Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money
doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is
square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two
cents in"...but it's only a "penny >for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a
square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we
put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels
on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court,
is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke
factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON
TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just
two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave
the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a
911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra"
singular and "panties" plural?
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