The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I

Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do

So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast

I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart

I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow