A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures
the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular
basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we
don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do
you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist
"YES", said
the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and
hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a
normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the
container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP
BOTTOM."
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