. He was delighted, as was
his wife. But after several weeks, his sex organ had grown to nearly 20 inches
and Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even
walking. So, he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial
examination, the doctor explained that Ralph's condition could be fixed through
corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked
anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor. "Well," said the wife, "you are planning on lengthening Ralph's legs,
aren't you?"
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