ray: that was a good one
18:40 PST 7/1/04
xxx: cute!
2:04 PST 5/20/04
Shoefly: My Aura is Endless and my Orgasm is Wild as I have my Waffle in the Office doing Research as I am a Futuristic Angel and I Twinkle when I am Sleeping with my Data as I Touch my Rosary as I am Attracting my Kangaroo for Psychology and Liquor and a Mermaid.
1:17 PST 5/6/04
heleana: Hey shoe blondy, fall in love with them and all they ever do is hurt you every time. Maybe I should turn gaaaay! No anger management for me, love my fangs as they are, it makes me a survivor.
17:22 PST 4/28/04
jj: this joke woz wack yall iz sadacts
9:05 PST 4/28/04
SHOE BLONDY: THE "DIGIT" THING WAS ALREADY USED. DONT COPY CAT. AND HELEANA, GO TO "ANGER MANAGEMENT" CLA.SSES. YOU HATE MEN SO MUCH, HAVE YOU TURNED GAAAY?
6:31 PST 4/27/04
Shoeshine: Moofu Blondy you have to stretch out your Moofu Muffin a little wider we can't hear your own muffin shine, you may need 10 digits to complete the Moofu move.
2:13 PST 4/27/04
heleana: She should have just cremated the SOB!
21:06 PST 4/26/04
SHOE BLONDY: NO "HELP",IT MEANS "MOMO" SHINES HIS D"CK WITH HIS 5 DIGITS OR GETS HELP FROM "SHOEFLY" GOT IT NOW, YOU MOMO SHINE!
18:40 PST 4/26/04
MoMo: Im here blondy....have no fear... d"ck shine is back...hey its dark in here... heehee funny!!
11:20 PST 4/26/04
help: whats all this momo shine stuff? is that like....giving or getting head?
7:00 PST 4/26/04
SHOE BLONDY: OH NO,THE SHOE IS GOING TO FLY AWAY FOR AWHILE.WHO AM I GOING TO SPAR WITH. WHERE IS MOMO WHEN YOU NEED HIM? MOMO SHINE!!
20:39 PST 4/25/04
Shoefly: Moofu Blondy and Mu Shoe (totherwise known as Momo Shoe) will soon be taking a small vacation, all to your awaited liking. Have to agree Wayoutthere in regards to DusksEmbrace. In the meantime I'm getting my chopsticks out.
11:23 PST 4/25/04
Wayoutthere : To Dusks: My standards aren't high enough,I'm reading this page, however I do like a laugh it is music to the soul.You better get standards, Get life.
11:12 PST 4/25/04
SHOE BLONDY: AND THE OLD CHINESE DISH, MU SHOE.
6:36 PST 4/25/04
ALUCARD: DON'T KNOW ABOUT MOMO SHINE, BUT AT LEAST SHEEP DIP!
13:23 PST 4/24/04
SHOE BLONDY: I FORGOT "SHOEBROWN" OH WELL,MOMO SHINE.
13:04 PST 4/24/04
ALUCARD: BRAD, BRAD, BRAD...That reminds me of a (I beieve) 60's song "To Dream the Impossible Dream." Have a great day Bubba.
12:27 PST 4/24/04
Brad: Hey thanks Shoe Blondy, Alucard for answering my question yesterday. Now I get it... Don't need that though. Hey Alucard it would be a 37 foot bus in my case!! lol
12:02 PST 4/24/04
ShoeBrown: Blondy, I am amazed, this wld have been the better way to say it. Blondes are getting brighter every minute, she outshined us all here, no doubt. I love to kiss your muffin for that one. Or as Momo once said to you, you get the cookie.
11:28 PST 4/24/04
SHOE BLONDY: I DONT UNDERSTAND VORTEX, AND ALL THAT STUFF. BUT WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST SAY "I PUT THE CASKET UPSIDE DOWN" ? MOMO SHINE!
10:28 PST 4/24/04
ALUCARD: SHOEFLY: DON'T FORGET TO TAKEN IN TO ACCOUNT THE THEORY OF RECIPROCITY ALONG WITH THE PARALLEL VORTEX. THEN IS GETS REAL CRAZY.
8:23 PST 4/24/04
sam in UK: THATS SOOOOOOO OLD
6:40 PST 4/24/04
Shoefly: Well, regardless, there would still be a black hole to dig, you dig, KrazyK. I'm sure there is no gravity in the black whole, and I'm sure there is anti^thesis here in the equation, a contraparallel antimatter junction in the deduction. Wish I cld party like no tomorrow, physics transcend.Shoe^try.
4:59 PST 4/24/04
KrazyKuzy: No, the inverse law of gravity is not a black hole. The inverse law of gravity would be an object that repels all other objects. Also, keep your day job.
4:00 PST 4/24/04
Shoeless : That old Black Magic. The Inverse Law of Gravity is a Black Hole. Recriprocity is Reincarnation. A Tisket a Casket, be sure to put good shoes on me, don't ask it. Blondy's Momo Muffin wldnt shine and you woldnt be able to see her in the dark anymore, she'd be a Boo Blonde, Middle Earth wld love her.
3:39 PST 4/24/04
scouser: I like it dusk well said that goes 4 all u christians as well welcome 2 the dark side of life
2:56 PST 4/24/04
tickledmonster: i didnt get it
2:53 PST 4/24/04
Dusks Embrace: (referring to Wayoutthere)Your standards are too high, Kill yourself now.
1:39 PST 4/24/04
okidok: interesting... made me smirk..
15:25 PST 3/29/04
mhnajeeb: it is very nice mh najeeb
9:37 PST 3/8/04
Wayoutthere: The other way around is the head is where the feet are,it ought to have been written,"upside down".The dead are dead,no communications subsequent to death anything else is Satan's deception The Word has the truth
8:33 PST 3/7/04
harvey77: HEY HEY HEY THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT THURR! GET R DONE
16:09 PST 1/13/04
freebabe: hey cristion, how do you spell "ignrance" & "santins" again. now that's funny.!
3:14 PST 12/8/03
cristion: there are smart and dumb in both man and woman it is ignrance to think otherwise with faith in Crist there is need to fear santins is powerless.
18:15 PST 12/7/03
CharlieDJ: aha! Bet he never saw that comin!
18:34 PST 12/2/03
Spree: hey Darkvoid girls have way better and funnier ideas then any guy will ever have idiot
8:32 PST 11/29/03
Darkvoid: I were surprised, that a woman could get a good and funny idea. ;S
1:14 PST 11/15/03
angie: i thought it was quite good but if he practised voodoo then he could get back regardless which way he was buried
18:04 PST 11/14/03
Dollbaby : Rob: I agree!!! Your comment was really AWSOME !!!
13:46 PST 11/14/03
...............: ?????????? i don't get it ?????????????
11:24 PST 11/11/03
angie: he was aimed right to h e double hocky sticks
12:56 PST 11/9/03
johnny : ouch it wont reach my mouth
unknown: did he reach china?
Stalinfan: In the core there is NO gravity. TRUE.
BROOK: If there is no gravity, then it is a vacuum. This means it realy sux.
Babz: When he digs all the way to the other side of earth...ask him howhot the core is for me.
Babz: When he digs all the way to the other side of earth...ask him how hot the core is for me.
ric: wouldnt he be a ghost
Nikki: How far did he get?
Rob: To Stalinfan, there is gravity, because it's an inverse square law you float like your weightless.
Rob: When actually your position relative to the surface makes it seem like gravity has abandoned you.
Rob: Instead of gravity pulling you down from the surface, in the core it attracts equally from all sides....
Rob: ...giving you the impression of weightlesness. Ask Newton, he'll tell you.
Isaac Newton: Rob's right.
Frank Kidder : Hey! We was a breachbirth!
BROOK: For Rob and Isaac. You are close, but this does not take into account the law of reciprocity. Now, think about it.
BROOK: . X".X=X.X"=I A binary operation defined in S and I is the ident ity element.Thus reciprocal quanti ty.
u.s.a.gall: ha ha ha
DLS: Widow is very clever!!
weirdo16: kind of stupid but okay
DAZY: thats what id do
mike: com on give him a break
moggie: I aint got nobody Boooooooo from me and casper.
NicNac: I think that was her way of saying that he was going to go to heck. At least, that's how I interperted it.
simoneyes: The neibors didn't like him, so he just might go to the fire pit and burn there forever.
virgiltracy: I think Rob has it right in the exact centre gravity would act equally in all directions and you would be weightless
3:17 PST 9/14/03
Cristan : Sounds like something my mom would do to my dad.......lol!!!
6:17 PST 9/14/03
jimmy dakof: this was a good one so i emailed it to my dauther
6:54 PST 9/14/03
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