Another one:
WTF?!
9:13 PST 4/26/10
Armadilo:
One more to add... "Here, hold my beer..."
6:44 PST 11/24/08
aloha ed:
my boyfriend said...It's just a cold sore


18:10 PST 11/22/08
aloha ed:
I told you so! Been there, done that! How much?
11:21 PST 11/22/08
JLRockFost:
they left out my favorite one. "Hold my beer and watch this!"
11:00 PST 11/22/08
rabbit:
c'mon! it'll be fun! and nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong!!
12:26 PST 4/23/08
rock:
What the heck
6:28 PST 4/21/08
Shane:
They forgot "Relax, I know exactly what I'm doing"
10:07 PST 4/20/08
russellllll:
Fine ill poke poke it, gimme the stick
18:13 PST 4/14/07
bb:
"Hey, Watch this!"
22:21 PST 4/12/07
Ice Ice Baby:
What about this: Dad... about your Corvette... it's a funny story, really!
10:05 PST 4/9/07
SPORTSBOOK:
"Step on 'er, boy! Yer only goin' 90."W"You can make it easy ... that train's not coming fast.""Gimme a match ... I think my gas tank's empty.""There's plenty of life left in those tires."
11:30 PST 1/11/07
me:
ya me and anyone around me are probably going to die just after me sayingdon't worry I've done this before.

20:36 PST 12/12/06
,vh,hf,mkl:
stingrays love foreplayit cant be a poisenous snake what would a poisenous snake be doin on a plane
9:35 PST 10/16/06
tom:
nice
19:08 PST 7/1/06
7ulk7iu:








12:00 PST 5/29/06
skjf:
u stole those from a different website
18:16 PST 4/20/06
Nihat:
How about this "Dady I'm Pregnant!"
0:02 PST 1/28/06
sarah:
"i don't need your lip...my zippers not undone"
13:00 PST 1/24/06
monkey boy:
red wire.... blue wire.... red wire....
5:25 PST 8/26/05
DESERT:
you can withdraw it at the last minute 
2:44 PST 8/13/05
eererre:
hahahahahahahaha
22:47 PST 7/7/05
Geno L.:
they forgot "they couldnt hit an elephant from here"
17:53 PST 5/9/05
King:
H....E......L.....P! What about this.
3:01 PST 2/2/05
Jared:
D a m n I must be one lucky bastered because I have said 75% of those almost every year so far...
15:54 PST 1/30/05
Honey:
they forgot one "OH SH.^IT!!"
14:12 PST 1/8/05
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