One Halloween a little boy goes up to the door and rings the bell.

The lady opens the door, and the boy says, "Trick or treat!"

The lady says, "Well, aren't you cute! What are you supposed to be?"

The boy, miffed because he thought it was obvious, says, "I'm a pirate!"

The lady, not realizing her mistake, says, "Well then, where are your buccaneers?"

The boy says, "Jeez, lady, they're on my buckin' head!"