blue86: pretty good some were good but i have seen most of them
19:37 PST 9/22/04
moggie: that was PUNishment for some of you it went right over your heads and the rest of your bodies should have left with `em
4:24 PST 9/21/04
heleana: Punny.
20:28 PST 9/19/04
ALUCARD: BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST A SHORT GIRL THAN NOT AT TALL!!! IF YOU DIDN'T GET THE OTHERS YOU WON'T GET THIS ONE. IT'S A VERY SIMPLE CONCEPT AND THESE ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER, BUT BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE.
9:05 PST 9/19/04
Fenix: huh???????????????????????????????
6:44 PST 9/19/04
Kisquest: I Don't Get It...!! What's It All About...??
6:30 PST 9/19/04
The Master: Cute, but not for me.
6:12 PST 9/19/04
WildBillCASAC: They are the worst. I love them!
6:01 PST 9/19/04
courtney: i'd have to say very bad im afraid
2:44 PST 9/19/04
drukenboy: i dont like this darn thing it stinks
11:35 PST 6/8/04
uknowuwantme: that's sooooo STUPID!!!!!! i've heard better!
11:46 PST 5/31/04
babygirl: its cute... nothing special.
15:18 PST 5/23/04
Link: shut the front door
8:55 PST 5/4/04
JC wrdlyf: there arent puns, i thought they were supposed to be scary
8:21 PST 4/18/04
urchicken2: this is the worst,cheesiest "puns" i've ever heard of. i'd hate to call them puns just cuz they're so bad
19:34 PST 4/16/04
Malemute: Where is that area code, Chad?
18:43 PST 3/28/04
chad: call4102280163 for a good time
10:03 PST 3/15/04
me: i agree with lullabelle01 sorry :{
20:15 PST 2/18/04
Wayoutthere : I laughed all the way through them hahahahahahahahaha
23:26 PST 2/15/04
hi: bad
21:31 PST 2/13/04
lullabelle01: that had to be the stupidest thig yet, sorry!!!
18:08 PST 2/13/04
ROHO:: Thanks for speaking up for me stfu, but I thought they were fairly good.
0:04 PST 2/10/04
ROHO;: this is the pun ist stuff i everheard!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
22:25 PST 2/6/04
Spree: these r soo stupid they dont have a point and they rn't funny!!! AT ALL!!
14:29 PST 2/3/04
YellowGurl434: ?????????
15:16 PST 1/28/04
Dollbaby: swamp fox: LOL !!! That joke made my Sunday !!! Watch out for that quicksand and alligators, you hear ???
10:06 PST 1/25/04
cat6:
16:49 PST 1/24/04
waterfall: OMG! I guess I've been away too long! You guys have all gone NUTS! LMAO!!!
19:07 PST 1/20/04
amy2: nice one swamp fox!
13:17 PST 1/18/04
swamp fox: Quazi Motto( the hunch back) didn't have any arms and had to ring the bell with his head. after 12oclock he was` so dizzy he fell to his death.A crowd of people gathered around asking if anyone knew this man.One man said no but "his face rings a bell"
1:00 PST 1/18/04
ROHO:: SEBOLD; Depending on what you like, the next time bring a Playboy/girl with you. You can read a joke, look at a picture, etc. When your done you'll be funnily horny....er,or is that hornily funny?.....whatever,...it might help!
7:01 PST 1/14/04
Hypnotic: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!
6:45 PST 1/14/04
Sebold: Note to EFP staff: That was too much reading. make me laugh without all the dang work. Pics are good for my brain type. ty
0:19 PST 1/14/04
FIREDADDY: can these jokes(that in itself is a joke) get any worse?
21:53 PST 1/13/04
Peaches: Lol Dollbaby! You are very welcome! If you didn't shout it out maybe nobody noticed! I have an inquisitive mind and like to learn and understand things!
15:39 PST 1/13/04
FER: cool dudes
13:25 PST 1/13/04
JohnAngel: why are these jokes getting so repetetive? this one was one of yesterday's jokes.... geez!
9:04 PST 1/13/04
Dollbaby: Peaches: What did I tell you !!! I figured out the pun you wrote (obscene clone fall ), when I was under the hair dryer at the hair salon this morning !!! EMBARRAS.SING !!! By the way, thanks for explaining about the word X=MAS, I've always wondered about that !!!
8:39 PST 1/13/04
Peaches: There was a man NAMED ROB, who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
8:38 PST 1/13/04
ROHO:: ROB; Good morning! Yes, it was definitly your page yesterday. And you should be...choked that is!
1:22 PST 1/13/04
Rob : Good morning everyone. Yesterday was pun heaven. Don't think there will ever be another day like it for me. I'm choked!!!!
1:03 PST 1/13/04
Peaches: Thanks KAT, and Hi amy2! I agree with you! I hope it isn't contagious too. Hopefully they will come back and play when they are feeling better! They seemed very TENTS!
0:44 PST 1/13/04
ROHO:: A retired schoolteacher, noted for always carrying an umbrella, began supplementing her meager income by applying happy words/smiles on soft drink but~tons and selling them. She said she got the successful idea while at a movie and named her business 'Merry Pop Pins.'
23:47 PST 1/12/04
amy2: Peaches; let's hope what s/he has isn't contagious.........
19:48 PST 1/12/04
KAT: Nice Peaches..
17:09 PST 1/12/04
Peaches: ~~~Peaches brings the throw~up bucket, seven~up, soda crackers, Pepto~Bismol, Tums, ice pack, and a pillow and blanket over to Spree!~~~ Hope you feel better soon!
16:55 PST 1/12/04
mean 1 mr grin: Snert alert!!! snert alert !!!
16:52 PST 1/12/04
Spree: THIS IS SOOOOOO DUMB WHO WOULD BUT THIS ON HERE!! IT MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!
15:46 PST 1/12/04
Bob: OMG...those were some of the dumbest ones that i have ever heard...especially the last one about the florist friars and how you can only prevent them...
15:40 PST 1/12/04
scouser: sad ones theese (except the paw one)
13:38 PST 1/12/04
ROHO:: A scientist has developed a goo that forms hilarious faces and forms as it slowly slides off of any hard surface it's placed on. It has no useful purpose but the scientist said, "Ain't it funny how slime slips away."
13:34 PST 1/12/04
Peaches: Hi Dollbaby!! I think Rob is high on life. His writer's camp errr cramp was cured when the bear rummaged through his belongings on a camping trip. It was an in tents experience!
9:52 PST 1/12/04
Dollbaby: These are great jokes !!! However, I know that SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, I am going to remember one of these jokes when I am on an elevator, and start laughing out loud !!! PS. I wonder what Rob had to smoke before he wrote all these jokes, AND did it cure his writers cramp ???
9:36 PST 1/12/04
Peaches: I LOVE PUNS!!! Wow Rob? We did? How do you post so many times in a row oh Talented Punny Rob? A wealthy man decided it would be fun to have himself cloned. The clone turned out to be an exact duplicate of the man except that it spoke nothing but extremely profane language. After several months of listening to this, the man got fed up, took the clone up into the mountains and went to the edge of a steep cliff. Looking around and not seeing anybody, he pushed the clone over the cliff. Just then, a cop stepped out from behind some bushes and said, "I'm going to have to write you a ticket." "What for?" "For making an obscene clone fall."
9:23 PST 1/12/04
sammysmom: Those were to funny. I now have cramps from laughing.( And my son thinks I am Nuts)
8:36 PST 1/12/04
Bper: ROTFLMAO
8:14 PST 1/12/04
Rob : Come on K Hall, what do you want someone to come and click the mouse but~ton for you as well?
7:55 PST 1/12/04
K .HALL: don't have time to read it . . .
7:43 PST 1/12/04
Rob : I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen. One of the most interesting cases he told me about involved a schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder.At times this person believed himself to be a temptress in a Bizet opera. At other times he was convinced that he was the head of the German Luftwaffe in WW II. The concensus of the practi~tioners was that the unfortunate fellow didn't know if he was Carmen or Goerring...
7:33 PST 1/12/04
Rob : Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman: he went hunting as often as he could. The other was his friend: a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn't really want to hurt anything. They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer. They soon caught up with it, and when they saw it, it was obvious why it had been so easy to catch up to: it had a terrible infection over it's left eye, which it couldn't even see out of. The hunter started to take aim with his shotgun, but his friend begged him to stop. He said, "Can't you see that's a bad eye deer?"
6:44 PST 1/12/04
ROHO:: Stanford University's Medical Labratory has discovered a lab rabbit that seems to have such a high pain tolerence, it needs no general anesthesia of any kind. It has become affectionatly known by the lab personell as the ether bunny.
6:43 PST 1/12/04
Rob : Hi ROHO, couldn’t resist the lure of the pun this morning. Peaches, your good self and I got a mention in the daily e~mail prob cos of today’s topic, which was nice. Plenty more beauties where these came from!!!
6:23 PST 1/12/04
Rob : There was once a huge starship, called the SS Ti~tanic. It was a mighty cruise ship, set to sail the inky blackness of space. The first voyage of the immense vessel came. Thousands of people on board ~ mostly the rich and famous, and of course, a large crew to cater for their every need. As the ship set off, no~one realised that her fate was just around the corner. She flew around the galaxy, visiting several resort planets, before heading towards her last solar system. As ~ she arrived, everyone found themselves looking in horror as the star exploded in front of their eyes ~ a supernova. Of course, everyone was killed, and although search parties spent several years looking, nothing was ever found of the great ship, except for a single twisted, half~molten chunk of metal that had come from the toolkit of one of the ship's engineers. The chunk of metal was put on display in a museum dedicated to the memory of the ship. It became known as the Star~Mangled Spanner.
5:58 PST 1/12/04
ROHO:: LOL These cracked me up!! Good quality stuff. ROB; I was going to say to you, "It's show time." But with no great surprise, I see you've been at work already. LOL!!
5:43 PST 1/12/04
Rob : The jockey was riding the favourite at a race meeting, and was well ahead of the field. His horse rounded the final corner, when suddenly the jockey was ~ hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies ~ as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was ~ struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the race stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.
5:29 PST 1/12/04
Rob : A group of dentists decided to set up a new surgery. Since compet~ition in their area was quite fierce, they wanted their new business to have something unique about it. After much thought, they decided to set up shop on board a boat, moored on the banks of the river. As an added bonus, they also offered river crossings in the boat, with the dentistry work being performed during the crossing. The business quickly became known as the Tooth Ferry.
4:18 PST 1/12/04
scotyo: all of em suk but one has an eskimo the over woz an imposter so this is a bit funny
4:11 PST 1/12/04
Rob : So Noah is waiting by his ark. Waiting for all the animals that God has promised will squeeze into the boat that he's built. And then he sees them. Great numbers of beasts all converging on where he's standing. So he lowers the gang~plank, and watches as the animals start filing on board, two~by~two. And as they go into the ship, Noah can be heard pas~sing comments on each animal that goes by ~ "Hmmm... two horses," he says, "they don't taste very nice, but they're edible," and "Ooh! Two sheep. I love roast lamb". And so it goes on, for each pair of animals, Noah counts going on board, he says something about what they're like to eat. Eventually Noah's son can stand it no longer, and he goes to his mother to ask why. She answers: "Well, there's Noah counting for taste." To which the son replies: "Now I've herd everything."
3:21 PST 1/12/04
Rob : The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionise the sport. The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the "bee nut". It is a fastening attachment that allows a player to adjust the head on their club to any angle, thus saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus, for example, a player can use the same club to putt with as they used to get out of the sand trap. Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players everywhere are taking golfing picnics, so they can try their new "bee~nut putter sand~wedge".
3:07 PST 1/12/04
Rob : William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts ~ Hattie and Sophia ~ who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was lobbied by the citizens of his town because the three bakeries in the town had, during the Revolution, raised the price of pies to the point that only the rich could afford them. Not wanting to challenge the bakeries directly, he turned to his aunts and asked their advice. But when they had heard the story, the two old ladies were so incensed over the situation that they offered to bake 100 pies themselves, and sell them for 2 cents lower that any of the bakeries were charging. It was a roaring success. Their pies sold out quickly, and very soon they had managed to bring down the price of all kinds of pastry in Philadelphia. In fact, even to this very day, their acheivements are remembered as the remarkable Pie rates of Penn's aunts.
2:45 PST 1/12/04
Rob : Oh my god EFP are you trying to seduce me??? What a quality collection of puns.
2:06 PST 1/12/04
kelly: this is bad
0:27 PST 1/12/04
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