ROB & ROHO:
AZ Z JOKES MAKE ME SWEATY!!!!
11:29 PST 7/5/04
drukenboy:
boy i guess he wont be playing james bond any time soon with a watermelon stuck up his but
11:42 PST 6/9/04
babe:
i agree with black cat, watermelons not as funny.
9:27 PST 6/4/04
Ace2000:
quite funny
11:48 PST 5/15/04
Ruoruni:
Heard this to many time. Different people sometimes, but still...its old
19:36 PST 4/22/04
Shoefly:
Blondy, you sounding great, such rhythm...such style.
12:38 PST 4/20/04
dealn2:
what's wrong with this page. It don't work
6:21 PST 4/20/04
blondy:
YO, SHOEFLY, E BIONDO Y LA MORTE,EN BRUTTO SHOFLO SHONE!
EL PORKO TORKO!
17:36 PST 4/19/04
Blackcat:
I like the version with the pineapple better... now THAT would hurt.
15:52 PST 4/19/04
4everShoefly:
Three stars went to the bars and lost their cars, and flew back up to their respective constellation, for a permanent vacation. Then they shine their momo muffin shine.Blondy you speaking Italian again? I torque my own pork.
23:50 PST 4/18/04
blondy:
U A CRACK,OH YES I DO KNOW MOMO. HE IS YOUR "PORKING PARTNER" YOU LITTLE MOMO HEAD!!!
22:12 PST 4/18/04
Shoeshine:
Yeah but a Watermelon would eventually break thru, and the melon is mostly water anyway, a coconut very hard to crack.
18:41 PST 4/18/04
Wayoutthere:
Shoe: A watermelon is much
larger than a coconut, obviously
or they would have used a coconut in the joke. hahahahahahahahaha ya I didn't see that one coming and I think it was because I was preoccupied with the celebs. and Arnolds lines are often hilarious anyway even in the most traumatic scene
17:44 PST 4/18/04
Shoeshine:
Aw shucks, I guess bigger isn't always better. Twinkle Twinkle little star, that fruit won't take you very far. Dracula, that was a good one with Pierce. Pierce should be glad it wasn't a Coconut.
17:22 PST 4/18/04
MoMo:
FUNNY STUFF.. WHO CARES! D'CK SHINE!!! BLONDY IS OUT OF CONTROL.
15:28 PST 4/18/04
hi:
good joke but heard it befroe without the stars and instead of the water melon it was a load of pinapples.
14:46 PST 4/18/04
Tori:
ha ha very funny.
12:04 PST 4/18/04
heleana:
Getting too old here, lets get some new jokes!
11:51 PST 4/18/04
u as:s:crack:
blondy u dont even f:u:cking know what momo is u as
wipe
11:49 PST 4/18/04
Kailee:
lol thats funny!
11:37 PST 4/18/04
ALUCARD:
BLONDY: OOOOHHHHH, THAT WAS GOOD. O.K. "MEET THE APPLEGATES PART II" AND "BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE GRAPES PART IX." NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.
7:14 PST 4/18/04
blondy:
SPIELBERG DOES A REMAKE OF "THE GRAPES OF WRATH" AND ARNOLD BELIEVES "AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE MOMO AWAY"
7:02 PST 4/18/04
ALUCARD:
PIERCE'S NEW THEME SONG IS GOING TO BE "MELONCOLON BABY."
5:41 PST 4/18/04
KrazyKuzy:
Funny, but old.
5:30 PST 4/18/04
triskele:
3 gold stars for effort, and a large pineapple for each ars that was responsible for this joke DEATH BY MOW MOW!!!
15:22 PST 3/7/04
suzie :
I love your pages there great
16:34 PST 1/31/04
Phyco:
what if there where cocoa nuts !!!!! hope they shave them
22:59 PST 12/20/03
Katie:
those a+s+s+holes deserve it!!!
10:28 PST 12/10/03
RapidRoy2:
now that is a funny joke,,rotflmao
18:43 PST 12/8/03
nicole :
ive heard that plenty a many a times but i have a joke, arnold has a long one madona dosent have one and the pope dosent use his what is it ?????? their last names !!!
16:29 PST 12/4/03
kristy/chick:
iv'e never heard that one before and i thought it was funny lol good one 
6:42 PST 12/4/03
jay jay:
ha what the motha fhukk
is going on?
18:43 PST 12/3/03
megad1000:
chocolate covered apples anyone?hmm?
10:09 PST 12/3/03
laura:
They should've had a bannana!
14:38 PST 12/2/03
Dolly:
i seen this before ..lame...
2:58 PST 12/2/03
slick click:
oooooooh. how can anyone even think of eating fruit again
6:31 PST 12/1/03
lucky:
how will u imagine a person with it.funnyyyyyyy
4:47 PST 12/1/03
Babygirl :
funny!!! wut if that happened 2 u guys out there lol j/k
23:30 PST 11/30/03
beetle:
heard another version of this. bot the same though...but the other version, all 3 guys died n met in heaven...old stuff........
17:29 PST 11/30/03
heleana:
Decent!
13:46 PST 11/30/03
big boy:
very very very funny!!!
12:41 PST 11/30/03
jenn:
pretty good got anything better?
8:49 PST 11/30/03
bouncingcrazy:
thats sooo old
23:54 PST 11/29/03
Jane :
ugh i've heard that one a million times before
23:41 PST 11/29/03
lady vampire:
ok..... i will never think of grapes, or apples, or watermelon the same way again.
23:39 PST 11/29/03
MaRoc:
"OMG..." Dont even think about it. (((LOL)))
23:38 PST 11/29/03
numberone:
not bad..I have heard better..got a little laugh from me
23:25 PST 11/29/03
Tiffany:
lol
23:13 PST 11/29/03
sttriniansgurl:
good one koko
22:37 PST 11/29/03
koko:
i think watermelon will be a great for b.laden
22:34 PST 11/29/03
Queen Victoria:
Most Highly Amusing
22:29 PST 11/29/03
moggie:
Maybe the queen will like the watermelen and that would really give Arnie and Spielberg the PIP
22:00 PST 11/29/03
Meg:
lol thats funny i like that one
20:37 PST 11/29/03
jon:
if you think that was funny, you've never had a watermelon up your backside !!
19:15 PST 11/29/03
bla bla:
his as?s is that big?
17:34 PST 11/29/03
lynnb:
A three star rating ........
16:26 PST 11/29/03
hotgirlzluv:
that was sooooo hilarious
14:47 PST 11/29/03
ROHO::
Sounds like their trying to make another 'rind' river out of the ol' brown ca~nal! 
13:51 PST 11/29/03
gogeta:
oooooooooooohhh ouch! hahahahaha! that's great
13:12 PST 11/29/03
Shirley:
Funny.... and who not think so, does not have a sence of humor.
13:08 PST 11/29/03
smartbrunette..:
this was.. sooo funny I forgot to laugh.....................
12:45 PST 11/29/03
kathy:
real funny, but it should be Arnold with the watermellon
11:30 PST 11/29/03
me:
It would have been funnier if Pierce came back with a pineapple... hehe!
10:58 PST 11/29/03
STEPH:
thats not funny
10:38 PST 11/29/03
kewt_grl:
heard it b4.it was kinda old not really funny.....
10:25 PST 11/29/03
Angels Gurl007:
haha! i've heard this one, but it wasn't with actors.
9:52 PST 11/29/03
LP:
sux for Brosnan!
9:50 PST 11/29/03
Snake:
nothing new.. but still a funny one
9:17 PST 11/29/03
Jenny in sc:
A funny one. Got a laugh out of me.
8:51 PST 11/29/03
Dark Rose:
I agree with Jane.
the joke woz still funny tho!
8:15 PST 11/29/03
JANE:
It's funnier when the last guy comes back with a pineapple!
8:11 PST 11/29/03
Spree:
hey Carolee it was funny stop being a baby u just r dumb if u dont think it is funny!!!
7:46 PST 11/29/03
Miss Mande:
oh my goodness.................how funny
11:20 PST 11/20/03
silly:
lol
15:59 PST 11/11/03
peregrine:
very old one...
2:19 PST 11/8/03
jcoul03:
I'd laugh too
13:08 PST 11/1/03
TIGRIS:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
0:48 PST 10/18/03
Carolee:
"but cusiously he laughed "CUSIOUSLY??" Stupid joke, stupid person who copied it.
19:04 PST 9/30/03
ljpounds:
HAHAHAHAHA ... this one is good
21:04 PST 9/16/03
jonny:
LMFAO!!!! THATS THE BEST ONE YET!!!!!!
bulldogmom01:
That was GOOOOOD!!!
she:
funny!! wish it was true!
toxicsweetstuf:
That was cool. Who comes up with this stuff? It's GOOD!!!!
BC:
I thought it was better when I heard the last fruit to be a PINEAPPLE.
crazychic:
oh..yeah...got me there.hahaha
BROOK:
I think B.C. and I must have heard the original joke. Instead of a watermelon it was three pineapples. B.C. it was funier.
JUNE :
THAT WAS GREAT
rtakatch:
I've heard it a million times in a million ways and it still stinks
Jaclyn:
that is fuuuuuuuny!
tafetta:
You got me there. I was expecting a different ending
ric:
that was funny
NIKKI:
Georgina:
Well its equivalent to child birth apparenlty...hows that.
Jovi:
lol
jagger:
rtakatch is a blonde! Hehehe!
vagaboy:
it wud be funnier if pierce was coming with some pineapples!!! lmfao
sean:
Have you guys heard of durians before?
paul:
boring 
paul:
tombz:
get some new ones
mars:
urrrg!!dont u have good ones...
mhar:
very funny if Brosnan brought Jackfruit.
wondercheese:
Hey jagger, have you always been an idiot?
Destiny:
lol
BUBBA:
SOUNDS LIKE ERICA
Nelson:
Cool ending, I thaugh it was a different one
Nelson:
Cool ending, I thaugh it was a different one
jdsking03:
that one is great.
Tettypu:
FUNNY
A Kid:
I,ve Heard Different Versions of this joke
Fiddlestick:
Gd. I've heard better versions tho
dejerea :
not funny
ruther:
ohh.. yaahh it's a funny one it's keep me laughing for an hour..lolz
heavenly:
i've heard it quite long ago....
COWGIRL:
CUTE
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