your mr wright:
their are alot of difficult PEOPLE in this world, everyone is different, so dont try and defend any gender, because it is their responsibility and it is they who lie, decieve and cheat.
14:47 PST 8/7/04
heleana:
My prior post still stands, we women aren't as difficult as you stupid males think. Just show us love and loyaly, treat us like we are the most important woman in the world, and we are yours for life!
4:49 PST 8/7/04
Zero:
numbers 4 and 5 are the most common types of s3x nowadays!!!!! the third type might be what some couples do and types 1 and 2 are less common except if you are that Bob guy on television commercials! 
10:39 PST 8/6/04
ALUCARD:
I GUESS THIS IS LIKE THE 12 STEP PROGRAM ONLY SHORTER AND COST YOU MORE IN THE LONG RUN.
6:17 PST 8/6/04
Shoefly:
Education for the psychology of the 4 types of Color Se^x. RED is Fire, get your rocks off priority, YELLOW is Air, and visionary, Peeping Toms (curious yellow), GREEN is Earth and Ana^l, and BLUE is Water and Oral. Source from Swiss Psych "Lusher" (I believe) who also had a Color Test Book.
4:47 PST 8/6/04
Kisquest:
Song Ti^tle: The Wedding "You by my side, that's how I see us. I close my eyes, and I can see us. We've on our way to say 'I do'. My secret dreams have all come true. "AveMaria" Oh, my love, my love, this can really be, That someday you'll walk down the aside with me. Let it be, make it be, that I'm the one for you, I'd be yours, all yours, now and forever. I see us now, your hand in my hand. This is the hour, this is the moment, And I can hear sweet voices singing. "AveMaria, AveMaria." I can see the church, I see the people. Your folks and mine, happy and smiling. And I can hear sweet voices singing."AveMaria, AveMaria."
4:31 PST 8/6/04
hahahahaha:
i think i'll have an orgasm!!!
smurf se.x is better!!1 
18:29 PST 8/1/04
GothicShadow:
smurf se.x..my type
12:10 PST 7/7/04
cheeky clare:
hehe i hope i dont have all them se.xs!!! ill stick to the smurf se.x!!!!!
5:38 PST 6/21/04
dixielicious:
hop on top an ride em like a buckin bronco!!!!
4:17 PST 6/21/04
k3bubba:
save a horse ride a cowboy!!
11:59 PST 6/8/04
Shoefly:
The 6th Type of Se^x is having a Scre^wdriver, a Triple. Frosty you were schmart here. Thanks that R.W. quote on Divorce, ROHO, entertaining and true.
3:13 PST 6/5/04
sunshine:
this is a good one I like it really!
11:02 PST 5/8/04
heleana:
Almost got married, glad I didn't, my former boyfriend had to have floozy secs. He dragged every floozy in between us and broke my heart. Those who can't keep it in their own pants should get scr/ewed in the courtroom! Have anyone seen Lorraina Bobbitt?
13:45 PST 4/4/04
cutiepie:
i ride...... since i was 10.... ahhhhhhh im not a virgin1!!!!!
19:08 PST 3/28/04
Malemute:
ROHO!!!Shame on you!!! (or whoever wrote that virgin comment) 
18:47 PST 3/28/04
Baby girl:
i heard of it u guys told me this already.u runnin out of ideas or sometin
13:18 PST 3/26/04
ROHO;:
YOUNGCOWBOY1620, I'LL BET THAT YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A HORSE, AND THAT YOUR STILL A VIRGIN.
6:30 PST 3/26/04
steve:
noone asked
18:10 PST 3/25/04
Butz:
Hahahahahha funny
12:43 PST 3/25/04
Used & Abused:
oh grow up kiddies! this is just a joke!
11:42 PST 3/25/04
youncowboy1620:
the 7th kind of fun is when you are on the fairgrounds and you do it in front of everybody ha ha ha
9:36 PST 3/25/04
Tim of nebraska:
The sixth kind of sx is : Thinking to myself about sx. Is that I just got myself "Skrewed up!"
6:02 PST 3/25/04
elvis:
If anyone wants to know about nuber six and seven jaust ask!
5:35 PST 3/25/04
Bper:
Old one but still True......
4:47 PST 3/25/04
jgfj:
i thought lol was laugh out loud....... somebody wanna tell me if i'm wrong or not coz i aint sure.......
0:02 PST 3/25/04
Kat:
I'm on number 4 and headed to number 5 real fast. Can't wait to scre/w him in front of everyone!!!
20:33 PST 3/24/04
MoMo:
hillarious. D!CK SHINE!
18:58 PST 3/24/04
snoop dog:
snizzle
17:49 PST 3/24/04
ROHO;:
SMILEY, GO TO THE WEB,WWW.CO~MPUTERUSER.CO~M/RESOURCES/DICTIONARY/CHAT.HTML, AND YOU WILL GET 5 PAGES OF CHAT SYMBOLS.
EXAMPLE: CUL8R IS "SEE YOU LATER"
17:00 PST 3/24/04
hape2bme:
true!
15:31 PST 3/24/04
ALUCARD:
HE~LL DON'T GET MARRIED. JUST FIND AN UGLY WOMAN YOU DON'T LIKE AND BUY HER A HOUSE. THEY'RE GONNA' GET IT ANYWAY!!!!!
15:28 PST 3/24/04
DLS:
Yeah, Same thing to my ex wife!!!!
15:17 PST 3/24/04
1 of ME!!:
that was funney
21:22 PST 3/20/04
tammye38:
This is GREAT,LOL
17:44 PST 3/19/04
Smiley:
Iwould like to say thank you to FIVEofUS!!!! for being such a considerate and respectful person and clearing that up for me. We need more positive people like you around.
12:27 PST 3/3/04
FIVEofUS!!!!!!!:
Why are you picking on Smiley? There was a time EACH and everyone of you didn't know what it meant and had to be told. Smiley, it is an acronym for laugh out loud.
0:06 PST 3/2/04
Smiley:
Well tombz mate, OBVIOUSLY you DON'T know how to spell. I guess with your intellect three letter words like "lol" are as far as you can spell.
7:37 PST 2/27/04
tombz:
mate obiously u dont go on the internet a lot if u dont know what lol stands 4
11:09 PST 2/26/04
Smiley:
Hey Slimting, I just asked a question. I bet alot of people don't know what that means. Just because you know that those made out initials mean it doesn't give you the right to call me a loser. By the way it's not useful information. To me it was just curiosity.
20:50 PST 2/24/04
efleda:
i bet the person who wrote this was a man. his wife probably won the battle and he's pissed. i wish that we have a law that req prenup agreement before a couple gets married.
0:14 PST 2/21/04
Slimting:
lol laugh out loud loser that was useful info
19:08 PST 2/20/04
Smiley:
Can somebody please tell me what the h/e/l/l "lol" means?????
21:05 PST 2/18/04
me:
like i needed to know that
20:17 PST 2/18/04
Wayoutthere :
Hallway was the obvious
breakdown that lead to the last
and its end is so sad as most
23:32 PST 2/15/04
JUZTIN:
I dont have a woman i am only 11. I want to have children though......if u no what i mean...lol im 11
14:21 PST 2/14/04
Nadia:
It makes sense.
15:32 PST 2/13/04
ROHO::
Golly wow, stfu. Another ill attempt at deriding elucidation!
0:15 PST 2/10/04
ROHO;:
if i had married a woman, this might not have happened to me. ROBNOB! why did you leave me!!!!
22:44 PST 2/6/04
Woodwindow:
Hey Bubbles get a life,,,,We don't care if you know it...
8:02 PST 2/5/04
bubbles:
not funny all ready know it
6:51 PST 1/26/04
cat6:
:/
16:51 PST 1/24/04
Frosty:
How about Cellular Se~x. Thats when your wife uses all her anytime minutes ROAMING. And you get to pay for it in the end.
0:29 PST 1/23/04
jeran:
that is so not true
14:44 PST 1/21/04
ROHO::
AMY2; Yeh, that's the way it was with me and my ex. But to this day I still don't know who the guy was in that bedroom while I was out there on the couch!
6:28 PST 1/18/04
amy2:
i have 'hallway s3x' a couple times a month but it ususally turns into bedroom s3x within a few hours...........
20:38 PST 1/16/04
20cents:
This is exactly what happened to me.
7:32 PST 1/15/04
Sebold:
Isn't that like 6 in German?
0:24 PST 1/14/04
Frosty:
Had an old girlfriend that worked at the Spe.rm Bank. I found out she was the night deposit box.
7:21 PST 1/13/04
lori:
ooh, how true this is!! haha
17:48 PST 1/12/04
kestrel:
so very true.
15:54 PST 1/12/04
ROHO::
FROSTY; LOL!! OK, Well I'll agree that wouldn't be good but it's better than the area code!! 
11:37 PST 1/12/04
Frosty:
how about phone se.x? Thats when she puts you on hold, but does everyone in your prefix.
21:39 PST 1/11/04
canuk:
bitter, very bitter
20:03 PST 1/11/04
steph:
o my paula thats stupid who cares!
13:26 PST 1/11/04
Paula:
Just got married, and matured before getting married. I like the first two steps, forget the last three. You only get scr{ewed, if you put yourself in that position. Never let your guard completely down.
7:57 PST 1/11/04
livewire:
F~ck this n keep gettin married ...after all...happiness isn't everything
4:06 PST 1/11/04
meka:
chaching the sound of me getting everything for putting up with his sh , taking care of his kids,house, and business..oh did i mention putting up with his sh. i like the no. five scr:ew:ing
1:27 PST 1/11/04
Reene:
That has to be listed on the "Best Seller" list!! Excellent! Thanks~~
20:49 PST 1/10/04
kristin:
oooh that is funny! i like it!
19:48 PST 1/10/04
Frosty:
MEAN 1 MR GRIN, OH!!!MAN!!!... Stopped me dead in my tracks with that one!!! Now let's go try on the pretty white coat...
14:32 PST 1/10/04
ROHO::
MEAN 1 MR GRIN; ???? What the H were you eating over the Holidays?
10:57 PST 1/10/04
mean 1 mr grin:
LOL,,, all of us men should get breast implants,,, then we would have no use for a woman... But then think of how many of us would end up on the Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer show...
8:13 PST 1/10/04
Frosty:
How about SEQUEL SE.X? That's when number 5 felt sooo good they try to seduce you back to court again!
23:31 PST 1/9/04
jayd:
lmfao frosty
22:28 PST 1/9/04
moggie:
marriage been there done that Don't have time for that anymore got tired of saying sorry for all the times i was not good enough for him and his family. The truth was he was not good enough for me Ladies Never compromise on what you really want it don't get better with time Its just a Waste of Time
22:09 PST 1/9/04
angel:
Ain't life grand?
20:28 PST 1/9/04
Jason:
what happens when u start off on stage 3
19:04 PST 1/9/04
mister B:
SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
18:20 PST 1/9/04
sukey:
iv done them all doggy style
17:27 PST 1/9/04
K .HALL:
i did not have time to read that !
16:42 PST 1/9/04
ARTHUR:
I TOO HAVE DONE ALL FIVE,AND GOT THE MONEY.I've been wondering how comfortable she is sleeping in the dog house...
16:41 PST 1/9/04
Frosty:
There is also neighborhood se.x. That is when your spouse is scre.wing everyone in the neighborhood... except you.
16:06 PST 1/9/04
clynnrene:
ha,ha,ha, I've done all five !
15:49 PST 1/9/04
Brandy:
hahahahahahahayhahahahahahahahahahhahaha
15:43 PST 1/9/04
Bob:
That is the most honest thing I have ever heard...
14:06 PST 1/9/04
Bper:
Funny but true
13:30 PST 1/9/04
dominick:
guess i should send this to my EX wife
10:47 PST 1/9/04
Goldiesmurfett:
So True! i'm in the middle of a divorce right now, and i've seen the courtrooms plenty! So in the end u just say SCR/ EW YOU!
10:44 PST 1/9/04
Dollbaby:
From one to four, been there, done that !!! BUT, my maid=of=honor, Valerie is an excellent housekeeper !!! Every time she got divorced, she kept the house !!!
10:36 PST 1/9/04
Amber:
the reason I like this is because i plan on getting married and i hope not to have kids any time soon so i can do all
8:44 PST 1/9/04
kristychick:
im on the third one lol i will never get to the fifth one no way
8:19 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
Robin Williams quote; "Divorce; A Latin term meaning to extract a man's testicals through his wallet." I learned my lesson the first and only time around.
8:12 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
No 4 is spanish archer time.
8:08 PST 1/9/04
INSANEGURLIE:
H E L L IM STILL YOUNG"ISH" I SAY SCR~EW AWAY. I HAVENT BEEN MARRIED CAUSE I BELIVE THAT MARRIAGE IS FOR LIFE... YOURS OR HIS.LOL
8:08 PST 1/9/04
valleybrat:
HA! i got to be very good at number 4!!
7:50 PST 1/9/04
ALUCARD:
aSK THE NEWLY SINGLE GUY IF HE WOULD GET MARRIED AGAIN. HE REPLIED, "NOPE, JUST GONNA' FIND A
WOMAN I DON'T LIKE AND BUY HER A HOUSE...ALREADY LOST TWO."
7:27 PST 1/9/04
Kim:
HOHOHO Very funny
7:18 PST 1/9/04
Tiner:
Whatever. If he got taken in the courtroom it was probably because he was messing with someone else besides his wife out of the courtroom!
7:00 PST 1/9/04
nealwardman:
laugh, i nearly got married again!! (but came to me senses)...
6:34 PST 1/9/04
paperhog2003:
this one was good till it got to the divorce and number 4
6:05 PST 1/9/04
ROHO::
These are so true! I definitly know about the Courtroom Se x. My ex scr ewed me for the free scr ewing I had! These should be included in any prenuptual cla~ss es.
3:57 PST 1/9/04
Amila:
Very Funny
2:04 PST 1/9/04
PyRo:
That's so right!
1:25 PST 1/9/04
Rob :
Aaahhhh, things to look forward to!!!
1:15 PST 1/9/04
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