A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best
man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they
danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came
on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out,
and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what
happened.
''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and
kicked the bride between the legs.''
''That must have hurt,'' said the
judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my
fingers.''
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